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TheAmazombie
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States3714 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-15 09:40:50
April 15 2012 06:04 GMT
#1
I get this damn song stuck in my head all of the time. It is one of the few songs that I honestly believe has more insight stuffed into each line than almost any other song ever written, except those written by Lenoard Cohen.

+ Show Spoiler +


Williamsburg Will Oldham Horror by Jeffrey Lewis

Today I went to Major Matt's to remaster my old album

And on the L train in the morning I was pretty sure I saw Will Oldham,

He was wearin' the same sunglasses he had on stage at the Bowery Ballroom

Had he come to walk among the Williamsburgers of his kingdom

And like The Burghers of Calais will a sacrifice be demanded?

To offer up our dreams and beg for mercy empty-handed?

And hapless in our hipness, crowded 5 to an apartment

Relegate our dreams to hobbies and deny our disappointment

Cause The Stones in '65 want total satisfaction, kid

But The Stones in '69 see grace in just getting what you need.

But if that's a victory then I'd hate to see what I'd look like defeated

Cause I know there are those among us who seem to get their dreams unimpeded.


Today I when I went to Major Matt's to remaster my old album

And on the L train in the morning, I was really sure I saw Will Oldham,

He was wearin' the same sunglasses he had on stage at the Bowery Ballroom

Had he come to walk among the Williamsburgers of his kingdom?

And you might say "Now there's a guy who seems to have their world laid out before him"

Or you might say "he's just a rich kid or a fascist or a charlatan"

But either way you say it if you look at indie-rock culture you really can't ignore him

And even if at first dismissive, after some listens you'll enjoy him

I was thinking this on the L train, intend on bursting my own bubble

How long should an artist struggle before it isn't worth the hassle?

And admit we aren't fit to be the one inside the castle

This quest for greatness or at least hipness is just a scam

And too much trouble but then what makes on human being worthy of an easy ride

Born to be a natural artist you love or hate but can't deny

While us minions in our millions tumble into history's chasm

We might have a couple of laughs but we're still wastes of protoplasm


Today I was gonna waste some time and money to remaster some dumb old album

And on the L train in the morning I was really sure I saw Will Oldham,

He was wearin' the same big sunglasses he had on stage at the Bowery Ballroom

Had he come to see the strife here in the gutters of his kingdom?

Where us noble starving artists are striving hard to feed our ego

Our mothers like our music our our friends come to our shows

And if our friends become successful, we'll consider them our foes

Go home to our 4 roomates after payin' big bucks for rockstar shows

What a nightmare! What a horror! I don't want no part of this

Get me off this crazy ride,

I'm gonna puke, I'm gonna piss! I'd rather kill myself,

I'd rather just relax or not exist

But you say you wanna do an e-mail interview? Oh what the heck, I can't resist!

"Hey Mom, guess what today I did another magazine interview!"

"Honey, that's great, you're really famous!!" Yeah and I'm 27 too!

I kinda thought I was gonna grow up to do stuff that would benefit humanity

But it's getting harder to tell if this artist's life is even benefitting me


Cause I was gonna waste some time and money today to remaster some dumb old album

And on the L train in the morning, I was totally sure I saw Will Oldham,

He was wearin' the same big rock star sunglasses he had on stage at the Bowery Ballroom

And since I was feeling in need of answers I just went right up and asked him, I said,

"Will, Bonnie Prince, Palace or whatever What do you think about it?

Is it worth being an artist or an indie-rock star, or are you better off without it?

Cause I mean maybe the world would be better if we were all just uncreative drones,

No dead childhood dreams to haunt us, a decent job, a decent home,

And if we have some extra time we could do real things to promote peace,

Become scientists or history teachers or uncorrupt police at least,

Come on Will, you gotta tell me!!" I grabbed and shook him by the arm,

The L train was leaning Bedford with 10,000 white 20 somethings crowed on

He opened his mouth to speak but it was lost in the rumbling of the wheels

We were thrown together in a corner and I yelled "Tell me, man, for real!

You're living comfortably, I assume, even if you're not quite a household name

You've reached a pretty high level of success and critical acclaim."

The L train got to first avenue and a bunch of people piled out

I was staring into his sunglasses and I was really freakin' out. I was like,

"Steamboat Willie Bonnie Prince of all this shit, you're like the king of a certain genre

But even you must want to quit like if you hear a record by Bob Dylan or Neil Young or whatever

You must start thinkin' "People like me, but I won't be that good ever"

And I'm sure the thing is probably Dylan himself too stayed up some nights

Wishing he was as good as Ginsberg or Camus

And he was like "Dude, I'm such a faker, I'm just a clown who entertains

and these fools who pay for my crap, they just have pathetic puney brains"

and Camus probably wished he was Milton too or whatever, you know what I'm sayin'?!"

So Will, will you be straight with me now that it's just us 2 on this train?


Cause I was gonna spend some time and money today to remaster some dumb old album

And I saw you here on the L train

And I was like "Hey, is that Will Oldham?" he must at least have some perspective

Cause it's like, living in this town I get so confused and wound up and up tight

And I just don't know up from down"

And then we'd reached the last stop and the subway was deserted

There was a long moment of silence and I let go of his shirt

I started to think that maybe I'd made some kind of big mistake

I tried to walk out onto the platform but by then it was too late

His sunglasses seemed to grow darker and still he hadn't even spoke

He just came right up behind me and put his hands around my throat

And threw me down onto the concrete and kicked my face in with his boot

And dragged me down onto the train tracks and tied my hands back with his coat

And I was slipping out of conciousness as he was slipping down my jeans

And he was punching me and humping me and I slipped off into a dream

So it might have just been a delusion

But I thought I heard him say something like "Artists are pussies"

Then he climbed back up and ran away

So I lay there in the darkness on the train tracks cold and broken

The hours passed and I thought,


Well... maybe I won't remaster that old album

And then I started thinking maybe it really wasn't Will Oldham

Even though he did hold my arms and fuck me just like Will sings in "A Sucker's Evening."

But whether it was him or not I couldn't forget the words he'd spoken

"Artists are pussies", like we're wusses or we end up getting fucked

And other kinds of folks are dicks, tall, smart and strong

And born to fuck us up.

I know it sounds really sexist and stupid,

It's a terrible analogy but at that moment on the train tracks,

It made a lot of sense to me maybe it's just some kind of natural balance,

Like 2 types of natural gender that's gone on in all societies,

In one form or another like some dicks were born to conquer,

I probably would if I could but if i'm just a pussy, that's okay

Cause in a few months maybe, I'll put out something good.

****
We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost. -Charlie Chaplin
Pibacc
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada545 Posts
April 15 2012 06:39 GMT
#2
Lyrics always stuck in my head are:

I self lord and master Shall bring disaster to evil factors demonic chapters shall be captured by kings

Above the Clouds by Gangstarr
lolmlg
Profile Joined November 2011
619 Posts
April 15 2012 06:45 GMT
#3
You sure are cool, a European jewel
I dig you most
A letter came, it’s not the same
The ink was blue
A relative stopped by to say he saw you, hey
A walkin’ down a lonesome town some time ago
He said you had a mouth so bad, the lips were rotting off
You dropped a tear to end his fear
You seem quite well...
It’s a long time spell
I’m wondering where you got that infection
There’s bugs in my brain
I can’t feel any pain
Just a shaking sha—
[song ends abruptly]
TheAmazombie
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States3714 Posts
April 15 2012 06:49 GMT
#4
On April 15 2012 15:45 lolmlg wrote:
You sure are cool, a European jewel
I dig you most
A letter came, it’s not the same
The ink was blue
A relative stopped by to say he saw you, hey
A walkin’ down a lonesome town some time ago
He said you had a mouth so bad, the lips were rotting off
You dropped a tear to end his fear
You seem quite well...
It’s a long time spell
I’m wondering where you got that infection
There’s bugs in my brain
I can’t feel any pain
Just a shaking sha—
[song ends abruptly]


Good lines, except I couldn't get over the second line because it made me think of Pulp Fiction..."I know baby, you dig it the most." LoL.
We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost. -Charlie Chaplin
lolmlg
Profile Joined November 2011
619 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-15 07:09:09
April 15 2012 07:07 GMT
#5
On April 15 2012 15:49 TheAmazombie wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 15 2012 15:45 lolmlg wrote:
You sure are cool, a European jewel
I dig you most
A letter came, it’s not the same
The ink was blue
A relative stopped by to say he saw you, hey
A walkin’ down a lonesome town some time ago
He said you had a mouth so bad, the lips were rotting off
You dropped a tear to end his fear
You seem quite well...
It’s a long time spell
I’m wondering where you got that infection
There’s bugs in my brain
I can’t feel any pain
Just a shaking sha—
[song ends abruptly]


Good lines, except I couldn't get over the second line because it made me think of Pulp Fiction..."I know baby, you dig it the most." LoL.

Well, it was written in the 70s. Maybe Tarantino liked the song. Jandek had a lot of celebrity admirers in the 90s.
TheAmazombie
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States3714 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-15 07:13:39
April 15 2012 07:10 GMT
#6
On April 15 2012 16:07 lolmlg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 15 2012 15:49 TheAmazombie wrote:
On April 15 2012 15:45 lolmlg wrote:
You sure are cool, a European jewel
I dig you most
A letter came, it’s not the same
The ink was blue
A relative stopped by to say he saw you, hey
A walkin’ down a lonesome town some time ago
He said you had a mouth so bad, the lips were rotting off
You dropped a tear to end his fear
You seem quite well...
It’s a long time spell
I’m wondering where you got that infection
There’s bugs in my brain
I can’t feel any pain
Just a shaking sha—
[song ends abruptly]


Good lines, except I couldn't get over the second line because it made me think of Pulp Fiction..."I know baby, you dig it the most." LoL.

Well, it was written in the 70s. Maybe Tarantino liked the song. Jandek had a lot of celebrity admirers in the 90s.


This is true. Tarantino is totally 70s. I do love Jandek for his keep ability to make every song sound like a suicide note. I get "White Box" by Jandek stuck in my head often.

The Box said...do not open, upon pain of death...

The way he says "pain" is awesome.
We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost. -Charlie Chaplin
lolmlg
Profile Joined November 2011
619 Posts
April 15 2012 07:31 GMT
#7
Ok, more then.

Beachcombers in dozens
A raging waltz
Sun, salt, and sea
Walkin' down the halls
I'm wondering where
It's a murdering town
I'm beatin' a hundred
From way down below
There's a place you could call me
Out in Ohio
You're down in the numbers
You're listed forty-five
You heard and you answered
"I'm not dead, I'm alive"
You'll walk on a tightrope
Wear the suit of a clown
You rear back in anger
Don't forget there's no answer
Watch your feet and where they're goin'
Don't forget you're a dancer
Deleted User 238668
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
344 Posts
April 15 2012 07:35 GMT
#8
So I walk up the street whistlin this
Feelin out of place cos, man, do I miss
A pen and a paper, a stereo, a tape of
Me and eric b, and a nice big plate of
Fish, which is my favorite dish
But without no money it’s still a wish

Eric B. & Rakim, Paid in Full
Clip, clop, Camelot.
prOxi.swAMi
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3091 Posts
April 15 2012 07:35 GMT
#9
There's only really two lines that get regularly stuck in my head.

"You've been telling me you're a genius since you were seventeen."

- Steely Dan - Reelin' In The Years.


and

"There's a lady who's sure, all that glitters is gold"

- Led Zeppelin - Stairway To Heaven
Oh no
TheAmazombie
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States3714 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-15 07:45:06
April 15 2012 07:37 GMT
#10
On April 15 2012 16:31 lolmlg wrote:
Ok, more then.

Beachcombers in dozens
A raging waltz
Sun, salt, and sea
Walkin' down the halls
I'm wondering where
It's a murdering town
I'm beatin' a hundred
From way down below
There's a place you could call me
Out in Ohio
You're down in the numbers
You're listed forty-five
You heard and you answered
"I'm not dead, I'm alive"
You'll walk on a tightrope
Wear the suit of a clown
You rear back in anger
Don't forget there's no answer
Watch your feet and where they're goin'
Don't forget you're a dancer


Damn, I forgot how good the old Jandek albums were, especially compared with the stuff from the past 15 years or so. I will counter Jandek's "Wild Strawberries" with The Mountain Goats "I've Got the Sex":

Crushing strawberries one by one
Watching the juice drip down
Two and a half months ahead of schedule
The leaves on the trees are turning brown
We got ready for winter, as the sun rose up in the sky
There was something almost soothing in the hard to define
note of terror in your eye

Watching the strawberries lose their shape
As the wind blew through the elm tree
The wind was far too cold for the middle of April
And you reached out your hand to me
It was good to feel your hand in mine
It was good to know you felt the pull too
I scooped up a palmful of strawberry pulp
And smeared it all over you

The wild strawberries drove me on
As I lapped them up off of your skin
And I could feel your basal body temperature
Rise as the cold came in
Hey hey

BTW - I just put on Six and Six...had to listen to it again after this.
We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost. -Charlie Chaplin
gds
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Iceland1391 Posts
April 15 2012 10:01 GMT
#11
What is love?
TheAmazombie
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States3714 Posts
April 15 2012 10:02 GMT
#12
On April 15 2012 19:01 gds wrote:
What is love?


Baby don't hurt me.
We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost. -Charlie Chaplin
Azera
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
3800 Posts
April 15 2012 10:26 GMT
#13


Don't listen to this unless you want the William Tell overture to be ruined for you forever.
Check out some great music made by TLers - http://bit.ly/QXYhdb , by intrigue. http://bit.ly/RTjpOR , by ohsea.toc.
TheAmazombie
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States3714 Posts
April 15 2012 10:29 GMT
#14
On April 15 2012 19:26 Azera wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHPuU9w5iQo

Don't listen to this unless you want the William Tell overture to be ruined for you forever.


Don't worry, the William Tell Overture has already been ruined to me. I can't hear it and not think of this scene:

(Jump to about 2:15)
http://vimeo.com/21524381
We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost. -Charlie Chaplin
Durp
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Canada3117 Posts
April 15 2012 12:11 GMT
#15
All lyric discussions begin here: <3

"On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There she stood in the doorway;
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself,
"This could be Heaven or this could be Hell"
Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel California
Any time of year (Any time of year)
You can find it here

Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, she got the Mercedes bends
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat.
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget

So I called up the Captain,
"Please bring me my wine"
He said, "We haven't had that spirit here since nineteen sixty nine"
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...

Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
They livin' it up at the Hotel California
What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise)
Bring your alibis

Mirrors on the ceiling,
The pink champagne on ice
And she said "We are all just prisoners here, of our own device"
And in the master's chambers,
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives,
But they just can't kill the beast

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
"Relax, " said the night man,
"We are programmed to receive.
You can check-out any time you like,
But you can never leave! "
SOOOOOooooOOOOooooOOOOoo Many BANELINGS!!
TheAmazombie
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States3714 Posts
April 29 2012 11:12 GMT
#16
On April 15 2012 21:11 Durp wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
All lyric discussions begin here: <3

"On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There she stood in the doorway;
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself,
"This could be Heaven or this could be Hell"
Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel California
Any time of year (Any time of year)
You can find it here

Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, she got the Mercedes bends
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat.
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget

So I called up the Captain,
"Please bring me my wine"
He said, "We haven't had that spirit here since nineteen sixty nine"
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...

Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
They livin' it up at the Hotel California
What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise)
Bring your alibis

Mirrors on the ceiling,
The pink champagne on ice
And she said "We are all just prisoners here, of our own device"
And in the master's chambers,
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives,
But they just can't kill the beast

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
"Relax, " said the night man,
"We are programmed to receive.
You can check-out any time you like,
But you can never leave!
"


So the question here becomes about meaning. Do you buy into the Eagles saying that this was a song about the Record Companies and culture during the 70s or do you believe in the common world view that it is about drugs?
We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost. -Charlie Chaplin
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