Before you turned 18, what was the most evil/twisted thing you did/used to do?
For me, there were two things:
1) When I was a little kid (before I turned 10) we lived in an apartment complex that had a lot of crickets. I used to be scared of them, so in order to conquer my fears I would play a game with them that went like this:
I would catch one with a glass jar. Then I would seal the jar with a paper towel and a rubber band, and put the jar in the bathroom sink, slowly filling it with water (the paper towel would soak and let water run inside.) Then when the jar was close to full I would tip the jar over and watch the cricket chase after air bubbles and slowly drown. When the cricket was close to drowned and therefore sluggish, I would pour out the water, and use the drainstop as an impromptu clamp to hold it still. Then I would grab a pair of tweezers to pluck an antenna, leg, or arm off the cricket. Then I would put it in the jar and fill it up with water again, shake it, watch the cricket try to swim with fewer and fewer limbs left. I would repeat this until the cricket was completely limbless, at which time I would flush it down the drainpipe.
2) When I was a sophomore in high school I was dating a girl. We were fairly close; then she broke up with me. I was 6th in class rank out of ~700; she was 7th. We were both debaters. The Monday after she broke up with me, I found out she had broken her promise not to run against me as Vice President of the Debate Club, and was calling me a bad boyfriend to gain votes, so I decided to take revenge. I knew she was weak at Physics, so I stole the keys to the Science department teachers' office and proceeded to change her answers on pencil-only multiple choice tests for the remainder of the year; she got a C in Physics and dropped to 9th, losing her full scholarship to in-state universities (for top 1% of high school grads) to a half-scholarship.
EDIT:
So here's other stuff me and my friends used to do:
1) Between 8th and 12th grade, we had a yearly tradition of walking around the mall parking lot with car keys and shopping bags in hand from about an hour after the doors opened for Black Friday, to make it look like we were done shopping and make other drivers follow us looking for a parking spot. We would wander around the entire parking lot, front to back, while accumulating a trail of cars behind us like the pied piper.
2) When we were in elementary school, we got our hands on M80 firecrackers, and me and some friends would throw them at this one kid whose hair was always slicked back with tons of gel. I think we were trying to set him on fire. (Not in school, but on the way home from the bus stop)
3) So this older senior had screwed over one of my best friends' sisters (e.g. dating her, cheating on her, and then dumping her), so we decided to take revenge by ruining his Prom night. One of us got him a bottle of cherry schnapps because he wanted to get the girl he was dating drunk but didn't have a fake; we mixed in magnesium citrate (dumbass didn't even notice the seal was broken) and then we heard he shat himself all over the gym floor (and he couldn't complain either since he was underage drinking.)
The worst thing I can think of atm only happened once, and I was pissed off that day anyways. When I was about 8 or 9, someone played *slightly* too rough with me in Gym class, so I claimed he bullied me. I don't remember if it was before or after the big bullying suicide incident, but my middle school is terrifyingly paranoid of bullying. Not much happened besides a little lecture with the principal, though.
I guess I'm a nice kid 0_0
Oh, haha, that same year I found a GBA with a Pokemon game in it, forgot which one. It was obviously left behind for recess. I handed it in to a teacher in fear that it would get stolen. I always wondered if they figured out what happened, though...
I broke the lens of our PS1 because my Brother is Hogging it. I poke it several times with a pen. And My brother was the one scolded because I was just 4-5 at that time
As a kid, I am told as I don't remember this happening, I took a metal Superman lunch box that we had around the house and chucked it at my older sister's head, cutting it open and breaking the front room window. I was 2 and I guess she was annoying me...
In Jr. High I told a very embarrassing family story about my best friend to the public (school) and they all made fun of him. At the time I told it because it made the "cool" kids seem to like me, but hurt my friend's feeling. I saw it more as just joking around, but when I approached him in a joking manner he was in tears and yelled at me about not having to tell the whole school, then ran off. I felt so horrible...
In high school I carried on two relationships with girls that lived in different towns. My senior year I was finally noticed by girls after always being the "friend" and "one of the girls" for so long. I just couldn't turn down the attention and I was too chicken shit to tell the one that was officially my girlfriend about the other girl. They never met and to this day my ex does not know about it, but I felt horrible because I honestly cared and still do care about both of them to some degree and in turn I hurt them. I was just a punk ass kid. Then later I was approached by another girl and I could not resist her temptations either, so I cheated on that girlfriend again...she never knew about it either and then months later as we drifted apart she called an end to the relationship and I had the audacity to play the victim...
I am sure there are other things that I did that I can't remember or never knew the truth as to how bad they were...
As kids and adults we do some fucked up things. I don't blame or judge people on the fucked up things that we do in our youth...most of us learn from those mistakes.
I used to bully kids at school. Didn't realize what i was doing. Got suspended from school 2 times and got beat up by angry parents once. I then reported them for assault and they lost their job and their life went to shit for a couple of months. Nowdays looking back at it I kinda feel responsible for the whole thing.
On September 02 2012 19:11 Shady Sands wrote: Before you turned 18, what was the most evil/twisted thing you did/used to do?
For me, there were two things:
1) When I was a little kid (before I turned 10) we lived in an apartment complex that had a lot of crickets. I used to be scared of them, so in order to conquer my fears I would play a game with them that went like this:
I would catch one with a glass jar. Then I would seal the jar with a paper towel and a rubber band, and put the jar in the bathroom sink, slowly filling it with water (the paper towel would soak and let water run inside.) Then when the jar was close to full I would tip the jar over and watch the cricket chase after air bubbles and slowly drown. When the cricket was close to drowned and therefore sluggish, I would pour out the water, and use the drainstop as an impromptu clamp to hold it still. Then I would grab a pair of tweezers to pluck an antenna, leg, or arm off the cricket. Then I would put it in the jar and fill it up with water again, shake it, watch the cricket try to swim with fewer and fewer limbs left. I would repeat this until the cricket was completely limbless, at which time I would flush it down the drainpipe.
2) When I was a sophomore in high school I was dating a girl. We were fairly close; then she broke up with me. I was 6th in class rank out of ~700; she was 7th. We were both debaters. The Monday after she broke up with me, I found out she had broken her promise not to run against me as Vice President of the Debate Club, and was calling me a bad boyfriend to gain votes, so I decided to take revenge. I knew she was weak at Physics, so I stole the keys to the Science department teachers' office and proceeded to change her answers on pencil-only multiple choice tests for the remainder of the year; she got a C in Physics and dropped to 9th, losing her full scholarship to in-state universities (for top 1% of high school grads) to a half-scholarship.
You´re a fucking psycho and a giant fucking asshole. Werent you the guy who wrote the guide on killing people and getting away with it`
If there's ever a grammy-style TL awards show, the OP is a shoe-in for "most likely to end up in prison", and probably a nominee for "most posts within three months of joining the site".
There used to be these colourful paper thingies that girls used to collect, with cartoons or some useless shit on it, haha, and my friends and I'd steals some and either burn them or piss on them in the bathrooms, because we guys found it so insanely stupid to collect such things. Now that I think of it, what we used to do to those things was pretty hardcore.
Has nothing to do with school, but when I was a kid and I went to restaurants and such, I'd "undo" or "unravel" all the salt or pepper container things, so that the next group that would take the table would epicly fail when they'd try to use the salt or the pepper (i.e. the container lid falls off since it's so loose and 1kg of sugar gets dumped into their soup). My brother and I still do that sometimes, it's hilarious.
Also when I was a kid, and someone would ask me where x place was, or directions in general, I'd never say the correct direction. That was pretty evil. I probably made a good 6-7 people lost in my first 8 years hahaha.
On September 02 2012 19:11 Shady Sands wrote: Before you turned 18, what was the most evil/twisted thing you did/used to do?
For me, there were two things:
1) When I was a little kid (before I turned 10) we lived in an apartment complex that had a lot of crickets. I used to be scared of them, so in order to conquer my fears I would play a game with them that went like this:
I would catch one with a glass jar. Then I would seal the jar with a paper towel and a rubber band, and put the jar in the bathroom sink, slowly filling it with water (the paper towel would soak and let water run inside.) Then when the jar was close to full I would tip the jar over and watch the cricket chase after air bubbles and slowly drown. When the cricket was close to drowned and therefore sluggish, I would pour out the water, and use the drainstop as an impromptu clamp to hold it still. Then I would grab a pair of tweezers to pluck an antenna, leg, or arm off the cricket. Then I would put it in the jar and fill it up with water again, shake it, watch the cricket try to swim with fewer and fewer limbs left. I would repeat this until the cricket was completely limbless, at which time I would flush it down the drainpipe.
2) When I was a sophomore in high school I was dating a girl. We were fairly close; then she broke up with me. I was 6th in class rank out of ~700; she was 7th. We were both debaters. The Monday after she broke up with me, I found out she had broken her promise not to run against me as Vice President of the Debate Club, and was calling me a bad boyfriend to gain votes, so I decided to take revenge. I knew she was weak at Physics, so I stole the keys to the Science department teachers' office and proceeded to change her answers on pencil-only multiple choice tests for the remainder of the year; she got a C in Physics and dropped to 9th, losing her full scholarship to in-state universities (for top 1% of high school grads) to a half-scholarship.
You´re a fucking psycho and a giant fucking asshole. Werent you the guy who wrote the guide on killing people and getting away with it`
Wow. I want to ask if you're mad, but I don't have to because I know you are. This is a blog about the worst things you did as a kid - what the fuck did you expect to read? Someone throwing rainbows and unicorn candy at a girl? Of course he was an asshole for doing that; it's the whole point of the blog. Psycho is taking it a bit far, though. I suggest you calm down a bit - besides, surely you wouldn't take a guide on how to kill someone and get away with it seriously?
i dont remember it but my parents told me i once kicked my great grandpa in the knee when i was like 3 or 4. also i would gleek on kids all the time in my classes.
I was once intent on killing someone, because this kid would come on the bus everyday and tease me of being middle eastern, calling me a terrorist and putting a towel around his head, luckily people stopped me that day, besides that nothing really, I wasn't a bad kid lol
When I was young (7-8 years old) I used to regularly make "colorado potato beetle soup" with the little pests, water, mud and some other ingredients. I also used to drown ants, because, unfortunately, I couldn't afford a magnifying glass to fry them with. I guess I've always been diabolical.
On September 02 2012 22:41 Incze wrote: When I was young (7-8 years old) I used to regularly make "colorado potato beetle soup" with the little pests, water, mud and some other ingredients. I also used to drown ants, because, unfortunately, I couldn't afford a magnifying glass to fry them with. I guess I've always been diabolical.
Hahaha my parents took away the magnifying glass from me after they caught me trying to blind this other kid with it
$1600?! How do you even spend that much on Maplestory... and how did your parents let you live after they found out? How did you even steal that much? Credit card?
Found envelope with tons of cash in it in Mom's locker. Slowly siphoned the money each day, taking about $100 at each go. Mom's also a little dumb. I spent it all on the gachapon tickets.
- Stole my cousin's pokemon silver at the 6th grade. - Stole stuff from a supermarket (the most expensive thing I stole was a can of coke) - Glued 2 girls to their chairs, not a strong glue though, they weren't really "glued". One of them had a penis drawing on the back of her jeans though at the 8th grade.
I don't think I've ever done anything deliberately evil...I was always a pretty clean kid. Unless you're counting the times when I killed ants with a magnifying glass on hot summer days...but who doesn't do that? There was also this time in 7th grade when a girl I had a crush on had a boyfriend and I convinced one of my friends to trip her boyfriend in the cafeteria. He ended up having his food all over his shirt. I later ended up accidentally putting bubble gum in the same girl's hair but that was another story.
On September 03 2012 00:05 Azera wrote: Found envelope with tons of cash in it in Mom's locker. Slowly siphoned the money each day, taking about $100 at each go. Mom's also a little dumb. I spent it all on the gachapon tickets.
When i was a kid i was torturing grasshoppers all the time cuz i thought it was fun. I was pulling off their legs one by one and watch them die.
We also made races with snails. Like every kid would get one and put them in a line and then we would make a race, if snail went off-road or lost the race he was killed by the owner stepping on him and smashing him on the ground.
Tortured many grasshoppers. Why is it always grasshopers? I would crucify them on trees using broken-off thorns, used magnifying glass, fed them to ants and watched them being torn apart... I feel terrible for doing that...
I stole the one missing piece of a certain toy collection from a friend to complete the 48 piece set. They were called "skateboard maniacs" if that rings a bell to anybody, from the early 90s.
Broke every single window of a brand-newly-built house. They chased us down the road but we escaped...
Broke a 2 metre tall glass door of an apartment complex.
It's odd that I never stole money from my parents, even though my dad had wads of cash laying around the house which he wouldnt even remember... Guess I was just a destructor not really a thief apart from that toy lol
speaking of killing animals, I used to live in a place where there were hundreds of flies, and I used to catch them and impale them on thorns on the rose bush. On the the longest thorns I could impale 5-6 flies.
I never really acted out of malice towards anyone; the worst I'd do was verbally berate those I saw as inferior if they screwed with me. However, in kindergarten, a girl I knew crashed her trike on the blacktop during outdoor playtime. She had hit her head on the ground and cut open one of those sweet spots where bleeding can be quite profuse (think wrestling cuts). The pool of blood was enormous, and I found it oddly compelling. As the teachers saw to her inside, I promptly picked up a stick and began flinging her blood all over the playground. I even painted my face with it. To this day I cannot figure out what I was thinking, but some might see my antics as evil
oh jeez....I could probably spend an entire afternoon on what I used to do with insects/bugs/frogs/etc when I was little. But looks like same could be said for a lot of folks here.
On September 02 2012 19:11 Shady Sands wrote: Before you turned 18, what was the most evil/twisted thing you did/used to do?
For me, there were two things:
1) When I was a little kid (before I turned 10) we lived in an apartment complex that had a lot of crickets. I used to be scared of them, so in order to conquer my fears I would play a game with them that went like this: [etc..]
wow, the cricket story seemed a little bit extreme (with the limb removal). I did a similar thing once though, I was outside and trapped this thing (i'm not sure what it was, a bit like a small gecko like thing) in a upside down flower pot, and just left it there. I checked back on it the next day and the day after till it was eventually dead. Probably just as torturous for the animal, but at least I wasn't ripping its limbs apart lol I felt really bad after doing it as well, but that curiosity just makes you do it i guess.
Dropped a fire hydrant on a kids leg in second grade because he was talking to the girl I liked. Fucked his knee up real good for a month.
I also kicked a girl in the face during naptime in kindergarten because she said something mean to me.
I used to pee on other kids all the time in pre-k.
The most fucked up thing I did, though, was act out like my dad. There was a stray dog that I would feed when I was in like.. third grade or whatever, and my dad would beat the living shit out of that dog. I felt so bad, but one day, I got super pissed at him and ended up beating the dog up. I felt like such a piece of fucking shit, so I guess it wasn't really evil as it was immature.
shady sands you're a baller. i've always wanted to get revenge on people but never really had the balls to. your story about getting back at your ex and that one dude on prom night was amazing.
stole my parents credit card so I could play sc online LOL. other than that I've tortured bugs, killed animals with beebee guns Beat the shit out of a kid at school for no reason. Yeap that sums it up.
I stole candy from a convenient store. Let me rephgrase, I stole a ton. Me and a couple friends would go in there, one of my friends would buy something and distract the person in there and we filled our backpack with candy and left.
We did this multiple times and never got caught. Then I realized how dumb it was and stopped doing it obviously but still couldn't believe I got away with that ><.
I was in 6'th/7'th grade when I did this (can't remember which grade xD)
$1600?! How do you even spend that much on Maplestory... and how did your parents let you live after they found out? How did you even steal that much? Credit card?
WTF man serious?
Nvm I mixed that up with the RMB/SND exchange rate (5:1)
On my grandparent's farm out in west texas, some cousins and I would trap frogs and put them into tin cans. The tin cans would have holes in the tops small enough so that the frogs couldn't jump out, but large enough so that we could drop blackcats and m80 firecrackers into the cans. Other frogs met their deaths by being hurled at walls.....you know.... "splat" types of death.
On September 03 2012 00:05 Azera wrote: Found envelope with tons of cash in it in Mom's locker. Slowly siphoned the money each day, taking about $100 at each go. Mom's also a little dumb. I spent it all on the gachapon tickets.
Good god Shady (should we just call you that?) is diabolical lol.
I stole a pack of gum from a supermarket when I was in middle school.
Also I had a friend who was also my next-door neighbor from middle school through high school. We were very close I'd say. When he was graduating as a senior he spent most of his time with his other senior friends, played yu-gi-oh with, and didn't really talk to me. So for some reason I just cut him off completely, and later when he wanted to talk again I just ignored him completely for some reason. I wasn't even raging about it really--just utterly cut him off and didn't really care.
Made me wonder whether I was somewhat sociopathic. Apparently psychopath and sociopath are different, but one of them is less erratic and more visibly controlled/composed while the other is just very clearly off the rails with regard to society, but people can't decide which one. I mean the visibly-composed-but-secretly-antisocial one and I'm just using sociopath as the term there. :X but yeah, I'd been friends with him for quite some time and then I ended it.
I did some horrible things as a kid. I used to catch crickets and praying mantises and burn them (I still remember their eyes turning red), just for some gruesome entertainment, I guess. I also remember catching a dragonfly by its wings, and then throwing it into a pond. I felt especially bad because a duck came over in a flash and ate it.
Other than that, I've stolen money from my parents (like little change for sweets), used a rock in a snowball fight (covered in snow), and bullied a kid without quite realising what I was doing.
I was going to say, I would trick my parents so that both of them would give me desert, so I would get double snacks etc or my dad would give me a slice of cake, and so would my mom,
I was in high school and this friend of my ex-girlfriend stole my graphing calculator and put it down her shirt so I couldn't reach for it. She kept trying to get me to grab it so she could scream and get me in trouble. (Apparently she was mad that I broke up with her friend). So I ended up taking her backpack and hiding it in the boy's bathroom.
I'd really have to think about this. I know most of the things I did as a juvenile were criminal, besides the ones I was arrested for, so I'll put a lot of thought into what I post. I'll also edit this later with those thoughts, because it's hard to read chapters on crime prevention and take an exam when you're thinking of breaking people's car windows and beating up some kid because he was ballsy, and smaller than you whom later turned into a crackhead.
On September 03 2012 08:27 Game wrote: I'd really have to think about this. I know most of the things I did as a juvenile were criminal, besides the ones I was arrested for, so I'll put a lot of thought into what I post. I'll also edit this later with those thoughts, because it's hard to read chapters on crime prevention and take an exam when you're thinking of breaking people's car windows and beating up some kid because he was ballsy, and smaller than you whom later turned into a crackhead.
In elementary school I convinced my classmate that his winged dragon of ra yugioh card was worthless, and a cute hamster card was the best I could give him for it. Then sold the card for 200 dollars.
I'll share something that some kid has done to me, he got what karma'd pretty hard too.
So this kid was getting bullied, I feel very bad for him and ask him to hangout. We hang a few times around the park and eventually he hangs at my house. Well, while he was in my bedroom I decided to play a prank on him. We had this large vent that connected my bedroom to another room in the house, and if you hit it a certain way it made a really really loud creepy sound (hard to explain). I go into the other room to do said prank and before i do it i look through the vents to make sure hes still actually in the room and I see the kid pocket all of my yu-gi-oh cards.
I confront him, he says nothing, I was way too nice and did nothing.
Few years later he dropped out, got fat, got a crazy gf, and had multiple kids.
On September 03 2012 12:33 PanN wrote: I'll share something that some kid has done to me, he got what karma'd pretty hard too.
So this kid was getting bullied, I feel very bad for him and ask him to hangout. We hang a few times around the park and eventually he hangs at my house. Well, while he was in my bedroom I decided to play a prank on him. We had this large vent that connected my bedroom to another room in the house, and if you hit it a certain way it made a really really loud creepy sound (hard to explain). I go into the other room to do said prank and before i do it i look through the vents to make sure hes still actually in the room and I see the kid pocket all of my yu-gi-oh cards.
I confront him, he says nothing, I was way too nice and did nothing.
Few years later he dropped out, got fat, got a crazy gf, and had multiple kids.
On September 03 2012 12:33 PanN wrote: I'll share something that some kid has done to me, he got what karma'd pretty hard too.
So this kid was getting bullied, I feel very bad for him and ask him to hangout. We hang a few times around the park and eventually he hangs at my house. Well, while he was in my bedroom I decided to play a prank on him. We had this large vent that connected my bedroom to another room in the house, and if you hit it a certain way it made a really really loud creepy sound (hard to explain). I go into the other room to do said prank and before i do it i look through the vents to make sure hes still actually in the room and I see the kid pocket all of my yu-gi-oh cards.
I confront him, he says nothing, I was way too nice and did nothing.
Few years later he dropped out, got fat, got a crazy gf, and had multiple kids.
I fucking hated the kids that did that, my brothers had a friend over for a sleepover once, and he fucking stole my Dell Jukebox, only the most badass mp3 player of that era. Anyways I was pissed, I knew he stole it, and my parents didn't believe me, so I was short an mp3 player.
I stole cash from my parents too- my father liked to leave his wallet lying around. No idea how much I siphoned off over four years but it would have amounted to a few thousand. Blew it on card games (magic, ygo etc) I eventually got caught and that put an end to that.
I did throw out all the stuff from under the desk of someone else in school who bullied me, he literally lost almost all his textbooks and worksheets, never got caught of course but it didnt improve my situation either. Guess I thought of it as revenge.
On September 04 2012 00:02 Kalingingsong wrote: I sucked an old man's dick..... when he didn't want me to. I secretly took pictures and blackmailed him for $$$.
Lol, I jk.
You know, there was actually this girl at our school that did this to one of the art teachers. They fired him for it. He was a pretty cool guy, too. =/
E: she did it because he wouldn't give her a good grade in class...
I was struggling to think of something but then i remembered one
When i was about 3-4 me and my best friend julian (julian, if you're out there, i miss you, we always said "no way hose" and drank juice out of those really tall flutes lol) He had a pond (in luxembourg) and it was full of tadpoles. We would get his water guns, fill up the waterguns with the water and then shove loads of tadpoles into the waterguns too
Then when you pump up the waterguns and shoot them out, it shoots loads of (squished) tadpoles out with it.
It is only now when i think about it just how gross it was is lol. But when i was that age i had no idea
On September 04 2012 06:16 BrTarolg wrote: I was struggling to think of something but then i remembered one
When i was about 3-4 me and my best friend julian (julian, if you're out there, i miss you, we always said "no way hose" and drank juice out of those really tall flutes lol) He had a pond (in luxembourg) and it was full of tadpoles. We would get his water guns, fill up the waterguns with the water and then shove loads of tadpoles into the waterguns too
Then when you pump up the waterguns and shoot them out, it shoots loads of (squished) tadpoles out with it.
It is only now when i think about it just how gross it was is lol. But when i was that age i had no idea
It would be much more awesome if you were shooting the squished tadpoles at people, lol
So maybe there’s a sweet spot? A point on the spectrum somewhere short of full-blown psychopathy that’s most conducive to success in business.
That’s possible. Obviously there are items on the checklist you don’t want to have if you’re a boss. You don’t want poor behavioral controls. It’d be better if you don’t have promiscuous behavior. It’d be better if you don’t have serious behavioral problems in childhood, because that will eventually come out. But you do want lack of empathy, lack of remorse, glibness, superficial charm, manipulativeness. I think the other positive traits for psychopaths in business is need for stimulation, proneness to boredom. You want somebody who can’t sit still, who’s constantly thinking about how to better things.
A really interesting question is whether psychopathy can be a positive thing. Some psychologists would say yes, that there are certain attributes like coolness under pressure, which is sort of a fundamental positive. But Robert Hare would always say no, that in the absence of empathy, which is the definition in psychology of a psychopath, you will always get malevolence.
Basically, high-scoring psychopaths can be brilliant bosses but only ever for short term. Just like Al Dunlap, they always want to make a killing and move on.
On September 04 2012 09:17 Disregard wrote: Petty theft I suppose... I've stolen a game from a major consumer electronics store, unfortunately said game was not even worth my efforts. Bah!
What you should have done is organized a thieving ring. Now *that* would have been badass
Not sure how evil this is, but I was an immature kid and it's something that still makes me cringe when I think about it.
I sorta "stalked" a girl for a few weeks my Freshman year of high school. She used to ride the same bus as me in the morning and lived just down the street from me. We hung out a few times and eventually I went over to her house for dinner and hung out with her family. It was pretty cool. We then watched TV and held hands - that was super awkward. Oh shit, but I forgot, we also went to see the James Bond movie... the first 007 one that came out in like '05.
When I left that night, I asked her if she wanted to be my girlfriend. She shrugged and said "Sure." I was freaking elated. I remember running home and jumping over the front bushes of my house. I tripped over our fucking net christmas lights and ate shit on my front porch. Didn't care.
Walked her to class the next few days, hung out after school, we only hugged. Never kissed. I had never had a GF before. I thought this girl was really freaking pretty though. Then she just started ignoring me. Wouldn't talk to me, didn't answer my calls. Like an idiot, I called a bunch of times at once. Eventually, her brother picked up and told me I was a fucking creep and that she didn't want to talk to me ever again. She even got on the phone and called me a creep.
To this day, I have no idea why she stopped talking to me, but I REALLY wanted to know what the fuck had gone wrong. I used to know where her sixth hour was, so I would stand in the hallway she walked down just to see her go by. I was careful not to let her know I could see her - but I was certain she could see me. Winced just now, because I remembered that I asked her sixth-hour teacher to tell her hi for me, (he was also my first hour teacher). Eventually, he told me that he didn't think she really liked having him tell her hello for me. Boy was that awkward.
Not sure this counts as evil, just maybe psychopathic. Somewhere in my little 13 year old mind I thought if I figured out what I'd done wrong I could fix it. Women are evil!
Edit: Oh, something that happened to me - when I was about 10, I went to a Detroit Red Wings game with my best friend. When they skated off the ice after the first period, Darren McCarty threw me the game puck as he was heading back into the locker room. It hit my cup of Pepsi and spilled it everywhere. But I was still super excited.
When we were going to leave, my friend asked to see it. We were riding home with his Mom and his Dad had driven separately. He disappeared out of his Moms car and came back about 5 minutes later with no puck. I asked him where it was and he told me had lost it. I'd never been overly sentimental so I'm pretty sure I wasn't overly upset, but it did show back up on our front porch like three days later with an apology note stuck to it.
On September 04 2012 06:06 Zorkmid wrote: A history of cruelty to animals is a documented trait shared amongst many serial killers.
And corporate executives as well. (no I am not making this up.)
Well here's to me becoming an exec then. Although serial killer would work, too.
Oh, just remembered another one. I used to steal plums from this shop every single day for more than a year and give (most of) them to a girl I liked. I don't even know why plums, but I just did it. Worst part, which makes it evil, is that I liked it. I liked stealing and not getting caught. It felt soooo good.
On September 04 2012 15:38 dGHaiL wrote: Not sure how evil this is, but I was an immature kid and it's something that still makes me cringe when I think about it.
I sorta "stalked" a girl for a few weeks my Freshman year of high school. She used to ride the same bus as me in the morning and lived just down the street from me. We hung out a few times and eventually I went over to her house for dinner and hung out with her family. It was pretty cool. We then watched TV and held hands - that was super awkward. Oh shit, but I forgot, we also went to see the James Bond movie... the first 007 one that came out in like '05.
When I left that night, I asked her if she wanted to be my girlfriend. She shrugged and said "Sure." I was freaking elated. I remember running home and jumping over the front bushes of my house. I tripped over our fucking net christmas lights and ate shit on my front porch. Didn't care.
Walked her to class the next few days, hung out after school, we only hugged. Never kissed. I had never had a GF before. I thought this girl was really freaking pretty though. Then she just started ignoring me. Wouldn't talk to me, didn't answer my calls. Like an idiot, I called a bunch of times at once. Eventually, her brother picked up and told me I was a fucking creep and that she didn't want to talk to me ever again. She even got on the phone and called me a creep.
To this day, I have no idea why she stopped talking to me, but I REALLY wanted to know what the fuck had gone wrong. I used to know where her sixth hour was, so I would stand in the hallway she walked down just to see her go by. I was careful not to let her know I could see her - but I was certain she could see me. Winced just now, because I remembered that I asked her sixth-hour teacher to tell her hi for me, (he was also my first hour teacher). Eventually, he told me that he didn't think she really liked having him tell her hello for me. Boy was that awkward.
Not sure this counts as evil, just maybe psychopathic. Somewhere in my little 13 year old mind I thought if I figured out what I'd done wrong I could fix it. Women are evil!
Edit: Oh, something that happened to me - when I was about 10, I went to a Detroit Red Wings game with my best friend. When they skated off the ice after the first period, Darren McCarty threw me the game puck as he was heading back into the locker room. It hit my cup of Pepsi and spilled it everywhere. But I was still super excited.
When we were going to leave, my friend asked to see it. We were riding home with his Mom and his Dad had driven separately. He disappeared out of his Moms car and came back about 5 minutes later with no puck. I asked him where it was and he told me had lost it. I'd never been overly sentimental so I'm pretty sure I wasn't overly upset, but it did show back up on our front porch like three days later with an apology note stuck to it.
Not necessarily "evil" but the first thing that came to mind was on the last day of school in 8th grade at my elementary school a lot of the students were "tagging" everything and everywhere. Some girl wrote her name on the back of a building (thinking about it now makes me laugh at how stupid that is, because its like uhhhh, I wonder who did this), but I wrote on the wall next to her name "Whore" with an arrow pointing to her name. I felt like a badass for about twenty minutes until ppl noticed it and her friends pointed it out to her and she started crying, like total break down crying. I felt so bad after that. On top of that she thought it was her ex, my best friend at the time, who had done it and I didn't have the balls to say anything. I felt so genuinely bad about it that I worked up the courage to call her about a year later even though we attended different high schools and hadn't seen each other since that last day of school (she left her number in my phone book). I was going to tell her that I was the one who wrote it and I was sorry I did, but her mother answered the phone and said she was in the shower or something and I never had the nerve to call back again.
I have a downright evil thing a friend of mine did. As some of you may know the memory chips in Secret of Mana cartridges fail after many years so saves keep getting erased. Both of my friends owned a copy of the game and the one with the bad chip swapped his copy with the friend's good copy. Downright pure evil I tell you.
On September 06 2012 06:49 serum321 wrote: Not necessarily "evil" but the first thing that came to mind was on the last day of school in 8th grade at my elementary school a lot of the students were "tagging" everything and everywhere. Some girl wrote her name on the back of a building (thinking about it now makes me laugh at how stupid that is, because its like uhhhh, I wonder who did this), but I wrote on the wall next to her name "Whore" with an arrow pointing to her name. I felt like a badass for about twenty minutes until ppl noticed it and her friends pointed it out to her and she started crying, like total break down crying. I felt so bad after that. On top of that she thought it was her ex, my best friend at the time, who had done it and I didn't have the balls to say anything. I felt so genuinely bad about it that I worked up the courage to call her about a year later even though we attended different high schools and hadn't seen each other since that last day of school (she left her number in my phone book). I was going to tell her that I was the one who wrote it and I was sorry I did, but her mother answered the phone and said she was in the shower or something and I never had the nerve to call back again.
I have a downright evil thing a friend of mine did. As some of you may know the memory chips in Secret of Mana cartridges fail after many years so saves keep getting erased. Both of my friends owned a copy of the game and the one with the bad chip swapped his copy with the friend's good copy. Downright pure evil I tell you.
This is actually pretty terrible. Would it be too late to apologize to her now?
On September 02 2012 22:12 NrG.Bamboo wrote: I stapled a kids entire handful of holographic Pokemon cards.
You monster.
Edit: Hmmm, the worst thing I've ever done to anybody had to be the time my friend brought his friend over to my house (we were like 11 and his friend was like 6-7 idk). Anyways when I was that young, I would drink water straight from the water cooler without a cup (but I would always waterfall it so my mouth wouldn't touch). I told the 6 year old that that was a rule in my house and that you had to do it that way. So throughout the few hours he was at my house, I was making up a bunch of dumbass rules he had to follow. The worst one had to be when he dropped some ice cream in the garage and we told him he had to lick it up. My garage was filthy and he just about cried after me and my friend kept urging him to lick it up.
Later that day when we were outside, I must have been taunting him b/c he got mad at me and started charging at me. My friend said he gave me "permission" to hit him. I'm glad I didn't though. I ended up jogging away from him so he wouldn't catch me. Sorry for being a jerk to you that day Chase. haha
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