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Shock710
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia6097 Posts
Last Edited: 2018-03-26 00:26:47
July 20 2012 05:41 GMT
#1


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dAPhREAk gives Shock a * | [23:55] <Shock710> that was out of context -_- [16:26] <@motbob> Good question, Shock!
Ghin
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States2391 Posts
July 20 2012 05:51 GMT
#2
do you want to bang her?

if yes, have her come visit you and bang her for a week. you can ignore all of that boyfriend/girlfriend stuff until youre out of college because its all meaningless nonsense.

if no, stop talking to her
Legalize drugs and murder.
Shock710
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia6097 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-20 05:57:21
July 20 2012 05:55 GMT
#3
On July 20 2012 14:51 Ghin wrote:
do you want to bang her?

if yes, have her come visit you and bang her for a week. you can ignore all of that boyfriend/girlfriend stuff until youre out of college because its all meaningless nonsense.

if no, stop talking to her

I'm in Australia shes in Cananda i doubt she'll fly here
edit: dude ur profile is fucken hilarious lol so damn good!
dAPhREAk gives Shock a * | [23:55] <Shock710> that was out of context -_- [16:26] <@motbob> Good question, Shock!
Ghin
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States2391 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-20 06:01:22
July 20 2012 05:57 GMT
#4
you need to be a man of action, not a man of reason. you doubting things is why you consider this a problem and not an opportunity.

have you ever watched star trek? do you think captain kirk would write a blog if he liked some green chick? no he would do a roll across the floor and elbow her boyfriend and then beam her to the captains quarters and bang her.
Legalize drugs and murder.
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-20 06:29:41
July 20 2012 06:27 GMT
#5
return her flirtatious comments. just play along and have fun. nothing wrong with that. and if you do, it helps you be more outgoing with other people as well. and if you keep flirting with her, you'll probably be able to get her in bed with you if you two are ever in the same town.
LeafMeAlone
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States301 Posts
July 20 2012 08:49 GMT
#6
Tell her mom!
~_~
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
July 20 2012 08:55 GMT
#7
Holy shit would read again. So random that she's real but........omg she's real O_____O;;;;

And also a stalker. GG.

That's hilarious though. So awkward....you're in Australia and she's in Canada, dafuq. Next thing you know she's getting on a flight or something and :X
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
Arcanefrost
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Belgium1257 Posts
July 20 2012 08:58 GMT
#8
So the girl you met over an online game of pictionary is batshit crazy. I still can't believe it.
Valor is a poor substitute for numbers.
Geiko
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
France1959 Posts
July 20 2012 09:01 GMT
#9
What exactly do you mean by "stalking my fb posts" ? Does she "like" all of them or something ?

Btw, Arcane, why do I see you in every single girl blog I decide to read ? :D
geiko.813 (EU)
Shock710
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia6097 Posts
July 20 2012 09:18 GMT
#10
On July 20 2012 18:01 Geiko wrote:
What exactly do you mean by "stalking my fb posts" ? Does she "like" all of them or something ?

Btw, Arcane, why do I see you in every single girl blog I decide to read ? :D

She posts and liked all of them, and even ones where i'm tagged in a group photos 0_o tho apart from the stalkerish stuff shes really nice just today she introduced me this anime called mirai nikki (Future diary) and the anime is FREAKEN awesome!
dAPhREAk gives Shock a * | [23:55] <Shock710> that was out of context -_- [16:26] <@motbob> Good question, Shock!
felisconcolori
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United States6168 Posts
July 20 2012 09:23 GMT
#11
Okay, so...

Yeah. Crazy girl is crazy. It's great you all met in an interesting way, and sometimes the other person typing is actually a girl, but this screams "histrionic psycho burn" for your future. I would be cautious, but then you said she's 17 so she might just be very young and not completely straight jacket / restraining order material. Just keep talking to her, stop worrying until she starts asking for Quantas flight info or accidentally talks about finding your house on google earth. You've got a significant distance between the two of you, so there's some buffer there.

Oh, regardless of the small age difference, don't get crazy in your chats / webcam talks. Just in case. A little bit of caution prevents you from being extradited. (Probably wouldn't happen anyways, but never doubt the depth of crazy. And this girl sounds a little crazy, in the histrionic variety, or maybe some codependence issues. Or maybe she just really wants to move down under, and has heard immigration issues are a problem.)

TL;dr - don't stick your dick in crazy.
Yes, I email sponsors... to thank them. Don't post drunk, kids. My king, what has become of you?
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
July 20 2012 09:41 GMT
#12
On July 20 2012 18:18 Shock710 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 20 2012 18:01 Geiko wrote:
What exactly do you mean by "stalking my fb posts" ? Does she "like" all of them or something ?

Btw, Arcane, why do I see you in every single girl blog I decide to read ? :D

She posts and liked all of them, and even ones where i'm tagged in a group photos 0_o tho apart from the stalkerish stuff shes really nice just today she introduced me this anime called mirai nikki (Future diary) and the anime is FREAKEN awesome!

Um....ok how far are you. Because the irony of that is just overwhelming.
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
Shock710
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia6097 Posts
July 20 2012 09:45 GMT
#13
On July 20 2012 18:41 Aerisky wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 20 2012 18:18 Shock710 wrote:
On July 20 2012 18:01 Geiko wrote:
What exactly do you mean by "stalking my fb posts" ? Does she "like" all of them or something ?

Btw, Arcane, why do I see you in every single girl blog I decide to read ? :D

She posts and liked all of them, and even ones where i'm tagged in a group photos 0_o tho apart from the stalkerish stuff shes really nice just today she introduced me this anime called mirai nikki (Future diary) and the anime is FREAKEN awesome!

Um....ok how far are you. Because the irony of that is just overwhelming.

how far in the anime? only second ep
dAPhREAk gives Shock a * | [23:55] <Shock710> that was out of context -_- [16:26] <@motbob> Good question, Shock!
YoucriedWolf
Profile Joined July 2010
Sweden1456 Posts
July 20 2012 09:55 GMT
#14
You definitely want to stick your dick in crazy, thats the best place to put stuff.
But you definitely also don't want other people to know about it, this is your problem. There are to many unexpected outcomes when it comes to dealing with crazy so you need to eliminate most of these unknown factors.
Everything thats socially interactive between the two of you and other people needs to go away. Find a way to get rid of her facebook, or I guess there's even a way to put her in her own category where she doesn't have permisson to see any of your updates? (I don't use facebook too much).

Presto! You got a somewhat interesting relationship with a girl with big boobs (you seem to like this) that you can exchange meaningful ideas with who will produce many hilarious stories who also seems DTW should you choose to shepheard your relationship this way. And the best part is that unless you fuck up, theres no way for this to all blow up in your face.
Arcanefrost
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Belgium1257 Posts
July 20 2012 10:12 GMT
#15
On July 20 2012 18:01 Geiko wrote:
What exactly do you mean by "stalking my fb posts" ? Does she "like" all of them or something ?

Btw, Arcane, why do I see you in every single girl blog I decide to read ? :D


Girl blogs are the best blogs
Valor is a poor substitute for numbers.
r.Evo
Profile Joined August 2006
Germany14080 Posts
July 20 2012 10:20 GMT
#16
On July 20 2012 14:55 Shock710 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 20 2012 14:51 Ghin wrote:
do you want to bang her?

if yes, have her come visit you and bang her for a week. you can ignore all of that boyfriend/girlfriend stuff until youre out of college because its all meaningless nonsense.

if no, stop talking to her

I'm in Australia shes in Cananda i doubt she'll fly here
edit: dude ur profile is fucken hilarious lol so damn good!


Let's rephrase the question: Do you want phone- webcam sex with her?

Also you're so damn pushy in your conversations. Like, you have a tendency to blow small things out of proportion and go all the way through with it. =S
"We don't make mistakes here, we call it happy little accidents." ~Bob Ross
Steveling
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Greece10806 Posts
July 20 2012 10:46 GMT
#17
You got you own version of stalker girl, like Matt LeBlanc in Episodes, rejoice!
My dick has shrunk to the point where it looks like I have 3 balls.
Wortie
Profile Joined September 2011
Netherlands212 Posts
July 20 2012 14:22 GMT
#18
SO, you have met this girl with massive boobs on the other side of the world. She's really horny and crazy all the time and she has webcam acces. I suggest you better learn how to use fraps. :D:D:D
TheGiz
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada708 Posts
July 20 2012 14:50 GMT
#19
lol, What city is she in? I'll take her off your hands.
Life is not about making due with what you have; it's about finding out just how much you can achieve. Never settle for anything less than the best. - - - Read my blog!
Salv
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada3083 Posts
July 20 2012 15:32 GMT
#20
Hahaha this is great.

What's the problem? Some girl who lives miles upon miles away is stalking your FB. If you don't like it, remove her lmao - what's she going to do about it? I get the vibe you kind of like it though lol. I'm sure she's harmless.
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