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Song Parody Idea - Sorry For Playing Protoss

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Clbull
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United Kingdom1439 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-19 03:53:14
May 19 2012 01:30 GMT
#1
NOTE: This is just a parody idea of LMFAO - Sorry for Party Rocking I have, I don't think I have the time or even the resources at this very moment to produce it.

The song I am parodying:



(pre song part, Nerd Alert's 'Nerdy and I Know It' is playing. IdrA has just lost the first game of a best of 5 series against a Protoss opponent.)

(IdrA steps out of his player booth and confronts his opponent)

IdrA: "LISTEN UP YOU NOOB. I HAVE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOUR OP RACE, YOUR OP FORCEFIELDS AND YOUR OP UNITS, NOW WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?"

CrunCher: (pauses momentarily) "SORRY FOR PLAYING PROTOSS!!!!" (it doesn't necessarily have to be him, can be any toss)

(music starts and the video cuts to IdrA getting owned by immortal storm archon and ragequitting a game.)

I'm runnin' round in shark mode
Lookin' for some roaches to own
While macroing up colossus
from 3 gate robo at home

Poppin' forcefields at the choke point
It makes me feel fucking OP
Then I take down your expansion
And type an offensive gg.

People always say that my race is cheap
Sorry for playing Protoss.
To them toss are so easy it induces sleep
Sorry for playing Protoss
Nothing can withstand my chargelot archon line
Sorry for playing Protoss
I hit the late game now it's time to die
Sorry for playing Protoss

Baby, baby, baby. My macro's crazy.
Got archons and motherships
Shit whatever's tasty
I ain't go no manners
I'll just BM right after
You're easy peasy lemon squeezy
Like a damn bronze leaguer

Your army's dead, take a good look, I won bitch
Just a moved, made a coffee now you're dead, bitch.
Thanks so much for your fucking ladder points. Bitch!
Sorry for playing Protoss

(cut to screenshots of rage at Protoss players)

If you get nerd-wrath, and accused of hax, this is what you say.
Sorry for playing Protoss
If he tap out then fucking lash out, this is what you say
Sorry for playing Protoss
If your opponent's irate, lost to 4 gate, this is what you say
Sorry for playing Protoss

I'll give up when I see a cannon rush in my base and then I see him type "gg"
God damn it, CombatEX'd it, now he's pausing for a moment just to type "EZ"
That guy's real nooby cannon rushing and making me yell "fuck everything about this."
That guy, cheesing noobie, can't play standard, he's just taking the piss.

Now I'm on to game two
Going 4 gate and I can't lose
I got some zealots a moving with a warp in the back, killin' all your probes and now I know I enraged you.
Oh yeah I killed your shit, made you go belligerent
Here's the "gg" in advance, no hard feelings bitch.
Sorry for playing Protoss

People always say that my race is cheap
Sorry for playing Protoss.
To them toss are so easy it induces sleep
Sorry for playing Protoss
Nothing can withstand my chargelot archon line
Sorry for playing Protoss
I hit the late game now it's time to die
Sorry for playing Protoss

***
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
May 19 2012 01:34 GMT
#2
5/5 I sang to it just now after losing a 1v1
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
divito
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Canada1213 Posts
May 19 2012 01:53 GMT
#3
Can't say I like the original, but that zebra part was awesome. And pretty good lyrics, should be interesting to see if someone tries it.
Skype: divito7
Woj
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States133 Posts
May 19 2012 03:29 GMT
#4
5/5! I really hope someone takes this project on!!!
Cortza
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
South Africa328 Posts
May 19 2012 12:41 GMT
#5
This really made me chuckle ^^
mastergriggy
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1312 Posts
May 19 2012 18:50 GMT
#6
I like how you rhyme bitch with bitch with bitch. Very Clever.
Write your own song!
Clbull
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United Kingdom1439 Posts
May 19 2012 20:11 GMT
#7
On May 20 2012 03:50 mastergriggy wrote:
I like how you rhyme bitch with bitch with bitch. Very Clever.

Like it did in the actual song

Check my style take a good look I'm fresh bitch
In my whip with music so loud I'm deaf bitch
Getting brain at a red light with people watching
CrazedNight
Profile Joined October 2011
United States65 Posts
May 20 2012 01:34 GMT
#8
As a protoss player, 5/5 :p
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