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Greetings my TL comrades, my name is Goshirn, Captain Goshirn, and I am Silver scum, I do not know how to play this game, for I have never played an RTS game seriously. I bought Starcraft 2 because I felt bad for downloading it from thepiratebay and wanted to make things right.
I like the Zerg but firstly began playing Protoss, I refused to play that race as soon as I noticed how easy it was, I'm a hard ass, I'm not here to turn down challenges and so I went on a quest to find out which race was the hardest.
I found myself in the land of the Terran where I battled with many MULEs and early Banshees, they served me well but were too OP so I turned Terran down too and ventured into the land of the Zerg.
When I finally arrived at the land of the Zerg I did not know what I was about to face, I still don't know what is worse, the pain of loosing queens to early Stargates or the rage of seeing full-energy Infestors getting killed because of my lack of micro skill, oh such shame I bring to my country, Micronesia, if my parents ever knew...
But finally I am here battling with fierce OP opponents, facing Dark Templars, Voidrays, Banshees and MULEs for I am Captain Goshirn, the most hard of all hard asses around the Starcraft world of online gaming.
*ps: ok just so there's no confusion, I will be impersonating Captain Goshirn, The Adventurer, so this is sort of a comedy kinda thing (
 
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United States2914 Posts
hi....
micronesia is an actual place? oo;; theres a mod with that username... or something..
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On February 06 2012 07:43 KawaiiRice wrote:
hi....
micronesia is an actual place? oo;; theres a mod with that username... or something..
Greetings, yes my friend, it is an actual place, we are the best nation in the world, please contact our government, we are currently developing a plan to take over the world, if you want your life to be spared you should join our cause.
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On February 06 2012 07:43 KawaiiRice wrote:
hi....
micronesia is an actual place? oo;; theres a mod with that username... or something..
Yea kawaii it is
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micronesia
Welcome to TL, good luck on your adventures!
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Yeah it's a bunch of small islands near Australia
You chose the right race fellow Zergbrother! And you made the right choice purchasing SC2 :p
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<-><-> <'><'>
Hi... *why are this newb talking to me?*
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On February 06 2012 07:51 clusen wrote:
Yeah it's a bunch of small islands near Australia
You chose the right race fellow Zergbrother! And you made the right choice purchasing SC2 :p
You should be more careful when choosing the words to describe our great nation "zergbrother".
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and I am Silver scum,
##vote Goshirn
too easy
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On February 06 2012 07:55 layabout wrote:##vote Goshirntoo easy
I'm cop, he's clean.
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how can you know that on day1?
FoS: Kibibit
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Netherlands6142 Posts
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Italy12246 Posts
Hello and welcolme to TL, enjoy your stay 
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United States292 Posts
Welcome to TL! There's loads of info and tons of friendly people willing to help have fun.
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Hello there, my fellow low-league Zerg! I too have never taken any RTS games very seriously, but I have found Team Liquid to be a site filled with great content and interesting people. I can't imagine what I'd be doing with my free time if I hadn't found this site. I hope your experience is as good as mine!
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I appreciate all the nice comments, but treat me as sir, I'm a Captain!
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your Country52798 Posts
Hello sir.
Protoss, I refused to play that race as soon as I noticed how easy it was
Heh, if you want a challenge play Protoss the way I do. =P
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Ohai, where did you pop from?
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EPT
