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In the literal sense.
I ran outside with bare feet to grab some laundry I'd had drying. After grabbing it, I ran upstairs to deposit it. I felt something on my way up and assumed it was like a piece of bread or something from when I'd run through the kitchen. I stopped to examine it after dropping my fresh laundry onto my bed.
I picked at it from the bottom of my feet with my fingers. It had the consistency of mushed up bread. We had just bought a bunch of bread from a Korean bakery, some of it flavored like coffee, chocolate, etc. I decided to take a quick sniff to check what it was.
Yeah.
I ran to the bathroom and put my foot in the sink and started scrubbing it, along with my offended fingers, with some antibacterial soap.
We have a rabbit problem in our backyard, and they leave these cute little Cocoa Puff-sized turds EVERYWHERE. I, of course, stepped in the one half-dry, half-wet turd that decided to roll down to somewhere in the five feet between the back door and where we hang our laundry.
Cool story, right? Cool story...
 
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I haven't stepped in crap in years... (dreamy look)
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I did this weekend, and it sucked. But I bought new shoes so
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I hate stepping in shit, makes for a really crappy day
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you must be feeling pretty shitty
edit: ninja'd
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looool
man you have shit for luck
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you must've really felt like shit afterwards
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I do tree work for a living, often homeowners have large dogs in the area I live. I get crap in the deep treads in my boots all the time. ><
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Guys stop shitting up this blog.
Though really that kind of sucks. I still hate stepping in gum more though.
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On October 25 2011 13:30 Pwntrucci[sR] wrote:
I haven't stepped in crap in years... (dreamy look)
I laughed for a good 5 minutes at this....
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Bird's shit landed on my head outta no where before ._.
Cool story bro
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When in doubt, watch your step
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It's okay, just try to keep your best foot forward.
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I've worked at a farm... I kinda got used to it... still absolutely hate stepping in it anywhere else though.
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LOL. Great puns.
Keep in mind, though, guys...I stepped into it with my bare fucking foot T_T.
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i remember once my mom told me about how she grew up in a farm and during the winter they would stick their feet into cow manure/shit to warm up.
true story prob
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On October 25 2011 13:30 Pwntrucci[sR] wrote:
I haven't stepped in crap in years... (dreamy look)
BTW, if your name is a play on Petrucci, the guitarist, mad props! I'm a huge fan. (:
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maybe you should get rid of the rabbits... stop putting them on a pedastool
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