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MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-08 08:48:16
March 08 2013 08:47 GMT
#1
Hello Tlers:

I’ve been meaning to post the update for the final part in my Girl Blog for over a few moths now. Yes it indeed was that short. But I know that’s not why you guys came here. You came because it said [girl blog] amiright?

So I was rereading my Girl Blog posts and I need to thank some people here. First off MountainDewJunkie, xpldngmn, sam!zdat, and a few others.

Alright back to the main part and a little refresher. So anyway we ended up sitting on the couch and we had our awkward talk and all but it ended up really nice, walked her to the bus stop and such. This occurred on Thursday and I didn’t end up seeing her all the way until Monday. Over the weekend we did the usual and text/flirted the whole week. This is finals week so she asked me if I wanted to meet up and study at school cause she needed a lot of help.

Things are progressing nicely and we meet up around 3pm for our study session. It becomes very obvious at this point that she had no intention of studying at all. We sit down opposite of each other and Felicity starts playing with her hair and making all the signs. After about 3 minutes she gets out of the chair across from me and sits into the chair next to me and asks me for help on a question. Before I even have time to answer we start making out again!

Dam Felicity slow down.

Anyway we pretty much make out for another 2 hours from 3:40 until 5:40 dry humping and such. At the end of the session I tell her I have to leave and go home for dinner. I’m sitting on top of the table and she’s sitting in the chair, and I have a massive boner, wearing shorts so I can’t hide but w/e. As I’m about to leave she says. MysteryMeat, can I find out the mysterymeat inside of ur pants.

Actual convo “Can I give you a blowjob” At that point I remember what Mountain Dew Junkie said and gladly obliged to let her blow me. I proceed to get a blowjob for like 15 minutes and stuff, and at the very end, shes glazed and asks, “So MysteryMeat, do you love me now?”

“Naw, I g2g study” At that point I realized I had no feelings what so ever for her, and I didn’t want to have sex with her, so I called it a day and never bothered talking to her!

Luckily it was winter break and she was out of the country so we never talked again. However she still sits next to me in class even know. I don’t think I have spoken one word to her since then.

TLDR: Got a blowjob!
B===D~~~~~O:


On December 07 2012 13:23 MountainDewJunkie wrote:
Woohoo! A fellow Washingtonian!

With all do respect, the last time a girl fed me that crap while we hooked up ("Oh I've liked you since blahblahblah this whole time"), by liked, she meant wanted to blow me. I respected that request.

Making out for 1.5 hours? Dude I think you were getting the green light for some "heavy petting."


You were hella right!

***
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
ReignSupreme.
Profile Blog Joined September 2012
Australia4123 Posts
March 08 2013 09:16 GMT
#2
This is the only forum I know where people make threads about achieving levels of sexual gratification..

anyway, kudos to you sir. Looks like MtnDew was right
FractalsOnFire
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Australia1756 Posts
March 08 2013 09:24 GMT
#3
Well you could've easily transitioned that into sex.

Maybe even a casual fuck buddy? Assuming she's fine with it.
Zealos
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United Kingdom3576 Posts
March 08 2013 09:45 GMT
#4
Proud of you <3
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nRoot
Profile Joined February 2010
Germany928 Posts
March 08 2013 10:10 GMT
#5
On March 08 2013 18:16 ReignSupreme. wrote:
This is the only forum I know where people make threads about achieving levels of sexual gratification..

Exactly my thoughts :D

also what happend to
TLDR: C’mon guys why the heck would you read a TLDR for a girl blog.

?

Congratz on yor first BJ..
Burrfoot
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States1176 Posts
March 08 2013 10:40 GMT
#6
Now just make sure she doesn't also have a penis and you're golden!
http://us.battle.net/d3/en/profile/Davlok-1847/career
Shelke14
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada6655 Posts
March 08 2013 11:12 GMT
#7
As much as I was rooting for you to turn that into sex and or keeping her as a casual fuck buddy.... The part where she says "do you love me now" hit a spot in me that made me happy you just walked out and never said anything to her again. I personally think you dodged a bullet there and the Cons of keeping her close whether it be in an actual relationship or just a sexual one would have out weighed the Pros of it. Gj on the BJ and hopefully you find someone else you are interested in soon.
FractalsOnFire
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Australia1756 Posts
March 08 2013 12:08 GMT
#8
On March 08 2013 20:12 Shelke14 wrote:
As much as I was rooting for you to turn that into sex and or keeping her as a casual fuck buddy.... The part where she says "do you love me now" hit a spot in me that made me happy you just walked out and never said anything to her again. I personally think you dodged a bullet there and the Cons of keeping her close whether it be in an actual relationship or just a sexual one would have out weighed the Pros of it. Gj on the BJ and hopefully you find someone else you are interested in soon.


Huh I completely missed the line where she said 'do you love me now?'

Yeah probably dodged a bullet, that's sort of unsettling...
Japhybaby
Profile Blog Joined February 2013
Canada301 Posts
March 08 2013 14:21 GMT
#9
! LOL yo props on the blowjay mysterymeat. let me tell you, you're online alias would not appetize me if i were her.

Good story. that girl does not understand the post-jac eh?
hold on! i'm callin' you back to the pool, and we'll dazzle them all!
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32157 Posts
March 08 2013 15:04 GMT
#10
a very warm congrats, from my keyboard to your weiner, op! i wish you many more awkward teenage sexual encounters in the future!
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AkalineMess
Profile Joined December 2012
249 Posts
March 08 2013 20:37 GMT
#11
It is hard to find girls that are willing to blow you for a good 15 minutes. >_<
ihOpe
Profile Blog Joined December 2012
192 Posts
March 08 2013 20:56 GMT
#12
how do you make out for 2 hours?
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Burrfoot
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States1176 Posts
March 08 2013 21:07 GMT
#13
On March 09 2013 05:56 iheartEDM wrote:
how do you make out for 2 hours?


That's how long the new xxx torrent takes to download (2.36 gb)
http://us.battle.net/d3/en/profile/Davlok-1847/career
kollin
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom8380 Posts
March 08 2013 21:20 GMT
#14
Gratz
obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
March 08 2013 22:09 GMT
#15
How did no one walk in on you if you were at school?
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
March 08 2013 22:43 GMT
#16
On March 09 2013 07:09 obesechicken13 wrote:
How did no one walk in on you if you were at school?


It was finals week and i go to a community college. The study room that we were in was in the corner of the library were you can see people coming before they see you.
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
UniversalSnip
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
9871 Posts
March 08 2013 23:17 GMT
#17
youre a gentleman mysterymeat
"How fucking dare you defile the sanctity of DotA with your fucking casual plebian terminology? May the curse of Gaben and Volvo be upon you. le filthy casual."
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-09 00:28:26
March 09 2013 00:25 GMT
#18
Yaay congrats mysterymeat ^^

That's funny though, at least you know for sure now that you don't want a relationship with her. At least you did get a bj out of it lol.
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
Fyodor
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Canada971 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-09 03:55:01
March 09 2013 03:54 GMT
#19
On March 08 2013 17:47 MysteryMeat1 wrote:
Hello Tlers:

I’ve been meaning to post the update for the final part in my Girl Blog for over a few moths now. Yes it indeed was that short. But I know that’s not why you guys came here. You came because it said [girl blog] amiright?

So I was rereading my Girl Blog posts and I need to thank some people here. First off MountainDewJunkie, xpldngmn, sam!zdat, and a few others.

Alright back to the main part and a little refresher. So anyway we ended up sitting on the couch and we had our awkward talk and all but it ended up really nice, walked her to the bus stop and such. This occurred on Thursday and I didn’t end up seeing her all the way until Monday. Over the weekend we did the usual and text/flirted the whole week. This is finals week so she asked me if I wanted to meet up and study at school cause she needed a lot of help.

Things are progressing nicely and we meet up around 3pm for our study session. It becomes very obvious at this point that she had no intention of studying at all. We sit down opposite of each other and Felicity starts playing with her hair and making all the signs. After about 3 minutes she gets out of the chair across from me and sits into the chair next to me and asks me for help on a question. Before I even have time to answer we start making out again!

Dam Felicity slow down.

Anyway we pretty much make out for another 2 hours from 3:40 until 5:40 dry humping and such. At the end of the session I tell her I have to leave and go home for dinner. I’m sitting on top of the table and she’s sitting in the chair, and I have a massive boner, wearing shorts so I can’t hide but w/e. As I’m about to leave she says. MysteryMeat, can I find out the mysterymeat inside of ur pants.

Actual convo “Can I give you a blowjob” At that point I remember what Mountain Dew Junkie said and gladly obliged to let her blow me. I proceed to get a blowjob for like 15 minutes and stuff, and at the very end, shes glazed and asks, “So MysteryMeat, do you love me now?”

“Naw, I g2g study” At that point I realized I had no feelings what so ever for her, and I didn’t want to have sex with her, so I called it a day and never bothered talking to her!

Luckily it was winter break and she was out of the country so we never talked again. However she still sits next to me in class even know. I don’t think I have spoken one word to her since then.

TLDR: Got a blowjob!
B===D~~~~~O:


Show nested quote +
On December 07 2012 13:23 MountainDewJunkie wrote:
Woohoo! A fellow Washingtonian!

With all do respect, the last time a girl fed me that crap while we hooked up ("Oh I've liked you since blahblahblah this whole time"), by liked, she meant wanted to blow me. I respected that request.

Making out for 1.5 hours? Dude I think you were getting the green light for some "heavy petting."


You were hella right!


that moment where you ruin your life possibly irreparably. (in bold)
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sam!zdat
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States5559 Posts
March 09 2013 06:49 GMT
#20
wait, she said "do you love me now?"
shikata ga nai
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-09 07:38:21
March 09 2013 07:38 GMT
#21
On March 09 2013 15:49 sam!zdat wrote:
wait, she said "do you love me now?"


Ya pretty much. Right before our first hook-up began she said, "Oh Mystery, I've waited soo long for you to notice me. I really like you." She was interchanging like and love every soo often.

The next day i told her i had no feelings for her what-so-ever and i thought we were cool.

Then came monday, and at the end she wanted to know if i loved her afterwards.


I was a little unsettled and i already told her i had no feelings for her otherwise.
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
MountainDewJunkie
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States10346 Posts
March 09 2013 08:02 GMT
#22
Finally! Someone acknowledges my input
[21:07] <Shock710> whats wrong with her face [20:50] <dAPhREAk> i beat it the day after it came out | <BLinD-RawR> esports is a giant vagina
Garnet
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
Vietnam9049 Posts
March 09 2013 11:21 GMT
#23
Have u find out where she came from? I wouldn't be surprised if she's Asian.
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
March 09 2013 16:42 GMT
#24
On March 09 2013 20:21 Garnet wrote:
Have u find out where she came from? I wouldn't be surprised if she's Asian.

She's from vietnam, and was adopted and moved to Norway. Came to America for school
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
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