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JOJOsc2news
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
3000 Posts
January 01 2013 14:32 GMT
#1
Stories from work #1

Garden Work


82-year old patient presents himself with pain in the right hip area, spreading to his right thigh and to the sacroiliac joint.

Patient tells me he injured himself while working in his garden.

When I think I'm done with the medical history, the patient leans forward and whispers "I can tell you, but don't tell the doctor. It wasn't really garden work you know. I made love to my wife and sometimes you injure yourself during love making [smirks]"

Patient was 82-years old, 45 years married.

I will not forget the glow in his eyes when spoke of his wife and the smirk on his face when he told the doctor about his garden work.

Needless to say this made my day.

When I left the treatment room I thought "Goddammit - when I'm 82, I wanna be like this guy."


This was 3 months ago. Patient has, since then, received medication, physical therapy and intraarticular injections. Patient has no symptoms anymore.


****
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Teodice
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Sweden641 Posts
January 01 2013 15:37 GMT
#2
Best dude ever! Still kicking it good!
You will still be here tomorrow, but your dreams may not
AnachronisticAnarchy
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States2957 Posts
January 01 2013 16:30 GMT
#3
That guy is awesome.
"How are you?" "I am fine, because it is not normal to scream in pain."
Jaaaaasper
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States10225 Posts
January 01 2013 16:32 GMT
#4
OMG JoJo, sock to see you again man. That is a kick ass old man.
Hey do you want to hear a joke? Chinese production value. | I thought he had a aegis- Ayesee | When did 7ing mad last have a good game, 2012?
solidbebe
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Netherlands4921 Posts
January 01 2013 16:48 GMT
#5
JoJo where have you been man!? You just disappeared a few months ago..

Anyways good to see you again, hope you get back to posting a bit more
That's the 2nd time in a week I've seen someone sig a quote from this GD and I have never witnessed a sig quote happen in my TL history ever before. -Najda
JOJOsc2news
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
3000 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-01-01 19:59:49
January 01 2013 18:44 GMT
#6
bebe, Jaaaaasper, I've been really busy I'll get a bit more involved again but I won't be doing any regular shows anymore. I'm just a fan now.

That man really is kick ass. He sent a card from a holiday with his wife. They did a bicycle tour through 2 countries (1500 kilometers) and slept in a tent for most of the time. He's 82!
✉ Tweets @sc2channel ⌦ Blog: http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/JOJO ⌫ "Arbiterssss... build more arbiterssss." Click 'Profile' for awesome shiro art!
beetlelisk
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Poland2276 Posts
January 03 2013 23:31 GMT
#7
Good to see you back JOJO and great story!
wwww
JOJOsc2news
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
3000 Posts
January 04 2013 13:55 GMT
#8
On January 04 2013 08:31 beetlelisk wrote:
Good to see you back JOJO and great story!


Did you go to Krefeld in the end? How was it?
✉ Tweets @sc2channel ⌦ Blog: http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/JOJO ⌫ "Arbiterssss... build more arbiterssss." Click 'Profile' for awesome shiro art!
bLueSkY)
Profile Joined November 2006
New Zealand88 Posts
January 04 2013 14:35 GMT
#9
Awesome haha!
Looking forward to your other entries!
TheAmazombie
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States3714 Posts
January 04 2013 15:26 GMT
#10
Haha...best post ever. I always dream of being a silly old man. =)
We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost. -Charlie Chaplin
eshlow
Profile Joined June 2008
United States5210 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-01-04 16:58:47
January 04 2013 16:58 GMT
#11
Haha, sweet story.

On the upside, sounds like a simple manipulation to his SI joint by a physical therapist or chiropractor would fix his problem.....
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OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
January 04 2013 17:01 GMT
#12
Good to see you post again!
82 and still going strong, respect.
[TLMS] REBOOT
JOJOsc2news
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
3000 Posts
January 04 2013 22:10 GMT
#13
On January 05 2013 02:01 OpticalShot wrote:
Good to see you post again!
82 and still going strong, respect.


I'll see you around.

On January 05 2013 00:26 TheAmazombie wrote:
Haha...best post ever. I always dream of being a silly old man. =)


When you're old you can get away with a lot of silly shit. :D
✉ Tweets @sc2channel ⌦ Blog: http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/JOJO ⌫ "Arbiterssss... build more arbiterssss." Click 'Profile' for awesome shiro art!
JOJOsc2news
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
3000 Posts
January 04 2013 23:29 GMT
#14
On January 05 2013 01:58 eshlow wrote:
Haha, sweet story.

On the upside, sounds like a simple manipulation to his SI joint by a physical therapist or chiropractor would fix his problem.....


That was part of it - also coxarthrosis.
✉ Tweets @sc2channel ⌦ Blog: http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/JOJO ⌫ "Arbiterssss... build more arbiterssss." Click 'Profile' for awesome shiro art!
beetlelisk
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Poland2276 Posts
January 09 2013 21:51 GMT
#15
On January 04 2013 22:55 JOJOsc2news wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 04 2013 08:31 beetlelisk wrote:
Good to see you back JOJO and great story!


Did you go to Krefeld in the end? How was it?

Yeah I did it was pretty overwhelming at the beginning but pretty good overall

When I got there it took me half an hour to gather myself and try asking people for directions haha, I also missed entire first day but 1 game because I wanted to meet with the Aussie guy and got sick i the process because of the food I brought with me. We met on the second day, also with 2 German guys he brought to the hotel room for the night. For 2 nights 3 of us slept in 1 bed :D

I didn't know so many players are smokers.

Later I met Zatic and Pholon, we were wondering with Pholon what happened to you that you vanished from TL so suddenly and completely, he also wanted to meet you irl.

I overestimated the amount of beer to bring with me, it was like 25 beers. Drunk 2/3 of that
wwww
JOJOsc2news
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
3000 Posts
January 09 2013 23:08 GMT
#16
On January 10 2013 06:51 beetlelisk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 04 2013 22:55 JOJOsc2news wrote:
On January 04 2013 08:31 beetlelisk wrote:
Good to see you back JOJO and great story!


Did you go to Krefeld in the end? How was it?

Yeah I did it was pretty overwhelming at the beginning but pretty good overall

When I got there it took me half an hour to gather myself and try asking people for directions haha, I also missed entire first day but 1 game because I wanted to meet with the Aussie guy and got sick i the process because of the food I brought with me. We met on the second day, also with 2 German guys he brought to the hotel room for the night. For 2 nights 3 of us slept in 1 bed :D

I didn't know so many players are smokers.

Later I met Zatic and Pholon, we were wondering with Pholon what happened to you that you vanished from TL so suddenly and completely, he also wanted to meet you irl.

I overestimated the amount of beer to bring with me, it was like 25 beers. Drunk 2/3 of that


It sounds like a great trip overall. There are quite a few smokers among the SC2 players. It's nice though, I met Ret during a smoking break at WCS NL/BE Nationals in Cologne.

So you brought too much beer? I didn't know that was possible.

I had to set priorities back then. I moved, changed career etc. so I didn't have time to commit to SC2. It wasn't easy to leave it all behind for half a year, especially because I wanted to go to HSC with you guys. I'm glad you met Pholon. He's a great guy. I met him at WCS.

I'm definitely up for going to some tournaments in the future. Things have settled down a little bit.
✉ Tweets @sc2channel ⌦ Blog: http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/JOJO ⌫ "Arbiterssss... build more arbiterssss." Click 'Profile' for awesome shiro art!
beetlelisk
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Poland2276 Posts
January 10 2013 16:27 GMT
#17
On January 10 2013 08:08 JOJOsc2news wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 10 2013 06:51 beetlelisk wrote:
On January 04 2013 22:55 JOJOsc2news wrote:
On January 04 2013 08:31 beetlelisk wrote:
Good to see you back JOJO and great story!


Did you go to Krefeld in the end? How was it?

Yeah I did it was pretty overwhelming at the beginning but pretty good overall

When I got there it took me half an hour to gather myself and try asking people for directions haha, I also missed entire first day but 1 game because I wanted to meet with the Aussie guy and got sick i the process because of the food I brought with me. We met on the second day, also with 2 German guys he brought to the hotel room for the night. For 2 nights 3 of us slept in 1 bed :D

I didn't know so many players are smokers.

Later I met Zatic and Pholon, we were wondering with Pholon what happened to you that you vanished from TL so suddenly and completely, he also wanted to meet you irl.

I overestimated the amount of beer to bring with me, it was like 25 beers. Drunk 2/3 of that


It sounds like a great trip overall. There are quite a few smokers among the SC2 players. It's nice though, I met Ret during a smoking break at WCS NL/BE Nationals in Cologne.

So you brought too much beer? I didn't know that was possible.

I had to set priorities back then. I moved, changed career etc. so I didn't have time to commit to SC2. It wasn't easy to leave it all behind for half a year, especially because I wanted to go to HSC with you guys. I'm glad you met Pholon. He's a great guy. I met him at WCS.

I'm definitely up for going to some tournaments in the future. Things have settled down a little bit.


The thing about beer is I never get smashed with alcohol or drink till I want to puke and it appeared 3-4 beers were my limit at the time while I was still able to follow what was going on around. I'm not a heavy drinker

Yeah Pholon's really great

Talking about tournaments there is IEM Katowice coming up in Poland and Polish netwars.pl community is taking quite a preparations to make the cheering great there but I'm not coming this time, because except from some theorycrafting I'm taking a break from SC2 until HotS comes out. I'm pretty hard into anime at the moment.
Also just days after IEM I'm going skiing in Italy and my family's financial situation is getting pretty complicated so I can't afford another trip this time.
There will be more opportunities both in Poland and EU to go to
wwww
JOJOsc2news
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
3000 Posts
January 25 2013 11:36 GMT
#18
On January 11 2013 01:27 beetlelisk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 10 2013 08:08 JOJOsc2news wrote:
On January 10 2013 06:51 beetlelisk wrote:
On January 04 2013 22:55 JOJOsc2news wrote:
On January 04 2013 08:31 beetlelisk wrote:
Good to see you back JOJO and great story!


Did you go to Krefeld in the end? How was it?

Yeah I did it was pretty overwhelming at the beginning but pretty good overall

When I got there it took me half an hour to gather myself and try asking people for directions haha, I also missed entire first day but 1 game because I wanted to meet with the Aussie guy and got sick i the process because of the food I brought with me. We met on the second day, also with 2 German guys he brought to the hotel room for the night. For 2 nights 3 of us slept in 1 bed :D

I didn't know so many players are smokers.

Later I met Zatic and Pholon, we were wondering with Pholon what happened to you that you vanished from TL so suddenly and completely, he also wanted to meet you irl.

I overestimated the amount of beer to bring with me, it was like 25 beers. Drunk 2/3 of that


It sounds like a great trip overall. There are quite a few smokers among the SC2 players. It's nice though, I met Ret during a smoking break at WCS NL/BE Nationals in Cologne.

So you brought too much beer? I didn't know that was possible.

I had to set priorities back then. I moved, changed career etc. so I didn't have time to commit to SC2. It wasn't easy to leave it all behind for half a year, especially because I wanted to go to HSC with you guys. I'm glad you met Pholon. He's a great guy. I met him at WCS.

I'm definitely up for going to some tournaments in the future. Things have settled down a little bit.


The thing about beer is I never get smashed with alcohol or drink till I want to puke and it appeared 3-4 beers were my limit at the time while I was still able to follow what was going on around. I'm not a heavy drinker

Yeah Pholon's really great

Talking about tournaments there is IEM Katowice coming up in Poland and Polish netwars.pl community is taking quite a preparations to make the cheering great there but I'm not coming this time, because except from some theorycrafting I'm taking a break from SC2 until HotS comes out. I'm pretty hard into anime at the moment.
Also just days after IEM I'm going skiing in Italy and my family's financial situation is getting pretty complicated so I can't afford another trip this time.
There will be more opportunities both in Poland and EU to go to


Katowice was great. Didn't go because my schedule simply doesn't allow that at the moment.
I really want to go to another tournament this summer. It's a whole different story being at an event, meeting people, players etc., compared to watching at home.
✉ Tweets @sc2channel ⌦ Blog: http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/JOJO ⌫ "Arbiterssss... build more arbiterssss." Click 'Profile' for awesome shiro art!
Alpino
Profile Joined June 2011
Brazil4390 Posts
January 25 2013 17:40 GMT
#19
This story made my day
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JOJOsc2news
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
3000 Posts
January 25 2013 23:46 GMT
#20
On January 26 2013 02:40 Alpino wrote:
This story made my day


It made my day too back then...
✉ Tweets @sc2channel ⌦ Blog: http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/JOJO ⌫ "Arbiterssss... build more arbiterssss." Click 'Profile' for awesome shiro art!
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