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Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States3216 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-11 02:23:56
March 11 2012 02:16 GMT
#1
Dear TL, I need some help. These days I am getting crushes on online girls that stream. Except my love for these girl streamers online is unrequited. They all have high elo boyfriends and since my elo is not high enough, I can never seem to get these girls. No, since my elo is too low, these girls won't even accept my friend requests.

[image loading]

First was kiruur. First time I saw her stream, I fell in love. Few days later, I found out that she was taken, by a guy with high elo. My poor heart couldn't handle it. But after time and healing, another girl came along.



Her name was becca.

[image loading]

Becca was so hot. And even though so many guys tried to hit on her, and actually succeeded, heard like 5 guys, I was still into her. Until her progamer bf supposedly knocked her up or something. I was devastated.



Then came yoonie.


[image loading]

The cutest out of the three girls, I couldn't resist Yoonie's charms, yelling out bear noises on stream and acting like she was 15. But today, I found out that she was taken also, by someone with high elo. I feel so hurt right now, because no gurls in real life compare to these hotties who play games. But they don't even look at people with low elo like me. I'm hurt TL. I need some emotional support. Will I ever find a gamer girl that will love me for my low elo, and the solidness of my abs, rather than my skills with the mouse? Also, I need help. Can anybody give me tips and tactics that will help me improve my elo, to get hot online girls to throw themselves at me? My fantasy is to have hot girls rape me.

Any hot online girls looking for love? Hit me up, my number is 012-345-6789.

Also, sorry to unichan. You will always be the girl with #1 personality. If I wasn't so shallow and into looks, I'd be over you too.

**
Lysenko
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Iceland2128 Posts
March 11 2012 02:18 GMT
#2
You know, the idea of applying elo to attractiveness is an interesting prospect. Who wants to start an online dating site?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lysenkoism
Roe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada6002 Posts
March 11 2012 02:20 GMT
#3
I wish I could find love.
firehand101
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Australia3152 Posts
March 11 2012 02:21 GMT
#4
ELO? what is that?
The opinions expressed by our users do not reflect the official position of TeamLiquid.net or its staff.
0123456789
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States3216 Posts
March 11 2012 02:22 GMT
#5
On March 11 2012 11:21 firehand101 wrote:
ELO? what is that?


ELO is equivalent to your ladder ranking or the amount of money you earn from playing in tourneys.
Bibbit
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada5377 Posts
March 11 2012 02:24 GMT
#6
Try contacting Hermione
aMEkaRmy
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Canada633 Posts
March 11 2012 02:25 GMT
#7
ELO is just your ladder ranking lol has nothing to do with tournament winnings
Team Captain for FXO.NA Follow me on twitter @FXOkarmy
KhAmun
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States1005 Posts
March 11 2012 02:25 GMT
#8
Lol there would be so many ecstatic nerds in the world if all the sudden girls began to care more about ranking and elo than anything else.
If only if only.
Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
March 11 2012 02:29 GMT
#9
Ouch, that dig at uni. Low blow son.
God Bless
lokiM
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3407 Posts
March 11 2012 02:36 GMT
#10
Unichan = KPF's
You can't fight the feeling.
unichan
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States4223 Posts
March 11 2012 02:37 GMT
#11
OMG THIS KID KEEPS GOING EVERYWHERE CALLING ME UGLY WHEN HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKE

:'(
:)
Purpl3
Profile Joined January 2011
United States1067 Posts
March 11 2012 02:38 GMT
#12
On March 11 2012 11:36 lokiM wrote:
Unichan = KPF's

Unibro=#nanashin's. Sorry.
MooMooMugi
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States10531 Posts
March 11 2012 02:39 GMT
#13
Unichan is wanted by many
|LoL & SC2 IGN both my username| Just livin' the baylife| Hearthstone ID: MooMooMugi#1544| Dank Memer since 2011
Shock710
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia6097 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-11 03:42:47
March 11 2012 02:43 GMT
#14
What are u talking about look at unichans posts its over 2000! she must be(she is) cute with posts that high <3 its like the female equivalent of ELO, ssoooo high ^^ if u dont want some unichan i'll have some!!
dAPhREAk gives Shock a * | [23:55] <Shock710> that was out of context -_- [16:26] <@motbob> Good question, Shock!
unichan
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States4223 Posts
March 11 2012 02:46 GMT
#15
oh yeah, what about maggie?
not good enough for you?
:)
firehand101
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Australia3152 Posts
March 11 2012 02:47 GMT
#16
On March 11 2012 11:37 unichan wrote:
OMG THIS KID KEEPS GOING EVERYWHERE CALLING ME UGLY WHEN HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKE

:'(

lol calm dow, you have #1 personality apparently
The opinions expressed by our users do not reflect the official position of TeamLiquid.net or its staff.
unichan
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States4223 Posts
March 11 2012 02:48 GMT
#17
On March 11 2012 11:47 firehand101 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 11 2012 11:37 unichan wrote:
OMG THIS KID KEEPS GOING EVERYWHERE CALLING ME UGLY WHEN HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKE

:'(

lol calm dow, you have #1 personality apparently

no one care about personality
:)
WaveofShadow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada31494 Posts
March 11 2012 02:50 GMT
#18
Oh god, why is blog happening?

Also, no love for Pooksie?
Racist.
twitch.tv/waveofshadow ||| Winner of AHGL's So You Think You Can Cast! ||| Juicy Dad for lyfe ||| 'idk i get a kick out of stupid things' - Jarms Yarng
mizU
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States12125 Posts
March 11 2012 02:53 GMT
#19
Get a higher ELO
if happy ever afters did exist <3 @watamizu_
jrkirby
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1510 Posts
March 11 2012 03:14 GMT
#20
Unichan, post a pic of your face. I'm sure you're a beautiful woman.
dongmydrum
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
United States139 Posts
March 11 2012 03:19 GMT
#21
hey guys hey guys, listen up.
I have a great idea
Why don't we
create a website where people can rate the hotness of girls
by assigning ELO

I hope no one steals that idea
lIlIlIlIlIlI
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Korea (South)3851 Posts
March 11 2012 03:20 GMT
#22
--- Nuked ---
Gheed
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States972 Posts
March 11 2012 03:22 GMT
#23
ELO is a rock band.

Elo is your rating.
turdburgler
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
England6749 Posts
March 11 2012 03:28 GMT
#24
On March 11 2012 12:14 jrkirby wrote:
Unichan, post a pic of your face. I'm sure you're a beautiful woman.


stay classy
deathray797
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
196 Posts
March 11 2012 03:35 GMT
#25
I like how half of this discussion is about unichan and the other half is about elo and almost none of it is actually about helping the dude
unichan
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States4223 Posts
March 11 2012 03:36 GMT
#26
On March 11 2012 12:35 deathray797 wrote:
I like how half of this discussion is about unichan and the other half is about elo and almost none of it is actually about helping the dude

#s is unhelpable
:)
Shock710
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia6097 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-11 03:53:13
March 11 2012 03:43 GMT
#27
On March 11 2012 11:43 Shock710 wrote:
What are u talking about look at unichans posts its over 2000! she must be(she is) cute with posts that high <3 its like the female equivalent of ELO, ssoooo high ^^ if u dont want some unichan i'll have some!!

T_T rejected by unichan....my posts are too low for her
edit after reading unichans response...T_T </3
how can i complete with manly 36k posts(abs) that konadora has T_T
dAPhREAk gives Shock a * | [23:55] <Shock710> that was out of context -_- [16:26] <@motbob> Good question, Shock!
unichan
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States4223 Posts
March 11 2012 03:44 GMT
#28
On March 11 2012 12:43 Shock710 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 11 2012 11:43 Shock710 wrote:
What are u talking about look at unichans posts its over 2000! she must be(she is) cute with posts that high <3 its like the female equivalent of ELO, ssoooo high ^^ if u dont want some unichan i'll have some!!

T_T rejected by unichan....my posts are too low for her

sorry my heart belongs to konadora
:)
UniversalSnip
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
9871 Posts
March 11 2012 03:58 GMT
#29
unichan has pokemon nails
"How fucking dare you defile the sanctity of DotA with your fucking casual plebian terminology? May the curse of Gaben and Volvo be upon you. le filthy casual."
CosmicSpiral
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States15275 Posts
March 11 2012 04:01 GMT
#30
On March 11 2012 12:19 dongmydrum wrote:
hey guys hey guys, listen up.
I have a great idea
Why don't we
create a website where people can rate the hotness of girls
by assigning ELO

I hope no one steals that idea


I already have the patent sucka!
WriterWovon man nicht sprechen kann, darüber muß man schweigen.
Shock710
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia6097 Posts
March 11 2012 04:10 GMT
#31
On March 11 2012 12:58 UniversalSnip wrote:
unichan has pokemon nails

and beautiful hands to go with them...ah.....<3
dAPhREAk gives Shock a * | [23:55] <Shock710> that was out of context -_- [16:26] <@motbob> Good question, Shock!
Hidden_MotiveS
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada2562 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-11 04:20:00
March 11 2012 04:14 GMT
#32
On March 11 2012 11:22 0123456789 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 11 2012 11:21 firehand101 wrote:
ELO? what is that?


ELO is equivalent to your ladder ranking or the amount of money you earn from playing in tourneys.

I've heard it also correlates positively with dick size.

edit: except not with girls I guess.
I feel you though... Riku's always too busy to play with me D:
Tortious_Tortoise
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States944 Posts
March 11 2012 04:31 GMT
#33
On March 11 2012 11:24 Bibbit wrote:
Try contacting Hermione


BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

All joking aside, Emma Watson is the most attractive woman on Earth.
Treating eSports as a social science since 2011; Credo: "The system is never wrong"-- Day9 Daily #400 Part 3
Chiharu Harukaze
Profile Joined September 2011
12112 Posts
March 11 2012 04:32 GMT
#34
On March 11 2012 11:16 0123456789 wrote:+ Show Spoiler +

Dear TL, I need some help. These days I am getting crushes on online girls that stream. Except my love for these girl streamers online is unrequited. They all have high elo boyfriends and since my elo is not high enough, I can never seem to get these girls. No, since my elo is too low, these girls won't even accept my friend requests.

[image loading]

First was kiruur. First time I saw her stream, I fell in love. Few days later, I found out that she was taken, by a guy with high elo. My poor heart couldn't handle it. But after time and healing, another girl came along.



Her name was becca.

[image loading]

Becca was so hot. And even though so many guys tried to hit on her, and actually succeeded, heard like 5 guys, I was still into her. Until her progamer bf supposedly knocked her up or something. I was devastated.



Then came yoonie.


[image loading]

The cutest out of the three girls, I couldn't resist Yoonie's charms, yelling out bear noises on stream and acting like she was 15. But today, I found out that she was taken also, by someone with high elo. I feel so hurt right now, because no gurls in real life compare to these hotties who play games. But they don't even look at people with low elo like me. I'm hurt TL. I need some emotional support. Will I ever find a gamer girl that will love me for my low elo, and the solidness of my abs, rather than my skills with the mouse? Also, I need help. Can anybody give me tips and tactics that will help me improve my elo, to get hot online girls to throw themselves at me? My fantasy is to have hot girls rape me.

Any hot online girls looking for love? Hit me up, my number is 012-345-6789.

Also, sorry to unichan. You will always be the girl with #1 personality. If I wasn't so shallow and into looks, I'd be over you too.

Quoting this before Numbers edits it out lol.


Real Numbers post though. Just get higher elo. Everyone knows Chicks Dig Elo.
It's like, "Is the Federation's Mobile Suit some kind of monster?"
turdburgler
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
England6749 Posts
March 11 2012 04:39 GMT
#35
only a numbers blog brings all the lol nerds out of the subforum x)
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
March 11 2012 04:40 GMT
#36
On March 11 2012 12:35 deathray797 wrote:
I like how half of this discussion is about unichan and the other half is about elo and almost none of it is actually about helping the dude

he doesn't need help? his methods are flawless
RIP Aaliyah
rezoacken
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada2719 Posts
March 11 2012 04:49 GMT
#37
On March 11 2012 12:19 dongmydrum wrote:
hey guys hey guys, listen up.
I have a great idea
Why don't we
create a website where people can rate the hotness of girls
by assigning ELO

I hope no one steals that idea


There are already sites where you can rate people pictures :p
Either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.
Doomblaze
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States1292 Posts
March 11 2012 05:19 GMT
#38
On March 11 2012 11:24 Bibbit wrote:
Try contacting Hermione



Oh god I laughed so hard at this. Great blog.
Im sure she will be able to fulfill all your desires one way or another.
In Mushi we trust
HuK
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada1591 Posts
March 11 2012 05:20 GMT
#39
ill play on ur account for like 4$ esports dollars a hour if its to help you get girlies
ProgamerLive like a God or die like a Slave 11:11
Glaceau
Profile Joined February 2012
Wales333 Posts
March 11 2012 05:25 GMT
#40
On March 11 2012 11:37 unichan wrote:
OMG THIS KID KEEPS GOING EVERYWHERE CALLING ME UGLY WHEN HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKE

:'(


hai unichan moving emote profile picture gurl.

karma #1 best mid

*Goes back undercover*
Cmon, swing it
unichan
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States4223 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-11 05:30:17
March 11 2012 05:27 GMT
#41
On March 11 2012 14:25 Glaceau wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 11 2012 11:37 unichan wrote:
OMG THIS KID KEEPS GOING EVERYWHERE CALLING ME UGLY WHEN HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKE

:'(


hai unichan moving emote profile picture gurl.

karma #1 best mid

*Goes back undercover*

what is moving emote profile picture
like on msn?

edit:
oh
my
god

LOL

i picked karma mid in a normal with this highish elo guy and he still makes fun of me about it sometimes
:)
HazMat
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States17077 Posts
March 11 2012 05:27 GMT
#42
On March 11 2012 14:20 HuK wrote:
ill play on ur account for like 4$ esports dollars a hour if its to help you get girlies

LoL Elo > SC2 Elo
www.youtube.com/user/ShakeDrizzle | League and SSBM content creator | Armada's Youtube Editor
Shock710
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia6097 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-11 05:40:00
March 11 2012 05:39 GMT
#43
On March 11 2012 12:44 unichan wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 11 2012 12:43 Shock710 wrote:
On March 11 2012 11:43 Shock710 wrote:
What are u talking about look at unichans posts its over 2000! she must be(she is) cute with posts that high <3 its like the female equivalent of ELO, ssoooo high ^^ if u dont want some unichan i'll have some!!

T_T rejected by unichan....my posts are too low for her

sorry my heart belongs to konadora

T_T i'll try to win u over then
"startling my run in the middle of town, bright sunlight at my back
as always, u tapped my shoulder
I'm so enthralled by you, yet for reasons unknow
your arm wont be linked to mine
i dont know when but my eyes were locked on you
and thats how it all began
I wont let you go, i wont have any doubts Crazy For You
I want to shout OUT l like you, lets try to change tomorrow
I wanna put an end to the times i couldnt speak
I want to shout OUT that i love you, and speak forward with confidence
These burning feelings i want you to catch"

for some nogalistic anime music
+ Show Spoiler +
dAPhREAk gives Shock a * | [23:55] <Shock710> that was out of context -_- [16:26] <@motbob> Good question, Shock!
RogerX
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
New Zealand3180 Posts
March 11 2012 05:46 GMT
#44
You know what they say,

Chicks dig ELO

eheheheheh.
Stick it up. take it up. step aside and see the world
matiK23
Profile Joined May 2011
United States963 Posts
March 11 2012 05:52 GMT
#45
What a weird, creepy blog.
Without a paddle up shit creek.
iSometric
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
2221 Posts
March 11 2012 06:32 GMT
#46
Wtf is this. Stream on what?
strava.com/athletes/zhaodynasty
Smix *
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States4549 Posts
March 11 2012 07:08 GMT
#47
On March 11 2012 12:44 unichan wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 11 2012 12:43 Shock710 wrote:
On March 11 2012 11:43 Shock710 wrote:
What are u talking about look at unichans posts its over 2000! she must be(she is) cute with posts that high <3 its like the female equivalent of ELO, ssoooo high ^^ if u dont want some unichan i'll have some!!

T_T rejected by unichan....my posts are too low for her

sorry my heart belongs to konadora


woah back off my husband plz
TranslatorBe an Optimist Prime, Not a Negatron // twitter @smixity
Shock710
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia6097 Posts
March 11 2012 07:13 GMT
#48
On March 11 2012 16:08 Smix wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 11 2012 12:44 unichan wrote:
On March 11 2012 12:43 Shock710 wrote:
On March 11 2012 11:43 Shock710 wrote:
What are u talking about look at unichans posts its over 2000! she must be(she is) cute with posts that high <3 its like the female equivalent of ELO, ssoooo high ^^ if u dont want some unichan i'll have some!!

T_T rejected by unichan....my posts are too low for her

sorry my heart belongs to konadora


woah back off my husband plz

Dw i'll be there for you if u want ^^ <3
dAPhREAk gives Shock a * | [23:55] <Shock710> that was out of context -_- [16:26] <@motbob> Good question, Shock!
Gamerportal
Profile Joined March 2012
United States33 Posts
March 11 2012 07:14 GMT
#49
Ok dude, heres what you do:
1. Go to your local Grocery store
2. Get a pack of Fruit bubblelicious, skittles, and moantain dew: code red
3.Repeat steps 1-2, if you dont get a "Girlfriend" repeat step 3
Get pwned
cmen15
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States1519 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-11 07:42:52
March 11 2012 07:42 GMT
#50
LOL this is too great. 5/5
Greed leads to just about all losses.
HuK
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada1591 Posts
March 11 2012 07:51 GMT
#51
On March 11 2012 14:27 HazMat wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 11 2012 14:20 HuK wrote:
ill play on ur account for like 4$ esports dollars a hour if its to help you get girlies

LoL Elo > SC2 Elo



who says im not godly at LoL too?
ProgamerLive like a God or die like a Slave 11:11
TheKefka
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Croatia11752 Posts
March 11 2012 08:05 GMT
#52
On March 11 2012 16:08 Smix wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 11 2012 12:44 unichan wrote:
On March 11 2012 12:43 Shock710 wrote:
On March 11 2012 11:43 Shock710 wrote:
What are u talking about look at unichans posts its over 2000! she must be(she is) cute with posts that high <3 its like the female equivalent of ELO, ssoooo high ^^ if u dont want some unichan i'll have some!!

T_T rejected by unichan....my posts are too low for her

sorry my heart belongs to konadora


woah back off my husband plz

[image loading]
Cackle™
meatbox
Profile Joined August 2011
Australia349 Posts
March 11 2012 08:05 GMT
#53
Just claim you play Starcraft 2 for fun and troll in every game, also those with higher ELO are likely to be physically deficient, eat 2-3kgs of food per day and get fit or go to the gym!
www.footballanarcy.com/forum
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9104 Posts
March 11 2012 08:11 GMT
#54
At first I thought this was a serious blog. Plz don't scare me like that.
Kipsate
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Netherlands45349 Posts
March 11 2012 08:24 GMT
#55
Don't ever go to Afreeca
WriterXiao8~~
NonFactor
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Sweden698 Posts
March 11 2012 08:31 GMT
#56
On March 11 2012 16:51 HuK wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 11 2012 14:27 HazMat wrote:
On March 11 2012 14:20 HuK wrote:
ill play on ur account for like 4$ esports dollars a hour if its to help you get girlies

LoL Elo > SC2 Elo



who says im not godly at LoL too?


You should stream LoL, and enjoy the shit fest that follows: ''OMG HUK PLAYS LOL, LOL WORST GAME EVER''.
phiinix
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States1169 Posts
March 11 2012 08:39 GMT
#57
Blogs have the tendency to lie on the spectrum of enjoyable to strange. This is at both extremes.
l10f *
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3241 Posts
March 11 2012 08:44 GMT
#58
I'll do it for $3. Ask Roffles about how I'm Flash of LoL.
Writer
Yenticha
Profile Joined July 2010
257 Posts
March 11 2012 08:49 GMT
#59
I know a guy who could track these hotties+their lame bfs irl for you. PM me if interested!
Kamais Ookin
Profile Joined January 2012
Canada591 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-11 08:54:20
March 11 2012 08:54 GMT
#60
Who the hell is unichan besides being a user on TL. Is she hot? I'm so confused on what's going on in this blog! X_X
MAL Profile: http://myanimelist.net/profile/Kamais_Ookin Twitch account streaming fighting games and PC games, etc twitch.tv/kamais_ookin
Lucumo
Profile Joined January 2010
6850 Posts
March 11 2012 08:57 GMT
#61
On March 11 2012 17:24 Kipsate wrote:
Don't ever go to Afreeca

Why not? That would definitely cure him.
PHILtheTANK
Profile Joined March 2011
United States1834 Posts
March 11 2012 09:06 GMT
#62
goodluck on gettin dat ELO bro... get it real good.
Jieun <3
RogerX
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
New Zealand3180 Posts
March 11 2012 09:18 GMT
#63
Does this explain how Reginald gets all the females?
Stick it up. take it up. step aside and see the world
red_
Profile Joined May 2010
United States8474 Posts
March 11 2012 09:22 GMT
#64
On March 11 2012 17:54 Kamais Ookin wrote:
Is she hot?X


Like the sun.
How did the experience of working at Mr Burns' Nuclear Plant influence Homer's composition of the Iliad and Odyssey?
Shock710
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia6097 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-11 09:30:43
March 11 2012 09:28 GMT
#65
On March 11 2012 17:54 Kamais Ookin wrote:
Who the hell is unichan besides being a user on TL. Is she hot? I'm so confused on what's going on in this blog! X_X

One of the many insanely cute female TLers. is she hot? Well let's say u took her hotness and turned it into cute and added it with her current lvl of cute....well let's just say there would be no need for hello kittys and pandas. ^^ <3
dAPhREAk gives Shock a * | [23:55] <Shock710> that was out of context -_- [16:26] <@motbob> Good question, Shock!
Kamais Ookin
Profile Joined January 2012
Canada591 Posts
March 11 2012 09:36 GMT
#66
On March 11 2012 18:28 Shock710 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 11 2012 17:54 Kamais Ookin wrote:
Who the hell is unichan besides being a user on TL. Is she hot? I'm so confused on what's going on in this blog! X_X

One of the many insanely cute female TLers. is she hot? Well let's say u took her hotness and turned it into cute and added it with her current lvl of cute....well let's just say there would be no need for hello kittys and pandas. ^^ <3
Sounds good!

(please forgive me for not knowing these things unichan!)
MAL Profile: http://myanimelist.net/profile/Kamais_Ookin Twitch account streaming fighting games and PC games, etc twitch.tv/kamais_ookin
Kaal
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Djibouti2514 Posts
March 11 2012 09:44 GMT
#67
Numbers you should have kept ParkSungJun/ParkJaeHyuk at plat elo and not lost so much.

Then you could get chicks.
adwodon
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United Kingdom592 Posts
March 11 2012 13:37 GMT
#68
Im so confused by this blog o.O
Shock710
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia6097 Posts
March 11 2012 13:59 GMT
#69
On March 11 2012 22:37 adwodon wrote:
Im so confused by this blog o.O

its basically "numbers" (the guy who wrote the blod) trying to get some LOL girl streams to be his gf, but seeing as they are all taken by other players of LOL with higher elo(ranking system) and asking TL for some help, but he ends with saying how Unichan isnt as pretty as the other girl streams, which unigirl is sadden by, in response i confess my love to her and she rejects me (poo....T_T) then the rest is scattered ideas and about unichan (a bit of smix fighting over unichan for konadora (who wouldnt love his 36k+ abs(posts))
so yeah thats basically what happened to this blod (very little actully helping numbers with his problem)
dAPhREAk gives Shock a * | [23:55] <Shock710> that was out of context -_- [16:26] <@motbob> Good question, Shock!
Dice17
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States520 Posts
March 12 2012 00:00 GMT
#70
pretty sure yoonie is taken by a TSM player
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0123456789
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States3216 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-12 05:48:29
March 12 2012 04:47 GMT
#71
On March 11 2012 17:44 l10f wrote:
I'll do it for $3. Ask Roffles about how I'm Flash of LoL.


On March 11 2012 14:20 HuK wrote:
ill play on ur account for like 4$ esports dollars a hour if its to help you get girlies


Finally some good solutions and some help. Can't believe people hijacked my thread to hit on unichan. What elo are you guys? And I would be willing to pay more if you showed me the quality of girls you are regularly hooking up with.
meatbox
Profile Joined August 2011
Australia349 Posts
March 12 2012 06:06 GMT
#72
On March 12 2012 13:47 0123456789 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 11 2012 17:44 l10f wrote:
I'll do it for $3. Ask Roffles about how I'm Flash of LoL.


Show nested quote +
On March 11 2012 14:20 HuK wrote:
ill play on ur account for like 4$ esports dollars a hour if its to help you get girlies


Finally some good solutions and some help. Can't believe people hijacked my thread to hit on unichan. What elo are you guys? And I would be willing to pay more if you showed me the quality of girls you are regularly hooking up with.

LOL , mate what rank are you? you got to focus on other aspects too, these sc2 girls only care about elo? that would be stupid
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Shock710
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia6097 Posts
March 12 2012 10:15 GMT
#73
On March 12 2012 13:47 0123456789 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 11 2012 17:44 l10f wrote:
I'll do it for $3. Ask Roffles about how I'm Flash of LoL.


Show nested quote +
On March 11 2012 14:20 HuK wrote:
ill play on ur account for like 4$ esports dollars a hour if its to help you get girlies


Finally some good solutions and some help. Can't believe people hijacked my thread to hit on unichan. What elo are you guys? And I would be willing to pay more if you showed me the quality of girls you are regularly hooking up with.

Lol hey you're the one who took a shot at unichan, just gotta defend what I love <3
dAPhREAk gives Shock a * | [23:55] <Shock710> that was out of context -_- [16:26] <@motbob> Good question, Shock!
Leeoku
Profile Joined May 2010
1617 Posts
March 12 2012 10:21 GMT
#74
it's also because people in higher elo are closer together and a more common community
zulu_nation8
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
China26351 Posts
March 12 2012 11:25 GMT
#75
need some cute white girl streamers
unichan
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States4223 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-12 13:36:12
March 12 2012 13:20 GMT
#76
On March 12 2012 19:21 Leeoku wrote:
it's also because people in higher elo are closer together and a more common community

what is this relevant to lol

On March 11 2012 17:54 Kamais Ookin wrote:
Who the hell is unichan besides being a user on TL. Is she hot? I'm so confused on what's going on in this blog! X_X

On March 12 2012 22:26 TheToast wrote:
Three of many questions I have:

1. Is this a troll blog?
2. Is HuK serious about that offer?
3. Who is unichan??


ITS OK IF NONE OF YOU GUYS KNOW ME APPARENTLY A LOT OF THE PEOPLE FROM THE COOL HIGH ELO COMMUNITY REMEMBER ME SO WHATEVER ;___;

:)
TheToast
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States4808 Posts
March 12 2012 13:26 GMT
#77
Three of many questions I have:

1. Is this a troll blog?
2. Is HuK serious about that offer?
3. Who is unichan??
I like the way the walls go out. Gives you an open feeling. Firefly's a good design. People don't appreciate the substance of things. Objects in space. People miss out on what's solid.
Chiharu Harukaze
Profile Joined September 2011
12112 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-12 13:31:10
March 12 2012 13:30 GMT
#78
On March 12 2012 13:47 0123456789 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 11 2012 17:44 l10f wrote:
I'll do it for $3. Ask Roffles about how I'm Flash of LoL.


Show nested quote +
On March 11 2012 14:20 HuK wrote:
ill play on ur account for like 4$ esports dollars a hour if its to help you get girlies


Finally some good solutions and some help. Can't believe people hijacked my thread to hit on unichan. What elo are you guys? And I would be willing to pay more if you showed me the quality of girls you are regularly hooking up with.

Psh. You get what you pay for. I can offer true quality.

For $500 a day I can hax Elo server with my connektionz and give you mad Eloz and make you perma-rank 1. One time offer. Act fast. Only valid until 12 March 2230 KST.
It's like, "Is the Federation's Mobile Suit some kind of monster?"
cascades
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Singapore6122 Posts
March 12 2012 15:16 GMT
#79
On March 12 2012 13:47 0123456789 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 11 2012 17:44 l10f wrote:
I'll do it for $3. Ask Roffles about how I'm Flash of LoL.


Show nested quote +
On March 11 2012 14:20 HuK wrote:
ill play on ur account for like 4$ esports dollars a hour if its to help you get girlies


Finally some good solutions and some help. Can't believe people hijacked my thread to hit on unichan. What elo are you guys? .


Chinese have saying: Cannot have fish, have prawn.
HS: cascades#1595 || LoL: stoppin
Two_DoWn
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States13684 Posts
March 12 2012 15:31 GMT
#80
How did this get to 4 pages without somoene reminding everyone that Elo has a direct correlation with penis size.

So #'s, it isnt you. Well, it kind of is, its just mini #'s needs some help.
"What is the air speed velocity of an unladen courier?" "Dire or Radiant?"
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
March 12 2012 16:42 GMT
#81
On March 12 2012 22:26 TheToast wrote:
Three of many questions I have:

1. Is this a troll blog?
2. Is HuK serious about that offer?
3. Who is unichan??

1. This thread delivers, troll or not. *Stamp of Approval*
2. Clearly, HuK knows that chicks dig ELOs. He's a bro, he'll help the lowly noobs out =P
3. WHO IS UNICHAN??

Also,

On March 11 2012 17:44 l10f wrote:
I'll do it for $3. Ask Roffles about how I'm Flash of LoL.

I don't know man, all I've seen from the TS chat is "TERROR MAN FUCKING TERROR"
[TLMS] REBOOT
Ruffian
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States369 Posts
March 12 2012 16:52 GMT
#82
This blog is all kinds of strange lol. I will admit all those girls posted are qts<3
There's a class for this (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
TheToast
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States4808 Posts
March 12 2012 16:59 GMT
#83
On March 13 2012 01:42 OpticalShot wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 12 2012 22:26 TheToast wrote:
Three of many questions I have:

1. Is this a troll blog?
2. Is HuK serious about that offer?
3. Who is unichan??

1. This thread delivers, troll or not. *Stamp of Approval*
2. Clearly, HuK knows that chicks dig ELOs. He's a bro, he'll help the lowly noobs out =P
3. WHO IS UNICHAN??



What? Am I supposed to know who they are?

All of my SC knowledge is derived from LP, if it's not listed there it must not exist.

I like the way the walls go out. Gives you an open feeling. Firefly's a good design. People don't appreciate the substance of things. Objects in space. People miss out on what's solid.
unichan
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States4223 Posts
March 12 2012 17:08 GMT
#84
I'm famous for being the only female rank 1 grandmaster in the world, on their zimbabwean server. Someone go make a LP entry for me pls
:)
Kamille
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Monaco1035 Posts
March 12 2012 17:19 GMT
#85
On March 11 2012 17:44 l10f wrote:
I'll do it for $3. Ask Roffles about how I'm Flash of LoL.


He forgot to mention that for this to be true, everyone would be M18M.
Priphea
TheToast
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States4808 Posts
March 12 2012 17:47 GMT
#86
On March 13 2012 02:08 unichan wrote:
I'm famous for being the only female rank 1 grandmaster in the world, on their zimbabwean server. Someone go make a LP entry for me pls


Umm okay....


Btw why is Ares[Effort] not on this list?
I like the way the walls go out. Gives you an open feeling. Firefly's a good design. People don't appreciate the substance of things. Objects in space. People miss out on what's solid.
Shock710
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia6097 Posts
March 13 2012 00:25 GMT
#87
On March 13 2012 02:08 unichan wrote:
I'm famous for being the only female rank 1 grandmaster in the world, on their zimbabwean server. Someone go make a LP entry for me pls

U'll always be number 1 grandmaster to me
dAPhREAk gives Shock a * | [23:55] <Shock710> that was out of context -_- [16:26] <@motbob> Good question, Shock!
EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
March 13 2012 01:10 GMT
#88
Dota 2 Dota 2 Dota 2 Dota 2 Dota 2 Dota 2 Dota 2 Dota 2 Dota 2 Dota 2 Dota 2

+ Show Spoiler +
iBreaks Themes?
GGTeMpLaR
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States7226 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-13 07:29:22
March 13 2012 07:28 GMT
#89
On March 11 2012 11:24 Bibbit wrote:
Try contacting Hermione


ahaha I shoulda seen that coming before I clicked on the link cause I just saw that in the other thread less than an hour ago
Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
March 13 2012 08:21 GMT
#90
I'd take up Huk on his deal. l10f's just a scammer. He's just a cheeser with one trick up his sleeve. Other than that one trick he plays like Hyuk.
God Bless
slam
Profile Joined May 2010
United States923 Posts
March 13 2012 09:28 GMT
#91
What about intrigue?
I hear she dates guys even if they don't have high Elo.
I also hear she is really cute.
I get it.
Riku
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States1064 Posts
March 20 2012 00:19 GMT
#92
Personality >> Looks

I fell for Serif before I knew his ELO, that he was a Rioter or that he was ridiculously handsome.

;p

Maybe you should find a good companion before you find a "hot" one.
Creative Director, CEO at Stumbling Cat, Writer for Broken Joysticks - Twitter: @RikuKat
DanielD
Profile Joined May 2010
United States192 Posts
March 20 2012 02:00 GMT
#93
Pics of abs please.
"Strong people are harder to kill than weak people and more useful in general." - Mark Rippetoe
Arterial
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Australia1039 Posts
March 20 2012 02:49 GMT
#94
On March 20 2012 09:19 Riku wrote:
Personality >> Looks

I fell for Serif before I knew his ELO, that he was a Rioter or that he was ridiculously handsome.

;p

Maybe you should find a good companion before you find a "hot" one.

would you go out with this guy?
[image loading]
savior & jaedong
Riku
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States1064 Posts
March 20 2012 05:21 GMT
#95
On March 20 2012 11:49 Arterial wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 20 2012 09:19 Riku wrote:
Personality >> Looks

I fell for Serif before I knew his ELO, that he was a Rioter or that he was ridiculously handsome.

;p

Maybe you should find a good companion before you find a "hot" one.

would you go out with this guy?
[image loading]


Haha, well, rather pointless question since I'm already taken.

However, I have dated people that I did not consider physically attractive because I liked their personalities. I'd post a picture, but I think it would be rather rude to directly call someone out like that.

Creative Director, CEO at Stumbling Cat, Writer for Broken Joysticks - Twitter: @RikuKat
IMoperator
Profile Joined October 2011
4476 Posts
March 20 2012 05:51 GMT
#96
What a circlejerk.
Air2gear
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
177 Posts
March 20 2012 05:57 GMT
#97
Huh, I just want to say that this thread is bloody weird, and that I must not be very active because I have no clue who unichan is.
ggggbabybabybaby
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Canada304 Posts
March 20 2012 07:32 GMT
#98
On March 13 2012 17:21 Roffles wrote:
I'd take up Huk on his deal. l10f's just a scammer. He's just a cheeser with one trick up his sleeve. Other than that one trick he plays like Hyuk.


I thought Huk got his name from Hyuk? Occassional flashes of brilliance. Occassional bermuda triangle recalls losses to Virus.
Arterial
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Australia1039 Posts
March 20 2012 10:48 GMT
#99
On March 20 2012 14:21 Riku wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 20 2012 11:49 Arterial wrote:
On March 20 2012 09:19 Riku wrote:
Personality >> Looks

I fell for Serif before I knew his ELO, that he was a Rioter or that he was ridiculously handsome.

;p

Maybe you should find a good companion before you find a "hot" one.

would you go out with this guy?
[image loading]


Haha, well, rather pointless question since I'm already taken.

However, I have dated people that I did not consider physically attractive because I liked their personalities. I'd post a picture, but I think it would be rather rude to directly call someone out like that.


Yeah I wasn't really concerned with whether or not you're taken right now.

You didn't answer my question btw.
savior & jaedong
SkyBlaze
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada191 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-20 13:20:26
March 20 2012 13:19 GMT
#100
My question is where did he the pictures from. I'm a bit interested. but I don't play LoL i've avoid it like the plague for some years now (even knowing a lot people that do play it.). With that said I guess not if there too into LoL.
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unichan
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States4223 Posts
March 20 2012 15:20 GMT
#101
On March 20 2012 22:19 SkyBlaze wrote:
My question is where did he the pictures from. I'm a bit interested. but I don't play LoL i've avoid it like the plague for some years now (even knowing a lot people that do play it.). With that said I guess not if there too into LoL.

I don't really understand your post, sounds like you were interested at first but not anymore since they play LoL? Did you come post here just to take a dig at the game? How cute.
Anyways, these are streamers, he could have easily gotten the pictures from either googling them or looking up their facebook fan pages. It's 0123456789 though, so he probably has them saved to him computer.
:)
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