When I woke up last Thursday I felt that I am awesome. So I started up my PC and made myself ready to play some SC2 to own some noobies. For me, this game is a piece of cake and I eat it in one bite.
First, I crushed some idiots on my friends list, who thought they are better than me. Well, they are not. They always message me when I get online asking me to share my godly strategies with 'em. Pfff. I just crush 'em. So, against my uber timing they all lost and rage quitted like some serious gaylords. One of them, his real name was "GayMacAnusNoob", tried to sixpool me. I laughed out loud and told him to "l2p" when I blocked my ramp with a zealot while his mother gave me a full body massage. Then I built DTs.
GayMacAnusNoobSucker has left the game!
That's always how I roll. People think they are good and stuff until they play against me. But y'all are freaggin' noobs. Well, then I thought "let's go play some ladder, those "friends" are no match for me". So the beep thingy went off and the game started to load. Looked like an easy one, who calls himself "StoRm" for fucks sake, pretty sure he's a twelve year old...
Wow, that one backfired on me :-P Alright, it is highly possible that I am just not funny enough and that's why you react like this, but for the small possibility that you simply didn't get my (probably failed) sarcasm: What you just read is of course fake and it's all about my new song I made, where I played exactly that type of persona everyone of us met on the ladder before. And the one that would have probably made a thread like this about it I am not like this
This "blog" post may contain some serious sarcasm. If you felt offended it's your own fault. If you are a grammar nazi, go away. Also listen to my other songs if you haven't heard them already, they are different
On May 24 2012 22:55 Heh_ wrote: Failed self-advertisement with a fake story. No one's gonna believe you when the player name has 14 characters. FYI, maximum is 12.
Learn to play. 1/5.
Read the spoiler tag in the OP. ^^ I get a lot of 1/5s, I will assume that is because people don't read that or listen to the song or my other songs OR, it's just not funny ^^
Anyway, I'm not like that, it actually just fits to the character I play in the new song
EDIT: and everything I wrote up there was "fake"
On May 24 2012 22:54 Hulavuta wrote: I thought the song was nice at least...
you look like CatZ in those sunglasses lulz
Thank you, I hope you get that nothing of this is serious
There's nothing funny in your post. You're just a attention seeker posting these stuff to promote your e-peen. This shit doesn't belong on TL, run back to your reddit caves.
On May 24 2012 23:14 Heh_ wrote: There's nothing funny in your post. You're just a attention seeker posting these stuff to promote your e-peen. This shit doesn't belong on TL, run back to your reddit caves.
Wow, you're kinda aggressive So I'm not allowed to post my SC2 songs here on TL anymore? Why is that?
If I offended you, I am sorry, that really wasn't my intention. I tried to stay in character for my song and I guessed that some people will find this confusing and I apologize. I thought it was kinda funny if I post this in character and not in the usual manner.
Believe me, I really don't want to increase the size of my so called "e-peen", it's just that I put a lot of work in my songs and I want people to hear them, because why else should I do that stuff? Maybe trying to be funny while doing that isn't the right thing though
Anyway, if you don't like my songs at all, you don't have to respond here Maybe you will get over it though and give it a chance
Blake I thought your song was really good and found nothing wrong with your post. I am disgusted by the way everyone else has responded to this thread.
It seems to me the biggest complaint in this thread is very irrational: Self-advertisement. Does no one understand that all advertisement is self advertisement? When you see adverts on the television do you honestly believe someone else is advertising that product for them?
I thought it was an interesting attempt, but a lot of the rhymes feel forced and the lyrics just don't flow together as a "whole story" to me =/ am I being too picky? lol
On May 25 2012 00:20 Furbie wrote: Blake I thought your song was really good and found nothing wrong with your post. I am disgusted by the way everyone else has responded to this thread.
It seems to me the biggest complaint in this thread is very irrational: Self-advertisement. Does no one understand that all advertisement is self advertisement? When you see adverts on the television do you honestly believe someone else is advertising that product for them?
Thank you, I really appreciate it I didn't think that people will complain about me spreading my songs rather than raging at me because they don't get that it's a sarcastic joke and think I am a freaggin' asshole, haha
On May 25 2012 00:26 OpticalShot wrote: I thought it was an interesting attempt, but a lot of the rhymes feel forced and the lyrics just don't flow together as a "whole story" to me =/ am I being too picky? lol
Nono, you're not. That's a good feedback, it was also pretty hard for me to rap about just one game and make it kind of a funny story, I just wanted to do something else in contrast to my other songs which are more storytelling/inspirational rather than following one game in one song
EPT
I am not like this 
So I'm not allowed to post my SC2 songs here on TL anymore? 
