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Hi, call me Trolloner, an appropriate Portmanteau IMO. Unfortunately, this is no joke, people. I'm going through a pretty damn strong onset of depression in this sewage gutter of a lonely life that I've realized I'm living. I live through my macbook, perusing the internet for social interaction, metamorphosing into the stereotypic internet troll-- and I shall embark on a life-changing mission to quit the ways of the troll to start changing this wretched life around!
Before we begin, let's get everything straight:
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I'm not looking for bullshit pity or motivation.
I'm just venting & expressing myself the only way I can on my Road to Recovery from being a Troll.
Smelling like shit and being socially inept burns any kind of networking bridge in the professional world. I can't get close to anyone, both literally and figuratively. It's like I'm trapped on a damn deserted island, and it's gotten to the point where I'm about ready to swim off this island than be groveling in this fucking place for the rest of my pathetic life!
*phew* Now that I'm done bitching, I guess we can start picking at the mind of a troll!
 
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Man there must be a way to mask your smell, you should actually do some research on what kind of stuff you can do...
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Oh believe me sir. I've gone to three gastroenterologists and have gone on many diets and even done silly Kegel exercises! There's no real cure or treatment for leaky gas (you can't hold in your farts and you have a persistent odor) in the medical field currently. I've tried spraying my ass with a gallons-worth of febreeze and wearing 2 layers of windbreakers (a suiting name...) to no avail! I'm in a support group for this condition and quite a lot of them consider suicide because they hit a brick wall that leaves them trapped from society. Same goes with my Asperger's Syndrome support group.
Those things led me to one sour, bitter life of just hating on people out of pure spite (which has become my source for a lot of my entertainment.)
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If you want to see true trolling, then find out what the Texas Instruments guy has done to TL.
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Dude, human aren't robots. You are not a robot. You're allowed to "smell", just try to minimize the effect. Chewing gum, deoderant, eu de toilette, ... In the middle ages (where such things obviously didn't exist) even the mightiest kings would appear utter filthy to modern standards, right.
You're not going to be hated for being human! Live your life, do not make it 100100101000...
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Just kill yourself, ones less internet troll the better.
User was temp banned for this post.
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Is this a troll? (no offense intended)
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I SUPPORT YOUR ENDEAVORS. Best of luck to you!
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You got this. It won't be easy, but willpower is everything  ) just like losing weight.
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play more starcraft, see life quality increase and women with similar cases of halitosis flock to your sides.
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Netherlands4989 Posts
Yup, life is tough, especially when you're born with conditions that impair your ability to socialize. I'm an aspie myself so I can relate to some degree. Hope you can get off your Island and reach out a bit, gl!
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On March 14 2012 08:29 zappa372 wrote:
Is this a troll? (no offense intended)
my first thought as well.
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On March 14 2012 08:01 kamicom wrote:
Oh believe me sir. I've gone to three gastroenterologists and have gone on many diets and even done silly Kegel exercises! There's no real cure or treatment for leaky gas (you can't hold in your farts and you have a persistent odor) in the medical field currently. I've tried spraying my ass with a gallons-worth of febreeze and wearing 2 layers of windbreakers (a suiting name...) to no avail! I'm in a support group for this condition and quite a lot of them consider suicide because they hit a brick wall that leaves them trapped from society. Same goes with my Asperger's Syndrome support group.
Those things led me to one sour, bitter life of just hating on people out of pure spite (which has become my source for a lot of my entertainment.)
Um... wow... that is... well... that sucks... damn dude...
And I thought I had problems. 
Have you tried like an enema or something to... get it all out you know? I don't know. :/
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Could you answer zappa's post, i think it would put a lot of us more at ease
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Move along, folks. He has merely metamorphosed into a higher order of Troll, sometimes referred to as the "deep troll".
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On March 14 2012 12:39 FinestHour wrote:
Could you answer zappa's post, i think it would put a lot of us more at ease
lol, unfortunately I'm not trolling. It's not a joke. Yeah, I'm going through a big, weird moment in my life right now.
Just thought it might do me some good to at least express myself by blogging since I don't have anyone to really talk to personally about it. I'd be willing to provide proof to assure any skeptics.
I'll actually start writing about my experiences trying to de-trollify myself but I just need to vent first.
Also @sinesis, enemas will remove necessary bacterial flora from your gut; also, even if my bowels were clean, I still have to fart sooner or later during the day. You seriously cannot imagine the number of psychological scars I got from sitting in a small discussion room or lab and hearing people around me sniff and say brutal things about me. Even professors that I've T.A.'d for and my bosses talked behind my back.
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Hmmm how about modifying your diet?? maybe eating stuff that is less prone to make you gassy...
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