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Starcraft Haiku - jan '12 - Page 2

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UmiNotsuki
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States633 Posts
January 07 2012 04:03 GMT
#21
On January 07 2012 07:10 frontliner2 wrote:
Will we die he asks
it depends entirely
banelings in main


This one nearly gave me chills o.o Fuuuuuck.
UmiNotsuki.111 (NA), UNTReborn.932 (EU), UmiNotsuki (iCCup) -- You see that text I wrote above this? I'll betcha $5 that you disagree :D
Ulfsark
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States958 Posts
January 07 2012 04:24 GMT
#22
Warpgates are morphing
The pylon is hiding inside
gg you fucking noob

gg wp
fusefuse
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Estonia4644 Posts
January 07 2012 05:37 GMT
#23
the last line should be
quirky, not vulgar and bland.
dark templars are nigh.
Liquipedia@jkursk
The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52798 Posts
January 07 2012 14:10 GMT
#24
This thread shall be bumped.
Too many good haikus here.
Let it live longer.
ModeratorI am still alive, somehow
TL+ Member
Sonnet
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Ireland39 Posts
January 07 2012 16:11 GMT
#25
Sir, please... a haiku might be hard for you,
but listen here, to men of poetry,
Before its begun, I beg you not "adieu"
and do not regret, your complacency

Instead of haiku, there's a subtle art,
A waif could stake his failing health on't,
And write his way to being set apart,
If he'd turn from haiku toward sonnet

And though a rhyme be altogether weak,
Its metre prove sloppy, slovenly and sour,
A life without a deal of effort's bleak,
Condusive to writers lazy and dour

So please, listen to me, this tired man,
Beseeches you, be more, because you can.
The greatest burden a man must bear is choosing being understood over metrical footing :(
Xiron
Profile Joined August 2010
Germany1233 Posts
January 07 2012 17:36 GMT
#26
On January 08 2012 01:11 Sonnet wrote:
Sir, please... a haiku might be hard for you,
but listen here, to men of poetry,
Before its begun, I beg you not "adieu"
and do not regret, your complacency

Instead of haiku, there's a subtle art,
A waif could stake his failing health on't,
And write his way to being set apart,
If he'd turn from haiku toward sonnet

And though a rhyme be altogether weak,
Its metre prove sloppy, slovenly and sour,
A life without a deal of effort's bleak,
Condusive to writers lazy and dour

So please, listen to me, this tired man,
Beseeches you, be more, because you can.


winner of the thread for me, lol
"The way of life can be free and beautiful. But we have lost the way. " - Charlie Chaplin
bahunto28
Profile Joined October 2010
Canada262 Posts
April 19 2012 19:36 GMT
#27
are broodlords o.p.?
throws their children to their death
worst parents ever


(mods. plz don't ban. this was last sc2 haiku thread active)
meh
Wrongspeedy
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1655 Posts
April 19 2012 19:55 GMT
#28
I once played a guy
His name was even Haiku!
Wrote him one. GG
It is better to be a human dissatisfied than a pig satisfied; better to be Socrates dissatisfied than a fool satisfied.- John Stuart Mill
Amaterasu1234
Profile Joined November 2010
United States317 Posts
April 20 2012 00:28 GMT
#29
This blog is really
cool, unlike the burning trees
when I own ladder noobs...
419
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Russian Federation3632 Posts
April 20 2012 03:14 GMT
#30
I don't play Starcraft,
But I learned from TL that:
ESPROTS is ruined
?
storm23x
Profile Joined April 2012
United States4 Posts
April 20 2012 03:30 GMT
#31
this is so funny
these haikus made my day
hahaha starcraft
Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
Deleted User 238668
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
344 Posts
April 20 2012 04:20 GMT
#32
The hopeful zealot
Delivers only sunshine.
"My life for this post."
Clip, clop, Camelot.
Ryalnos
Profile Joined July 2010
United States1946 Posts
April 20 2012 05:41 GMT
#33
Where is good old Trozz?
Empty: this thread without him.
I will sit and wait.
stratmatt
Profile Joined April 2011
United States913 Posts
July 10 2012 20:12 GMT
#34
banshees in your main.
so you think its 1-1-1?
2 base all in, son!
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