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EffervescentAureola
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States410 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-04 01:42:40
September 04 2012 01:06 GMT
#1
So there's this Starbucks near my house where I usually go. I live in a college town so I see a lot of young people going there to hang out and stuff like that. I kept seeing this one woman in particular come rather sporadically, but the infrequency of her visits made every sighting more sweet and full of life. Long story short, I decided to get over my fears and talk to her. She was smiling at me but I thought she was just being nice. She was talking with me but I thought I felt I was being pushed into the dreaded friend zone. I always thought I was inadequate before, but having her in my life gave me a lot of confidence. Only later did I find out she is a relatively minor YouTube celebrity, with over 100 videos, 38 thousand subscribers, and 14 million video views. She is 26, came to America from Russia in 2005, and had been struggling to find her way here until she married some guy who turned out to be a jerk. She is a dental assistant and makes YouTube videos in her spare time that help people relax, unwind after a long day's work, and sleep better at night. I am glad she is in my life, and I'm very lucky and blessed.

Thank you Maria.

Here is her channel:
http://m.youtube.com/#/user/GentleWhispering

User was warned for this post, because some people might get jealous lol

User was not actually warned for this post but was in fact temp banned for this post.

*
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-04 01:45:18
September 04 2012 01:22 GMT
#2
haha WHAT? Wait, aren't you the person with the speech impediment? Your other blog doesn't seem to be listed. Ah right, it had been in general at first.

But wow you are so lucky I guess?

Also the "@_@ My First ASMR experience @_@" is kinda awkward. No idea what's going on there. Congratulations though.
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
September 04 2012 01:36 GMT
#3
Grats
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
September 04 2012 01:44 GMT
#4
EffervescentAureola was just temp banned for 2 days by motbob.

That account was created on 2012-06-25 01:05:10 and had 63 posts.

Reason: Don't fake mod warnings.

-__-

Faking that mod warning, shaking my head. Guess we know what that was all about now though.
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
AnachronisticAnarchy
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States2957 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-04 01:47:54
September 04 2012 01:46 GMT
#5
EDIT: read the automated ban list.
"How are you?" "I am fine, because it is not normal to scream in pain."
Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-04 01:48:13
September 04 2012 01:47 GMT
#6
what's with the red text underneath your post? Were you actually temp banned? Edit: I see now

Also, as it happens I remember watching one of her russian teaching videos for shits and giggles a month ago or so. I learned about ASMR from somebody elses blog and looked up a bunch of ASMR videos on youtube. Then her video showed up in the recommended videos list and I watched her speak russian to me lol.
Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
mizU
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States12125 Posts
September 04 2012 01:47 GMT
#7
lolol not sure.... what to think about this... hahaha
if happy ever afters did exist <3 @watamizu_
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
September 04 2012 01:48 GMT
#8
lelelelel

grats on the gf tho, but lelelelel
tofucake
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Hyrule19221 Posts
September 04 2012 01:50 GMT
#9
he doesn't have a gf

it's actually all made up
Liquipediaasante sana squash banana
SkyfOu
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States81 Posts
September 04 2012 01:54 GMT
#10
Uhh, how is she your girlfriend if she already has a husband? And you never really mentioned how she actually became your girlfriend. You left quite a few details out. It makes me think you're just making this stuff up because you like a girl on YouTube.
Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
September 04 2012 02:00 GMT
#11
On September 04 2012 10:54 SkyfOu wrote:
Uhh, how is she your girlfriend if she already has a husband? And you never really mentioned how she actually became your girlfriend. You left quite a few details out. It makes me think you're just making this stuff up because you like a girl on YouTube.

Yeah this shit is pretty bizarre.

honestly, if you need dating advice PM some of the older guys on this site like MightyAtom or Hot_Bid... they can actually tell you things about girls that you won't learn from posting blogs
Что?
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
September 04 2012 02:03 GMT
#12
This blog is so confusing...
Hello
Bibbit
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada5377 Posts
September 04 2012 02:06 GMT
#13
On September 04 2012 11:00 Shady Sands wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 04 2012 10:54 SkyfOu wrote:
Uhh, how is she your girlfriend if she already has a husband? And you never really mentioned how she actually became your girlfriend. You left quite a few details out. It makes me think you're just making this stuff up because you like a girl on YouTube.

Yeah this shit is pretty bizarre.

honestly, if you need dating advice PM some of the older guys on this site like MightyAtom or Hot_Bid... they can actually tell you things about girls that you won't learn from posting blogs

The day people start specifically PMing Moderators about their girl problems is probably the day Chill resigns :D
Antimatterz
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States1010 Posts
September 04 2012 02:13 GMT
#14
LOL THE TEMP BAN STRIKES

Was an awful blog until the red text appeared.
"HotBid [11:45 AM]: i dunno i kinda like the big muta shooting smaller mutas out"
Jaaaaasper
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States10225 Posts
September 04 2012 02:18 GMT
#15
LOL instant classic, thanks for making this thread amusing, even if it wasn't intetional. In case you don't know, faking mod notes will get you banned.
Hey do you want to hear a joke? Chinese production value. | I thought he had a aegis- Ayesee | When did 7ing mad last have a good game, 2012?
Deleted User 135096
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
3624 Posts
September 04 2012 02:32 GMT
#16
lol that ban tag line. XD
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Qwyn
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States2779 Posts
September 04 2012 02:57 GMT
#17
Wait. What's going on. That's a big nononono, sir.

Bad. This feels like a very poorly disguised advertisement.

Mod note LOL.
"Think of the hysteria following the realization that they consciously consume babies and raise the dead people from their graves" - N0
Kazahk
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States385 Posts
September 04 2012 03:17 GMT
#18
I'm surrounded by Russian chicks every day so this isn't that big of a deal to me :|

Not here to rain on your parade tho, gratz!
Rngesus blessed me with a tooth half, then shunned me with a spinach roll.
Roe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada6002 Posts
September 04 2012 04:16 GMT
#19
Sometimes you just have to do drugs to understand certain things, I guess.
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
September 04 2012 04:19 GMT
#20
I like how all of us are jumping on this guy's temp grave :D

But yeah motbob owned him so hard.
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
September 04 2012 04:21 GMT
#21
On September 04 2012 13:19 Aerisky wrote:
I like how all of us are jumping on this guy's temp grave :D

But yeah motbob owned him so hard.

To be fair he kind of set himself up with that retarded fake warning.
Что?
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
September 04 2012 04:22 GMT
#22
On September 04 2012 13:21 Shady Sands wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 04 2012 13:19 Aerisky wrote:
I like how all of us are jumping on this guy's temp grave :D

But yeah motbob owned him so hard.

To be fair he kind of set himself up with that retarded fake warning.

No I'm not denying that, no sardonicism there, I actually find it pretty funny to have him just get punted out and have the blog filled with us giggling at that little misstep.
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
matiK23
Profile Joined May 2011
United States963 Posts
September 04 2012 05:30 GMT
#23
Why the fuck is your gf whispering in all her videos?
Without a paddle up shit creek.
Djagulingu
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Germany3605 Posts
September 04 2012 10:34 GMT
#24
TL can sometimes be a gold mine. This is one of those times.
"windows bash is a steaming heap of shit" tofucake
PointyShoes
Profile Blog Joined August 2012
Northern Ireland20 Posts
September 04 2012 11:02 GMT
#25
Oh the guy with the stutter who said he was 21 in one blog and 24 in another. Definitely his girlfriend.
"You have no respect for excessive authority or obsolete traditions. You're dangerous and depraved, and you ought to be taken outside and shot!"
Djeez
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
543 Posts
September 04 2012 12:16 GMT
#26
Yea, I've been watching ASMR videos for over a year almost every day before sleep, and Maria is pretty much the most ''mainstream'' video maker out there. And all you've said is just straight up lies. You should've went for someone who's not so popular if you wanted to be at least a bit credible.
''Watching steppes of war in the gsl would be like watching the dreamhack 1.6 finals start out on fy_iceworld. '' -red_b
aike
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States1629 Posts
September 04 2012 13:47 GMT
#27
I was watching the femininity video of hers... and I got the strongest feeling of deja vu when she got to the part about india and hourglass figures. Fuck where was that from. I swear to god somewhere else on teamliquid referenced that part of that video talking about it.
Wahaha
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32148 Posts
September 04 2012 14:24 GMT
#28
I can't tell if you're a liar, a troll, or just really weird because there's so many inconsistencies in all these crappy, creepy blogs
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
September 04 2012 14:30 GMT
#29
I love her videos ;_; Shame to have her mentioned at all in a blog like this
memes are a dish best served dank
cascades
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Singapore6122 Posts
September 04 2012 14:46 GMT
#30
I'm sad its only a temp ban.
HS: cascades#1595 || LoL: stoppin
Deleted User 255289
Profile Joined March 2012
281 Posts
September 04 2012 19:46 GMT
#31
This blog is confusing. 1/5.
Zerg OP | CreansRNub | k-Poop | Zerg OP | Sea lions | \\m//
Djeez
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
543 Posts
September 04 2012 20:50 GMT
#32
On September 04 2012 23:24 QuanticHawk wrote:
I can't tell if you're a liar, a troll, or just really weird because there's so many inconsistencies in all these crappy, creepy blogs


He's definitely a liar. She's not even a dental assistant she's a recliner chair saleswoman, so yea literally nothing true in the blog.
''Watching steppes of war in the gsl would be like watching the dreamhack 1.6 finals start out on fy_iceworld. '' -red_b
Wortie
Profile Joined September 2011
Netherlands212 Posts
September 05 2012 00:59 GMT
#33
Yo dude, I got a dutch gf. So exotic!
Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
September 06 2012 15:45 GMT
#34
Now that he's back from banland, what does he think of this thread?
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