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[Girl] The Pedastal

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Th1rdEye
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States1074 Posts
July 11 2012 19:35 GMT
#1
Hello TL users.

On our wonderful site here, Teamliquid.net, I have read my fair share of girl blogs. Sometimes it's a high school relationship problem, sometime's its long distance relationships, and sometimes it involves marriage. Sometimes the blogs end well, sometimes they end with heartbreak.

One thing I noticed is that many of the problems I see involve putting the girl up on a pedestal.
Do not confuse this with being courteous and polite to a woman, which is simply how you should treat any human being. However, this does not mean you should make her your queen and ignore any flaws she has--while they may not seem as much as flaws you will atleast recognize them.

This can be hard advice to hear when one first meets someone new. We think they're great. We think they're something special and we don't want to fuck things up...

Well gentlemen...although she may look like your princess....



Women...


TL;DR- sorry that this isn't sappy..

and no, i don't need your girl advice!

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from the days of: TheMarine [NC]...YellOw [H.O.T.]-Forever99 OgOgO [_MuMyung_] ChRh PlayGrrrr.... SlayerS_`BoxeR` [Oops]Reach [ReD]NaDa [DF]zergboy..!! Pusan[S.G] Nal_rA GARIMTO SSamJJang ChoJJa JinSu Silent_Control iloveoov H_PauL_WII JulyZerg [DaK]JoYo
Blazinghand *
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States25561 Posts
July 11 2012 19:54 GMT
#2
If you ask me, I like to follow MC's advice when it comes to women. His philosophy has always guided me through thick and thin.
When you stare into the iCCup, the iCCup stares back.
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reikai
Profile Joined January 2011
United States359 Posts
July 11 2012 20:00 GMT
#3
What's MC's advice?
Et Ducit Mundum Per Luce. :T:
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
July 11 2012 20:09 GMT
#4
Came in looking for some juicy girl-related drama... but the video will do!
[TLMS] REBOOT
Arcanefrost
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Belgium1257 Posts
July 11 2012 20:15 GMT
#5
On July 12 2012 04:54 Blazinghand wrote:
If you ask me, I like to follow MC's advice when it comes to women. His philosophy has always guided me through thick and thin.


Do share
Valor is a poor substitute for numbers.
JerKy
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Korea (South)3013 Posts
July 11 2012 20:18 GMT
#6
the best ones are with people standing on tables and riding bikes
so much disaster
You can type "StarCraft" with just your left hand.
Matoo-
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Canada1397 Posts
July 11 2012 20:33 GMT
#7
1/5, disliked getting lured in by the [Girl] tag only to find no girl drama at all, and a video of 7-year-olds falling from bikes doesn't have much to do with putting girls off pedestals
Apom
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
France656 Posts
July 11 2012 20:54 GMT
#8
On July 12 2012 05:33 Matoo- wrote:
1/5, disliked getting lured in by the [Girl] tag only to find no girl drama at all, and a video of 7-year-olds falling from bikes doesn't have much to do with putting girls off pedestals

Agreed. Misogynistic and not funny.
FlaShFTW
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States10509 Posts
July 11 2012 21:14 GMT
#9
On July 12 2012 04:54 Blazinghand wrote:
If you ask me, I like to follow MC's advice when it comes to women. His philosophy has always guided me through thick and thin.

i want to know :DDD
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Kyrillion
Profile Joined August 2011
Russian Federation748 Posts
July 11 2012 21:44 GMT
#10
By the way, it's pedestal.

And I do agree girls are overrated, however I don't see what that has to do with that youtube video.
If you seek well, you shall find.
Koshi
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Belgium38799 Posts
July 11 2012 21:57 GMT
#11
There are pretty good ones in the video. But your rambling/introduction feels forced. Youtube videos alone aren't allowed on TL and you make that obvious.
I had a good night of sleep.
Th1rdEye
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States1074 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-12 01:06:51
July 12 2012 00:53 GMT
#12
Lol... u mad?

User was temp banned for this post.
from the days of: TheMarine [NC]...YellOw [H.O.T.]-Forever99 OgOgO [_MuMyung_] ChRh PlayGrrrr.... SlayerS_`BoxeR` [Oops]Reach [ReD]NaDa [DF]zergboy..!! Pusan[S.G] Nal_rA GARIMTO SSamJJang ChoJJa JinSu Silent_Control iloveoov H_PauL_WII JulyZerg [DaK]JoYo
Mstring
Profile Joined September 2011
Australia510 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-13 10:29:02
July 12 2012 01:09 GMT
#13
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sc2superfan101
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
3583 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-12 02:17:15
July 12 2012 02:15 GMT
#14
no no no. you got it all wrong.

shit goes like this:

meet the girl. get to know her. treat her right (ya'll know what this means?)

treat her to a nice steak dinner. get a nice bottle of booze. let the magic happen, and then end that shit right there. cut if off. keep the girl wanting your shit. if she's worth it, than she'll wait and she'll fucking be dying to get that shit going because no one has ever said "hold off" to her. every guy she's ever known has either been too scared to do shit or too fucking eager to score that real shit.

increase your stock. make her put YOU on the pedestal. be a fucking man and do your manly job. anyone can bang some loose ho, anyone can get a "good girl" to fool around a bit. the trick is to reel in the big fish, not waste your time with minnows. and no, this has nothing to do with cheesy pickup strats. just be a fucking baws and let nature do what nature does.

boom. once you are on the pedestal, you bring her up to the pedestal or if she's a baws lady she'll already be there waiting for your nasty ass (everyone is nasty at first). you let her know what the fuck is up, what the fuck you're worth, what the fuck she's worth (which probably is more than our sorry ass, but that's why we shaped the fuck up) and what the fuck you expect. if she jumps off the pedestal, you either do your manly duty and bring her ass back up, or you drop her cause she ain't worth it no more.

everyone is dumb. bitch being dumb ain't no different than an asshole being dumb. the trick is to be so fucking cool that your mutual dumbness is endearing rather than annoying. fuck self-esteem, that shit is for psychology majors. it's self-worth. self-respect. dignity and responsibility. it's the fucking balls.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
Zoraque
Profile Joined February 2011
Canada120 Posts
July 13 2012 06:26 GMT
#15
im mad thirdeye >:
MarineKingPrime, Reality, ST_RainBOw, Grubby, Hyun, Supernova!!
ScruffyJanitor
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Australia108 Posts
July 13 2012 06:54 GMT
#16
On July 12 2012 11:15 sc2superfan101 wrote:
no no no. you got it all wrong.

shit goes like this:

meet the girl. get to know her. treat her right (ya'll know what this means?)

treat her to a nice steak dinner. get a nice bottle of booze. let the magic happen, and then end that shit right there. cut if off. keep the girl wanting your shit. if she's worth it, than she'll wait and she'll fucking be dying to get that shit going because no one has ever said "hold off" to her. every guy she's ever known has either been too scared to do shit or too fucking eager to score that real shit.

increase your stock. make her put YOU on the pedestal. be a fucking man and do your manly job. anyone can bang some loose ho, anyone can get a "good girl" to fool around a bit. the trick is to reel in the big fish, not waste your time with minnows. and no, this has nothing to do with cheesy pickup strats. just be a fucking baws and let nature do what nature does.

boom. once you are on the pedestal, you bring her up to the pedestal or if she's a baws lady she'll already be there waiting for your nasty ass (everyone is nasty at first). you let her know what the fuck is up, what the fuck you're worth, what the fuck she's worth (which probably is more than our sorry ass, but that's why we shaped the fuck up) and what the fuck you expect. if she jumps off the pedestal, you either do your manly duty and bring her ass back up, or you drop her cause she ain't worth it no more.

everyone is dumb. bitch being dumb ain't no different than an asshole being dumb. the trick is to be so fucking cool that your mutual dumbness is endearing rather than annoying. fuck self-esteem, that shit is for psychology majors. it's self-worth. self-respect. dignity and responsibility. it's the fucking balls.



Who else read this in like a black man rapper voice.
don_kyuhote
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
3007 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-13 08:41:34
July 13 2012 08:37 GMT
#17
It's funny that I came across that youtube video literally few days ago and few days later, someone makes a TL blog with it.
Doesn't happen with every youtube video I watch.
For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?
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