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It was a dark time. In the past, the land was at peace, and although the forces of darkness had risen up from time to time, the heroes of Justice would triumph. However, a new threat had risen, a new villain that threatened the well being of all! The warriors of the Stealth Bunny clan had pushed Courage to the edge. FireHaven and KazeHydra had both fallen. The Stealth Bunnies, the lords of darkness, kings of evil, moved in for one final, decisive battle...
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Spines ruptured through the ground, impaling everything in their way. Prophecy_ dodged at the last second, barely making it. Where had that come from!? Prophecy_ asked himself, as this weird looking bird had only just now shown up. Not giving his opponent time to understand what just happened, Birdie dashed up, and delivered massive kick to his side, sending Prophecy_ flying back, crashing into his throne. Prophecy_ struggled to one knee.
"We defeated you last time. We have proven ourselves to be the strongest in the land! Come, why not surrender? At the very least, I will promise you a painless death."
Sparks flew through the air, as axe met armor. The warrior clad in all black, armed with twin axes, slammed his weapon against the heavily armored shell of his opponent. Sentenal and LCC had met before, but this time, LCC had no openings.
"I've learned your tricks. You think you can still stand up against me, when I know everything that you can do?"
Sentenal struck LCC again, his axes again harmlessly bouncing off his plate mail. Only this time, LCC conjured up some sorcery, summoning several cannons behind him. "You are finished!", and the cannons roared and spat fire, consuming their entire arena in fire and ash.
TheMarine smirked at his opponent. This is the great Nagi-sama? He asked himself. Before him, was an effeminate, adorable young man, or perhaps a young woman. He couldn't really tell. All he could think about was the stories he had heard of this warrior, from his leader Birdie, or simply his legends.
"You have quiet the reputation, but lets just see if it is deserved, shall we? Oh, and forgive me if I'm too rough with you, you filthy noob, I'm a little sick, but I still think I can crush you."
TheMarine readied himself. He would end this quickly. If this really was the Nagi-sama of legend, he would be able to block this attack.
Things were going well for icedraco. Shuruken, King of Zergs, as at his mercy. His ice dragon pounding on Shuruken, his ice breath freezing him in place, setting him up to receive the full force of its tail whip. Shuruken's Gao Machines, and his hope for the battle, lay frozen about the room.
"You planned your uprising like a coward!" Shuruken yelled. "You waited for the moment when I retired, and left the battlefield." More ice breath came, catching Shuruken's leg, freezing it in place.
"Be quiet, it matters not if you are here now or not! Be it now or later, you will die by our hands!"
Shuruken stared forward, as icedraco's dragon opened its mouth wide, and prepared to deliver the final blow...
Arca(crema) was disappointed. He had wanted either Prophecy_ or Sentenal, to claim revenge against one of them. But instead, he faced a mystery opponent. A warrior, who had fought with Courage in their previous war against darkness, but who had since disappeared, SniperTerran. SniperTerran was concealed, laying in wait, just waiting for Arca to make one wrong move, and then it would be over. Calming himself, he looked around the battlefield, trying to pick out anything that was amiss.
Then, he saw it. SniperTerran had done a good job covering his tracks, but not good enough. There was one foot print in the mud, leading back towards a ridge, that overlooked the entire valley in front of Arca. So, that's where he is... That is a great spot too. Too bad about those footprints. Lets see how this sniper does against my axe at close range!
"Your forces have been pushed into a corner... Even as we speak, your warriors are getting beaten by my champions. Soon, our goal to bring death and destruction to this world will be at hand! Any last words, before you find yourself impaled on a spike?"
"..."
"What, at a loss for words?"
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Prophecy_ smirked. He rose to his feet, grabbing the shoulder cloth of his tunic, and ripped his entire shirt off. Bare chested, Prophecy_ shifted into a stance of an ancient martial art.
"Don't... UNDERESTIMATE US!" And then, he vanished. A second later, Prophecy_ appeared behind Birdie, slamming his fist into his jaw, sending the strange bird flying. Not waiting for him to land, Prophecy_ disappeared again, appearing above him in mid-flight, and began pummeling Birdie into the ground.
Elsewhere, in the dust cloud kicked up by LCC's previous attack, LCC was stunned. For inside of it, in the place where he had blasted with his most powerful attacks, stood the warrior clad in black, giving him a glare that made LCC's blood freeze. Sentenal threw away his axes, and balled both of his hands into fists. His armored Knuckles began to grow, a spike extending from each one of them. And then he charged.
Sentenal slammed a fist into LCC's shoulder, the spikes piercing his armor, and biting the soft flesh underneath. Again and again, Sentenal slammed his fists into LCC, like a berserker, tearing through LCC's armor.
"How... How is this possible! No... I'm not done yet!" LCC conjured back his most powerful attack, and several cannons now pointed at Sentenal, and prepare to fire. But they were too slow. Sentenal leaped towards the closest one, picked it up, and slammed it into the other cannons, destroying all of them. LCC stood there, in despair as his own weapons destroyed himself. And then, Sentenal was upon him. His black, mailed glove grabbed his neck, just between his helmet and chest piece, and pulled. The last thing LCC heard was the sound of snapping bone and tearing flesh, and the last thing his eyes saw was his own flesh being ripped from his body.
In another place, icedraco's Ice Dragon spewed forth its freezing breath. But Shuruken roared, and all the ice around him shattered, vapor steaming from all around the King of Zergs. Suddenly, his Gao Machines, which had been trapped, broke free from the melting ice, GATTAIing with Shuruken.
Now, it was his turn. Shuruken rushed towards the dragon. "THE REASON YOU WAITED TILL I WAS GONE TO ATTACK...!" Shuruken yelled, slamming his now glowing fist into the Dragon's mouth. "THE REASON YOU ISOLATED EACH ONE OF US...!" Again, Shuruken punched the dragon, sending it crashing to the ground. "THE REASON YOU WAITED TO THE END TO CHALLENGE COURAGE...! IT WAS BECAUSE YOU FEARED US!" Shuruken leaped to the top of the Dragon's head, grabbed his upper jaw, and ripped it from the rest of its skull, the sound of cracking of bone filling the air. Shuruken's hands slammed together, and through force of will, icedraco was trapped in midair. He couldn't move, and only watch what was unfolding before him. Shuruken rocketed through his how fixed position, both hands plunging into his chest. icedraco could only look down for a moment, before Shuruken tore his hands back, taking out his heart. Holding it above his head, as a sign of victory, icedraco's body exploded.
TheMarine had launched his attack on Nagi-sama, a fairly standard, safe blow, meant to test out his opponent's strength. But the outcome was something he could not believe. His young, adorable looking opponent simply stretched out an arm, and grabbed TheMarine's blade, barehanded, completely stopping the attack. "Looks like you are the real deal, then, huh?!"
But deep inside Nagi-sama's eyes, a fire was growing. The once kawaii uguu eyes of Nagi-sama contorted with malice and rage. "FUCKING PROTOSS ZERG IMBA PIECES OF SHIT YOU CAN MAKE DTS AND LURKERS AND CARRIERS AND ME AS TERRAN I GOTTA MAKE TANKS AND SHTI TANKS CANT SHOOT CARRIERS ALSO LURKERS TEHY BORROW AND THEY HURT FUCK THAT SHIT IMBA [the rest of the rant cut due to length]!!" Nagi-sama squeezed his fist, shattering TheMarine's sword. Nagi-sama grabbed TheMarine's throat, and squeezed. "Ack! If only... I wasn't sick! You noob! Your team sucks...! This is this map's fault...! Let me go!" TheMarine cried out as he wet himself. Nagi-sama's strength was monstrous, not matching his appearance at all. TheMarine could do nothing but flail about as the young boy in front of him strangled him, and his vision got darker... And darker. And then, with a snap, the battle was over.
Arca(crema) was closing in on SniperTerran, ready to pounce upon him. He rounded a curve, and readied his axe. But as soon as he turned the corner he was met with a flurry of swords. A trap!? Arca though, as he quickly moved to defend himself.
And indeed, it was. SniperTerran was a master of all warfare, not simply a long range fighter like his name implied. The speed of his attacks, his endurance to keep them up, they all came at Arca in full force. For every attack Arca blocked, another would get through, SniperTerran's knife cutting him or part of his armor. And there was no sign of him slowing. "You think that you can defeat me in a normal battle!?" SniperTerran yelled, not slowing his attacks down in the least. "You are 100 years too young for that!"
Arca prepared for the final blow, closed his eyes, and made his peace. Then he heard a thud. He slowly opened his eyes, and saw that SniperTerran had tripped over himself, and fell flat on his face. "Awawawawa... Aittaaaaa..." SniperTerran said, rubbing his butt, for reasons that even I, the narrator, don't know. Arca couldn't understand what just happened. SniperTerran's entire face turned red, and made one of those cute embarrassed looks, and he didn't give Arca the chance to figure out what just happened. SniperTerran leap to his feet, and buried his knife into Arca's face.
The only champion of the Stealth Bunnies remaining was Birdie. Prophecy_ stood above him, shirtless, looking down in pity. One by one, other warriors from Courage appeared behind Echo. The black clad warrior, Sentenal. The adorable berserker, Nagi-sama. The King of Zergs, Shuruken. The master of warfare and moe, SniperTerran.
Then Prophecy_ spoke. "Birdie... Have you forgotten? Victory goes to those with courage." Birdie's eyes closed, and lowered his head, accepting his complete defeat. And then Prophecy_ brought down his fist, finishing him.
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The war was over. Our Heroes, the brave warriors of Team Courage, had defended the land, and defeated the evil Stealth Bunnies. Many had fallen in the battles that lead up to this moment, but none were in vain. Their work having been completed, the group of 5 turn, and walk into the sunset, just because. But fear not! We believe that our heroes will one day return! Believe in our Oath, sworn through courage!
Get hyped for the D-Rank Team League's Finals! Season 3 is coming to an end, it will have the #1 ranked Stealth Bunnies against the Defending Champions from DRTL2, Team Courage. I have no idea what the lineup will be like, but I'm pretty sure the finals will go down something like the above. It should be a good match too. In the regular Season, Courage and the Stealth Bunnies met for a close, 3-2 series, and now we have a rematch in the finals. Check out the DRTL thread here for more info, dates, etc. GL Stealth Bunnies, you are gonna need it, since everyone knows that the heroes always triumph in the end.
