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So today in school I was sitting in the first lunch period, lunch was almost over and I was cramming for a test that I had to make up in my next hour, when I look over, and there are a whole bunch of teachers and security guards standing in front of the doors.
An announcement comes over the P.A. but it's too loud and no one can hear it, a teacher walks into the middle of the lunch room and yells for everyone to be quite. All of a sudden I hear, "We will be evacuating to the school across the street."
Now I knew when I walked in that day, that there was a bomb threat, the only thing I wanted to know, is why the hell we were still showing up, there was a bomb threat after all.
So we all leave the lunch room and cross the street into the K-1 school and just sit in the hallway for about 30 minutes. We are then instructed to get up and go to our next hour. All I could think was, "...........WE EVACUATED THE SCHOOL! I DON'T CARE IF THERE WASN'T ACTUALLY A BOMB, WE EVACUATED THE FUCKING SCHOOL!"
So I head to my next hour which is Reading and Comp. we get about 15 minutes of reading in when the fire alarm goes off, now the only thing I could think this time was, "....oh shit, there actually was a bomb." No. Turns out, someone just pulled the alarm....so we stood outside for about 10 minutes until they figured that out.
After this the school goes on lockdown. So needless to say, this was not a normal day of school for us, even though our extremely close proximity to Detroit may beg to differ. Some people though may have trouble understanding the situation so I'll try to put it into terms that you may better understand.
Richard was not a very successful ghost, but he tried his best, unfortunately his best was not good enough, and was demoted to hellion pilot. He was instructed to show up at the new H.Q. were he would start his new life as a hellion pilot. Richard didn't like this though, he spent his entire life training to become a ghost and now he was supposed to drive around in a hellion! No sir, Richard had a plan; he would keep his ghost rifle and nuke his new H.Q.
Richard drove to the H.Q. in his new piece of shit hellion and started up the laser designator on his rifle; he carefully aimed at the base of the H.Q. and continued to call in the strike. He then started to notice his laser was starting to dim, and then flicker, and finally it died. "Son of a bitch!" thought Richard. "Well if I can't nuke em, I'll burn em."
Richard jumped down into the hellion and fired up the engine. He rammed himself through the front door and started to fire...well, at least try to. He had forgotten to refuel on napalm the day before; all that came out of the nozzle was a puff of smoke big enough to set off the fire alarm. "...I hate, my life" thought Richard.
Richard stormed out of the H.Q. he knew it would only be a matter of time before they'd chase after him, so he grabbed his newly acquired lockdown missile and fired at the building. "Maybe," Richard thought "I'll have better luck as a wraith pilot."
 
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What are you talking about? Today was normal for us. 
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That sucks, and not to take away from the blog.. but I want to know more about Richard, what happens to him next?
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On March 30 2012 04:41 Joraiem wrote:
So needless to say, this was not a normal day of school for us, even though our extremely close proximity to Detroit may beg to differ.
Interesting. When you say close proximity to Detroit, what school do you mean? I'm from the Plymouth/Canton area and I go to school in Ann Arbor.
I'm surprised I haven't seen any of this on the news yet. Oh wait, I don't watch the news.
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After this the school goes on lockdown. So needless to say, this was not a normal day of school for us, even though our extremely close proximity to Detroit may beg to differ. Some people though may have trouble understanding the situation so I'll try to put it into terms that you may better understand.
Richard was not a very successful ghost, but he tried his best, unfortunately his best was not good enough, and was demoted to hellion pilot. He was instructed to show up at the new H.Q. were he would start his new life as a hellion pilot. Richard didn't like this though, he spent his entire life training to become a ghost and now he was supposed to drive around in a hellion! No sir, Richard had a plan; he would keep his ghost rifle and nuke his new H.Q.
Richard drove to the H.Q. in his new piece of shit hellion and started up the laser designator on his rifle; he carefully aimed at the base of the H.Q. and continued to call in the strike. He then started to notice his laser was starting to dim, and then flicker, and finally it died. "Son of a bitch!" thought Richard. "Well if I can't nuke em, I'll burn em."
Richard jumped down into the hellion and fired up the engine. He rammed himself through the front door and started to fire...well, at least try to. He had forgotten to refuel on napalm the day before; all that came out of the nozzle was a puff of smoke big enough to set off the fire alarm. "...I hate, my life" thought Richard.
Richard stormed out of the H.Q. he knew it would only be a matter of time before they'd chase after him, so he grabbed his newly acquired lockdown missile and fired at the building. "Maybe," Richard thought "I'll have better luck as a wraith pilot."
Thank god you cleared all this up in SC2 style! I was worried about the fact that I didn't understand a word, but it all made sense once I read this part about hellions and wraiths.
lol, crazy day bro.
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I go to school in a small little bedroom town right next to detroit, I'd rather not go into any more detail than that. Also if you honestly want to know what happens next I suppose I could give it a try.
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On March 30 2012 05:07 dGHaiL wrote:Show nested quote +On March 30 2012 04:41 Joraiem wrote:
So needless to say, this was not a normal day of school for us, even though our extremely close proximity to Detroit may beg to differ. Interesting. When you say close proximity to Detroit, what school do you mean? I'm from the Plymouth/Canton area and I go to school in Ann Arbor. I'm surprised I haven't seen any of this on the news yet. Oh wait, I don't watch the news.
Eh I don't think it is news worthy. We had quite a few bomb threats back when I was in Middle school in Brighton(probably 8 or so over the course of 3 years), never was a huge deal. We just walked across the street to the neighboring school or out into the athletic fields for about 30-1hour and they brought out an explosives dog and gave the school a quick run through. I think they may mention it on the local news, but it would be a very minor story
Oddly enough I don't remember any bomb threats in high school.
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We had a bomb threat once because our mock trial team had something to do with a bomb in their case, wrote something a paper, left it in the science hall, and the school flipped the fuck out haha
Half the teachers were like "I'm getting the fuck out of here, don't die please". Not joking, that is literally what my history teacher said, word for word.
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I live in the greater detroit area what school was this
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On March 30 2012 05:33 feanor1 wrote:Show nested quote +On March 30 2012 05:07 dGHaiL wrote:On March 30 2012 04:41 Joraiem wrote:
So needless to say, this was not a normal day of school for us, even though our extremely close proximity to Detroit may beg to differ. Interesting. When you say close proximity to Detroit, what school do you mean? I'm from the Plymouth/Canton area and I go to school in Ann Arbor. I'm surprised I haven't seen any of this on the news yet. Oh wait, I don't watch the news. Eh I don't think it is news worthy. We had quite a few bomb threats back when I was in Middle school in Brighton(probably 8 or so over the course of 3 years), never was a huge deal. We just walked across the street to the neighboring school or out into the athletic fields for about 30-1hour and they brought out an explosives dog and gave the school a quick run through. I think they may mention it on the local news, but it would be a very minor story Oddly enough I don't remember any bomb threats in high school.
The funny thing is, we've had a lot of bomb threats. (same school as Joraiem) I'm surprised its been on the news.
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I used to live next to Detroit in a city called Wyandotte downriver area (recently moved to SC) were at was your school in the big D?
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It did make local 4 news, you might have to do a bit of searching but it was there.
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My school, about ten years ago, went through so many bomb threats in one year that they had to bring in police, metal detectors, and sniffer dogs.
According to my brother, it was hilarious.
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I was at uni on a RAINY DAY doing my final examinations for my very very last subject and then I would graduate, 3 hour exam and 2 hours into it, I'm very close to finishing my test then BAM fire alarm goes off and we have to evacuate. Studied my friggin ass off for 3 weeks just for this one test.
Never raged so hard in my life.
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We actually had a real "bomb" at our school, but the idiot who made it didn't do it right so fortunately he's now in jail. Supposedly it wouldn't have done much more than blow up a toilet in the bathroom even if he did make it correctly. Still though, it's no joke. Too many crazy people in the world to not take bomb-threats at least half-seriously.
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For those wondering, but who didn't figure it out, these two (Joraiem and Rudolph) go to Redford Union High School in Redford. What a crazy day guys, I wish I was still living over there so I could tell this story. Hehe, glad you're okay though.
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My school evacuated quite often for petty fires or hooligans activating fire alarms. It was to the point where if I recall correctly, the local fire department gave us a warning or some type of official statement about the constant emergency calls. Not to mention the school was quite large and had 3000+ students, so scale that to your imagination.
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