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Velr
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Switzerland10903 Posts
May 11 2012 08:44 GMT
#1
It's the year 2002.

A man walks into a bar and sais:
"Starcraft 2 will come out whiteout Chat channels, you won't be able to play on US from an EU account and they will advertise featuers like shared replay watching as "new improvements"."

Everyone laughs.


:[

**
bgx
Profile Joined August 2010
Poland6595 Posts
May 11 2012 08:51 GMT
#2
Directed by Christopher NoLan
Stork[gm]
BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES51072 Posts
May 11 2012 08:54 GMT
#3
Brood War EICWoo Jung Ho, never forget.| Twitter: @BLinDRawR
Shock710
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia6097 Posts
May 11 2012 08:55 GMT
#4
Its funny, cause sc2 didnt even have shared replay viewing when it came out, or cross server play...
the even funnier thing is it still doesnt...
T_T
dAPhREAk gives Shock a * | [23:55] <Shock710> that was out of context -_- [16:26] <@motbob> Good question, Shock!
endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
May 11 2012 08:57 GMT
#5
If only he could also know that there will also be a website where people put all their private information for free, and that it will be integrated into Battle.net, he would be a billionaire now.
ॐ
TheAmazombie
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States3714 Posts
May 11 2012 09:18 GMT
#6
On May 11 2012 17:51 bgx wrote:
Directed by Christopher NoLan


No...Nolan is not really a comedy director. Maybe the Farrelly Brothers?
We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost. -Charlie Chaplin
endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
May 11 2012 09:22 GMT
#7
On May 11 2012 18:18 TheAmazombie wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 11 2012 17:51 bgx wrote:
Directed by Christopher NoLan


No...Nolan is not really a comedy director. Maybe the Farrelly Brothers?


Did people complain about the Farrelly brothers in Bnet 0.2 ? Because they sure complained about NoLan.
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TheAmazombie
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States3714 Posts
May 11 2012 09:37 GMT
#8
On May 11 2012 18:22 endy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 11 2012 18:18 TheAmazombie wrote:
On May 11 2012 17:51 bgx wrote:
Directed by Christopher NoLan


No...Nolan is not really a comedy director. Maybe the Farrelly Brothers?


Did people complain about the Farrelly brothers in Bnet 0.2 ? Because they sure complained about NoLan.


Nope, and I can honestly say that I missed the joke in there. LoL. As a film buff I was just thought it was a funny line without the No-Lan joke and thought we were riffing on directors for some reason. Haha.
We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost. -Charlie Chaplin
heishe
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Germany2284 Posts
May 11 2012 09:39 GMT
#9
On May 11 2012 17:51 bgx wrote:
Directed by Christopher NoLan


Oh man... I can't breath anymore.
If you value your soul, never look into the eye of a horse. Your soul will forever be lost in the void of the horse.
endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
May 11 2012 09:48 GMT
#10
On May 11 2012 18:37 TheAmazombie wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 11 2012 18:22 endy wrote:
On May 11 2012 18:18 TheAmazombie wrote:
On May 11 2012 17:51 bgx wrote:
Directed by Christopher NoLan


No...Nolan is not really a comedy director. Maybe the Farrelly Brothers?


Did people complain about the Farrelly brothers in Bnet 0.2 ? Because they sure complained about NoLan.


Nope, and I can honestly say that I missed the joke in there. LoL. As a film buff I was just thought it was a funny line without the No-Lan joke and thought we were riffing on directors for some reason. Haha.


I hesitated to ask you if you had missed the joke, but I didn't want to be called a Romanian.
Haha.
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Velr
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Switzerland10903 Posts
May 11 2012 09:50 GMT
#11
On May 11 2012 18:48 endy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 11 2012 18:37 TheAmazombie wrote:
On May 11 2012 18:22 endy wrote:
On May 11 2012 18:18 TheAmazombie wrote:
On May 11 2012 17:51 bgx wrote:
Directed by Christopher NoLan


No...Nolan is not really a comedy director. Maybe the Farrelly Brothers?


Did people complain about the Farrelly brothers in Bnet 0.2 ? Because they sure complained about NoLan.


Nope, and I can honestly say that I missed the joke in there. LoL. As a film buff I was just thought it was a funny line without the No-Lan joke and thought we were riffing on directors for some reason. Haha.


I hesitated to ask you if you had missed the joke, but I didn't want to be called a Romanian.
Haha.


Directed by M. Night Shyamalan
Danglars
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States12133 Posts
May 11 2012 09:50 GMT
#12
Those aren't bugs, they're bonus features

More for the Battlenet 0.2 bandwagon, its been rolling steady since Blizzard released a substandard chat system ... ages ago ... and announced it would be less craptacular ... sometime in the future's future.
Great armies come from happy zealots, and happy zealots come from California!
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Velr
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Switzerland10903 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-11 09:55:22
May 11 2012 09:55 GMT
#13
But... Do you really want Chat?

(i can't remember if it was a blizzard or a relic guy (before DoW2) that asked this ).
Mobius_1
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United Kingdom2763 Posts
May 11 2012 10:14 GMT
#14
On May 11 2012 18:55 Velr wrote:
But... Do you really want Chat?

(i can't remember if it was a blizzard or a relic guy (before DoW2) that asked this ).

I mean, who needs chat channels where there's Facebook!
Starleague Forever. RIP KT Violet~
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States46060 Posts
May 11 2012 10:16 GMT
#15
I can never get in to written jokes that are spelled atrociously. It just automatically kills the punchline for me.

Also... why so late with the joke?

1/5 x.x
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
FuRong
Profile Joined April 2010
New Zealand3089 Posts
May 11 2012 10:28 GMT
#16
On May 11 2012 19:16 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
I can never get in to written jokes that are spelled atrociously. It just automatically kills the punchline for me.

Also... why so late with the joke?

1/5 x.x


The first comment is a clear 5 though.
Don't hate the player, hate the game
chocopaw
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
2072 Posts
May 11 2012 10:56 GMT
#17
On May 11 2012 17:51 bgx wrote:
Directed by Christopher NoLan


5/5
/thread
http://twitter.com/lechocopaw
surfinbird1
Profile Joined September 2009
Germany999 Posts
May 11 2012 11:22 GMT
#18
On May 11 2012 17:51 bgx wrote:
Directed by Christopher NoLan

You just won this thread. Congratulations! Your prize is 1000 eSports dollars.
life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery
sc4k
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United Kingdom5454 Posts
May 11 2012 11:29 GMT
#19
On May 11 2012 20:22 surfinbird1 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 11 2012 17:51 bgx wrote:
Directed by Christopher NoLan

You just won this thread. Congratulations! Your prize is 1000 eSports dollars.


I sir would like to chip into this generous donation, and throw in my ticket to take a ride on the brand new esports titanic. I hear it's unsinkable, like the great Savior's shining career as master of zerg!

What's that? Excuse me a telex just came thro-

Oh god...oh god no...I must go...
MCDayC
Profile Joined March 2011
United Kingdom14464 Posts
May 11 2012 12:15 GMT
#20
The first post is genius, the OP... Not so much. 2 years late, and kinda pointless.
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