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Shock710
Australia6097 Posts
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mizU
United States12125 Posts
noooooo you cannot be friends. what? she's 12. | ||
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PrinceXizor
United States17713 Posts
speechless. | ||
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Cokefreak
Finland8095 Posts
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The_LiNk
Canada863 Posts
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Shock710
Australia6097 Posts
On August 15 2012 17:52 Cokefreak wrote: Pedobear approves. Seriously how can you not tell a girl is only 12. T_T Shes Asian i go into detail about it in the first blog On August 15 2012 17:42 mizU wrote: wtfffffffffffffffffff noooooo you cannot be friends. what? she's 12. really??? but its just friends, like when u play with ur little cousins On August 15 2012 17:54 The_LiNk wrote: It's alright. 8 years from now you can date her and it'll be OK! lol probaby not gonna happen, 8 years is nearly half of my current life | ||
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zalz
Netherlands3704 Posts
"Nothing to do here! I don't know her! I never did anything!" | ||
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LeafMeAlone
United States301 Posts
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The_LiNk
Canada863 Posts
On August 15 2012 17:54 Shock710 wrote: Shes Asian i go into detail about it in the first blog really??? but its just friends, like when u play with ur little cousins lol probaby not gonna happen, 8 years is nearly half of my current life I said that with tongue in cheek because one of my personal experiences. Long story short, friend of mine who is 19 is dating a 28 year old. But hey, that same friend had a best friend long time ago who was significantly older than her (5 or 6 years older? It was mid teen girl and early twenties guy) and they were really good friends and when she grew up they developed feelings for each other. Something about watching her grow up and all that. Very good basis for an Asian love story right there. Maybe you can emulate with this. | ||
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Shock710
Australia6097 Posts
On August 15 2012 18:00 LeafMeAlone wrote: What book was she reading? Not twilight dw  thats all i know, the cover reminded me of belgariad from david eddings but not 100% sure wasnt paying too much attention to the book lolOn August 15 2012 18:02 The_LiNk wrote: + Show Spoiler + On August 15 2012 17:54 Shock710 wrote: Shes Asian i go into detail about it in the first blog really??? but its just friends, like when u play with ur little cousins lol probaby not gonna happen, 8 years is nearly half of my current life I said that with tongue in cheek with one of my personal experiences. Long story short, friend of mine who is 19 is dating a 28 year old. But hey, that same friend had a best friend long time ago who was significantly older than her (5 or 6 years older? It was mid teen girl and early twenties guy) and they were really good friends and when she grew up they developed feelings for each other. Something about watching her grow up and all that. Very good basis for an Asian love story right there. Maybe you can emulate with this. lol hmm..maybe i'll make this a movie lol LOL (actually laughing my ass off) damn that was good, if only we can give ratings to posts 5 stars! | ||
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minus_human
4784 Posts
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Yanami
Germany49 Posts
Now that escalated quickly! Sucks that she's 12 but on the other hand it doesn't since you realized you didn't have a love-crush on her, just kind of an excitement-crush. XD (If I got that right..) Anyways, good luck for the both of you! <3 Maybe you can hook up in around 15 years, heh~! | ||
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gakkgakk
Norway902 Posts
On August 15 2012 18:00 LeafMeAlone wrote: What book was she reading? The Very Hungry Caterpillar | ||
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[sc1f]eonzerg
Belgium6606 Posts
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mizU
United States12125 Posts
On August 15 2012 17:42 mizU wrote: wtfffffffffffffffffff noooooo you cannot be friends. what? she's 12. really??? but its just friends, like when u play with ur little cousins "hey mom, i got asked out by this 19 year old but then he found out i was 12 and just asked to be my friend. we talk a lot on the bus. he's like my uncle!" ... | ||
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Shock710
Australia6097 Posts
On August 15 2012 18:24 mizU wrote: really??? but its just friends, like when u play with ur little cousins "hey mom, i got asked out by this 19 year old but then he found out i was 12 and just asked to be my friend. we talk a lot on the bus. he's like my uncle!" ... ROFL well that does sound bad, but i'm gonna guess she doesnt tell her parents about me asking her out, and plus if i ever meet her parents i think i'm pretty okay, i dont look dodgy i go to a pretty good uni and i'm just a nice guy (theres no evil intentions, hopefully they'll see it. If not? well hoping i can out run the dad) On August 15 2012 18:20 [sc1f]eonzerg wrote: U CHEATED ME OMG i was also nervous reading this. omg so well writted. Also common really bad luck 12 y.o ..... Thankyou! hehe which part did i cheat u on? lol | ||
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gakkgakk
Norway902 Posts
On August 15 2012 18:28 Shock710 wrote: ROFL well that does sound bad, but i'm gonna guess she doesnt tell her parents about me asking her out, and plus if i ever meet her parents i think i'm pretty okay, i dont look dodgy i go to a pretty good uni and i'm just a nice guy (theres no evil intentions, hopefully they'll see it. If not? well hoping i can out run the dad) Have you told your irl friends this story? Do they think its ok that a girl you tried to hit on turned out to be 12 and so instead of dating her, you became her friend instead? | ||
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[sc1f]eonzerg
Belgium6606 Posts
On August 15 2012 18:32 gakkgakk wrote: Have you told your irl friends this story? Do they think its ok that a girl you tried to hit on turned out to be 12 and so instead of dating her, you became her friend instead? he is not saying they are just the best friends now.But there is not reason to him start ignore her -_-. sorry for my english | ||
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[sc1f]eonzerg
Belgium6606 Posts
On August 15 2012 18:20 [sc1f]eonzerg wrote: U CHEATED ME OMG i was also nervous reading this. omg so well writted. Also common really bad luck 12 y.o ..... Thankyou! hehe which part did i cheat u on? lol[/QUOTE] you : (12) T_T . looks like never end like the movies T_T | ||
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Azzur
Australia6259 Posts
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Shock710
Australia6097 Posts
On August 15 2012 18:38 [sc1f]eonzerg wrote: he is not saying they are just the best friends now.But there is not reason to him start ignore her -_-. sorry for my english yeah i just didnt want things to be awkward with her, i'll be seeing her everyday for quite a while. Seemed like the right thing to do just to be friends. | ||
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FractalsOnFire
Australia1756 Posts
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The_LiNk
Canada863 Posts
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Incze
Romania2058 Posts
I must thank you! Glad you made a new friend  | ||
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Xhiwi
49 Posts
"Where do you go?" "I'm going to a friend. He's just 7 years older than me" "O____o" | ||
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[sc1f]eonzerg
Belgium6606 Posts
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Shock710
Australia6097 Posts
On August 15 2012 19:07 [sc1f]eonzerg wrote: The point is where is he saying he go somewhere with her . rofl.. u guys are also 12 y.o ? that would be awkward, but i dont think we'll be going anywhere together, the only times we'll be in contact is probably on the bus or the tram | ||
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r.Evo
Germany14080 Posts
Shes sitting there eating an apple (i had an apple for breakfast too ) and reading a book. I walk up to her seat (i'm ready to sit down and smooth talk the shit out of this girl).....wtf her bag is on the seat next to her, with her Red thermal lunch box on top off it (i forgot to mention that she always carries this red thermal lunch box around with her, very cute ) I linger by her seat, maybe she'll look up and move it....nope... I once knew a guy who managed to get into bed with a girl he was into. After winging him all fucking night to get him into that spot I was so happy for him and was eagerly awaiting what he's gonna say the next day. He told me that they were lieing next to each other, both just wearing underpants and then they talked a little bit and since she didn't make a move he thought she isn't into him and they just went to sleep. Your stories remind me of him. STOP. BEING. SUCH. A. PUSSY. + Show Spoiler + =( | ||
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nihoh
Australia978 Posts
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Shock710
Australia6097 Posts
On August 15 2012 19:55 r.Evo wrote: I once knew a guy who managed to get into bed with a girl he was into. After winging him all fucking night to get him into that spot I was so happy for him and was eagerly awaiting what he's gonna say the next day. He told me that they were lieing next to each other, both just wearing underpants and then they talked a little bit and since she didn't make a move he thought she isn't into him and they just went to sleep. Your stories remind me of him. STOP. BEING. SUCH. A. PUSSY. + Show Spoiler + =( lol well worked out for the best, if i moved her stuff i would be telling everyone i was asking her out and that i liked her, and then she would be like I'm 12..and well then i'm fucked On another note, if u got me with a girl who was legal to have sex with, theres no way i wouldnt make the first move especially if we were on a bed, nearly naked lol. I was just being cautious with qt On August 15 2012 19:55 nihoh wrote: Girl blog brought to you by M Night Shyamalan. ...googled M Night Shyamalan, see a bunch of horror movies......what? | ||
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Shady Sands
United States4021 Posts
She's 12, she hasn't developed all the insecurities of a full-grown woman yet, you won't be able to get her in bed even if you tried. (j/k, but honestly she's probably not ready to fool around with a dude yet, you should respect that and leave her alone) | ||
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Scarecrow
Korea (South)9172 Posts
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Shock710
Australia6097 Posts
On August 15 2012 20:24 Scarecrow wrote: ummm, she's 12. How interesting can she be for a 19 year old to talk to? Serious pedophile territory here buddy, just friends is not an option. i'm not going out of my way to spend time with her, i'm not taking her to the movies as friends or taking her out to eat, the only thing we'll be doing is talking on the bus to school, thats about it. Talking to her is better than sitting quietly on the bus imo On August 15 2012 20:38 Scarecrow wrote: You honestly don't see how this is inappropriate? (especially after you so recently had a massive crush on her). Talk to someone closer to your own age. I dont consider it inappropriate as i no long have a crush on her, and the crush only happen with the idea that she was 17, theres nothing more than talking going on. Not everything has to be pedobear | ||
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Scarecrow
Korea (South)9172 Posts
On August 15 2012 20:32 Shock710 wrote: i'm not going out of my way to spend time with her, i'm not taking her to the movies as friends or taking her out to eat, the only thing we'll be doing is talking on the bus to school, thats about it. Talking to her is better than sitting quietly on the bus imo You honestly don't see how this is inappropriate? (especially after you so recently had a massive crush on her). Talk to someone closer to your own age. | ||
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VenomBRA
Netherlands168 Posts
Damn, you're unlucky! (I guess) | ||
Sayle
United Kingdom3685 Posts
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Shock710
Australia6097 Posts
On August 15 2012 21:00 Sayle wrote: I woulda been shocked too. She's way too old. lol Sayle <3 i'm sooo happy i got a comment from Sayle 0_0 *heart attack* | ||
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BookII
Australia400 Posts
On August 15 2012 21:00 Sayle wrote: I woulda been shocked too. She's way too old. hahaha Shock I'm from Melbourne too if you wanna hang out and play with some lego, or maybe practice our colouring in of drawings. Seriously though, that sucks man. Better luck with the next girl. | ||
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OpticalShot
Canada6330 Posts
You have quite a taste =P Nice read anyhow, 5/5. | ||
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FractalsOnFire
Australia1756 Posts
On August 15 2012 21:00 Sayle wrote: I woulda been shocked too. She's way too old. Pedobear agrees with you! ![[image loading]](http://ieatfakelife.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/pedo-bear-too-old.jpg) | ||
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Scarecrow
Korea (South)9172 Posts
On August 15 2012 20:38 Scarecrow wrote: I dont consider it inappropriate as i no long have a crush on her, and the crush only happen with the idea that she was 17, theres nothing more than talking going on. Not everything has to be pedobear I have a daughter and watched Hard Candy last night so this blog kinda struck a nerve. What you consider appropriate doesn't really matter when she's 12 and you're the 19 year old boy enjoying her company. Her parents/guardians would dismember you if they found out you were chatting to her on a daily basis. I also don't know how you deceived yourself into thinking she was 17, she had a cute red lunch box ffs and probably a half dozen other giveaways that you missed because of the cute kid-face and waif body. I teach several classes of 12 year old asian girls, many of them are cute but there's just no way you could confuse them with a 17 year old. | ||
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Shock710
Australia6097 Posts
On August 15 2012 21:26 Scarecrow wrote: I have a daughter and watched Hard Candy last night so this blog kinda struck a nerve. What you consider appropriate doesn't really matter when she's 12 and you're the 19 year old boy enjoying her company. Her parents/guardians would dismember you if they found out you were chatting to her on a daily basis. I also don't know how you deceived yourself into thinking she was 17, she had a cute red lunch box ffs and probably a half dozen other giveaways that you missed because of the cute kid-face and waif body. I teach several classes of 12 year old asian girls, many of them are cute but there's just no way you could confuse them with a 17 year old. okay i get what ur trying to say, i'm willing to stop talking to her. Ur right on all accounts i'm sure if i was a father i would probably feel the same way for my daughter. Obviously it was kinda a in the moment thing u know? was going home she was on the bus and it just natural to just sit down and talk for a while. But yeah ur right. thanks for the advice (no sarcasm) | ||
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sorrowptoss
Canada1431 Posts
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nbaker
United States1341 Posts
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krndandaman
Mozambique16569 Posts
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Shock710
Australia6097 Posts
This is apink's naeun shes 18 this year obviously some of these pics arent all from the same year + Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/H2K8s.jpg) ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/98GY1.jpg) ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/6hmWg.jpg) and this is her school photo when she was pretty young + Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/WLwwB.jpg) Shes stayed relatively the same through these years. Theres quite a few girls like this, and qt look bears a pretty damn good resemblance to the first picture especially the eyes and hair. But again i'm in no way going after this girl, or interacting with her. Theres also other friends i know in my uni that have a same body size to qt and yet they are 19 and 18, maybe i need my eyes check, (i do wear glasses but only in the class room). So seeing as i'm not going to continue talking to this girl, just enjoy the blog as it is and have a good laugh thats all its here for | ||
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Rollin
Australia1552 Posts
EDIT: Um those pictures look nothing above 13-14... Sorry, but that's weird hahaha | ||
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kellymilkies
Singapore1393 Posts
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sc4k
United Kingdom5454 Posts
On August 15 2012 19:55 nihoh wrote: Girl blog brought to you by M Night Shyamalan. Oh god, these jokes never fail to make me laugh. | ||
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Shock710
Australia6097 Posts
On August 15 2012 22:22 Rollin wrote: There's nothing wrong with being friends with someone that young... the issue is how/why you became friends. Whilst I do know a few people barely older than that, there never was any sort of attraction involved in the first place. It's dangerous ground, as others have said, but rather than just ignore her from now on in, I'd just keep it very distant, as in a short chat every so often, and limited to being on the bus. Of course you can just pointedly ignore her, but that's a little mean. EDIT: Um those pictures look nothing above 13-14... Sorry, but that's weird hahaha Nothing above 13-14? but what i'm trying to say lol is that Naeun was around 16-18 at the time of the pics and sometimes its hard to tell. On August 15 2012 22:26 kellymilkies wrote: The fk she's 12! How does she look like? I dont really know what to say its not like i can just post a picture of her, which even if i did have i wouldnt sry Kellymilkies (i'm getting so many famous people in here :D) On August 15 2012 22:36 sc4k wrote: Lol insanity. This has to be one of the more gripping girl blogs of recent memory. With all the incredibly neurotic anxiety writing, it's arresting! What matters is that you talked to her. Don't worry about the age gaffe, these things happen. What matters is that there are 'plenty more fish in the sea', so continue to find girls you are attracted to and tell them you like them, soon enough you will find the right girl. I advise against this friendship beyond a chat in the bus! Oh god, these jokes never fail to make me laugh. I think i'm better off just telling her why we shouldnt talk to each other, and end it there. | ||
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TheKwas
Iceland372 Posts
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GinDo
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On August 15 2012 17:52 Cokefreak wrote: Pedobear approves. Seriously how can you not tell a girl is only 12. T_T At least your not into Hispanic girls. I've met 12 year olds that look like their 18 and better then Beyonce. It's all them Meat Hormones and good genes I tell you. Makes it hard to tell how old people are. On the opposite end of the spectrum, I have a friend. She's 23, but looks like she's 14. She's shorter then 5 ft( less then 1.5meters). Just go married to some guy that's like 6 feet tall(About 1.8 Meters). | ||
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krndandaman
Mozambique16569 Posts
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Pandemona
Charlie Sheens House51490 Posts
DUDE LMAO This is the best girl blog ever, wheres Plexa, gotta get this shit featured lmao. Amazing story /bow to the peado bear in training lmao + Show Spoiler [Maybeh?] + Well theres a thought u just talked to her for the rest of the time on the bus as others mentions...then BAM when she's 16 boo ya..lol | ||
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krndandaman
Mozambique16569 Posts
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Shock710
Australia6097 Posts
On August 15 2012 22:53 Pandemona wrote: Well theres a thought u just talked to her for the rest of the time on the bus as others mentions...then BAM when she's 16 boo ya..lolisnt that assuming i dont age? lol On August 15 2012 22:58 FractalsOnFire wrote: In Australia the legal age of consent is 16 lol i know u guys are just having fun, but i just hope no one gets the wrong idea edit:damn...lost my 5 rating...T_T thought i just got my first 5 star rating damn it..gotta talk to more girls (preferably not underaged next time) and get a 5 star blog | ||
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Pandemona
Charlie Sheens House51490 Posts
Bring her to England @ 16 nps. xD Ahaha, well yeah. But, least she's legal and you get to live out that little bit inside you that you once liked this girl and you got to do what your peado bear inside you wanted to do xD On August 15 2012 22:58 FractalsOnFire wrote: In Australia the legal age of consent is 16 Ah, well i see the Queen bought that law to Aussie land too gogo 4 years and counting!! | ||
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FractalsOnFire
Australia1756 Posts
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Code
Canada634 Posts
Lately you guys have really stepped up the girl blogs. I'd say B to B+ i suppose | ||
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Sporadic44
United States533 Posts
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Nuf
Denmark145 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + pedobear.jpg trollface.jpg + Show Spoiler + I kid of course. Bummer mate! | ||
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Zuxo
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docvoc
United States5491 Posts
SHE WAS 12 BAHAHAHAHAHAH, I agree with Mizu, like 3 years at MOST. You can be her protector or something but don't like hang with her past that bus. On a different note here are a myriad of pictures that I feel are needed + Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://t.qkme.me/35euep.jpg) ![[image loading]](http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/hipster-pedobear.jpg) ![[image loading]](http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/140/462/cake-pedobear.jpg?1309109569) | ||
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Kal_rA
United States2925 Posts
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Aerisky
United States12129 Posts
Wow it seems like she liked you back too but the age difference  Cool to see how you ended up though haha. At least the love did-->like-->friends. Still pretty cute kekeke awww | ||
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Jaaaaasper
United States10225 Posts
LOL, hi mini chibi Initial reaction^ ok i read it too fast, sucks about that, better luck next time. | ||
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FlaShFTW
United States10177 Posts
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FlaShFTW
United States10177 Posts
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TheFish7
United States2824 Posts
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Joltrend
Sweden19 Posts
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Shock710
Australia6097 Posts
On August 18 2012 16:01 TheFish7 wrote: Write her number down, give it to Doc Brown, then have him get in the DeLorean and go back in time to 1885 and send it to you in a telegram set to arrive 6 years from now. lol how does that help? she'll be 6.... On August 18 2012 16:04 Joltrend wrote: OMG 12 lowl but hey man you had the balls to do it eventually and thats something and thats an experience you can carry on the next girl. glhf in te future shock Yep hopefully many more girl blogs to come :D ...but hopefully the surprises wont be.....like this.... | ||
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SarR
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I worried myself to sleep, waking up the next morning at 6:45 catch the early bus. She didn't earn this. No self-respecting man would lose sleep over someone he hadn't fucked yet. You overvalue her affections. I press the buzzer and get off at the next stop and walk back, (didnt want to stay at that stop because it was raining and there was no cover there) So i walk back, "its okay its okay, u know qt use to catch the bus after this one, shes just probably on that one" i walk down again but half way there i see the bus coming OH FUCK FUCK FUCK and start to run back Again, over valuing her to the point of inconveniencing yourself. This shit is not attractive to a woman at all. Guys who yearn for affection this much usually end up with the prestigious and highly coveted job of holding her bag while he walks her to her boyfriend's home from school so he can make her scream his name before she goes home. look up and i'm at the stop where qt gets off and impulsively i get off, i check the bus times, okay only 15mins till the next bus arrives, but its freezing out here! I sit down...tired, wet, and disappointed Good God!!! You're freezing your ass off while checking bus schedules just for the pleasure of talking to her ? This is too needy. Can you picture the popular guys at any school who gets all the girls acting like this ?? I linger by her seat, maybe she'll look up and move it....nope...still reading the book, and i'm starting to look very awkward standing, I'll be honest, when I read this, I really cringed. My first thought was "Where is this kid's balls ?" Seriously, you want to talk to her or sit next to her, just do it and don't just do it, try to be fun and a little teasing too. Boldness goes a very long way with women. Trust me. I'm not trying to belittle you in any way. I'm simply try to tell you to man up so when you actually do decide to do this with someone old enough to drink, you have a much better chance at success. Half your blog is about you franctically hitting dead ends simply trying to talk to her, I almost believe it is satire(If it is then please ignore this post). No real man with any reasonable success with women acts like this. They wouldn't go to such lengths just to talk....maybe to get pussy but never just to meet someone. Anyone who pedastalizes women like that aren't attractive to them. No one wants what they can easily have except as bag holder or a shoulder to cry on when the asshole boyfriend she loves banging out her uterus treats her like trash. Aside from that, this blog is pretty funny. Brought a smile to my face | ||
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ktimekiller
United States690 Posts
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