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KING CHARLIE :D
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
United States447 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-08-09 23:58:02
June 19 2012 19:25 GMT
#1


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NO TEAM WILL EVER BE AS GOOD AS TEAM LIQUID!
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26782 Posts
June 19 2012 20:52 GMT
#2
I've missed these blogs.
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
Jaaaaasper
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States10225 Posts
June 19 2012 21:08 GMT
#3
These are great, I hope you get featured blogger soon!
Hey do you want to hear a joke? Chinese production value. | I thought he had a aegis- Ayesee | When did 7ing mad last have a good game, 2012?
Teoita
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Italy12246 Posts
June 19 2012 21:10 GMT
#4
It's a miracle you maintaned some semblance of mental sanity. Congratulations, most impressive.
ModeratorProtoss all-ins are like a wok. You can throw whatever you want in there and it will turn out alright.
Carson
Profile Joined September 2010
Canada820 Posts
June 19 2012 21:17 GMT
#5
HaHa,

I like your description of the cage. Great blog.
"You have to remember something: Everybody pities the weak; jealousy you have to earn." Arnold Schwarzenegger
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
June 19 2012 22:07 GMT
#6
I think these get funnier everytime, though this one was just slightly not as good as the last because it lacked the true hook that was, "because only white people win at slots." I lolled, so much. Please keep making these, they are absolutely amazing to read and have some magical, as fuck, similes (simileception).
User was warned for too many mimes.
KING CHARLIE :D
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
United States447 Posts
June 20 2012 01:17 GMT
#7
On June 20 2012 06:10 Teoita wrote:
It's a miracle you maintaned some semblance of mental sanity. Congratulations, most impressive.


Whoa whoa, lets not kid ourselves. Thank you for commenting man. Every comment helps.
NO TEAM WILL EVER BE AS GOOD AS TEAM LIQUID!
KING CHARLIE :D
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
United States447 Posts
June 20 2012 02:23 GMT
#8
On June 20 2012 05:52 flamewheel wrote:
I've missed these blogs.


Welcome back my friend. You have a lot to read.
NO TEAM WILL EVER BE AS GOOD AS TEAM LIQUID!
endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
June 20 2012 03:08 GMT
#9
Do you know what happened to the lynx ?

I'm pretty sure you've watched the movie Idiocracy, but if you haven't, go watch it. Now.

5/5 as usual.
ॐ
KING CHARLIE :D
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
United States447 Posts
June 20 2012 03:20 GMT
#10
On June 20 2012 12:08 endy wrote:
Do you know what happened to the lynx ?

I'm pretty sure you've watched the movie Idiocracy, but if you haven't, go watch it. Now.

5/5 as usual.


I never heard anything about it being found or captured from anyone...though I also wasn't asking around too much.

Yes, I've seen Idiocracy and I really enjoyed it. It really made me start to think about the fact that we protect weak and stupid people in this society. What long term effects will this have on us as a species?

I don't mean to intrude, but I am genuinely curious about your living situation. Do you live in Korea? Whats the story behind that?
NO TEAM WILL EVER BE AS GOOD AS TEAM LIQUID!
eSgTheBear
Profile Joined November 2011
United States47 Posts
June 20 2012 03:29 GMT
#11
The most annoying co-worker I've ever had was this girl at a warehouse job I quit last year. Another guy and I were in charge of refilling three assembly lines in the beef section of the warehouse. We spent 12 hours every night running around like chickens with our heads cut off trying to keep all the containers full. The food we would carry ranged from 35-50 pounds. It wasn't the most glamourous, but I liked it. The most annoying thing about it, however, was this EXTREMELY annoying chick. She would always scream out the different foods that were running low. ROMAINE! CHICKEN! CHEESE! ;dfljkasdfjl;sdf barking and barking all night long. The guy and I worked out a pattern during break that would keep all the lines full so that the people in the lines wouldn't have to scream out at the top of their lungs the different foods that were running low. Of course she would scream anyways...I hate loud chicks.
Poopendale
endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
June 20 2012 04:44 GMT
#12
On June 20 2012 12:20 KING CHARLIE :D wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 20 2012 12:08 endy wrote:
Do you know what happened to the lynx ?

I'm pretty sure you've watched the movie Idiocracy, but if you haven't, go watch it. Now.

5/5 as usual.


I never heard anything about it being found or captured from anyone...though I also wasn't asking around too much.

Yes, I've seen Idiocracy and I really enjoyed it. It really made me start to think about the fact that we protect weak and stupid people in this society. What long term effects will this have on us as a species?

I don't mean to intrude, but I am genuinely curious about your living situation. Do you live in Korea? Whats the story behind that?


I knew you would love this movie !

I don't live in Korea, I live in China. What do you mean by "Whats the story behind that?"
ॐ
Teoita
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Italy12246 Posts
June 20 2012 07:15 GMT
#13
On June 20 2012 10:17 KING CHARLIE :D wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 20 2012 06:10 Teoita wrote:
It's a miracle you maintaned some semblance of mental sanity. Congratulations, most impressive.


Whoa whoa, lets not kid ourselves. Thank you for commenting man. Every comment helps.


You've still done better than me. In your place, i would have done this a long time ago:

ModeratorProtoss all-ins are like a wok. You can throw whatever you want in there and it will turn out alright.
NoodleFish
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
South Africa198 Posts
June 20 2012 07:45 GMT
#14
Always enjoyable. Keep em coming
"He accidentally attacked his own nexus with a probe. Then half way through the game, poof! No more nexus. That's gotta suck!"
FractalsOnFire
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Australia1756 Posts
June 20 2012 08:10 GMT
#15
Oh god that mein bird pic got me
KING CHARLIE :D
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
United States447 Posts
June 20 2012 12:28 GMT
#16
On June 20 2012 13:44 endy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 20 2012 12:20 KING CHARLIE :D wrote:
On June 20 2012 12:08 endy wrote:
Do you know what happened to the lynx ?

I'm pretty sure you've watched the movie Idiocracy, but if you haven't, go watch it. Now.

5/5 as usual.


I never heard anything about it being found or captured from anyone...though I also wasn't asking around too much.

Yes, I've seen Idiocracy and I really enjoyed it. It really made me start to think about the fact that we protect weak and stupid people in this society. What long term effects will this have on us as a species?

I don't mean to intrude, but I am genuinely curious about your living situation. Do you live in Korea? Whats the story behind that?


I knew you would love this movie !

I don't live in Korea, I live in China. What do you mean by "Whats the story behind that?"


Well, you speak English really well so I assumed you were over there covering starcraft or something...

But, I am wrong, as usual. And you know what they say about assuming. When you ASSUME you make an ASS out of U and ME.

Who came up with that saying....probably some gym teacher.


NO TEAM WILL EVER BE AS GOOD AS TEAM LIQUID!
endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
June 20 2012 14:13 GMT
#17
On June 20 2012 21:28 KING CHARLIE :D wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 20 2012 13:44 endy wrote:
On June 20 2012 12:20 KING CHARLIE :D wrote:
On June 20 2012 12:08 endy wrote:
Do you know what happened to the lynx ?

I'm pretty sure you've watched the movie Idiocracy, but if you haven't, go watch it. Now.

5/5 as usual.


I never heard anything about it being found or captured from anyone...though I also wasn't asking around too much.

Yes, I've seen Idiocracy and I really enjoyed it. It really made me start to think about the fact that we protect weak and stupid people in this society. What long term effects will this have on us as a species?

I don't mean to intrude, but I am genuinely curious about your living situation. Do you live in Korea? Whats the story behind that?


I knew you would love this movie !

I don't live in Korea, I live in China. What do you mean by "Whats the story behind that?"


Well, you speak English really well so I assumed you were over there covering starcraft or something...

But, I am wrong, as usual. And you know what they say about assuming. When you ASSUME you make an ASS out of U and ME.

Who came up with that saying....probably some gym teacher.


Haha thanks I guess ! I'm actually French and have been living in China for a few years already.

I think that what could have made you think I was in Korea covering Starcraft is my relatively recent blog in which I talk about my trip to Korea to watch the Proleague finals and my desperate quest to take a picture with Bisu.
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Sphen5117
Profile Joined September 2011
United States413 Posts
June 20 2012 14:59 GMT
#18
I think one of the reasons I'm drawn to your blog besides you doing a good job with it, is that it's a glimpse into the same subcultures I lived around as a child. The "stretch pants and retirement home tablecloth shirts" line made me shudder out of a sobering flashback to seeing that exact thing. I didn't have the same hardships you had, so my experiences with these groups was much more light-hearted, but your points and frustrations about the idea of stupidity and its followers strike such a loud chord with me. The sort of people who exaggerate their hickish accents because they honestly think it marks them as a "good ol' boy" rather than a "mental infant", and who actually think their own strength of character and worth in a community is increased if their children do well in 3rd grade t-ball leagues because they tell them to do shit like tackle the catcher and slide cleats-first into basemen. The sort of people who say "school just wasn't for me" and drop out to provide booze to middle school kids.
pigmanbear
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
Angola2010 Posts
June 20 2012 15:14 GMT
#19
On June 20 2012 04:25 KING CHARLIE :D wrote:
The pet store was unique in that the owner's pets would freely roam throughout the store, so as to make the filth that buys animals there feel at home.

Maybe you don't like having pets yourself, but that's pretty offensive.
x-Catalyst
Profile Joined August 2010
United States921 Posts
June 20 2012 16:08 GMT
#20
'This is a hallmark of a stupid person."
Ho boy! The stupid people rants are my most favorite parts of your blogs, they're just too good :D
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