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Before you turned 18, what was the most evil/twisted thing you did/used to do?
For me, there were two things:
1) When I was a little kid (before I turned 10) we lived in an apartment complex that had a lot of crickets. I used to be scared of them, so in order to conquer my fears I would play a game with them that went like this:
I would catch one with a glass jar. Then I would seal the jar with a paper towel and a rubber band, and put the jar in the bathroom sink, slowly filling it with water (the paper towel would soak and let water run inside.) Then when the jar was close to full I would tip the jar over and watch the cricket chase after air bubbles and slowly drown. When the cricket was close to drowned and therefore sluggish, I would pour out the water, and use the drainstop as an impromptu clamp to hold it still. Then I would grab a pair of tweezers to pluck an antenna, leg, or arm off the cricket. Then I would put it in the jar and fill it up with water again, shake it, watch the cricket try to swim with fewer and fewer limbs left. I would repeat this until the cricket was completely limbless, at which time I would flush it down the drainpipe.
2) When I was a sophomore in high school I was dating a girl. We were fairly close; then she broke up with me. I was 6th in class rank out of ~700; she was 7th. We were both debaters. The Monday after she broke up with me, I found out she had broken her promise not to run against me as Vice President of the Debate Club, and was calling me a bad boyfriend to gain votes, so I decided to take revenge. I knew she was weak at Physics, so I stole the keys to the Science department teachers' office and proceeded to change her answers on pencil-only multiple choice tests for the remainder of the year; she got a C in Physics and dropped to 9th, losing her full scholarship to in-state universities (for top 1% of high school grads) to a half-scholarship.
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So here's other stuff me and my friends used to do:
1) Between 8th and 12th grade, we had a yearly tradition of walking around the mall parking lot with car keys and shopping bags in hand from about an hour after the doors opened for Black Friday, to make it look like we were done shopping and make other drivers follow us looking for a parking spot. We would wander around the entire parking lot, front to back, while accumulating a trail of cars behind us like the pied piper.
2) When we were in elementary school, we got our hands on M80 firecrackers, and me and some friends would throw them at this one kid whose hair was always slicked back with tons of gel. I think we were trying to set him on fire. (Not in school, but on the way home from the bus stop)
3) So this older senior had screwed over one of my best friends' sisters (e.g. dating her, cheating on her, and then dumping her), so we decided to take revenge by ruining his Prom night. One of us got him a bottle of cherry schnapps because he wanted to get the girl he was dating drunk but didn't have a fake; we mixed in magnesium citrate (dumbass didn't even notice the seal was broken) and then we heard he shat himself all over the gym floor (and he couldn't complain either since he was underage drinking.)
  
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I stole a pokemon game from my friend for my gameboy :<
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The worst thing I can think of atm only happened once, and I was pissed off that day anyways. When I was about 8 or 9, someone played *slightly* too rough with me in Gym class, so I claimed he bullied me. I don't remember if it was before or after the big bullying suicide incident, but my middle school is terrifyingly paranoid of bullying. Not much happened besides a little lecture with the principal, though.
I guess I'm a nice kid 0_0
Oh, haha, that same year I found a GBA with a Pokemon game in it, forgot which one. It was obviously left behind for recess. I handed it in to a teacher in fear that it would get stolen. I always wondered if they figured out what happened, though...
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I broke the lens of our PS1 because my Brother is Hogging it. I poke it several times with a pen. And My brother was the one scolded because I was just 4-5 at that time
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I borrowed pokemon red from my friend and never gave it back because he forgot about it (but I did not :D).
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As a kid, I am told as I don't remember this happening, I took a metal Superman lunch box that we had around the house and chucked it at my older sister's head, cutting it open and breaking the front room window. I was 2 and I guess she was annoying me...
In Jr. High I told a very embarrassing family story about my best friend to the public (school) and they all made fun of him. At the time I told it because it made the "cool" kids seem to like me, but hurt my friend's feeling. I saw it more as just joking around, but when I approached him in a joking manner he was in tears and yelled at me about not having to tell the whole school, then ran off. I felt so horrible...
In high school I carried on two relationships with girls that lived in different towns. My senior year I was finally noticed by girls after always being the "friend" and "one of the girls" for so long. I just couldn't turn down the attention and I was too chicken shit to tell the one that was officially my girlfriend about the other girl. They never met and to this day my ex does not know about it, but I felt horrible because I honestly cared and still do care about both of them to some degree and in turn I hurt them. I was just a punk ass kid. Then later I was approached by another girl and I could not resist her temptations either, so I cheated on that girlfriend again...she never knew about it either and then months later as we drifted apart she called an end to the relationship and I had the audacity to play the victim...
In college the worst thing that I ever did I wrote a blog about that you can find here: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?id=347191
I am sure there are other things that I did that I can't remember or never knew the truth as to how bad they were...
As kids and adults we do some fucked up things. I don't blame or judge people on the fucked up things that we do in our youth...most of us learn from those mistakes.
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I used to bully kids at school. Didn't realize what i was doing. Got suspended from school 2 times and got beat up by angry parents once. I then reported them for assault and they lost their job and their life went to shit for a couple of months.
Nowdays looking back at it I kinda feel responsible for the whole thing.
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On September 02 2012 19:11 Shady Sands wrote:
Before you turned 18, what was the most evil/twisted thing you did/used to do?
For me, there were two things:
1) When I was a little kid (before I turned 10) we lived in an apartment complex that had a lot of crickets. I used to be scared of them, so in order to conquer my fears I would play a game with them that went like this:
I would catch one with a glass jar. Then I would seal the jar with a paper towel and a rubber band, and put the jar in the bathroom sink, slowly filling it with water (the paper towel would soak and let water run inside.) Then when the jar was close to full I would tip the jar over and watch the cricket chase after air bubbles and slowly drown. When the cricket was close to drowned and therefore sluggish, I would pour out the water, and use the drainstop as an impromptu clamp to hold it still. Then I would grab a pair of tweezers to pluck an antenna, leg, or arm off the cricket. Then I would put it in the jar and fill it up with water again, shake it, watch the cricket try to swim with fewer and fewer limbs left. I would repeat this until the cricket was completely limbless, at which time I would flush it down the drainpipe.
2) When I was a sophomore in high school I was dating a girl. We were fairly close; then she broke up with me. I was 6th in class rank out of ~700; she was 7th. We were both debaters. The Monday after she broke up with me, I found out she had broken her promise not to run against me as Vice President of the Debate Club, and was calling me a bad boyfriend to gain votes, so I decided to take revenge. I knew she was weak at Physics, so I stole the keys to the Science department teachers' office and proceeded to change her answers on pencil-only multiple choice tests for the remainder of the year; she got a C in Physics and dropped to 9th, losing her full scholarship to in-state universities (for top 1% of high school grads) to a half-scholarship.
You´re a fucking psycho and a giant fucking asshole.
Werent you the guy who wrote the guide on killing people and getting away with it`
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If there's ever a grammy-style TL awards show, the OP is a shoe-in for "most likely to end up in prison", and probably a nominee for "most posts within three months of joining the site".
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There used to be these colourful paper thingies that girls used to collect, with cartoons or some useless shit on it, haha, and my friends and I'd steals some and either burn them or piss on them in the bathrooms, because we guys found it so insanely stupid to collect such things. Now that I think of it, what we used to do to those things was pretty hardcore.
Has nothing to do with school, but when I was a kid and I went to restaurants and such, I'd "undo" or "unravel" all the salt or pepper container things, so that the next group that would take the table would epicly fail when they'd try to use the salt or the pepper (i.e. the container lid falls off since it's so loose and 1kg of sugar gets dumped into their soup). My brother and I still do that sometimes, it's hilarious.
Also when I was a kid, and someone would ask me where x place was, or directions in general, I'd never say the correct direction. That was pretty evil. I probably made a good 6-7 people lost in my first 8 years hahaha. 
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On September 02 2012 20:51 Grend wrote:Show nested quote +On September 02 2012 19:11 Shady Sands wrote:
Before you turned 18, what was the most evil/twisted thing you did/used to do?
For me, there were two things:
1) When I was a little kid (before I turned 10) we lived in an apartment complex that had a lot of crickets. I used to be scared of them, so in order to conquer my fears I would play a game with them that went like this:
I would catch one with a glass jar. Then I would seal the jar with a paper towel and a rubber band, and put the jar in the bathroom sink, slowly filling it with water (the paper towel would soak and let water run inside.) Then when the jar was close to full I would tip the jar over and watch the cricket chase after air bubbles and slowly drown. When the cricket was close to drowned and therefore sluggish, I would pour out the water, and use the drainstop as an impromptu clamp to hold it still. Then I would grab a pair of tweezers to pluck an antenna, leg, or arm off the cricket. Then I would put it in the jar and fill it up with water again, shake it, watch the cricket try to swim with fewer and fewer limbs left. I would repeat this until the cricket was completely limbless, at which time I would flush it down the drainpipe.
2) When I was a sophomore in high school I was dating a girl. We were fairly close; then she broke up with me. I was 6th in class rank out of ~700; she was 7th. We were both debaters. The Monday after she broke up with me, I found out she had broken her promise not to run against me as Vice President of the Debate Club, and was calling me a bad boyfriend to gain votes, so I decided to take revenge. I knew she was weak at Physics, so I stole the keys to the Science department teachers' office and proceeded to change her answers on pencil-only multiple choice tests for the remainder of the year; she got a C in Physics and dropped to 9th, losing her full scholarship to in-state universities (for top 1% of high school grads) to a half-scholarship. You´re a fucking psycho and a giant fucking asshole. Werent you the guy who wrote the guide on killing people and getting away with it`
Wow. I want to ask if you're mad, but I don't have to because I know you are. This is a blog about the worst things you did as a kid - what the fuck did you expect to read? Someone throwing rainbows and unicorn candy at a girl? Of course he was an asshole for doing that; it's the whole point of the blog. Psycho is taking it a bit far, though. I suggest you calm down a bit - besides, surely you wouldn't take a guide on how to kill someone and get away with it seriously?
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i dont remember it but my parents told me i once kicked my great grandpa in the knee when i was like 3 or 4. also i would gleek on kids all the time in my classes.
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I stapled a kids entire handful of holographic Pokemon cards.
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I was once intent on killing someone, because this kid would come on the bus everyday and tease me of being middle eastern, calling me a terrorist and putting a towel around his head, luckily people stopped me that day, besides that nothing really, I wasn't a bad kid lol
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Stole money from my parents.
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When I was young (7-8 years old) I used to regularly make "colorado potato beetle soup" with the little pests, water, mud and some other ingredients.
I also used to drown ants, because, unfortunately, I couldn't afford a magnifying glass to fry them with.
I guess I've always been diabolical.
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On September 02 2012 22:41 Azera wrote:
Stole money from my parents.
How much?
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On September 02 2012 22:41 Incze wrote:
When I was young (7-8 years old) I used to regularly make "colorado potato beetle soup" with the little pests, water, mud and some other ingredients.
I also used to drown ants, because, unfortunately, I couldn't afford a magnifying glass to fry them with.
I guess I've always been diabolical.
Hahaha my parents took away the magnifying glass from me after they caught me trying to blind this other kid with it
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On September 02 2012 22:48 Shady Sands wrote:How much?
2k SGD
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On September 02 2012 22:53 Azera wrote:Show nested quote +On September 02 2012 22:48 Shady Sands wrote:On September 02 2012 22:41 Azera wrote:
Stole money from my parents. How much? 2k SGD
so 400 US... for what tho?
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