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mmp
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States2130 Posts
December 12 2011 01:40 GMT
#21
Shit now or you will regret it later!
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Tortious_Tortoise
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States944 Posts
December 12 2011 02:02 GMT
#22
and here was me hoping there would be poop jokes T_T
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frogmelter
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States971 Posts
December 12 2011 02:16 GMT
#23
Wow I had the same thing before and it turns out I had appendicitis. If laxatives do nothing like they did nothing for me, go the the hospital for sure.
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Newbistic
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
China2912 Posts
December 12 2011 02:22 GMT
#24
Eat foods that have a lot of fiber. That'll help with your shit management.
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keiraknightlee
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States301 Posts
December 12 2011 02:49 GMT
#25
LOL this is not even blog-worthy
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Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
December 12 2011 02:56 GMT
#26
On December 12 2011 10:11 Sc2Requiem wrote:
Prunes man, lots of prunes and cranberry juice! Pepper too, put lots of black pepper on your food. Black pepper will help you digest faster and push that behemoth out


but what if he.. ahh.. ahh.. SNEEZE and it all comes out?
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Psychobabas
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
2531 Posts
December 12 2011 03:07 GMT
#27
large amounts of icecream always gives me the squirts
SleepTech
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States222 Posts
December 12 2011 03:10 GMT
#28
On December 12 2011 10:36 Chairman Ray wrote:
A spoonful of honey will crank that shit right out


Absolutely NO to this...

Just drink a lot of juice and coffee. May need to give it the ol two finger salute! If you haven't gone after another day or two, then you may have a serious problem and require medical attention. People can die from Diverticulitis.
cmen15
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States1519 Posts
December 12 2011 03:10 GMT
#29
Best blog ever!
Greed leads to just about all losses.
juked
Profile Joined May 2010
United States691 Posts
December 12 2011 03:11 GMT
#30
Only time will tell
cmen15
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States1519 Posts
December 12 2011 03:11 GMT
#31
On December 12 2011 12:11 juked wrote:
Only time will tell

lolol best line so far!
Greed leads to just about all losses.
Steelavocado
Profile Joined May 2010
United States2123 Posts
December 12 2011 03:35 GMT
#32
Have you been traveling? I know I can go days without shitting if I am in a foriegn environment.
Either that or you need to see a doctor
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3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
December 12 2011 03:51 GMT
#33
On December 12 2011 09:41 Kurr wrote:
Take laxatives because not crapping for 5days+ is a medical emergency. Well, that sounds worse than it is but you actually need to contact a doctor if you can't crap. It can lead to some problems which I'm sure you don't want to hear if you don't do anything about it.

If you don't know what to take, go to a local pharmacy. Sodium docusate pills (not sure if that's the name in english) or glycerin suppositories work usually.

In your case, take the suppository because it's an instant effect. If it's a reccuring problem, starting taking the pills (and maybe sennokot as well, but better to consult a doctor or pharmacist before starting to take things chronically).

Wait... so.... I should've been to the doctor multiple times in my years of 13-11 because I couldn't shit? o.O
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hp.Shell
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2527 Posts
December 12 2011 03:59 GMT
#34
Go run for a few minutes or walk a couple miles. If you're lying down or sitting still all day for days and days your digestive system isn't moving enough. Just go for a walk and drink some coffee and you'll be good. The coffee might not actually even be necessary, but if the walk doesn't help, the coffee will.
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Mothra
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States1448 Posts
December 12 2011 04:07 GMT
#35
On December 12 2011 12:59 hp.Shell wrote:
Go run for a few minutes or walk a couple miles. If you're lying down or sitting still all day for days and days your digestive system isn't moving enough. Just go for a walk and drink some coffee and you'll be good. The coffee might not actually even be necessary, but if the walk doesn't help, the coffee will.


Yeah go for a run (where there are bathrooms along the way lol). None of the foods you ate sound like they have much fiber besides salad. You should be eating stuff with lots of fiber and water. Fruits, vegetables, nuts, beans etc and drink plenty water.
Seeker *
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
Where dat snitch at?37058 Posts
December 12 2011 04:39 GMT
#36
Celery is your best friend

I'm not even kidding. It may taste "blarghhh" but it is so good for you. And if you eat it with a dressing, while it may not be as healthy eating it plain, u can enjoy celery.
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Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
December 12 2011 04:51 GMT
#37
Celery and peanut butter!
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
Blazinghand *
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States25558 Posts
February 01 2012 01:40 GMT
#38
"You know what mythical creatures seems like they would be awesome if they actually existed, but would actually be terrible? Pegasi. I mean, think how terrible it is when a bird shits on you or right on the windshield of your car. Think of what a terrible mess geese make when they come through shitting on everything. Now extrapolate that to a bunch of fucking horses flying overhead. We wouldn’t be like “Oh, look at what soaring majestic beauty.” We’d be like “Oh fuck nooooooooo” and running for shelter."

This would only get worse with laxatives.
When you stare into the iCCup, the iCCup stares back.
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zOula...
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States898 Posts
February 01 2012 02:41 GMT
#39
this blog made me have to p00p. Brb
seiferoth10
Profile Joined May 2010
3362 Posts
February 01 2012 02:48 GMT
#40
Taco Bell usually gets me going... but seriously, prune juice does the job, maybe some vodka mixed in to make it tolerable.
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