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nanoscorp
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States1237 Posts
August 07 2012 11:00 GMT
#21
I actually had worse and more awkward things happening with other girls in other occasions


that might be the scariest line in the whole blog. good read though =D
VenomBRA
Profile Joined September 2010
Netherlands168 Posts
August 07 2012 12:18 GMT
#22
Great read.

But damn, I read the whole thing and only the saw Torte de Lini's post with the formatting.
"We got a lot of nothing to say"
Shana
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Indonesia1814 Posts
August 07 2012 12:22 GMT
#23
OP should be updated with torte's format
Cant believe I just read all of that only to find torte's first reply
Believing in what lies ahead. | That which we call a rose, by any other name would smell as sweet.
KalWarkov
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Germany4126 Posts
August 07 2012 12:29 GMT
#24
really nice blog, i love progamers that tell out storys like that wihout caring too much
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MarCoon
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Germany493 Posts
August 07 2012 12:31 GMT
#25
Oh man I had to laugh so much xD I didn't feel you were that awkward when me met though, but that could eb jsut drunk me not noticing ^^
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7mk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Germany10157 Posts
August 07 2012 12:33 GMT
#26
I really wanted to hit on that girl but not that way.

hahaha

as painful/awkward as they might be these stories are sure as hell 10x more entertaining than any "how i got friendzoned by the girl im so supermuch in love with"-blog #96162

i guess since youre a sensitive guy you need to think about how sensitive others might be towards the things you say
then again you surely know that
Hopefully youre gonna be luckier soon enough :p
beep boop
Finrod1
Profile Joined December 2010
Germany3997 Posts
August 07 2012 12:34 GMT
#27
thats really hilarious :D
russian
Profile Joined June 2011
21 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-08-07 12:57:05
August 07 2012 12:52 GMT
#28
I'm going to be the one breaking this ridiculous etiquette where every progamer gets a pat on the back for any action whatsoever, be it good or bad.

Will be skipping first part, as second is what determined me to painstakingly recover my mail and account and write this.

Some girls are so easy-going, feminine, confident, just being around and with them is a privilege, while others are the exact opposite, the issues culminating in bed where just getting them to unwind, let alone allow themselves to be sexual is a challenge.

Past experiences shape us one way or the other. Not saying such pattern is irreversible, but uncalled for, that is when referring to bad ones that could have been avoided or at least mitigated. Can't stress this enough for women, as for guys like me and the rest of 3 bil, recovery is, or should be, much easier i.e. grow balls


You however, had this normal girl who went out her way to please you and mustered up the courage to booty-call you, and not only do you blow it in the most insensible way possible, making her feel like a whore, but also scar her. I hope, for her sake, she had found a worthy guy to put her back on her tracks, as you were probably too chicken just to say sorry and move on.

The thing about ladies which most are way too blind to ever consider is they will do anything for you as long as they feel respected and you keep the sex life private. Anything.

But hey, you can always go for the stallion charade in front of two other morons. Epic and fun indeed. Thank God you're bad with girls and things don't escalate, you'd only hurt more of them in your current state.
7mk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Germany10157 Posts
August 07 2012 12:57 GMT
#29
@russian
i dont think anyone here was complimenting him for how well he handled the situations lol, no need to be so butthurt
beep boop
Kaitokid
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
Germany1327 Posts
August 07 2012 12:57 GMT
#30
the only reason i read this was because you are cloud and i dont regret it, nice blog
aTnClouD
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Italy2428 Posts
August 07 2012 13:01 GMT
#31
On August 07 2012 21:52 russian wrote:
I'm going to be the one breaking this ridiculous etiquette where every progamer gets a pat on the back for any action whatsoever, be it good or bad.

Will be skipping first part, as second is what determined me to painstakingly recover my mail and account and write this.

Some girls are so easy-going, feminine, confident, just being around and with them is a privilege, while others are the exact opposite, the issues culminating in bed where just getting them to unwind, let alone allow themselves to be sexual is a challenge.

Past experiences shape us one way or the other. Not saying such pattern is irreversible, but uncalled for, that is when referring to bad ones that could have been avoided or at least mitigated. Can't stress this enough for women, as for guys like me and the rest of 3 bil, recovery is, or should be, much easier i.e. grow balls


You however, had this normal girl who went out her way to please you and mustered up the courage to booty-call you, and not only do you blow it in the most insensible way possible, making her feel like a whore, but also scar her. I hope, for her sake, she had found a worthy guy to put her back on her tracks, as you were probably too chicken just to say sorry and move on.

The thing about ladies which most are way too blind to ever consider is they will do anything for you as long as they feel respected and you keep the sex life private. Anything.

But hey, you can always go for the stallion charade in front of two other morons. Epic and fun indeed. Thank God you're bad with girls and things don't escalate, you'd only hurt more of them in your current state.

Dude I was just being myself and just said things as they were going on in my mind. If anything I learned from that experience that some girls tend to think they are treated like whores if you are so open to them about sex, while I see nothing wrong about it. It's not that I wanted to act like an asshole and didn't care, it was more like things somehow ended up that way.
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boon2537
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States905 Posts
August 07 2012 13:15 GMT
#32
Now I feel bad that I laughed at your misfortune.
ClouD Hwaiting !!
marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
August 07 2012 13:15 GMT
#33
Is it appropriate to quote this here?

On July 20 2008 05:17 aTnClouD wrote:
Well actually when I was like 14 I remember masturbating over my sister when we were watching The Mummy. I was on the bed covered with my blanket and she was on a chair dressed like a bitch in the hot summer. Then when I came she noticed something was going on and she laughed and kissed me on the cheek. That was just totally weird [image loading]


I think it is.
memes are a dish best served dank
Eufouria
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom4425 Posts
August 07 2012 13:15 GMT
#34
Ahaha, the first story is so funny. Everyone would want to walk away and hide if they did that, but I can't believe you actually did that.

The second story is just the prequel to the Semmler "sack of shit" call.
slam
Profile Joined May 2010
United States923 Posts
August 07 2012 13:49 GMT
#35
Awesome.
Painful, but awesome.
I get it.
Artanis[Xp]
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
Netherlands12970 Posts
August 07 2012 14:28 GMT
#36
ClouD, I think you're hitting on the wrong gender given the quote you gave us last night in streaming.
mEtRoSG
Profile Joined January 2011
Germany192 Posts
August 07 2012 14:47 GMT
#37
Poll: Weekly ClouD Girl Blog

Yeeeeeees (155)
 
97%

no thanks, this is way too akiward (3)
 
2%

Ofc, gogogo (2)
 
1%

160 total votes

Your vote: Weekly ClouD Girl Blog

(Vote): Yeeeeeees
(Vote): Ofc, gogogo
(Vote): no thanks, this is way too akiward


AnachronisticAnarchy
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States2957 Posts
August 07 2012 15:02 GMT
#38
That was even worse than me! You sir, have got talent.
Of course, you just had to fit that balance whine in at the end right there.
(not that I don't believe zerg is better than terran at the moment. The races seem to have a form of rock/paper/scissors going on at the moment)
"How are you?" "I am fine, because it is not normal to scream in pain."
Daeny
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
18 Posts
August 07 2012 15:15 GMT
#39
Now we are all waiting for you changing your behaviour, preferably when you're talking to girls. -insert random picture here-
FXOpen
Profile Joined November 2010
Australia1844 Posts
August 07 2012 15:17 GMT
#40
i love you so much cloud
www.twitter.com/FXOpenESports
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