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Balgrog
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States1221 Posts
December 13 2011 00:32 GMT
#21
I feel your pain. I have pissed in random spots, left drunk hate facebook videos, and pouring my heart out to women I barely know. After awhile you get used to it, embrace the booze and move on with life.
The only way to attack structure is with chaos.
matiK23
Profile Joined May 2011
United States963 Posts
December 13 2011 02:56 GMT
#22
You are so lucky you didn't get teabagged (but who knows) or had a penis drawn on your face. You got some bros. Handle your shit next time though! Don't be THAT guy.
Without a paddle up shit creek.
Nizaris
Profile Joined May 2010
Belgium2230 Posts
December 13 2011 10:51 GMT
#23
I almost forgot. My friend pissed on my other friends keyboard once. he thought it was the toilet...
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
December 13 2011 10:54 GMT
#24
hahahaha thats freaking hilarious pissing in yoru closet. 5/5
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
Knap4life
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Slovenia333 Posts
December 13 2011 13:06 GMT
#25
On December 13 2011 11:56 matiK23 wrote:
You are so lucky you didn't get teabagged (but who knows) or had a penis drawn on your face. You got some bros. Handle your shit next time though! Don't be THAT guy.


yeah , i can be lucky to have such good friends .
pestilenz
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Denmark379 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-12-13 13:56:38
December 13 2011 13:55 GMT
#26
Well... Just don't do stupid stuff like drinking half a bottle of whiskey in 30 min.

The things you have done is nothing compared to some of other TL'ers I bet

Chill out man - enjoy the drinks and beer instead of just drinking to get wasted^^ (edit: sometimes it is okay to get wasted, but you better be aware of the consequences gwuahahaha!!)

(p.s. I also learned the hard way kekek)
You can attack with this?!
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