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ZeromuS
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada13392 Posts
July 31 2012 05:47 GMT
#21
On July 31 2012 14:34 docvoc wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 31 2012 11:00 Livelovedie wrote:
If she is on birth control she won't get pregnant if she is taking it correctly and without other meds no matter how "extremely fertile" she is.

Thats actually a misconception (pardon the pun) you can still get pregnant because sometimes the pill fails to keep the egg out of the filopian tube, but that hopefully will never be the case.

Also you can break a rubber if it does not fit well and you pump too fast, it will break the rubber by having the end come off too far and basically snap in the seam in the middle. Thats what happened to me T.T


Then get the right sized condoms :/after 6 years with my gf ive never had one break ever.
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Antimatterz
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States1010 Posts
July 31 2012 05:51 GMT
#22
Lol these girl blogs are always so entertaining, at the end I was like "Oh shit you are so fucked man, GG" but then it never happened.
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Chaves
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Brazil315 Posts
July 31 2012 12:46 GMT
#23
lol you live in america, you have the possibility (sh1t, is that right?) of abort (not sure about that word either) ...

Here in brazil abort its illegal, or if you ar or get some1 pragmant ... you ar screw no choice!
Dirkzor
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Denmark1944 Posts
July 31 2012 14:21 GMT
#24
On July 31 2012 09:37 docvoc wrote:
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On July 31 2012 08:51 Durp wrote:
Other than the oddly placed spoliered memes, I enjoyed this girl blog.

And awesomely for you the tl;dr is: got laid in high school, didn't knock up ovulating girlfriend.

GG sir, GG.

Most of blogs I read tend to crash on slow internet connections like school ones so I did that with the spaces to try to make it as easy as possible on the eyes and the bandwith, that and I haven't figured out how to put small text under a picture -_-;;;. Yeah the unfortunate part of ovulation is that apparently girls only know after it happens, thats definitely GG lol.


I laughed... =) Been in the scared zone myself. Not really that funny. I actually threw out a pregnancy test just a few weeks ago that was forgotten in my closest...

About making small text under pictures try this:

[center][I]Normal size text, Italic, Centered[/i][/center]
[center][small]Small size text, Centered][/small][/center]


Normal size text, Italic, Centered

Small size text, Centered


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Profile Blog Joined March 2012
United States447 Posts
July 31 2012 14:50 GMT
#25
I envy you. Sex has never been close to enigmatic for me.

Maybe it's the years and years of ritualistic sexual, physical and psychological abuse talking, but it's always seemed like a primitive act. I'd much rather beat off to cartoons or the Matrix Trilogy.

Well written, it captured me honestly.
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OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
July 31 2012 15:02 GMT
#26
Interesting read...
I'll take it, yeah, it's not like the glorious old days of 5-6 new girl blogs / day.
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UmbraaeternuS
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Chile476 Posts
July 31 2012 17:59 GMT
#27
On July 31 2012 14:47 ZeromuS wrote:
Then get the right sized condoms :/after 6 years with my gf ive never had one break ever.


THIS.

Most ruptures are caused by not having the proper sized condoms in the first place, not a thing about the technique of putting the condom on or how rough you/she are/is.
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