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mmp
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Newbistic
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keiraknightlee
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Bub
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On December 12 2011 10:11 Sc2Requiem wrote: Prunes man, lots of prunes and cranberry juice! Pepper too, put lots of black pepper on your food. Black pepper will help you digest faster and push that behemoth out  but what if he.. ahh.. ahh.. SNEEZE and it all comes out? | ||
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Psychobabas
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SleepTech
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On December 12 2011 10:36 Chairman Ray wrote: A spoonful of honey will crank that shit right out Absolutely NO to this... Just drink a lot of juice and coffee. May need to give it the ol two finger salute! If you haven't gone after another day or two, then you may have a serious problem and require medical attention. People can die from Diverticulitis. | ||
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cmen15
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juked
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cmen15
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On December 12 2011 12:11 juked wrote: Only time will tell lolol best line so far! | ||
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Steelavocado
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Either that or you need to see a doctor | ||
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3FFA
United States3931 Posts
On December 12 2011 09:41 Kurr wrote: Take laxatives because not crapping for 5days+ is a medical emergency. Well, that sounds worse than it is but you actually need to contact a doctor if you can't crap. It can lead to some problems which I'm sure you don't want to hear if you don't do anything about it. If you don't know what to take, go to a local pharmacy. Sodium docusate pills (not sure if that's the name in english) or glycerin suppositories work usually. In your case, take the suppository because it's an instant effect. If it's a reccuring problem, starting taking the pills (and maybe sennokot as well, but better to consult a doctor or pharmacist before starting to take things chronically). Wait... so.... I should've been to the doctor multiple times in my years of 13-11 because I couldn't shit? o.O | ||
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hp.Shell
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Mothra
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On December 12 2011 12:59 hp.Shell wrote: Go run for a few minutes or walk a couple miles. If you're lying down or sitting still all day for days and days your digestive system isn't moving enough. Just go for a walk and drink some coffee and you'll be good. The coffee might not actually even be necessary, but if the walk doesn't help, the coffee will. Yeah go for a run (where there are bathrooms along the way lol). None of the foods you ate sound like they have much fiber besides salad. You should be eating stuff with lots of fiber and water. Fruits, vegetables, nuts, beans etc and drink plenty water. | ||
Seeker
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I'm not even kidding. It may taste "blarghhh" but it is so good for you. And if you eat it with a dressing, while it may not be as healthy eating it plain, u can enjoy celery. | ||
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Disregard
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Blazinghand
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This would only get worse with laxatives. | ||
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