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KING CHARLIE :D
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
United States447 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-08-06 01:38:34
April 15 2012 17:41 GMT
#1


****
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DKR
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United Kingdom622 Posts
April 15 2012 17:51 GMT
#2
Wow, this ones, pretty big. If it wasn't for the pictures these stories would be terrible. Kinda like how Southpark gets away with what it says by being a cartoon...
"1 base. Cheese man." - MKP. "[MVP] is not stylistic, his style is winning, which is the style you want to have." - Artosis
Ender985
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Spain910 Posts
April 15 2012 17:54 GMT
#3
I hope this is a work of fiction.

And if it is not, man, it's really impressive that you became a fully functional adult after having a childhood like that.
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mordk
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Chile8385 Posts
April 15 2012 17:56 GMT
#4
Da fuq did I just read
hai2u
Profile Joined September 2011
688 Posts
April 15 2012 17:57 GMT
#5
lol, u r the dude that everybody wants at their parties for the crazy awesome stories.
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
April 15 2012 18:00 GMT
#6
O.O
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sc4k
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United Kingdom5454 Posts
April 15 2012 18:03 GMT
#7
On April 16 2012 02:51 DKR wrote:
Wow, this ones, pretty big. If it wasn't for the pictures these stories would be terrible. Kinda like how Southpark gets away with what it says by being a cartoon...


This, although the pictures are going to get boring soon.
Antimatterz
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States1010 Posts
April 15 2012 18:17 GMT
#8
So he went literally ape shit.
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surfinbird1
Profile Joined September 2009
Germany999 Posts
April 15 2012 18:21 GMT
#9
I don't even know why I came here considering the title. But the pictures made it alright. And "chesteses", laughed so hard at that one.
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cmen15
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States1519 Posts
April 15 2012 18:21 GMT
#10
Another childhood memory lolol : ) 5/5
Greed leads to just about all losses.
leo23
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States3075 Posts
April 15 2012 18:21 GMT
#11
holy fuck man i uh... yeah good
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Jerubaal
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States7684 Posts
April 15 2012 18:27 GMT
#12
I'm glad you turned out so well in light of that then.
I'm not stupid, a marauder just shot my brain.
HwangjaeTerran
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Finland5967 Posts
April 15 2012 18:30 GMT
#13
I think your dad might be a party pooper.
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EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22259 Posts
April 15 2012 18:32 GMT
#14
LOL, what the hell hahahaha.

Nice writing style.
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fabiano
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Brazil4644 Posts
April 15 2012 18:35 GMT
#15
what...
i...

what?
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Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28789 Posts
April 15 2012 18:47 GMT
#16
I dunno whether I hope more that it's real, because it'd be super encouraging that someone can have this childhood and still apparently turn out sane, or whether I hope it's fake, because then I'd be admiring your creative wit.
kudos either way!
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ggrrg
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Bulgaria2716 Posts
April 15 2012 18:48 GMT
#17
That's hilarious, scary, but still hilarious ^^
Your last blog post was very interesting to read, too. Keep them coming
Blazinghand *
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States25559 Posts
April 15 2012 19:02 GMT
#18
This is amazing, whether it was real, or it came from your mind.
When you stare into the iCCup, the iCCup stares back.
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MrRicewife
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada515 Posts
April 15 2012 19:02 GMT
#19
Nice writing, funny. 5/5
So? My dad can beat up your dad. - Jesus
DKR
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United Kingdom622 Posts
April 15 2012 19:03 GMT
#20
On April 16 2012 03:30 HwangjaeTerran wrote:
I think your dad might be a party pooper.



You just got one upped by this guy btw
"1 base. Cheese man." - MKP. "[MVP] is not stylistic, his style is winning, which is the style you want to have." - Artosis
greggy
Profile Joined October 2010
United Kingdom1483 Posts
April 15 2012 19:21 GMT
#21
Rofl hilarious. 5/5.
Alejandrisha
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6565 Posts
April 15 2012 19:22 GMT
#22
so artful! !!
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Bagration
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United States18282 Posts
April 15 2012 19:27 GMT
#23
chesteses
Team Slayers, Axiom-Acer and Vile forever
eSgTheBear
Profile Joined November 2011
United States47 Posts
April 15 2012 19:40 GMT
#24
SHYZALOOSKI? lol...anyways i'm having a good time reading your stories please keep them coming! 5/5
Poopendale
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
April 15 2012 20:07 GMT
#25
wat
TheGlassface
Profile Joined November 2010
United States612 Posts
April 15 2012 20:54 GMT
#26
Nice story and all but I wonder if you even understand how your racism is showing.
Subtle, but still.

It's ok if you have a different skin color, I promise.
The mystery of life is not a problem to solve, but a reality to experience. **Hang in there STX fans!! Kal Hwaiting!**
phosphorylation
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2935 Posts
April 15 2012 21:04 GMT
#27
On April 16 2012 05:54 TheGlassface wrote:
Nice story and all but I wonder if you even understand how your racism is showing.
Subtle, but still.

It's ok if you have a different skin color, I promise.

Not sure if you are serious or not...

In any case, he is describing the events as they transpired, without much editorializing (except regarding his presumably Caucasian dad). If he is racially prejudiced, then I don't detect it in this blog.
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StarStruck
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
25339 Posts
April 15 2012 21:38 GMT
#28
It's fiction if you read his other blogs.
KING CHARLIE :D
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
United States447 Posts
April 15 2012 21:52 GMT
#29
On April 16 2012 06:38 StarStruck wrote:
It's fiction if you read his other blogs.


lol wtf? can you quote where I said that? It actually is a very weird feeling when you tell a story from your life verbatim and a lot of people think that it is a work of fiction. The truth, as they say, is stranger than fiction! =D
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Brindled
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States508 Posts
April 15 2012 23:56 GMT
#30
Oh man...PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE keep writing these!
5/5, would read again. And again. And again. And again. These stories brighten up my day by reminding me that I can still laugh like this.
Ua Mau ke Ea o ka ʻĀina i ka Pono @TL_Brindled11
3clipse
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada2555 Posts
April 16 2012 00:31 GMT
#31
Today I realized I have pretty damn good parents.

A+, would read again.
redoxx
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States333 Posts
April 16 2012 00:41 GMT
#32
I don't care if it's real or not, though I'm quite inclined to believe you, because they're just so entertaining. I've started to look forward to these.
The horror...the horror
iokke
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1179 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-16 01:37:46
April 16 2012 01:36 GMT
#33
idk may be fiction, your hair was a lot redder in the first picture than it was in the second one!
Or maybe you just went gray after the whole experience, id buy that.
anyway i had fun reading, your first one too! GL in the playhems
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down. rerereredit.. I never get it right the 1st time
Mawi
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden4365 Posts
April 16 2012 01:58 GMT
#34
ow god this was so fucking entertaining i love you for making my day i can sleep good now <3
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DeceiverSC2
Profile Joined April 2012
36 Posts
April 16 2012 04:21 GMT
#35
I honestly haven't laughed that hard.

The shitting on the floor part made me cry.

Thank you.
DeceiverSC2
Profile Joined April 2012
36 Posts
April 16 2012 04:21 GMT
#36
On April 16 2012 13:21 DeceiverSC2 wrote:
I honestly haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

The shitting on the floor part made me cry.

Thank you.

Wrongspeedy
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1655 Posts
April 16 2012 04:41 GMT
#37
Get the fuck out of that house
It is better to be a human dissatisfied than a pig satisfied; better to be Socrates dissatisfied than a fool satisfied.- John Stuart Mill
Cylluus
Profile Joined November 2011
United States153 Posts
April 16 2012 07:47 GMT
#38
Oh my dear sweet baby jesus. The hell did I just read.
FractalsOnFire
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Australia1756 Posts
April 16 2012 08:03 GMT
#39
How did you turn out level headed and normal?
Newbistic
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
China2912 Posts
April 16 2012 09:19 GMT
#40
Interesting choice for a wife? Lawl.

Also the party pooper comment was great.
Logic is Overrated
NoodleFish
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
South Africa198 Posts
April 16 2012 14:52 GMT
#41
wow, just wow!

I must say, your blogs are incredible, and I truly enjoy the way u write. 5 stars
"He accidentally attacked his own nexus with a probe. Then half way through the game, poof! No more nexus. That's gotta suck!"
TheToast
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States4808 Posts
April 16 2012 15:18 GMT
#42
You know, honestly I believe this is true. You couldn't make this up, and it just rings true.

It's actually more sad than it is funny.

On April 16 2012 09:31 3clipse wrote:
Today I realized I have pretty damn good parents.

A+, would read again.


Everyone's parents are crazy. There's something about the act of having children which drives people insane. But there is a difference between crazy and neglegent and dangerously irresponsible.
I like the way the walls go out. Gives you an open feeling. Firefly's a good design. People don't appreciate the substance of things. Objects in space. People miss out on what's solid.
Mementoss
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada2595 Posts
April 16 2012 16:04 GMT
#43
I found the story hilarious and even more hilarious cause of the pictures. This can't be real can it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu96xMwFVXw
OmniEulogy
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada6600 Posts
April 16 2012 17:59 GMT
#44
I can actually relate with some of this as my step father was a massive alcoholic... that being said I couldn't help but crack up at most of this.
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BlackGosu
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Canada1046 Posts
April 16 2012 18:07 GMT
#45
I'll read this later, but can someone inform me, is this real or fiction? I remember you made the post about the prank call on the blonde and your dad's porn star :D
Jar Jar Binks
KING CHARLIE :D
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
United States447 Posts
April 16 2012 22:45 GMT
#46
On April 17 2012 03:07 BlackGosu wrote:
I'll read this later, but can someone inform me, is this real or fiction? I remember you made the post about the prank call on the blonde and your dad's porn star :D

Real! In future weeks you'll get to know my father a little better and these things wont seem as random and outlandish...Actually...shitting on the floor and dumping gas everywhere will ALWAYS be outlandish.
NO TEAM WILL EVER BE AS GOOD AS TEAM LIQUID!
eSgTheBear
Profile Joined November 2011
United States47 Posts
April 17 2012 15:28 GMT
#47
LOL reading it the second time is even better hahah
Poopendale
Monsen
Profile Joined December 2002
Germany2548 Posts
April 17 2012 17:31 GMT
#48
On April 16 2012 17:03 FractalsOnFire wrote:
How did you turn out level headed and normal?


Hold your horses on that statement- you don't know what he does to his own carpet !
11 years and counting- TL #680
KING CHARLIE :D
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
United States447 Posts
April 17 2012 18:20 GMT
#49
On April 18 2012 02:31 Monsen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 16 2012 17:03 FractalsOnFire wrote:
How did you turn out level headed and normal?


Hold your horses on that statement- you don't know what he does to his own carpet !


LOL. I got hardwood anticipating a mental breakdown...

New Blog post tomorrow for all of my friends who enjoy this blog! =D If you like it, please keep letting me and the TL admins know!
NO TEAM WILL EVER BE AS GOOD AS TEAM LIQUID!
Elegance
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Canada917 Posts
April 17 2012 19:42 GMT
#50
On April 18 2012 03:20 KING CHARLIE :D wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 18 2012 02:31 Monsen wrote:
On April 16 2012 17:03 FractalsOnFire wrote:
How did you turn out level headed and normal?


Hold your horses on that statement- you don't know what he does to his own carpet !


LOL. I got hardwood anticipating a mental breakdown...

New Blog post tomorrow for all of my friends who enjoy this blog! =D If you like it, please keep letting me and the TL admins know!

What if shit falls through the cracks?
Power of Ze
Mothra
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States1448 Posts
April 17 2012 20:48 GMT
#51
Great writing, just like last time. Sounds like awful situation though, geez.
Arthemesia
Profile Joined May 2011
United States292 Posts
April 17 2012 21:31 GMT
#52
I thought you could only get a triple word score the first time the word is played in scrabble? But anyways man you're either a fictional literary genius or had the most interesting childhood, either way keep these blogs up.
nosam
Profile Joined June 2011
United States5 Posts
April 18 2012 01:54 GMT
#53
ha ha ... had me entertained & quite humorous, will definitely return in the near future
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