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ProjectVirtue
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Canada360 Posts
October 25 2011 05:10 GMT
#21
when i was 6, my family took a trip to paris. They had dogs everywhere at the time and they shit right on the ground and leave it. I wasn't paying attention, and i stepped in a big fresh batch of shit while wearing my prized batman runners. Spent the evening using a twig picking shit out from between the grooves.

2 years ago when i was 18, we went to paris again.............*squish* "NOT AGAIN!"
俺はダメ人間。。。
yawn
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada200 Posts
October 25 2011 05:10 GMT
#22
you forgot the part where you cleaned the floors you stepped on... right?
aka xusic
Noro
Profile Joined March 2011
Canada991 Posts
October 25 2011 05:11 GMT
#23
hahaha. just reading the title of this made my night. thanks bro.
Talk not to me of blasphemy, man; I'd strike the sun if it insulted me.
prOxi.swAMi
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3091 Posts
October 25 2011 05:17 GMT
#24
Once I stepped in dog shit after taking like the first few steps outside in a brand new pair of sneakers. Fucking made me SO ANGRY. I vowed that day, that the next person I see who doesn't pick their dog's shit up, I will run over, pick up that turd, and shove it in that person's mouth. I haven't seen anyone do it yet, but I am still on the look-out.
Oh no
ArvickHero
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
10387 Posts
October 25 2011 05:22 GMT
#25
On October 25 2011 13:27 PH wrote:
I picked at it from the bottom of my feet with my fingers. It had the consistency of mushed up bread. We had just bought a bunch of bread from a Korean bakery, some of it flavored like coffee, chocolate, etc. I decided to take a quick sniff to check what it was.

At least you were fortunate enough to have decided to sniff instead of taste lol
Writerptrk
zeOllie
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Australia486 Posts
October 25 2011 05:28 GMT
#26
ew.

I remember at my old school there was rabbit shit everywhere, I hated the sight of it......... even thinking about it now gives me the chills *brrrr*

Damn. That must really suck for you.
When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive - to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love.
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
October 25 2011 05:35 GMT
#27
I want pictures of the bunnies ):

I used to have big dogs, my God were their poop big.

Even more nasty when they ate a napkin and couldn't poop it >_<
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endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
October 25 2011 05:46 GMT
#28
I think rabbit poo is ok. I don't mean I'd eat it, but compared to dog poo, it's really ok.
Whenever I go to France I have to check every step I make. Sidewalks are all crapped.
ॐ
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
October 25 2011 06:10 GMT
#29
On October 25 2011 14:10 yawn wrote:
you forgot the part where you cleaned the floors you stepped on... right?

Haha, yeah, I did forget to include that part. I went through the path I'd taken up to my bed with a soapy rag!

On October 25 2011 14:22 ArvickHero wrote:
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On October 25 2011 13:27 PH wrote:
I picked at it from the bottom of my feet with my fingers. It had the consistency of mushed up bread. We had just bought a bunch of bread from a Korean bakery, some of it flavored like coffee, chocolate, etc. I decided to take a quick sniff to check what it was.

At least you were fortunate enough to have decided to sniff instead of taste lol

Oh I wouldn't taste anything stuck to the bottom of my foot that I'd been stepping on all throughout the house...

Even though we're Asian and keep the house very clean and all that, I still wouldn't do it.
Hello
elmizzt
Profile Joined February 2010
United States3309 Posts
October 25 2011 07:17 GMT
#30
you deserve it for going outside the house barefoot, you heathen!
d=(^_^)z
Kojak21
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Canada1104 Posts
October 25 2011 07:30 GMT
#31
ive stepped in dog crap barefoot once, was not a fun experience.....
¯\_(☺)_/¯
Kyhol
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2574 Posts
October 25 2011 07:34 GMT
#32
LOL. At least you didn't mistake rabbit shit for easter eggs... Oh my childhood.....
Wishing you well.
Misanthrope
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States924 Posts
October 25 2011 07:37 GMT
#33
I stepped in shit in the 8th grade, kept smelling it till about 3/4 through the day. Everyone gave me odd looks till I noticed a bunch of green group all over my shoe. xD
Resolve to perform what you ought. Perform without fail what you resolve. - Benjamin Franklin
Jh
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Finland151 Posts
October 25 2011 07:38 GMT
#34
i stepped on shit once, then i climbed a ladder. imagine my surprise coming down.
what
Pika Chu
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Romania2510 Posts
October 25 2011 07:39 GMT
#35
I hate it when i step in shit when i'm going to work.

There are so many stray dogs around that it's a hard job avoiding shit piles.
They first ignore you. After they laugh at you. Next they will fight you. In the end you will win.
]343[
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States10328 Posts
October 25 2011 07:42 GMT
#36
my condolences.
Writer
blade55555
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States17423 Posts
October 25 2011 08:32 GMT
#37
Ah I had a similar experience when I was younger (in terms of stepping in shit).

It was either cow shit or horse shit but I was on an ATV and we got off and I didn't look at the ground and my right leg up to my knee was covered in shit rofl. I was like 10 years old or something maybe a little younger but that was gross xD
When I think of something else, something will go here
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
October 25 2011 09:21 GMT
#38
On October 25 2011 16:34 Kyhol wrote:
LOL. At least you didn't mistake rabbit shit for easter eggs... Oh my childhood.....

Oh dear lord...do tell.
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Sqalevon
Profile Joined August 2010
Netherlands523 Posts
October 25 2011 09:38 GMT
#39
When I was young I was canoeing with a friend and we had to cross a land-bridge between two fields, so we picked up the canoe and the sneaky bastard steered me straight into a cow pie.
It had a slight crust, which easily collapsed under my weight.
After that the lukewarm poo flowed between my toes, a surprising sensation to say the least.
Newbistic
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
China2912 Posts
October 25 2011 09:53 GMT
#40
On October 25 2011 18:38 Sqalevon wrote:
When I was young I was canoeing with a friend and we had to cross a land-bridge between two fields, so we picked up the canoe and the sneaky bastard steered me straight into a cow pie.
It had a slight crust, which easily collapsed under my weight.
After that the lukewarm poo flowed between my toes, a surprising sensation to say the least.


Oh you idyllic northern European nations and your cow pies. Should have been wearing those wooden clogs eh?

j/k I'm just jealous of your clean air and beautiful environment.
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