• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 22:31
CEST 04:31
KST 11:31
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
Power Rank - Esports World Cup 202547RSL Season 1 - Final Week9[ASL19] Finals Recap: Standing Tall15HomeStory Cup 27 - Info & Preview18Classic wins Code S Season 2 (2025)16
Community News
BSL Team Wars - Bonyth, Dewalt, Hawk & Sziky teams4Weekly Cups (July 14-20): Final Check-up0Esports World Cup 2025 - Brackets Revealed19Weekly Cups (July 7-13): Classic continues to roll8Team TLMC #5 - Submission re-extension4
StarCraft 2
General
Jim claims he and Firefly were involved in match-fixing Power Rank - Esports World Cup 2025 RSL Revival patreon money discussion thread RSL Season 1 - Final Week The GOAT ranking of GOAT rankings
Tourneys
Esports World Cup 2025 Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament Sea Duckling Open (Global, Bronze-Diamond) FEL Cracov 2025 (July 27) - $8000 live event RSL: Revival, a new crowdfunded tournament series
Strategy
How did i lose this ZvP, whats the proper response
Custom Maps
External Content
Mutation #239 Bad Weather Mutation # 483 Kill Bot Wars Mutation # 482 Wheel of Misfortune Mutation # 481 Fear and Lava
Brood War
General
BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/ [Update] ShieldBattery: 1v1 Fastest Support! Ginuda's JaeDong Interview Series ASL20 Preliminary Maps BSL Team Wars - Bonyth, Dewalt, Hawk & Sziky teams
Tourneys
CSL Xiamen International Invitational [Megathread] Daily Proleagues [CSLPRO] It's CSLAN Season! - Last Chance [BSL 2v2] ProLeague Season 3 - Friday 21:00 CET
Strategy
Simple Questions, Simple Answers I am doing this better than progamers do.
Other Games
General Games
Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Nintendo Switch Thread [MMORPG] Tree of Savior (Successor of Ragnarok) Path of Exile CCLP - Command & Conquer League Project
Dota 2
Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion
League of Legends
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
TL Mafia Community Thread Vanilla Mini Mafia
Community
General
US Politics Mega-thread Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine Russo-Ukrainian War Thread The Games Industry And ATVI Stop Killing Games - European Citizens Initiative
Fan Clubs
SKT1 Classic Fan Club! Maru Fan Club
Media & Entertainment
[\m/] Heavy Metal Thread Anime Discussion Thread Movie Discussion! [Manga] One Piece Korean Music Discussion
Sports
2024 - 2025 Football Thread Formula 1 Discussion TeamLiquid Health and Fitness Initiative For 2023 NBA General Discussion
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Installation of Windows 10 suck at "just a moment" Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread
TL Community
The Automated Ban List
Blogs
Ping To Win? Pings And Their…
TrAiDoS
momentary artworks from des…
tankgirl
from making sc maps to makin…
Husyelt
StarCraft improvement
iopq
Socialism Anyone?
GreenHorizons
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 621 users

Parodies

Blogs > Burns
Post a Reply
Burns
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States2300 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-01-19 00:37:54
January 18 2013 20:20 GMT
#1
Here are some parodies that I have written, along with the instrumental versions of the songs.

This one goes out to my boy Korok.

Niggas in Paris
"Farm so Hard"
+ Show Spoiler +

We're gonna farm to one song, and one song only.

Farm so hard mothafuckas wanna find me
But first Die'ah gotta find me
Whats 50 gold to a ricer like me can you please remind me
Farm so hard, that shit cray
Y'all don't even know that I got phase boots
Navi could farm, 0-82 and I look at you like this shit gravy
Farm so hard this shit weird
Your jungle but I'm here
Farm so hard since we here
its the only right way to be fair

Psycho, I'm liable to go Divine
Take your pick, AM, Lycan, Siren, Game 6
Farm so hard I gotta BKB
Your spells won't even touch me
Tinys thats losing time, hidden behind them big rocks
Farm so hard I'm stunned up too, Im supposed to be shackled too
You escaped what I escaped
You'd be in safe lane getting fucked up too
Farm to hard lets get faded, Phantom Assassin for like 6 days
Gold Bottle, role models, gettin kills with my sick plays
Farm so hard bitch behave, just might let you meet may
TL's Ashworth, I'm taking the team to Fort Worth

Farm so hard mothafuckas wanna find me
That shit cray
That shit cray
Farm so hard mothafuckas wanna find
That shit cray
That shit cray


She said Frog can we get married at the Mall
I said look you need to ward before you call
Come and meet me at the Secret Shop
Imma give you something you gonna have to mop

Farm so hard that shit kray, aint it K
Farm, farm so hard, what she order, Dagon 5
Farm so hard, Your midas so cold, (midas so cold) Its on cool down
Farm so hard, act like you'll never be around ricers like this again
Pudding pop, grab her hand
Electric vortex she don't wanna dance
Excuse my furion he's in trouble

Omniknight don't do it right if you ask me
Cus if i were him i woulda married drow and luna

Whats Kunka my Kunka
Did tidehunter dunk ya
Whats tangos my deal
Whats that hood of defiance
Doctors say I'm the illest
Cus I'm surfing from plague wards
Got my niggas in Die'ah
Watch the kill count go high'ah

Huh
I don’t even know what that means
No one knows what that means
But its OP
UGH no its not
IT GET THE PUBS GOING

Farm so hard, Die'ahs gotta find me X2
You are watching the throne
Don't let me farm in my lane X3
These other carries is lying
Acting like the farm aint mine
I got that Wind Runner back home
You know how many winder runners i own
Don't let me farm in my lane X3

The carries in the building, Gold count to the ceiling
I know I'm about to kill it
How you know, I got that feeling
You are now watching the throne
don't let me farm my lane
don’t let me farm my lane
Im deff farming my lane



Austin, you know how it is.
As Long as you Love me
"As Long as you Port Me"
+ Show Spoiler +


As long as you port me
As long as you port me
As long as you port me

We're under pressure
Trilane in the safe lane, trying to fit in
keep it together
Smile on your face even though your CS is hurting
But hey now, you know, wisp
We both know it's a cruel lane
but i'll take my chances

As long as you port me
We could be ganking, we could be winning, we could de-throne
As long as you port me
I'll be your carry, I'll be your late game, I'll be your cleave
As long as you po-po-po-port me
As long as you po-po-po-port me

Ill be your carry
fighting every second of the game for your dreams, wisp
You could be my unisex Ball on a scene babe.
so don't stress, don't cry. we just need your tether to fly
just take my hand


As long as you port me
We could be ganking, we could be winning, we could dethrone
As long as you port me
I'll be your carry, I'll be your late game, I'll be your cleave
As long as you po-po-po-port me
As long as you po-po-po-port me


I don't know if this makes sense, but you're my carry
Give me a time and place, and I'll rendezvous, and I'll port you to it,
I'll beat you there
Wisp you know i got you
Whisper, Wispy
A couple of things that I can't spell without wisp
Now we are on top of the throne, 'cause thats just how we do
Used to tell me,"Well's the limit". now the well's our point of view
Man we step out like woah
Towers point and shoot
Ask me whats my favorite support, I'll stand back and toss in you
You, you, the one that i argue with, i feel like i need a new support to be bothered with
But the grass aint always greener on the other side
Cus we are the radiant
I know we got issues wisp, true true true
Overcharge takes a lot out of you
But Id rather get mana from you
Then get it from someone new

As long as you port me
We could be ganking, we could be winning, we could dethrone
As long as you port me
I'll be your carry, I'll be your late game, I'll be your cleave
As long as you po-po-po-port me
As long as you po-po-po-port me





Pokemon Theme
"Sweater Vest"
+ Show Spoiler +

I wanna wear a sweater vest
Like no one ever has
Dress to impress is my real test
To wow them is my cause

I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Each sweater vest to understand
The warmness thats inside

Sweater Vest, its you and me
I know its my destiny
Sweater Vest, oh, you're on my chest
You are so cozy I must confess
Sweater Vest, wool so true
No windbreaker will replace you

You warm me and I'll wear you
Sweater Vest, warmth for all
Warmth for all

Cold weather along the way
With hot coco I shall face
I'll be warm everyday
In my cotton embrace

Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm in sleeve we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream

Sweater Vest, its you and me
I know its my destiny
Sweater Vest, oh, you're on my chest
You are so cozy I must confess
Sweater Vest, wool so true
No windbreaker will replace you



You're Beautiful
"You're Beautiful Online"
+ Show Spoiler +


RES is brilliant
RES is brilliant
My brightness pure
I saw an angel
Of that I’m sure
She smiled at me through my bright screen
She was with another man
But I let lose
I won’t sleep at night
Cus I’ve got lotion

You're beautiful
You're beautiful
You're beautiful
Online
With a photoshopped face
Panties with lace
And I know just what to do
Cus I’ll never be with you

Yes she caught my eye
As I scrolled on by
She could tell from my upvotes
That I was fucking high
And I don’t think that I’ll see that link again
Unless I make a bookmark that will last till the end

You're beautiful
You're beautiful
You're beautiful
Online
With a photoshopped face
Panties with lace
And I know just what to do
Cus I’ll never be with you

You're beautiful
You're beautiful
You're beautiful
Online
There must be an angel
With disgrace on her face
When she saw what I would do to you
But its time to face the truth
I will never be with you



Big shout outs to Flamewheel

*****
What do you mean you heard me during the night, these are quiet pants!
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
January 18 2013 20:27 GMT
#2
i want ur kids
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
BACON OR GTFO
Profile Joined September 2012
United States1 Post
January 18 2013 20:41 GMT
#3
this guy is my hero
Anfield
Profile Joined October 2010
Yemen160 Posts
January 18 2013 21:20 GMT
#4
God damnit chris
LuckyFool
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States9015 Posts
January 19 2013 02:13 GMT
#5
These are amazing!
sc4k
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United Kingdom5454 Posts
January 19 2013 02:46 GMT
#6
Needs to have exact number of syllables on each line for me to enjoy
d3_crescentia
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States4054 Posts
January 19 2013 20:41 GMT
#7
now to record you singing them
once, not long ago, there was a moon here
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
Next event in 7h 29m
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
Nina 247
RuFF_SC2 145
Livibee 111
WinterStarcraft88
Ketroc 32
StarCraft: Brood War
Light 1349
HiyA 72
NaDa 62
Noble 33
Sharp 24
Icarus 1
Stormgate
Vindicta24
Dota 2
monkeys_forever1188
LuMiX1
League of Legends
JimRising 598
Counter-Strike
Stewie2K627
Coldzera 258
Super Smash Bros
hungrybox523
Other Games
summit1g14556
tarik_tv8854
Day[9].tv1059
ViBE191
C9.Mang0185
Maynarde152
Organizations
Other Games
gamesdonequick1943
BasetradeTV40
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
sctven
[ Show 15 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• Hupsaiya 59
• intothetv
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• Migwel
• sooper7s
StarCraft: Brood War
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
League of Legends
• Doublelift3672
• Scarra1654
Other Games
• Day9tv1059
• Shiphtur297
Upcoming Events
Esports World Cup
7h 29m
Reynor vs Zoun
Solar vs SHIN
Classic vs ShoWTimE
Cure vs Rogue
Esports World Cup
1d 8h
CranKy Ducklings
2 days
BSL20 Non-Korean Champi…
2 days
CSO Cup
2 days
BSL20 Non-Korean Champi…
2 days
Bonyth vs Sziky
Dewalt vs Hawk
Hawk vs QiaoGege
Sziky vs Dewalt
Mihu vs Bonyth
Zhanhun vs QiaoGege
QiaoGege vs Fengzi
FEL
3 days
BSL20 Non-Korean Champi…
3 days
BSL20 Non-Korean Champi…
3 days
Bonyth vs Zhanhun
Dewalt vs Mihu
Hawk vs Sziky
Sziky vs QiaoGege
Mihu vs Hawk
Zhanhun vs Dewalt
Fengzi vs Bonyth
Sparkling Tuna Cup
5 days
[ Show More ]
Online Event
5 days
uThermal 2v2 Circuit
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

CSL Xiamen Invitational
Championship of Russia 2025
Murky Cup #2

Ongoing

Copa Latinoamericana 4
Jiahua Invitational
BSL20 Non-Korean Championship
Esports World Cup 2025
CC Div. A S7
Underdog Cup #2
IEM Cologne 2025
FISSURE Playground #1
BLAST.tv Austin Major 2025
ESL Impact League Season 7
IEM Dallas 2025
PGL Astana 2025
Asian Champions League '25

Upcoming

CSLPRO Last Chance 2025
ASL Season 20: Qualifier #1
ASL Season 20: Qualifier #2
ASL Season 20
CSLPRO Chat StarLAN 3
BSL Season 21
RSL Revival: Season 2
Maestros of the Game
SEL Season 2 Championship
uThermal 2v2 Main Event
FEL Cracov 2025
HCC Europe
ESL Pro League S22
StarSeries Fall 2025
FISSURE Playground #2
BLAST Open Fall 2025
BLAST Open Fall Qual
Esports World Cup 2025
BLAST Bounty Fall 2025
BLAST Bounty Fall Qual
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2025 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.