Parodies

We're gonna farm to one song, and one song only.

Farm so hard mothafuckas wanna find me
But first Die'ah gotta find me
Whats 50 gold to a ricer like me can you please remind me
Farm so hard, that shit cray
Y'all don't even know that I got phase boots
Navi could farm, 0-82 and I look at you like this shit gravy
Farm so hard this shit weird
Your jungle but I'm here
Farm so hard since we here
its the only right way to be fair

Psycho, I'm liable to go Divine
Take your pick, AM, Lycan, Siren, Game 6
Farm so hard I gotta BKB
Your spells won't even touch me
Tinys thats losing time, hidden behind them big rocks
Farm so hard I'm stunned up too, Im supposed to be shackled too
You escaped what I escaped
You'd be in safe lane getting fucked up too
Farm to hard lets get faded, Phantom Assassin for like 6 days
Gold Bottle, role models, gettin kills with my sick plays
Farm so hard bitch behave, just might let you meet may
TL's Ashworth, I'm taking the team to Fort Worth

Farm so hard mothafuckas wanna find me
That shit cray
That shit cray
Farm so hard mothafuckas wanna find
That shit cray
That shit cray


She said Frog can we get married at the Mall
I said look you need to ward before you call
Come and meet me at the Secret Shop
Imma give you something you gonna have to mop

Farm so hard that shit kray, aint it K
Farm, farm so hard, what she order, Dagon 5
Farm so hard, Your midas so cold, (midas so cold) Its on cool down
Farm so hard, act like you'll never be around ricers like this again
Pudding pop, grab her hand
Electric vortex she don't wanna dance
Excuse my furion he's in trouble

Omniknight don't do it right if you ask me
Cus if i were him i woulda married drow and luna

Whats Kunka my Kunka
Did tidehunter dunk ya
Whats tangos my deal
Whats that hood of defiance
Doctors say I'm the illest
Cus I'm surfing from plague wards
Got my niggas in Die'ah
Watch the kill count go high'ah

Huh
I don’t even know what that means
No one knows what that means
But its OP
UGH no its not
IT GET THE PUBS GOING

Farm so hard, Die'ahs gotta find me X2
You are watching the throne
Don't let me farm in my lane X3
These other carries is lying
Acting like the farm aint mine
I got that Wind Runner back home
You know how many winder runners i own
Don't let me farm in my lane X3

The carries in the building, Gold count to the ceiling
I know I'm about to kill it
How you know, I got that feeling
You are now watching the throne
don't let me farm my lane
don’t let me farm my lane
Im deff farming my lane

As long as you port me
As long as you port me
As long as you port me

We're under pressure
Trilane in the safe lane, trying to fit in
keep it together
Smile on your face even though your CS is hurting
But hey now, you know, wisp
We both know it's a cruel lane
but i'll take my chances

As long as you port me
We could be ganking, we could be winning, we could de-throne
As long as you port me
I'll be your carry, I'll be your late game, I'll be your cleave
As long as you po-po-po-port me
As long as you po-po-po-port me

Ill be your carry
fighting every second of the game for your dreams, wisp
You could be my unisex Ball on a scene babe.
so don't stress, don't cry. we just need your tether to fly
just take my hand


As long as you port me
We could be ganking, we could be winning, we could dethrone
As long as you port me
I'll be your carry, I'll be your late game, I'll be your cleave
As long as you po-po-po-port me
As long as you po-po-po-port me


I don't know if this makes sense, but you're my carry
Give me a time and place, and I'll rendezvous, and I'll port you to it,
I'll beat you there
Wisp you know i got you
Whisper, Wispy
A couple of things that I can't spell without wisp
Now we are on top of the throne, 'cause thats just how we do
Used to tell me,"Well's the limit". now the well's our point of view
Man we step out like woah
Towers point and shoot
Ask me whats my favorite support, I'll stand back and toss in you
You, you, the one that i argue with, i feel like i need a new support to be bothered with
But the grass aint always greener on the other side
Cus we are the radiant
I know we got issues wisp, true true true
Overcharge takes a lot out of you
But Id rather get mana from you
Then get it from someone new

As long as you port me
We could be ganking, we could be winning, we could dethrone
As long as you port me
I'll be your carry, I'll be your late game, I'll be your cleave
As long as you po-po-po-port me
As long as you po-po-po-port me

I wanna wear a sweater vest
Like no one ever has
Dress to impress is my real test
To wow them is my cause

I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Each sweater vest to understand
The warmness thats inside

Sweater Vest, its you and me
I know its my destiny
Sweater Vest, oh, you're on my chest
You are so cozy I must confess
Sweater Vest, wool so true
No windbreaker will replace you

You warm me and I'll wear you
Sweater Vest, warmth for all
Warmth for all

Cold weather along the way
With hot coco I shall face
I'll be warm everyday
In my cotton embrace

Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm in sleeve we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream

Sweater Vest, its you and me
I know its my destiny
Sweater Vest, oh, you're on my chest
You are so cozy I must confess
Sweater Vest, wool so true
No windbreaker will replace you

RES is brilliant
RES is brilliant
My brightness pure
I saw an angel
Of that I’m sure
She smiled at me through my bright screen
She was with another man
But I let lose
I won’t sleep at night
Cus I’ve got lotion

You're beautiful
You're beautiful
You're beautiful
Online
With a photoshopped face
Panties with lace
And I know just what to do
Cus I’ll never be with you

Yes she caught my eye
As I scrolled on by
She could tell from my upvotes
That I was fucking high
And I don’t think that I’ll see that link again
Unless I make a bookmark that will last till the end

You're beautiful
You're beautiful
You're beautiful
Online
With a photoshopped face
Panties with lace
And I know just what to do
Cus I’ll never be with you

You're beautiful
You're beautiful
You're beautiful
Online
There must be an angel
With disgrace on her face
When she saw what I would do to you
But its time to face the truth
I will never be with you