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Chairman Ray
United States11903 Posts
Inspired by a blog I read on Team Liquid, I decided to approach her and ask her "Hey miss, may I have a bite of your tasty burger?". She blankly stares at me for a few seconds, and then shakes her head. I respond by telling her "No problem, you enjoy your burger, miss", and then I left. I think I need a new approach.   | ||
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eviltomahawk
United States11135 Posts
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Chairman Ray
United States11903 Posts
On October 04 2012 12:06 eviltomahawk wrote: I would let you bite my burger if you know what I mean May I also have a sip of your beverage to wash it all down? | ||
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Heh_
Singapore2712 Posts
It sounds like the worst pick-up line I've ever heard. | ||
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eviltomahawk
United States11135 Posts
On October 04 2012 12:07 Chairman Ray wrote: May I also have a sip of your beverage to wash it all down? Most definitely. One does not simply enjoy my burger without also enjoying the refreshing drink that comes along with it. | ||
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Gao Xi
Hong Kong5178 Posts
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blahz0r
3030 Posts
“well you seemed to be enjoying it, and I’ve never ate here before so I wanted to know what the food is like”. | ||
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DarkPlasmaBall
United States45266 Posts
Surprised you went for it too. I guess you figured she wouldn't beat you up along with probably turning you down?  We should make a list of things that people can try to randomly ask permission to borrow/ try/ use that clearly belong to others (now that Food is out of the way). An easy one would be Napkin... a hard one would be Chapstick. | ||
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Aerisky
United States12129 Posts
Well then..... hahaha >< | ||
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Everize
Poland176 Posts
 Pick up lines are terrible, you should more likely go with something of "I think you're cute" of some sort, works a tad better, good luck! | ||
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Zim23
United States1681 Posts
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Peanutbutter717
United States240 Posts
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elmizzt
United States3309 Posts
well played. | ||
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Diglett
600 Posts
at that point you should grab that burger right out of her hands and take a big bite while staring into her eyes. don't blink and don't avert your gaze. then grab her napkin and wipe your mouth and give it back to her all the while staring into her eyes. then walk away. super alpha, dat's how diglett roll | ||
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surfinbird1
Germany999 Posts
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Flip9
Germany151 Posts
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Fyodor
Canada971 Posts
On October 04 2012 14:30 Diglett wrote: your initial approach was correct but where you went wrong is the " I respond by telling her "No problem, you enjoy your burger, miss", and then I left." part. at that point you should grab that burger right out of her hands and take a big bite while staring into her eyes. don't blink and don't avert your gaze. then grab her napkin and wipe your mouth and give it back to her all the while staring into her eyes. then walk away. super alpha, dat's how diglett roll card crusher is that you? | ||
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Jaaaaasper
United States10225 Posts
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SilverWolfe
Canada173 Posts
Why would anyone get interested in some guy walking up to them and trying to steal their food? If I was some girl minding my own business in the cafeteria eating lunch and some asshat walked up to me and asked me for my burger, I'd tell him to fuck off. At least the girl was polite enough to just tell you to buzz off. | ||
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zalz
Netherlands3704 Posts
I never get around to eating them though. My girlfriend is a vegetarian, so that basically means I'm a vegetarian too. | ||
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Condor Hero
United States2931 Posts
On October 05 2012 00:20 SilverWolfe wrote: ... is this some kind of joke? Why would anyone get interested in some guy walking up to them and trying to steal their food? If I was some girl minding my own business in the cafeteria eating lunch and some asshat walked up to me and asked me for my burger, I'd tell him to fuck off. At least the girl was polite enough to just tell you to buzz off. OP is joking (I think). There was a blog post yesterday about how a guy asked someone else for a bite of a burger and got one by "being himself." | ||
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laee
Germany137 Posts
perhaps sometimes you get lucky or we do ;-) | ||
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SilverWolfe
Canada173 Posts
On October 05 2012 01:23 Condor Hero wrote: OP is joking (I think). There was a blog post yesterday about how a guy asked someone else for a bite of a burger and got one by "being himself." Oh I see, I'm out of the loop then. | ||
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Snuggles
United States1865 Posts
Anyone mind putting a link of it or the thread title so I can search for it? It sounds like a fun read. | ||
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elmizzt
United States3309 Posts
On October 05 2012 06:56 Snuggles wrote: Anyone mind putting a link of it or the thread title so I can search for it? It sounds like a fun read. It was linked in this thread already. | ||
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VenomBRA
Netherlands168 Posts
On October 05 2012 01:08 zalz wrote: Was it a big kahuna burger? Those are the best. I never get around to eating them though. My girlfriend is a vegetarian, so that basically means I'm a vegetarian too. So, does she cook for you? | ||
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Fumanchu
Canada669 Posts
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