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American scientists claim that half the world's population is 49% of the world's population. 49% of the World's population are probably obese. Obese people should be laughed at. Laughing is fun. Fun was invented in 1066. William the Conquerer invaded England in 1066. William the Conquerer was French. French people live in France. France is made partly of cheese. Cheese comes from the moon. The Moon can be seen at night. Night is dark. Dark is the absence of light. Light comes from the Sun. The Sun is hot. It was hot last summer. The summer comes after spring. Springs are pieces of metal. Metal comes from the ground.The ground is hard. Chavs claim to be hard. Chavs beat up old women. Old women are old. People who are old are cynical. Cynical people should go to a mental hospital. Mental hospitals have rubber walls. Rubber is what car tyres are made of. Car tyres were made in the stone age. Cave men live in the stone age. Cave men evolved from monkeys. Monkeys live in trees. Trees were invented by a man called Charles Darwin. Charles Darwin was a scientist. Scientists give ideas to the inventors who invent things. Inventing was invented by the Romans. The Romans took over Europe. Europe was almost taken over by Hitler. Hitler was bad. Bad people should be shot. Shooting people was invented in WW1. WW1 was stupid and pointless. This paragraph is pointless. Paragraphs were invented to make people fail exams. Exams were invented by the Goverment. Tony Blair is the Government. Tony Blair is friends with George Bush. George Bush doesn't know how to run a country. Countries are small pieces of land. Land is the opposite of sea. All seas are joined but are called different names. Names are important. God is important. God created the Earth. The Earth is flat. Paper is also flat. Paper was invented before writing so no one could use it. Writing was invented by William Shakespear. William Shakespear wrote strange. Strange people are everywhere. Everywhere is everything. Everything is confusing. The dictionary says confusing means bewildered or muddled. Jigsaws are muddled. Jigsaws are for children with brains. Brains are used by half the population. Population is too high. Walls are high too. Four walls put together and a roof on top make a house. Houses are what rich people live in. Rich people are not poor. Poor is the term used to describe a person who lives in a box. Boxes are made in box factories. Box factories are filled with cardboard. Cardboard was invented just after paper but they didn't have glue to make a box. Glue is dangerous when you put it up your nose. Rudolf had a red shiny nose. Rudolf is bullied by other reindeer. Bullying is a problem in the UK. The UK is full of Asian people. Asian people live in Asia. Asia is really big. Big in French is Grosse. Grosse is a way of saying 'You are ugly and fat and I hate You'. Hate comes from the devil. The Devil is evil because if you take of the D it spells evil. The letter D was invented by the Devil to try and hide suspicion. Suspicion is wrong. Wrong is where you get 1/10 on a maths test. Maths is a way of making people's head explode. Exploding is bad for your health. You are being Un-Healthy by reading this far. Young people are taught to read so they can read stories to their parents. Parents are boring. Boredom is what you are experiencing now. Experience is important if your a doctor doing a heart transplant. Transplants are for people who abuse their organs. Organs are those things inside your body. Dead Bodies happen when you start hitting people with a chainsaw. Chainsaws are coooooooool. Cool used to be known as hot in the 70's. The 70's were full of Hippies that forgot that it was the 70's not the 60's. Hippies smoke weed. Weeds grow in your garden. Gardens are normally full of plants unless you call that mound of dirt in your backyard a 'Garden'.