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Jedis (or Sith) attacks a grocery store

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FFW_Rude
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
France10201 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-15 13:24:09
March 15 2013 13:18 GMT
#1
Hi TL,

I just read that on a french website and it cracked me up (sorry for the people robbed)

Here is the article =>
http://www.ladepeche.fr/article/2013/03/15/1583289-maine-et-loire-une-superette-braquee-avec-des-sabres-lasers.html

Translation :


A Dia grocery store in "Maine et Loire" was robbed by two individuals with light saber (yes starwars) report the daily "Ouest-France".

The two thugs entered the store at 2pm this wednesday with fake light saber. They threatened the 2 employees present and asked the they empty the cash register in a bag.

The two robbers got 250€ and can't be found at the moment. The incident did not make any injured but the eployees said they were shocked


Another one (Funnier) => http://www.europe1.fr/Faits-divers/Un-braquage-aux-sabres-laser-1448517/


Fallen in the dark side of the force, two thugs did a robbery that was really original. They were able to get the cash from a Dia Store with their... Fake light sabers from StarWars. The bounty they got was 250€


So ... Sith are real...

Just wanted to share this on TL.

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Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
March 15 2013 13:26 GMT
#2
None of them used dark powers, they were just malicious.

Not sith
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Cokefreak
Profile Joined June 2011
Finland8096 Posts
March 15 2013 13:27 GMT
#3
Obviously just perpetrators trying to make the peace loving Sith look bad.
FFW_Rude
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
France10201 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-15 13:46:46
March 15 2013 13:46 GMT
#4
God ! you two are everywhere !
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Tobberoth
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden6375 Posts
March 15 2013 15:14 GMT
#5
Pretty funny how the people working at the store just went "Oh shit, they have laser swords, what will we do! Let's give them money" instead of going "Um, yeah, those plastic sticks don't scare me, get the fuck out."
lurked
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada918 Posts
March 15 2013 15:51 GMT
#6
Lol anybody thinks they got their idea form South Park's Somalian Pirates episode?

One of the kids brought a fake lightsaber as a weapon, and when they board a huge French ship, the French crew is scared/shocked as the lightsaber, and surrender the ship to them...
Magic is "just" magic until I get my hands on the source code.
Talin
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Montenegro10532 Posts
March 15 2013 16:00 GMT
#7
Clearly they forgot to use the mind trick on their way out.
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
March 15 2013 16:07 GMT
#8
Well at least give them credit for being creative... Sort of.
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
March 15 2013 16:21 GMT
#9
how can you threaten someone with a fake lightsaber?
2stra
Profile Joined March 2011
Netherlands928 Posts
March 15 2013 17:12 GMT
#10
On March 16 2013 01:21 ieatkids5 wrote:
how can you threaten someone with a fake lightsaber?


With intimidating sound effects!
phANT1m
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
South Africa535 Posts
March 15 2013 17:29 GMT
#11
Well rumours are around that the new star wars may indicate that the jedi are evil and due to the conquerer writes history wrote themself as good.

But seriously I hope they had something else besides the lightsaber.
sc4k
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United Kingdom5454 Posts
March 15 2013 19:04 GMT
#12
This is the sort of thing I can imaging happening in Trailer Park Boys LOL
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24809 Posts
March 15 2013 19:30 GMT
#13
Cashiers are often instructed to follow the instructions of people holding up the store, whether or not they present a real weapon. In fact, even if they don't have a weapon, they could still get violent.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32163 Posts
March 15 2013 19:55 GMT
#14
On March 16 2013 01:21 ieatkids5 wrote:
how can you threaten someone with a fake lightsaber?

Cheese, wine and surrendering prematurely are French past times you uncultured swine!
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SupplyBlockedTV
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
Belgium313 Posts
March 16 2013 10:57 GMT
#15
On March 16 2013 04:55 QuanticHawk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 16 2013 01:21 ieatkids5 wrote:
how can you threaten someone with a fake lightsaber?

Cheese, wine and surrendering prematurely are French past times you uncultured swine!


Thats what napoleon said when he took the bases of your grand-grand-grand-grand parents.
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