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Bedrock
Profile Joined October 2010
United States395 Posts
August 07 2012 15:18 GMT
#41
LOL thanks for sharing your story. A little bit of awkwardness, but I'm glad you can take that with a sense of humor.

I wish you better success in the future ;D
eSports or die tryin'
robih
Profile Joined September 2010
Austria1086 Posts
August 07 2012 15:21 GMT
#42
On August 07 2012 19:04 DarKFoRcE wrote:
Good read :D, you should post more stories, knowing you im sure there are plenty ;P


[image loading]

;D

keep it coming cloud! was a fun read
Yanami
Profile Joined July 2011
Germany49 Posts
August 07 2012 15:21 GMT
#43
I think the part where you hit the girl and said that you wanted to hit her but not in that way was very cute. XD
Rmdx
Profile Joined August 2010
Germany85 Posts
August 07 2012 15:24 GMT
#44
I peronally would be interested in some stories from Germany, i think u got me but im not saying more because i would risk a ban and im a nice person ^_^
johnnywup
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States3858 Posts
August 07 2012 15:25 GMT
#45
oh man those two stories are pretty brutal LOL
bogderpirat
Profile Joined April 2011
Jordan66 Posts
August 07 2012 15:26 GMT
#46
[image loading]

so much spaghetti.
if khaldor had boobs, i'd hit him
Drizzt3
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States189 Posts
August 07 2012 15:28 GMT
#47
You say it's your personality, but I get the impression it's more that your er... lack of game knowledge and empathy concerning dealing with women is so lacking that you come off as an asshole when you're really not
"Before my time is done I will look down at your corpse and smile."-Brad Pitt (Achilles)
fabulously
Profile Joined November 2010
Norway724 Posts
August 07 2012 15:32 GMT
#48
Oh my, best girl blog I have ever read. Really hope you will post more stories!
Welcome back ROOT-gaming - you were never forgotten <3
Firebolt145
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Lalalaland34503 Posts
August 07 2012 15:41 GMT
#49
More please, love it ahahaha
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cascades
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Singapore6122 Posts
August 07 2012 15:49 GMT
#50
On August 07 2012 21:52 russian wrote:
I'm going to be the one breaking this ridiculous etiquette where every progamer gets a pat on the back for any action whatsoever, be it good or bad.

Will be skipping first part, as second is what determined me to painstakingly recover my mail and account and write this.

Some girls are so easy-going, feminine, confident, just being around and with them is a privilege, while others are the exact opposite, the issues culminating in bed where just getting them to unwind, let alone allow themselves to be sexual is a challenge.

Past experiences shape us one way or the other. Not saying such pattern is irreversible, but uncalled for, that is when referring to bad ones that could have been avoided or at least mitigated. Can't stress this enough for women, as for guys like me and the rest of 3 bil, recovery is, or should be, much easier i.e. grow balls


You however, had this normal girl who went out her way to please you and mustered up the courage to booty-call you, and not only do you blow it in the most insensible way possible, making her feel like a whore, but also scar her. I hope, for her sake, she had found a worthy guy to put her back on her tracks, as you were probably too chicken just to say sorry and move on.

The thing about ladies which most are way too blind to ever consider is they will do anything for you as long as they feel respected and you keep the sex life private. Anything.

But hey, you can always go for the stallion charade in front of two other morons. Epic and fun indeed. Thank God you're bad with girls and things don't escalate, you'd only hurt more of them in your current state.


If it was some random dude telling us the story, I would also pat him on the back for sharing. Yes he tried to be an Italian Stallion and failed miserably. Yes what he said was spiteful and dumb. No the post did not condone nor encourage his actions.

I hope others have the courage to share their stories like Cloud did. As long as we learn, it is okay to laugh at such past experiences.
HS: cascades#1595 || LoL: stoppin
Denzil
Profile Joined August 2010
United Kingdom4193 Posts
August 07 2012 16:26 GMT
#51
Cloud you are a true hero I feel so bad laughing at these

You should find the first girl and apologise

To have the guy you like punch you in the face when you try to surprise hug him so much trauma she probably never hugged again
Anna: So Sen how will you prepare for your revenge v MC? Sen: With a smile.
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
August 07 2012 16:33 GMT
#52
On August 07 2012 21:29 KalWarkov wrote:
really nice blog, i love progamers that tell out storys like that wihout caring too much

I feel like HuK would have some of these.

OMG, we should have a CLouD and Major girl Vlog with random E-Sports guests and day9 can overdub it .
User was warned for too many mimes.
Heyoka
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Katowice25012 Posts
August 07 2012 16:55 GMT
#53
On August 07 2012 21:52 russian wrote:
I'm going to be the one breaking this ridiculous etiquette where every progamer gets a pat on the back for any action whatsoever, be it good or bad.

Will be skipping first part, as second is what determined me to painstakingly recover my mail and account and write this.

Some girls are so easy-going, feminine, confident, just being around and with them is a privilege, while others are the exact opposite, the issues culminating in bed where just getting them to unwind, let alone allow themselves to be sexual is a challenge.

Past experiences shape us one way or the other. Not saying such pattern is irreversible, but uncalled for, that is when referring to bad ones that could have been avoided or at least mitigated. Can't stress this enough for women, as for guys like me and the rest of 3 bil, recovery is, or should be, much easier i.e. grow balls


You however, had this normal girl who went out her way to please you and mustered up the courage to booty-call you, and not only do you blow it in the most insensible way possible, making her feel like a whore, but also scar her. I hope, for her sake, she had found a worthy guy to put her back on her tracks, as you were probably too chicken just to say sorry and move on.

The thing about ladies which most are way too blind to ever consider is they will do anything for you as long as they feel respected and you keep the sex life private. Anything.

But hey, you can always go for the stallion charade in front of two other morons. Epic and fun indeed. Thank God you're bad with girls and things don't escalate, you'd only hurt more of them in your current state.


No one disagrees with you, we're not patting him on the back for being "the man" we're all laughing at how his stupid decisions ruined a pleasant situation. He goes to great lengths in the story to describe how dumb he knew that was and how he messed up really terribly. He clearly knows that's not an appropriate way to handle it and says as much.

Stories were awesome. Share more!
@RealHeyoka | ESL / DreamHack StarCraft Lead
senfkatze
Profile Joined September 2010
Germany66 Posts
August 07 2012 16:56 GMT
#54
really funny stories, want moar!!!
Sandroid
Profile Joined October 2011
United Kingdom7 Posts
August 07 2012 17:51 GMT
#55
On August 08 2012 00:26 bogderpirat wrote:
[image loading]

so much spaghetti.


I don't really understand this meme (if you can call it that). The about section of knowyourmeme.com isn't very clear but from what I understand you're implying ClouD's story being copypasta or something?
Release
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States4397 Posts
August 07 2012 18:18 GMT
#56
You are one tactless guy.

Try to get laid this week and tell us how it goes.
☺
Artanis[Xp]
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
Netherlands12971 Posts
August 07 2012 22:25 GMT
#57
On August 08 2012 02:51 Sandroid wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 08 2012 00:26 bogderpirat wrote:
[image loading]

so much spaghetti.


I don't really understand this meme (if you can call it that). The about section of knowyourmeme.com isn't very clear but from what I understand you're implying ClouD's story being copypasta or something?

Spaghetti starts falling out of my pockets is a /v/ meme.
Sigh
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2433 Posts
August 07 2012 22:48 GMT
#58
Haha how brutally awkward. Share more of your stories!
Any chance we could see that recording of you talking to that chinese girl on the phone? LOL
NaDa/Flash/Thorzain Fan
aTnClouD
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Italy2428 Posts
August 07 2012 22:56 GMT
#59
On August 08 2012 07:48 Sigh wrote:
Haha how brutally awkward. Share more of your stories!
Any chance we could see that recording of you talking to that chinese girl on the phone? LOL

NO [image loading]
http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g64/hunter692007/kruemelmonsteryn0.gif
obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
August 08 2012 00:46 GMT
#60
God this is hard to read. Opening in word.
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
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