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Typing words seems to help me feel relaxed due to some strange reason I don't even know why it works like that it may be just the act of typing that I enjoy I'm not even typing in my native language it's pretty messed up sometimes I catch myself thinking about things in English it's mostly things I've been introduced to by a medium that uses primarily english most common theme is anime characters I've only seen like 3 animes in Bulgarian when I was a kid Akira Princess Mononoke Dominion Tank Police that last one was pretty fucked up to watch for a kid what with the inflatable penis anti-tank traps but I didn't realise what it was until way later I even watched that shit with my mom how fucked up is that speaking of which when I was like 17 I really enjoyed Helsing and BERSERK you can say that it's a pity that I haven't read manga but I really didn't know about that stuff back in the day I just found the animes in a net cafe I used to spend a lot of time in net cafes back in the day our country had similar to the Korean pc-bang culture due to not many people having a computer in their home it was pretty cool I met a lot of people that I wouldn't have otherwise but in the end most of these relationships waned out I really miss those days everything was so simple back in the day when the most complex thing you'd have to do is take off a bra off a girl without looking by the way they claim that black lace is really uncomfortable but they still wear it lol like what the hell man get rid of that shit if it's uncomfortable and don't get me started on high heel shoes I can understand a small heel even men's shoes have those but having 10 cm heels can't be good for your leg I can only imagine the strain if shaving speaking of which my cousin tells me to shave I don't know what her problem is I trim my beard and I have a really good combo going with my hair sadly I can't show you cause I don't have a functional camera even though my phone has one I can't transfer anything off it cause I have no cable it's just come cheap for I got for 5 euro but it receives and places calls that all I really need from a phone if I wanted a mobile computer a laptop is a much better deal even if it is larger and you can even call phones on it through skype yep that's right reverse the trend of minituarisation although people will eventually reach the limit of how small you can make computer parts so it will happen eventually maybe you could use cloud computing but that's essentially a bigger computer spread out over different places instead of taking up a whole room like at NASA I'm actually not sure how big NASA's computers are but they still use DOS since it's so much stabler than modern GUI OSs it's really fascinating when you look at details like these not that space travel isn't fascinating to begin with it must have felt really amazing for the people that did it although some people could not I felt really bad when I learnt of the Apollo 1 fire you know that they were supposed to be the first people to land on the moon but died due to a launch test malfunction but people pressed on and eventually landed a crew on the moon cause that's what people do we press on and adapt to the problems at hand it's short-term evolution I guess you can call it an evolution of the mind kind of like the situation with gay rights and whatnot people will eventually come to accept it even though it's not very popular at the moment but that is how things happen the rock gets slowly eroded by the water until it reaches the centre of the Earth where the dinosaurs live and don't tell me that you haven't heard of that I assure you that the world is not flat and Australia isn't the counterweight continent that prevents it from tipping over you should've learnt at least this much by now I don't think that the users of this site however young they may be are that young as to not know some commonly accepted facts about our natural habitat another piece of wisdom I could give you about nature is don't eat the yellow snow that's not spilt lemonade that's a piece of solid advice if I've ever seen one.
  
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I tried 3 times to read past third line, somehow the complete wall of text stops me, sry.
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I agree with you typing is really great especially since I got myself a new Das Keyboard Professional S model it's so clicky and it makes my hands feel great as though they're constantly orgasming all over this beautiful keyboard which pleasures it but now I must comment on your statement since I have some friends who watch anime with English subs even though English is not their firsrt language and to be honest I'm not really sure why but they just choose to do that by the way I haven't seen any of those anime that you talked about though I know the feeling of people who say that the manga is better than the anime because that was brought up once to me about Elfen Lied but I watched the anime and also read the manga and the manga was all like super long and epic and stuff but I really just liked the anme more for many reasons which I won't spoil here for those who haven't watched it but let me tell you it's definitely because the way it ended just sent chills down my spine you know man I'm trying to respond to everything in your post but it's so wally and huge and confusing that I can't even tell where I left off from and I dont' really feel like doing a direct comparison anymore so I'm not going to look at yours now but damn it's hard to not press the period key and just keep going and going and going in one long run-on sentence as though I actually expect someone to read all of this and then respond in an appropriate form oh wait how ironic of me now tell me how the hell did you keep going do you actually like typing that much I should stop typing soon and eat this three egg omlete with tobasco sauce and grapefruit juice but I just want to make a big wall of text so you can know how it feels also I think i'm going to rate your blog five out of five just because it's hilarous not because I actually think you deserve it unfortunately becasue it was actually a pain to read and honestly me typing this right now is hurting my writsts I should stop before I get carpal tunnel syndrome since I like to play music and starcraft it's important that I have healthy wrists by the way did you know that don't eat the yellow snow was in a Frank Zappa song he's actually such a genius you should listen to Zombie Woof he's not only a great composer but also a sick guitarist okay I'm stopping now so that I don't injure myself have a full rating from me good night it's actually morning here.
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I read up until something about inflatable penis then I gave up. =(
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I really like typing too and also like you I don't like to use any sort of punctuation so when I type this I don' think I will but it's really awesome to finally meet someone who shares my passion of typing and will go all the way to even make an entire blog for it which I am actually taking the time to reply to and it's really great that I have the time to do it since I'm not in school anymore but technically I am in school but just studying from home and its really great because i can always eat soup and whatnot and watch tv and goof off and it's also really awesome because I don't actually have to study all the time but i really want to play starcraft right now but i really can't because my dad is home and it has to look like i'm studying and if I am typing it does sort of look like I'm studying at least more so than if I was playing starcraft or something i was just watching incontrols stream also and it seemed that his student was trying to teach him lol i hate the attitude of the students you're not supposed to be teaching anything you're just supposed to listen and not try to tell your teacher what to do yo and also i am ready to get some coaching of my own since i just activated some discover cards so i am ready to start paying for some lessons from rekatan whenever he is giving lessons again also i am reading enders game a really good book and i really enjoy it because it is a sci fi and its about kid geniuses lolololol also i like jurassic park and the matrix wouldnt it be really cool if they merged together it would be like jurassic matrix and then neo and the dinosaurs would fight but he would lose because nobody can kill raptors i mean just look at xkcd which is an awesome webcomic and at the time of ttyping this it is 12 06 and it's march and i can't wait for spring break its going to be awesome i get to play a lot of starcraft and i still cant believe i am typing this i am running out of thing sto say once i went on google and did a whole search on something that was almost this long but not quite i actually just talked about stuff that was happening for example right now my dad just came out of his room singing and now hes washing the dishes and i am trying to ignore him and he just coughed and now is going to watch tv and i am still typing about ti and i am really bored and i wonder how my mom is doing at work and also my fad isnt at work because he has spring break and its really annoying beacuse he is always bothering me and i want to play starcraft but i cant beacuse i am supposed to be working but i keep going on teamliquid instead and i refresh to see if anyone has posted replies to any of the posts i have made and i also took all this time just to write out a silly hilarious reply to a silly post and this joke is way too long and took way too long to do and i am not sure if it is worth it at all bnut i really hope it is and people find it funny or else i just wasted a whole bunch of time typing this but really not that much time because i am a quick typer i actually have over 100 wpm according to the typing game typrx sponsored by das keyboard which is the keyboard i am now currently using okay i hope i can stop tying now because im running out of thoughts but this was fun okay bye everyone
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Title should be "I like typing useless walls of text that no one will read in their entirety"
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I'm not sure when stream of conscious writing equated to using absolutely no syntax. Typing is indeed fun, but there are punctuation marks on keyboards for a reason.
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intrigue
Washington, D.C9933 Posts
i like this! when i was young i used to find stream of thought writing extremely difficult but now it is really easy. no punctuation is a little too much though, because my thoughts are still punctuated in my head usually for dramatic effect. which doesn't make that much sense because the only audience is me, but it really makes sense if you think about all the masturbating you've done in your life. it's the ultimate confirmation that humans are meant to entertain themselves. my current life philosophy is to just do things and i'll eventually rationalize them or be endlessly tormented. it's really easy to talk to people if you just make them talk about themselves, and this knowledge makes me super self-conscious whenever i type something that uses "i" too much. but i can't help it, you know? we're all little attention sluts (i use that word non-gender specifically) who are thankfully trained early in our schooling to stfu. people with great charisma are people who are good at getting attention in a socially acceptable way. not that that takes away from what they can do - charisma is probably the strongest power on earth followed by knowledge and then super strength or something. i just got bored of writing this momentarily and decided to read your large paragraphs but couldn't because they didn't use enough punctuation so maybe i'll just do that too so i can fulfill the length requirement. i will rate this 4 stars because while i enjoyed it immensely (well, enough to write an appropriate response) i want less competition in blog rankings even though my own is not doing so well. oops there i go talking about myself again. that's why i like making up stories where i'm all the characters because in "fiction" nobody knows what characters are supposed to be you and what characters are made up or if there's any difference between the two. i'm pretty sure your concept of self is really nebulous anyhow, always fluctuating like the curves of an electrified sphere of floating mercury with a volume of 20 gallons exactly.
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intrigue killed the thread by using punctuation
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I have to say TL;DR..
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I really like to write wall of text without ponctuation too it's so refreshing and as my girlfriend would say we're no strangers to love you know the rules and so do I a full commitment's what I'm thinking of you wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling gotta make you understand never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you we've known each other for so long your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on we know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say good bye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give Never gonna give, never gonna give and that's why I really love typing
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intrigue
Washington, D.C9933 Posts
On March 06 2012 02:29 Hulavuta wrote:
intrigue killed the thread by using punctuation
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On March 06 2012 02:32 intrigue wrote:Show nested quote +On March 06 2012 02:29 Hulavuta wrote:
intrigue killed the thread by using punctuation ,t,h,,.e O.,,.P. ,us,.,,ed., a,,,,.,per,.,io,,,,d
stop please stop you're killing me i can't take it
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actually read the whole OP and found it pretty damn entertaining. might do one of these when i get home to my good keyboard as my macbook's is entirely sub par
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wowthisblogwassolongandunintelligabletomeitsashamebecauseithinktheressomereallycoolstuffinherebuthadareallyhardtimereadingitletaloneparsingitoutintosomethingmoreintelligableformybrain
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I kind of agree i know that when i feel upset about smth that had just happened i start tying on forums or soemething and its really relaxing like on my 6gv2 i really enjoy it to begin with coupled with the noise that it makes that i enjoy and i really like typing a lot ive actually never just treid typing and seeing what came out of my mind rolling through my fingers into the keybaord and seeing what words came out on the page its actually a really neat experience wow im just not even thinking about what im typing yet words keep coming out i think i should start a blog which i did one time but then i stopped updating it i dont know why okay well i think thats enugh for this post but it was relaly ncie to just type type type and npt care about anything but the words coming out from my mind kbye
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I Google-searched for a really long paragraph to just paste into here, but the only one I found was this one, and it made no sense whatsoever:
+ Show Spoiler +American scientists claim that half the world's population is 49% of the world's population. 49% of the World's population are probably obese. Obese people should be laughed at. Laughing is fun. Fun was invented in 1066. William the Conquerer invaded England in 1066. William the Conquerer was French. French people live in France. France is made partly of cheese. Cheese comes from the moon. The Moon can be seen at night. Night is dark. Dark is the absence of light. Light comes from the Sun. The Sun is hot. It was hot last summer. The summer comes after spring. Springs are pieces of metal. Metal comes from the ground.The ground is hard. Chavs claim to be hard. Chavs beat up old women. Old women are old. People who are old are cynical. Cynical people should go to a mental hospital. Mental hospitals have rubber walls. Rubber is what car tyres are made of. Car tyres were made in the stone age. Cave men live in the stone age. Cave men evolved from monkeys. Monkeys live in trees. Trees were invented by a man called Charles Darwin. Charles Darwin was a scientist. Scientists give ideas to the inventors who invent things. Inventing was invented by the Romans. The Romans took over Europe. Europe was almost taken over by Hitler. Hitler was bad. Bad people should be shot. Shooting people was invented in WW1. WW1 was stupid and pointless. This paragraph is pointless. Paragraphs were invented to make people fail exams. Exams were invented by the Goverment. Tony Blair is the Government. Tony Blair is friends with George Bush. George Bush doesn't know how to run a country. Countries are small pieces of land. Land is the opposite of sea. All seas are joined but are called different names. Names are important. God is important. God created the Earth. The Earth is flat. Paper is also flat. Paper was invented before writing so no one could use it. Writing was invented by William Shakespear. William Shakespear wrote strange. Strange people are everywhere. Everywhere is everything. Everything is confusing. The dictionary says confusing means bewildered or muddled. Jigsaws are muddled. Jigsaws are for children with brains. Brains are used by half the population. Population is too high. Walls are high too. Four walls put together and a roof on top make a house. Houses are what rich people live in. Rich people are not poor. Poor is the term used to describe a person who lives in a box. Boxes are made in box factories. Box factories are filled with cardboard. Cardboard was invented just after paper but they didn't have glue to make a box. Glue is dangerous when you put it up your nose. Rudolf had a red shiny nose. Rudolf is bullied by other reindeer. Bullying is a problem in the UK. The UK is full of Asian people. Asian people live in Asia. Asia is really big. Big in French is Grosse. Grosse is a way of saying 'You are ugly and fat and I hate You'. Hate comes from the devil. The Devil is evil because if you take of the D it spells evil. The letter D was invented by the Devil to try and hide suspicion. Suspicion is wrong. Wrong is where you get 1/10 on a maths test. Maths is a way of making people's head explode. Exploding is bad for your health. You are being Un-Healthy by reading this far. Young people are taught to read so they can read stories to their parents. Parents are boring. Boredom is what you are experiencing now. Experience is important if your a doctor doing a heart transplant. Transplants are for people who abuse their organs. Organs are those things inside your body. Dead Bodies happen when you start hitting people with a chainsaw. Chainsaws are coooooooool. Cool used to be known as hot in the 70's. The 70's were full of Hippies that forgot that it was the 70's not the 60's. Hippies smoke weed. Weeds grow in your garden. Gardens are normally full of plants unless you call that mound of dirt in your backyard a 'Garden'. ~http://www.freewebs.com/randombadgers/thelongestparagraph.htm
I saw the words Evolution and Gay Rights in the OP, so it's probably interesting. I honestly can't read it all though x.x
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You guys aren't putting enough effort into it. Gotta make it just a bit longer. :/
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im on a shitty school keyboard i fuckig hate typing on this piece of shit
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Estonia4644 Posts
i read intrigue's reply until he mentioned masturbation
then i kept reading
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I'm pretty sure all of us here wear black lace bras and high heels, right ?
Right ?!
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Wont lie only made it to the third line lolol, eyes hurt ;o
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This made me laugh fuuny blog!
but tl:dr o.O
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Estonia4644 Posts
On March 06 2012 04:51 Bibbit wrote:
I'm pretty sure all of us here wear black lace bras and high heels, right ?
Right ?!
are you relating to our inability to stay focused
or are you refering to us as a bunch of dangerously handsome moffugaz
I'm fine with either assessment tbh
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I'm actually not really sure why I'm deciding to partake in this it seems completely and utterly pointless because it is I'm also going to try to not use any punctuation at all because that seems like the theme going on here but it's really really annoying in other news I like my mechanical keyboard typing it's pretty awesome it's a Zowie Celeritas for those that are actually reading this and curious but why the fuck are you reading this seriously I don't understand why anyone would read this anyway i like to play starcraft and i feel like im still improving and playing on the korean server is really helping with that those players are so mechanic based that they are just a lot harder to kill with the same strategies because they just have more stuff and their cheeses and aggressive builds are very thoroughly thought out and i like that also in zvz there is a huge predominance of baneling allins which is pretty annoying but it helps with teh meeecro I may have used a period out of habit but I really hope not because periods are lame I mean wtf cant even have teh sex when theyre involved Okay Im done this is way too much work though I do enjoy typing like the OP said but this is almost too much and ive had my fun kthnxbye
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On March 06 2012 05:10 fusefuse wrote:Show nested quote +On March 06 2012 04:51 Bibbit wrote:
I'm pretty sure all of us here wear black lace bras and high heels, right ?
Right ?! are you relating to our inability to stay focused or are you refering to us as a bunch of dangerously handsome moffugaz I'm fine with either assessment tbh
I'm referring to the average TLer's love of black lace bras and high heels of course !
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Estonia4644 Posts
so everyone yeah D:
how can someone dislike black lace bras
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In my opinion lack of paragraphs is significantly more eyescrewing than no punctuation.
i mean i can still type like 2000wpm not caring about crap and it still makes sense if i just dont spray a wall of text
epic blog btw :D
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