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teamliquid sucks: Musical Rendition

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Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-05 00:03:00
November 05 2011 00:02 GMT
#1
You may remember the original teamliquid sucks post...
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=128243

One of the most interesting, bizarre, and linguistically challenged posts in the history of TL spawned quite a few audio versions...
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=128424

Today, I bring you quite the most interesting and bizarre take on it yet. My girlfriend was in a rather odd mood today, singing TL posts... I asked her to record this one.

Actually a bit better than I expected... Enjoy, rofl. Read the post as you listen to it, otherwise it's a bit hard to follow... quite the strange song.

http://soundcloud.com/helloshay/teamliquid-sucks

****
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22258 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-05 00:09:44
November 05 2011 00:09 GMT
#2
Hahahahahahaha, so cute.

Btw, just noticed she is Asian - marry her asap.

Wait, are you even legal yet? -_-
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
November 05 2011 00:12 GMT
#3
On November 05 2011 09:09 EvilTeletubby wrote:
Hahahahahahaha, so cute.

Btw, just noticed she is Asian - marry her asap.

Wait, are you even legal yet? -_-


in some countries :O
ZeroCartin
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Costa Rica2390 Posts
November 05 2011 00:12 GMT
#4
Hhahahahah wtff :D I forgot about this little TL mini meme :D
"My sister is on vacation in Costa Rica right now. I hope she stays a while because she's a miserable cunt." -pubbanana
fabiano
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Brazil4644 Posts
November 05 2011 00:13 GMT
#5
bwahaha your gf is quite a singer dude
"When the geyser died, a probe came out" - SirJolt
kineticSYN
Profile Joined May 2011
United States909 Posts
November 05 2011 00:14 GMT
#6
i'm still pretty new in comparison to how long TL's been around, so never saw that post, obviously, until just now

and let me tell you..

reading it while a female was singing it in the background gave me the biggest mindfuck ever

i don't even know what's what anymore, i'm struggling to put together coherent sentences now

bi-est
IMMvp #1 :)
Bibbit
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada5377 Posts
November 05 2011 00:18 GMT
#7
Wow that was actually really good. I especially like the following paragraph:

if anyone out there agrees with what i say then speak up n for all u tourney favored bitches hit me up on sc ill break ur face in with banelings n take ur number 1 spot with ezz n throw the winning money in ur broken face after I'm finished with u


It totally rhymed!
marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
November 05 2011 00:18 GMT
#8
She's a really good singer O_O Jesus christ poke you're a playah
memes are a dish best served dank
Molybdenum
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States358 Posts
November 05 2011 00:19 GMT
#9
Hahaha, I loved the singing of the run-on sentences, really highlights the punctuational issues
Trezeguet
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States2656 Posts
November 05 2011 00:21 GMT
#10
love the 2-N-D this is was awesome!
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-05 00:24:15
November 05 2011 00:23 GMT
#11
can browse the rest of her soundcloud for other weird stuff if you like it or
http://youtube.com/venusvoice
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
actionbastrd
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Congo598 Posts
November 05 2011 00:24 GMT
#12
hahahahhah 5/5. Awesome. i dont have much else to say. Kudos!
It rained today inside my head...
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-05 00:27:17
November 05 2011 00:25 GMT
#13
On November 05 2011 09:09 EvilTeletubby wrote:
Hahahahahahaha, so cute.

Btw, just noticed she is Asian - marry her asap.

Wait, are you even legal yet? -_-

No. But I'm allowed to date girls, right? D:
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
Snuggles
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1865 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-05 00:29:25
November 05 2011 00:27 GMT
#14
That song is hilarious lol. I love all the references to the silly aspects of our community, cheered me up a good bit thanks.

EDIT: fail reading, they were actual posts loooool
fabiano
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Brazil4644 Posts
November 05 2011 00:28 GMT
#15
On November 05 2011 09:23 Pokebunny wrote:
can browse the rest of her soundcloud for other weird stuff if you like it or
http://youtube.com/venusvoice


OKAY POKEBONNIE

Your girlfriend has a serious talent for singing. I just saw her video you linked and before I start to watch the rest, have you told her that she is really talented?

I'm serious dude, does she feels like becoming a singer? If so, please keep up updated cause shes a star in the making! :D
"When the geyser died, a probe came out" - SirJolt
Bibbit
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada5377 Posts
November 05 2011 00:29 GMT
#16
On November 05 2011 09:25 Pokebunny wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 05 2011 09:09 EvilTeletubby wrote:
Hahahahahahaha, so cute.

Btw, just noticed she is Asian - marry her asap.

Wait, are you even legal yet? -_-

No. But I'm allowed to date girls, right? D:

I listened to a song off the soundcloud and then looked at the youtube thing, where I saw a MLG Raleigh thing. She said she's 21.

So no, you're probably not.

Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
November 05 2011 00:36 GMT
#17
On November 05 2011 09:28 fabiano wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 05 2011 09:23 Pokebunny wrote:
can browse the rest of her soundcloud for other weird stuff if you like it or
http://youtube.com/venusvoice


OKAY POKEBONNIE

Your girlfriend has a serious talent for singing. I just saw her video you linked and before I start to watch the rest, have you told her that she is really talented?

I'm serious dude, does she feels like becoming a singer? If so, please keep up updated cause shes a star in the making! :D

Yes, she's gone to korea to be on MBC a couple times ;o
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
Silverfoxx
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States184 Posts
November 05 2011 00:37 GMT
#18
I second teletubby. Marry her. And tell her to give me voice lessons!

this is the bi-est. and Im not being bi-est about that.
The fox is back.
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
November 05 2011 00:46 GMT
#19
On November 05 2011 09:29 Bibbit wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 05 2011 09:25 Pokebunny wrote:
On November 05 2011 09:09 EvilTeletubby wrote:
Hahahahahahaha, so cute.

Btw, just noticed she is Asian - marry her asap.

Wait, are you even legal yet? -_-

No. But I'm allowed to date girls, right? D:

I listened to a song off the soundcloud and then looked at the youtube thing, where I saw a MLG Raleigh thing. She said she's 21.

So no, you're probably not.


I'm allowed to DATE, jeez x-x
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
Tortious_Tortoise
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States944 Posts
November 05 2011 00:48 GMT
#20
There were so many banlings/mods who read and commented on that blog O.o team liquid is old!
Treating eSports as a social science since 2011; Credo: "The system is never wrong"-- Day9 Daily #400 Part 3
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