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Dear TL, I need some help. These days I am getting crushes on online girls that stream. Except my love for these girl streamers online is unrequited. They all have high elo boyfriends and since my elo is not high enough, I can never seem to get these girls. No, since my elo is too low, these girls won't even accept my friend requests.
First was kiruur. First time I saw her stream, I fell in love. Few days later, I found out that she was taken, by a guy with high elo. My poor heart couldn't handle it. But after time and healing, another girl came along.
Her name was becca.
Becca was so hot. And even though so many guys tried to hit on her, and actually succeeded, heard like 5 guys, I was still into her. Until her progamer bf supposedly knocked her up or something. I was devastated.
Then came yoonie.
The cutest out of the three girls, I couldn't resist Yoonie's charms, yelling out bear noises on stream and acting like she was 15. But today, I found out that she was taken also, by someone with high elo. I feel so hurt right now, because no gurls in real life compare to these hotties who play games. But they don't even look at people with low elo like me. I'm hurt TL. I need some emotional support. Will I ever find a gamer girl that will love me for my low elo, and the solidness of my abs, rather than my skills with the mouse? Also, I need help. Can anybody give me tips and tactics that will help me improve my elo, to get hot online girls to throw themselves at me? My fantasy is to have hot girls rape me.
Any hot online girls looking for love? Hit me up, my number is 012-345-6789.
Also, sorry to unichan. You will always be the girl with #1 personality. If I wasn't so shallow and into looks, I'd be over you too.
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You know, the idea of applying elo to attractiveness is an interesting prospect. Who wants to start an online dating site?
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I wish I could find love.
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On March 11 2012 11:21 firehand101 wrote: ELO? what is that?
ELO is equivalent to your ladder ranking or the amount of money you earn from playing in tourneys.
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ELO is just your ladder ranking lol has nothing to do with tournament winnings
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Lol there would be so many ecstatic nerds in the world if all the sudden girls began to care more about ranking and elo than anything else. If only if only.
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Roffles
Pitcairn19291 Posts
Ouch, that dig at uni. Low blow son.
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OMG THIS KID KEEPS GOING EVERYWHERE CALLING ME UGLY WHEN HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKE
:'(
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On March 11 2012 11:36 lokiM wrote: Unichan = KPF's Unibro=#nanashin's. Sorry.
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Unichan is wanted by many
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What are u talking about look at unichans posts its over 2000! she must be(she is) cute with posts that high <3 its like the female equivalent of ELO, ssoooo high ^^ if u dont want some unichan i'll have some!!
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oh yeah, what about maggie? not good enough for you?
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On March 11 2012 11:37 unichan wrote: OMG THIS KID KEEPS GOING EVERYWHERE CALLING ME UGLY WHEN HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKE
:'( lol calm dow, you have #1 personality apparently
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On March 11 2012 11:47 firehand101 wrote:Show nested quote +On March 11 2012 11:37 unichan wrote: OMG THIS KID KEEPS GOING EVERYWHERE CALLING ME UGLY WHEN HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKE
:'( lol calm dow, you have #1 personality apparently no one care about personality
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Oh god, why is blog happening?
Also, no love for Pooksie? Racist.
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Unichan, post a pic of your face. I'm sure you're a beautiful woman.
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hey guys hey guys, listen up. I have a great idea Why don't we create a website where people can rate the hotness of girls by assigning ELO
I hope no one steals that idea
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ELO is a rock band.
Elo is your rating.
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On March 11 2012 12:14 jrkirby wrote: Unichan, post a pic of your face. I'm sure you're a beautiful woman.
stay classy
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I like how half of this discussion is about unichan and the other half is about elo and almost none of it is actually about helping the dude
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On March 11 2012 12:35 deathray797 wrote: I like how half of this discussion is about unichan and the other half is about elo and almost none of it is actually about helping the dude #s is unhelpable
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On March 11 2012 11:43 Shock710 wrote: What are u talking about look at unichans posts its over 2000! she must be(she is) cute with posts that high <3 its like the female equivalent of ELO, ssoooo high ^^ if u dont want some unichan i'll have some!!
T_T rejected by unichan....my posts are too low for her edit after reading unichans response...T_T </3 how can i complete with manly 36k posts(abs) that konadora has T_T
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On March 11 2012 12:43 Shock710 wrote:Show nested quote +On March 11 2012 11:43 Shock710 wrote: What are u talking about look at unichans posts its over 2000! she must be(she is) cute with posts that high <3 its like the female equivalent of ELO, ssoooo high ^^ if u dont want some unichan i'll have some!!
T_T rejected by unichan....my posts are too low for her sorry my heart belongs to konadora
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unichan has pokemon nails
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United States15275 Posts
On March 11 2012 12:19 dongmydrum wrote: hey guys hey guys, listen up. I have a great idea Why don't we create a website where people can rate the hotness of girls by assigning ELO
I hope no one steals that idea
I already have the patent sucka!
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On March 11 2012 12:58 UniversalSnip wrote: unichan has pokemon nails and beautiful hands to go with them...ah.....<3
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On March 11 2012 11:22 0123456789 wrote:ELO is equivalent to your ladder ranking or the amount of money you earn from playing in tourneys. I've heard it also correlates positively with dick size.
edit: except not with girls I guess. I feel you though... Riku's always too busy to play with me D:
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
All joking aside, Emma Watson is the most attractive woman on Earth.
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On March 11 2012 11:16 0123456789 wrote:+ Show Spoiler +Dear TL, I need some help. These days I am getting crushes on online girls that stream. Except my love for these girl streamers online is unrequited. They all have high elo boyfriends and since my elo is not high enough, I can never seem to get these girls. No, since my elo is too low, these girls won't even accept my friend requests. First was kiruur. First time I saw her stream, I fell in love. Few days later, I found out that she was taken, by a guy with high elo. My poor heart couldn't handle it. But after time and healing, another girl came along. Her name was becca. Becca was so hot. And even though so many guys tried to hit on her, and actually succeeded, heard like 5 guys, I was still into her. Until her progamer bf supposedly knocked her up or something. I was devastated. Then came yoonie. The cutest out of the three girls, I couldn't resist Yoonie's charms, yelling out bear noises on stream and acting like she was 15. But today, I found out that she was taken also, by someone with high elo. I feel so hurt right now, because no gurls in real life compare to these hotties who play games. But they don't even look at people with low elo like me. I'm hurt TL. I need some emotional support. Will I ever find a gamer girl that will love me for my low elo, and the solidness of my abs, rather than my skills with the mouse? Also, I need help. Can anybody give me tips and tactics that will help me improve my elo, to get hot online girls to throw themselves at me? My fantasy is to have hot girls rape me. Any hot online girls looking for love? Hit me up, my number is 012-345-6789. Also, sorry to unichan. You will always be the girl with #1 personality. If I wasn't so shallow and into looks, I'd be over you too. Quoting this before Numbers edits it out lol.
Real Numbers post though. Just get higher elo. Everyone knows Chicks Dig Elo.
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only a numbers blog brings all the lol nerds out of the subforum x)
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On March 11 2012 12:35 deathray797 wrote: I like how half of this discussion is about unichan and the other half is about elo and almost none of it is actually about helping the dude he doesn't need help? his methods are flawless
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On March 11 2012 12:19 dongmydrum wrote: hey guys hey guys, listen up. I have a great idea Why don't we create a website where people can rate the hotness of girls by assigning ELO
I hope no one steals that idea
There are already sites where you can rate people pictures :p
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Oh god I laughed so hard at this. Great blog. Im sure she will be able to fulfill all your desires one way or another.
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Canada1591 Posts
ill play on ur account for like 4$ esports dollars a hour if its to help you get girlies
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On March 11 2012 11:37 unichan wrote: OMG THIS KID KEEPS GOING EVERYWHERE CALLING ME UGLY WHEN HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKE
:'(
hai unichan moving emote profile picture gurl.
karma #1 best mid
*Goes back undercover*
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On March 11 2012 14:25 Glaceau wrote:Show nested quote +On March 11 2012 11:37 unichan wrote: OMG THIS KID KEEPS GOING EVERYWHERE CALLING ME UGLY WHEN HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKE
:'( hai unichan moving emote profile picture gurl. karma #1 best mid *Goes back undercover* what is moving emote profile picture like on msn?
edit: oh my god
LOL
i picked karma mid in a normal with this highish elo guy and he still makes fun of me about it sometimes
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On March 11 2012 14:20 HuK wrote: ill play on ur account for like 4$ esports dollars a hour if its to help you get girlies LoL Elo > SC2 Elo
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On March 11 2012 12:44 unichan wrote:Show nested quote +On March 11 2012 12:43 Shock710 wrote:On March 11 2012 11:43 Shock710 wrote: What are u talking about look at unichans posts its over 2000! she must be(she is) cute with posts that high <3 its like the female equivalent of ELO, ssoooo high ^^ if u dont want some unichan i'll have some!!
T_T rejected by unichan....my posts are too low for her sorry my heart belongs to konadora T_T i'll try to win u over then "startling my run in the middle of town, bright sunlight at my back as always, u tapped my shoulder I'm so enthralled by you, yet for reasons unknow your arm wont be linked to mine i dont know when but my eyes were locked on you and thats how it all began I wont let you go, i wont have any doubts Crazy For You I want to shout OUT l like you, lets try to change tomorrow I wanna put an end to the times i couldnt speak I want to shout OUT that i love you, and speak forward with confidence These burning feelings i want you to catch"
for some nogalistic anime music + Show Spoiler +
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You know what they say,
Chicks dig ELO
eheheheheh.
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What a weird, creepy blog.
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Wtf is this. Stream on what?
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Smix
United States4549 Posts
On March 11 2012 12:44 unichan wrote:Show nested quote +On March 11 2012 12:43 Shock710 wrote:On March 11 2012 11:43 Shock710 wrote: What are u talking about look at unichans posts its over 2000! she must be(she is) cute with posts that high <3 its like the female equivalent of ELO, ssoooo high ^^ if u dont want some unichan i'll have some!!
T_T rejected by unichan....my posts are too low for her sorry my heart belongs to konadora
woah back off my husband plz
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On March 11 2012 16:08 Smix wrote:Show nested quote +On March 11 2012 12:44 unichan wrote:On March 11 2012 12:43 Shock710 wrote:On March 11 2012 11:43 Shock710 wrote: What are u talking about look at unichans posts its over 2000! she must be(she is) cute with posts that high <3 its like the female equivalent of ELO, ssoooo high ^^ if u dont want some unichan i'll have some!!
T_T rejected by unichan....my posts are too low for her sorry my heart belongs to konadora woah back off my husband plz Dw i'll be there for you if u want ^^ <3
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Ok dude, heres what you do: 1. Go to your local Grocery store 2. Get a pack of Fruit bubblelicious, skittles, and moantain dew: code red 3.Repeat steps 1-2, if you dont get a "Girlfriend" repeat step 3
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LOL this is too great. 5/5
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Canada1591 Posts
On March 11 2012 14:27 HazMat wrote:Show nested quote +On March 11 2012 14:20 HuK wrote: ill play on ur account for like 4$ esports dollars a hour if its to help you get girlies LoL Elo > SC2 Elo
who says im not godly at LoL too?
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On March 11 2012 16:08 Smix wrote:Show nested quote +On March 11 2012 12:44 unichan wrote:On March 11 2012 12:43 Shock710 wrote:On March 11 2012 11:43 Shock710 wrote: What are u talking about look at unichans posts its over 2000! she must be(she is) cute with posts that high <3 its like the female equivalent of ELO, ssoooo high ^^ if u dont want some unichan i'll have some!!
T_T rejected by unichan....my posts are too low for her sorry my heart belongs to konadora woah back off my husband plz
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Just claim you play Starcraft 2 for fun and troll in every game, also those with higher ELO are likely to be physically deficient, eat 2-3kgs of food per day and get fit or go to the gym!
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At first I thought this was a serious blog. Plz don't scare me like that.
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Netherlands45349 Posts
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On March 11 2012 16:51 HuK wrote:Show nested quote +On March 11 2012 14:27 HazMat wrote:On March 11 2012 14:20 HuK wrote: ill play on ur account for like 4$ esports dollars a hour if its to help you get girlies LoL Elo > SC2 Elo who says im not godly at LoL too?
You should stream LoL, and enjoy the shit fest that follows: ''OMG HUK PLAYS LOL, LOL WORST GAME EVER''.
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Blogs have the tendency to lie on the spectrum of enjoyable to strange. This is at both extremes.
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l10f
United States3241 Posts
I'll do it for $3. Ask Roffles about how I'm Flash of LoL.
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I know a guy who could track these hotties+their lame bfs irl for you. PM me if interested!
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Who the hell is unichan besides being a user on TL. Is she hot? I'm so confused on what's going on in this blog! X_X
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On March 11 2012 17:24 Kipsate wrote: Don't ever go to Afreeca Why not? That would definitely cure him.
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goodluck on gettin dat ELO bro... get it real good.
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Does this explain how Reginald gets all the females?
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On March 11 2012 17:54 Kamais Ookin wrote: Is she hot?X
Like the sun.
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On March 11 2012 17:54 Kamais Ookin wrote: Who the hell is unichan besides being a user on TL. Is she hot? I'm so confused on what's going on in this blog! X_X One of the many insanely cute female TLers. is she hot? Well let's say u took her hotness and turned it into cute and added it with her current lvl of cute....well let's just say there would be no need for hello kittys and pandas. ^^ <3
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On March 11 2012 18:28 Shock710 wrote:Show nested quote +On March 11 2012 17:54 Kamais Ookin wrote: Who the hell is unichan besides being a user on TL. Is she hot? I'm so confused on what's going on in this blog! X_X One of the many insanely cute female TLers. is she hot? Well let's say u took her hotness and turned it into cute and added it with her current lvl of cute....well let's just say there would be no need for hello kittys and pandas. ^^ <3 Sounds good!
(please forgive me for not knowing these things unichan!)
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Numbers you should have kept ParkSungJun/ParkJaeHyuk at plat elo and not lost so much.
Then you could get chicks.
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Im so confused by this blog o.O
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On March 11 2012 22:37 adwodon wrote: Im so confused by this blog o.O its basically "numbers" (the guy who wrote the blod) trying to get some LOL girl streams to be his gf, but seeing as they are all taken by other players of LOL with higher elo(ranking system) and asking TL for some help, but he ends with saying how Unichan isnt as pretty as the other girl streams, which unigirl is sadden by, in response i confess my love to her and she rejects me (poo....T_T) then the rest is scattered ideas and about unichan (a bit of smix fighting over unichan for konadora (who wouldnt love his 36k+ abs(posts)) so yeah thats basically what happened to this blod (very little actully helping numbers with his problem)
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pretty sure yoonie is taken by a TSM player
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On March 11 2012 17:44 l10f wrote: I'll do it for $3. Ask Roffles about how I'm Flash of LoL.
On March 11 2012 14:20 HuK wrote: ill play on ur account for like 4$ esports dollars a hour if its to help you get girlies
Finally some good solutions and some help. Can't believe people hijacked my thread to hit on unichan. What elo are you guys? And I would be willing to pay more if you showed me the quality of girls you are regularly hooking up with.
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On March 12 2012 13:47 0123456789 wrote:Show nested quote +On March 11 2012 17:44 l10f wrote: I'll do it for $3. Ask Roffles about how I'm Flash of LoL. Show nested quote +On March 11 2012 14:20 HuK wrote: ill play on ur account for like 4$ esports dollars a hour if its to help you get girlies Finally some good solutions and some help. Can't believe people hijacked my thread to hit on unichan. What elo are you guys? And I would be willing to pay more if you showed me the quality of girls you are regularly hooking up with. LOL , mate what rank are you? you got to focus on other aspects too, these sc2 girls only care about elo? that would be stupid
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On March 12 2012 13:47 0123456789 wrote:Show nested quote +On March 11 2012 17:44 l10f wrote: I'll do it for $3. Ask Roffles about how I'm Flash of LoL. Show nested quote +On March 11 2012 14:20 HuK wrote: ill play on ur account for like 4$ esports dollars a hour if its to help you get girlies Finally some good solutions and some help. Can't believe people hijacked my thread to hit on unichan. What elo are you guys? And I would be willing to pay more if you showed me the quality of girls you are regularly hooking up with. Lol hey you're the one who took a shot at unichan, just gotta defend what I love <3
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it's also because people in higher elo are closer together and a more common community
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need some cute white girl streamers
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On March 12 2012 19:21 Leeoku wrote: it's also because people in higher elo are closer together and a more common community what is this relevant to lol
On March 11 2012 17:54 Kamais Ookin wrote: Who the hell is unichan besides being a user on TL. Is she hot? I'm so confused on what's going on in this blog! X_X
On March 12 2012 22:26 TheToast wrote: Three of many questions I have:
1. Is this a troll blog? 2. Is HuK serious about that offer? 3. Who is unichan??
ITS OK IF NONE OF YOU GUYS KNOW ME APPARENTLY A LOT OF THE PEOPLE FROM THE COOL HIGH ELO COMMUNITY REMEMBER ME SO WHATEVER ;___;
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Three of many questions I have:
1. Is this a troll blog? 2. Is HuK serious about that offer? 3. Who is unichan??
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On March 12 2012 13:47 0123456789 wrote:Show nested quote +On March 11 2012 17:44 l10f wrote: I'll do it for $3. Ask Roffles about how I'm Flash of LoL. Show nested quote +On March 11 2012 14:20 HuK wrote: ill play on ur account for like 4$ esports dollars a hour if its to help you get girlies Finally some good solutions and some help. Can't believe people hijacked my thread to hit on unichan. What elo are you guys? And I would be willing to pay more if you showed me the quality of girls you are regularly hooking up with. Psh. You get what you pay for. I can offer true quality.
For $500 a day I can hax Elo server with my connektionz and give you mad Eloz and make you perma-rank 1. One time offer. Act fast. Only valid until 12 March 2230 KST.
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On March 12 2012 13:47 0123456789 wrote:Show nested quote +On March 11 2012 17:44 l10f wrote: I'll do it for $3. Ask Roffles about how I'm Flash of LoL. Show nested quote +On March 11 2012 14:20 HuK wrote: ill play on ur account for like 4$ esports dollars a hour if its to help you get girlies Finally some good solutions and some help. Can't believe people hijacked my thread to hit on unichan. What elo are you guys? .
Chinese have saying: Cannot have fish, have prawn.
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How did this get to 4 pages without somoene reminding everyone that Elo has a direct correlation with penis size.
So #'s, it isnt you. Well, it kind of is, its just mini #'s needs some help.
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On March 12 2012 22:26 TheToast wrote: Three of many questions I have:
1. Is this a troll blog? 2. Is HuK serious about that offer? 3. Who is unichan?? 1. This thread delivers, troll or not. *Stamp of Approval* 2. Clearly, HuK knows that chicks dig ELOs. He's a bro, he'll help the lowly noobs out =P 3. WHO IS UNICHAN??
Also,
On March 11 2012 17:44 l10f wrote: I'll do it for $3. Ask Roffles about how I'm Flash of LoL. I don't know man, all I've seen from the TS chat is "TERROR MAN FUCKING TERROR"
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This blog is all kinds of strange lol. I will admit all those girls posted are qts<3
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On March 13 2012 01:42 OpticalShot wrote:Show nested quote +On March 12 2012 22:26 TheToast wrote: Three of many questions I have:
1. Is this a troll blog? 2. Is HuK serious about that offer? 3. Who is unichan?? 1. This thread delivers, troll or not. *Stamp of Approval* 2. Clearly, HuK knows that chicks dig ELOs. He's a bro, he'll help the lowly noobs out =P 3. WHO IS UNICHAN??
What? Am I supposed to know who they are?
All of my SC knowledge is derived from LP, if it's not listed there it must not exist.
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I'm famous for being the only female rank 1 grandmaster in the world, on their zimbabwean server. Someone go make a LP entry for me pls
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On March 11 2012 17:44 l10f wrote: I'll do it for $3. Ask Roffles about how I'm Flash of LoL.
He forgot to mention that for this to be true, everyone would be M18M.
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On March 13 2012 02:08 unichan wrote: I'm famous for being the only female rank 1 grandmaster in the world, on their zimbabwean server. Someone go make a LP entry for me pls
Umm okay....
Btw why is Ares[Effort] not on this list?
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On March 13 2012 02:08 unichan wrote: I'm famous for being the only female rank 1 grandmaster in the world, on their zimbabwean server. Someone go make a LP entry for me pls U'll always be number 1 grandmaster to me
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ahaha I shoulda seen that coming before I clicked on the link cause I just saw that in the other thread less than an hour ago
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Roffles
Pitcairn19291 Posts
I'd take up Huk on his deal. l10f's just a scammer. He's just a cheeser with one trick up his sleeve. Other than that one trick he plays like Hyuk.
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What about intrigue? I hear she dates guys even if they don't have high Elo. I also hear she is really cute.
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Personality >> Looks
I fell for Serif before I knew his ELO, that he was a Rioter or that he was ridiculously handsome.
;p
Maybe you should find a good companion before you find a "hot" one.
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On March 20 2012 09:19 Riku wrote: Personality >> Looks
I fell for Serif before I knew his ELO, that he was a Rioter or that he was ridiculously handsome.
;p
Maybe you should find a good companion before you find a "hot" one. would you go out with this guy?
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On March 20 2012 11:49 Arterial wrote:Show nested quote +On March 20 2012 09:19 Riku wrote: Personality >> Looks
I fell for Serif before I knew his ELO, that he was a Rioter or that he was ridiculously handsome.
;p
Maybe you should find a good companion before you find a "hot" one. would you go out with this guy?
Haha, well, rather pointless question since I'm already taken.
However, I have dated people that I did not consider physically attractive because I liked their personalities. I'd post a picture, but I think it would be rather rude to directly call someone out like that.
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Huh, I just want to say that this thread is bloody weird, and that I must not be very active because I have no clue who unichan is.
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On March 13 2012 17:21 Roffles wrote: I'd take up Huk on his deal. l10f's just a scammer. He's just a cheeser with one trick up his sleeve. Other than that one trick he plays like Hyuk.
I thought Huk got his name from Hyuk? Occassional flashes of brilliance. Occassional bermuda triangle recalls losses to Virus.
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On March 20 2012 14:21 Riku wrote:Show nested quote +On March 20 2012 11:49 Arterial wrote:On March 20 2012 09:19 Riku wrote: Personality >> Looks
I fell for Serif before I knew his ELO, that he was a Rioter or that he was ridiculously handsome.
;p
Maybe you should find a good companion before you find a "hot" one. would you go out with this guy? Haha, well, rather pointless question since I'm already taken. However, I have dated people that I did not consider physically attractive because I liked their personalities. I'd post a picture, but I think it would be rather rude to directly call someone out like that. Yeah I wasn't really concerned with whether or not you're taken right now.
You didn't answer my question btw.
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My question is where did he the pictures from. I'm a bit interested. but I don't play LoL i've avoid it like the plague for some years now (even knowing a lot people that do play it.). With that said I guess not if there too into LoL.
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On March 20 2012 22:19 SkyBlaze wrote: My question is where did he the pictures from. I'm a bit interested. but I don't play LoL i've avoid it like the plague for some years now (even knowing a lot people that do play it.). With that said I guess not if there too into LoL. I don't really understand your post, sounds like you were interested at first but not anymore since they play LoL? Did you come post here just to take a dig at the game? How cute. Anyways, these are streamers, he could have easily gotten the pictures from either googling them or looking up their facebook fan pages. It's 0123456789 though, so he probably has them saved to him computer.
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