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Last night was a night like any other in Canada, cold and shitty. Today was my first day off work in awhile so I stayed up late knowing I could sleep in. Teamliquid, Reddit, State of the Game, tried to find out why TBLS and some OSL finalist scrubs went to the Americas, LoL, and of course a brief skim over the last 20 pages of the Sone-pop music discussion thread that have popped up in the last 73 seconds. Nothing too eventful, except for a Skype call from a Korean friend who lives in Japan that interrupted a game of LoL. Her english is not very good and was on what I can only assume is the loudest bus in Japan. Also my microphone has been dying lately so the conversation felt like a deleted from Lost in Translation.
So anyways I end up going to bed rather late, still brooding about how I can go 29-8-9 with Vayne and our team still lose. (PS It's because everyone is bad.) I climb into bed and check Kakao talk and Facebook despite checking them a couple minutes ago right before brushing my teeth. As I drift to sleep thoughts of why that one girl you like who hasn't responded to that really cool song you sent her float through what remains of my consciousness.
Dream one was rather uneventful. In fact so uneventful I don't know even know what it was about just that it happened. Dream two was much the same. And then Dream three came along...
Act 1 Scene 1
Enter Jessica Jung and I
Monologue - I have no idea why this dream took place to be honest. Jessica is not one of my top picks of SNSD and SNSD isn't one of my favourite groups. I can only assume it was the pic spam of Jung sisters awhile back coupled with me recently putting my SNSD posters back up on my wall. Fun fact: My Jessica poster is slightly shorter than the rest because my cat puked a hairball onto the top of it and I had to cut it off as the stain wouldn't come out. (I didn't actually buy these posters. A female friend of mine brought them to me while I was playing Starcraft in a PC방 in Seoul. This was back in early 2010 and I kept humming gee gee gee gee on the subway. I think she was trying to impress me but it ended up getting all of my corsairs killed so it wasn't very effective. But that's for another day).
So Jessica and I are walking around in Gangnam looking for a cafe that isn't full. This is actually a real problem and caused a group of us who met up for a GSL finals to walking around aimlessly for nearly an hour. I dont recall which one we eventually went into but let's just say A Twosome place. So we go in, order our coffees (I pay because she has no money of course), and sit down in the corner. Now I can only assume that this took place in an alternate universe as no one in this entire outing noticed Jessica. I don't know what we talked about but when she took a drink and had foam on her lip it reminded me of Fantasy. And boy does that ruin the fantasy.
So we leave the cafe and are walking back to some sort of apartment. From my experience in Seoul, Koreans don't really tell you where to go. When they want to turn a corner or get you to move to the side for a car or whatever they sort of just grab you. Girls will grab your arm sort of pull you along like a little girl's teddy bear. Guys will put their arm around a girl's waist and just sort of turn her entire body. I have to assume that we were going back to my apartment as I was the turner and she was the turnee. So we're walking along and I want to turn left so I grab her around the waist (like a boss) and turn her left. I turn to her and say (I swear to god this is word for word) "Wow, you have a really nice waist". Now at this point when she didn't look at me like some sort of serial killer I should have clued in that this was a dream but alas I did not. She just turned and smiled and said "thanks!".
We arrive at my apartment after I have swooned her with my smooth talking. She tells me my shitty little apartment in Hongdae is nice (even in the dream I knew she was lying). We're on the couch watching TV. We end up watching some sort of kpop variety show that I can't follow along with and she doesn't want to translate. We didn't end up watching any Starcraft. But we were probably watching MBCGame (Hiyoooo). So I start getting closer to her. Exchanging occassional eye contact while smiling. You know, the usual. Anyways one thing leads to another and we end up in the bedroom.
She is on top of me after only a few minutes and gets into a good rhythm and gives me some sort of look which make my balls yell "Suit up men. It's baby making time." At this point she just keeps looking at me and says
Edit: For those not familiar with the person in question:
On October 28 2011 13:23 Maekju wrote:So it sounds like there's actually some people that read and appreciate those picture spams. ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/EmaQ3.gif) + Show Spoiler [Sica gifs] +
 
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51492 Posts
you know when you're a sone when
[x] you start having dreams about snsd girls
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Netherlands45349 Posts
wtf.
also you do realize those lyrics of the boys right.
I can’t just stand here and watch
Even if it clashes and breaks numerous times, get up
Show me your wild side that is sharp and cool, my boy
Bring the boys out
good luck bro.
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Zomg... I had a dream I was on a date with Sunny a bit ago... Aren't they incredible?
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On October 28 2011 02:16 GTR wrote:
you know when you're a sone when
[x] you start having dreams about snsd girls
I think we have already determine his being a sone at
[x] username is ggggbabybabybaby
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yeeeeeeeaaaaaaah..no...
no.
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who are you ? i wanna be your friend
im sure we met up in a dream
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you party too much again have you?
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Taiwan619 Posts
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did she sing the song to you? or say "gg"?
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5/5 would read again and again.
*edit: sharing a short story of mine which this reminds me of, I was banging SoHee from Wonder Girls in my dreams (this was long time ago when WG was actually the #1 girl group in Korea) and I was like fuck yeah this is so awesome but then SoHee kept screaming "don't leave me" I'm like why the fuck would I leave you girl and I banged her at least 3 separate times in that one night of sweet dreams and then I woke up and felt like a boss then a week later I got into SNSD (Taeyeon #1) and ditched WG forever. -theend
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We arrive at my apartment after I have swooned her with my smooth talking. She tells me my shitty little apartment in Hongdae is nice (even in the dream I knew she was lying). We're on the couch watching TV. We end up watching some sort of kpop variety show that I can't follow along with and she doesn't want to translate. We didn't end up watching any Starcraft. But we were probably watching MBCGame (Hiyoooo). So I start getting closer to her. Exchanging occassional eye contact while smiling. You know, the usual. Anyways one thing leads to another and we end up in the bedroom.
She is on top of me after only a few minutes and gets into a good rhythm and gives me some sort of look which make my balls yell "Suit up men. It's baby making time." At this point she just keeps looking at me and says
ROFL BABY MAKING TIME hahahahha
That is fantastic, I found this exceedingly entertaining and hilarious, 5/5
I had a dream where me and my brother were kids again but we had handguns, and we were gonna shoot at a wall but then our old classmates started jumping up on the wall and our teachers too so we couldnt shoot so we became annnoyed and we told them to stop jumping on the wall because we didnt want to shoot them and then we were sad because they didnt stop jumping on the wall and so we didnt get to shoot the handguns thank you for listening
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Hong Kong4685 Posts
3/5 Sex scene not detailed enough.
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And the whole time all I could think while reading was "Only half of TBLS was there".
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On October 28 2011 02:16 GTR wrote:
you know when you're a sone when
[x] you start having dreams about snsd girls
No way. I spread the love.
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/4VDjc.jpg)
Also my life for CJ yet:
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/x8a2z.jpg)
I'm just an opportunist I guess?
On October 28 2011 03:28 duncan.mc wrote:
And the whole time all I could think while reading was "Only half of TBLS was there".
On October 28 2011 02:13 ggggbabybabybaby wrote:
TBLS
Blah. Fixed. I actually wrote the whole thing in notepad and forgot the BBCode for strikethrough but then forgot to add it in after copypastaing.
On October 28 2011 03:23 T.O.P. wrote:
3/5 Sex scene not detailed enough.
Yeah I know I thought that too. My memory was vague of the scene itself while trying to write and I wasn't in sexy time mood for improvising.
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hahahahahaha great ending.
what's a sone btw?
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On October 28 2011 03:30 JieXian wrote:
hahahahahaha great ending.
what's a sone btw?
Hardcore SNSD fan.
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Ahh that's what sone means. Thanks for explaining ^_^)
And linking kpop.
And sharing a story :D
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