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Goshirn
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Micronesia30 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-02-06 00:25:06
February 05 2012 22:41 GMT
#1
Greetings my TL comrades, my name is Goshirn, Captain Goshirn, and I am Silver scum, I do not know how to play this game, for I have never played an RTS game seriously. I bought Starcraft 2 because I felt bad for downloading it from thepiratebay and wanted to make things right.

I like the Zerg but firstly began playing Protoss, I refused to play that race as soon as I noticed how easy it was, I'm a hard ass, I'm not here to turn down challenges and so I went on a quest to find out which race was the hardest.

I found myself in the land of the Terran where I battled with many MULEs and early Banshees, they served me well but were too OP so I turned Terran down too and ventured into the land of the Zerg.

When I finally arrived at the land of the Zerg I did not know what I was about to face, I still don't know what is worse, the pain of loosing queens to early Stargates or the rage of seeing full-energy Infestors getting killed because of my lack of micro skill, oh such shame I bring to my country, Micronesia, if my parents ever knew...

But finally I am here battling with fierce OP opponents, facing Dark Templars, Voidrays, Banshees and MULEs for I am Captain Goshirn, the most hard of all hard asses around the Starcraft world of online gaming.

*ps: ok just so there's no confusion, I will be impersonating Captain Goshirn, The Adventurer, so this is sort of a comedy kinda thing (

**
I live in micronesia, the great country where micro was born.
KawaiiRice
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2914 Posts
February 05 2012 22:43 GMT
#2
hi....

micronesia is an actual place? oo;; theres a mod with that username... or something..
@KawaiiRiceLighT
Goshirn
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Micronesia30 Posts
February 05 2012 22:49 GMT
#3
On February 06 2012 07:43 KawaiiRice wrote:
hi....

micronesia is an actual place? oo;; theres a mod with that username... or something..


Greetings, yes my friend, it is an actual place, we are the best nation in the world, please contact our government, we are currently developing a plan to take over the world, if you want your life to be spared you should join our cause.
I live in micronesia, the great country where micro was born.
Doomblaze
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States1292 Posts
February 05 2012 22:49 GMT
#4
On February 06 2012 07:43 KawaiiRice wrote:
hi....

micronesia is an actual place? oo;; theres a mod with that username... or something..


Yea kawaii it is
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micronesia

Welcome to TL, good luck on your adventures!
In Mushi we trust
clusen
Profile Joined May 2010
Germany8702 Posts
February 05 2012 22:51 GMT
#5
Yeah it's a bunch of small islands near Australia

You chose the right race fellow Zergbrother! And you made the right choice purchasing SC2 :p
Hidden_MotiveS
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada2562 Posts
February 05 2012 22:52 GMT
#6
<-><-> <'><'>
Hi... *why are this newb talking to me?*
Goshirn
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Micronesia30 Posts
February 05 2012 22:53 GMT
#7
On February 06 2012 07:51 clusen wrote:
Yeah it's a bunch of small islands near Australia

You chose the right race fellow Zergbrother! And you made the right choice purchasing SC2 :p


You should be more careful when choosing the words to describe our great nation "zergbrother".
I live in micronesia, the great country where micro was born.
layabout
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United Kingdom2600 Posts
February 05 2012 22:55 GMT
#8
and I am Silver scum,

##vote Goshirn
too easy
Be the Best You Can Be ! Play MAFIA II http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/mafia/ II Dragonsound Best Band
Kibibit
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States1551 Posts
February 05 2012 22:58 GMT
#9
On February 06 2012 07:55 layabout wrote:
Show nested quote +
and I am Silver scum,

##vote Goshirn
too easy

I'm cop, he's clean.
R.I.P. 우정호 || Do probes dream of psionic sheep?
layabout
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United Kingdom2600 Posts
February 05 2012 23:01 GMT
#10
how can you know that on day1?
FoS: Kibibit
Be the Best You Can Be ! Play MAFIA II http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/mafia/ II Dragonsound Best Band
Pholon
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Netherlands6142 Posts
February 05 2012 23:19 GMT
#11
Hi and welcome! :D
Moderator@TLPholon // "I need a third hand to facepalm right now"
Roe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada6002 Posts
February 05 2012 23:27 GMT
#12
Hi!
Teoita
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Italy12246 Posts
February 05 2012 23:32 GMT
#13
Hello and welcolme to TL, enjoy your stay
ModeratorProtoss all-ins are like a wok. You can throw whatever you want in there and it will turn out alright.
Azera
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
3800 Posts
February 05 2012 23:38 GMT
#14
Hi!!!
Check out some great music made by TLers - http://bit.ly/QXYhdb , by intrigue. http://bit.ly/RTjpOR , by ohsea.toc.
Arthemesia
Profile Joined May 2011
United States292 Posts
February 05 2012 23:43 GMT
#15
Welcome to TL! There's loads of info and tons of friendly people willing to help have fun.
We Are Dormin
Profile Joined May 2011
25 Posts
February 05 2012 23:54 GMT
#16
Hello there, my fellow low-league Zerg! I too have never taken any RTS games very seriously, but I have found Team Liquid to be a site filled with great content and interesting people. I can't imagine what I'd be doing with my free time if I hadn't found this site. I hope your experience is as good as mine!
Goshirn
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Micronesia30 Posts
February 06 2012 00:22 GMT
#17
I appreciate all the nice comments, but treat me as sir, I'm a Captain!
I live in micronesia, the great country where micro was born.
The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52797 Posts
February 06 2012 00:28 GMT
#18
Hello sir.
Protoss, I refused to play that race as soon as I noticed how easy it was

Heh, if you want a challenge play Protoss the way I do. =P
Moderatorshe/her
TL+ Member
RogerX
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
New Zealand3180 Posts
February 06 2012 00:52 GMT
#19
Ohai, where did you pop from?
Stick it up. take it up. step aside and see the world
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