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So I just stepped in shit...

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PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
October 25 2011 04:27 GMT
#1
In the literal sense.

I ran outside with bare feet to grab some laundry I'd had drying. After grabbing it, I ran upstairs to deposit it. I felt something on my way up and assumed it was like a piece of bread or something from when I'd run through the kitchen. I stopped to examine it after dropping my fresh laundry onto my bed.

I picked at it from the bottom of my feet with my fingers. It had the consistency of mushed up bread. We had just bought a bunch of bread from a Korean bakery, some of it flavored like coffee, chocolate, etc. I decided to take a quick sniff to check what it was.

Yeah.

I ran to the bathroom and put my foot in the sink and started scrubbing it, along with my offended fingers, with some antibacterial soap.

We have a rabbit problem in our backyard, and they leave these cute little Cocoa Puff-sized turds EVERYWHERE. I, of course, stepped in the one half-dry, half-wet turd that decided to roll down to somewhere in the five feet between the back door and where we hang our laundry.

Cool story, right? Cool story...

****
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Pwntrucci[sR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada1519 Posts
October 25 2011 04:30 GMT
#2
I haven't stepped in crap in years... (dreamy look)
bg
Zidane
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States1686 Posts
October 25 2011 04:31 GMT
#3
I did this weekend, and it sucked. But I bought new shoes so
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
October 25 2011 04:31 GMT
#4
I hate stepping in shit, makes for a really crappy day
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Zestypasta
Profile Joined August 2010
United States61 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-10-25 04:32:02
October 25 2011 04:31 GMT
#5
you must be feeling pretty shitty

edit: ninja'd
At least I got chicken
Crais
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada2136 Posts
October 25 2011 04:37 GMT
#6
looool

man you have shit for luck
RIP MBC Game Hero
wherebugsgo
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Japan10647 Posts
October 25 2011 04:38 GMT
#7
you must've really felt like shit afterwards
DyEnasTy
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States3714 Posts
October 25 2011 04:45 GMT
#8
I do tree work for a living, often homeowners have large dogs in the area I live. I get crap in the deep treads in my boots all the time. ><
Much better to die an awesome Terran than to live as a magic wielding fairy or a mindless sac of biological goop. -Manifesto7
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-10-25 04:45:43
October 25 2011 04:45 GMT
#9
Guys stop shitting up this blog.

Though really that kind of sucks. I still hate stepping in gum more though.
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
Renent
Profile Joined February 2011
Canada302 Posts
October 25 2011 04:51 GMT
#10
On October 25 2011 13:30 Pwntrucci[sR] wrote:
I haven't stepped in crap in years... (dreamy look)


I laughed for a good 5 minutes at this....
Woof
Taeng
Profile Joined September 2011
37 Posts
October 25 2011 04:52 GMT
#11
Bird's shit landed on my head outta no where before ._.
Cool story bro
Puph
Profile Joined June 2011
Canada635 Posts
October 25 2011 04:52 GMT
#12
When in doubt, watch your step
Intel Dual Core 4400 @ ~2.00GHz / 2046MB RAM / 256 MB ATI Radeon x1300PRO
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
October 25 2011 04:52 GMT
#13
It's okay, just try to keep your best foot forward.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
wishbones
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada2600 Posts
October 25 2011 04:55 GMT
#14
shitty...
joined TL.net in 2006 (aka GMer) - http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=41944#2
OmniEulogy
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada6592 Posts
October 25 2011 04:56 GMT
#15
I've worked at a farm... I kinda got used to it... still absolutely hate stepping in it anywhere else though.
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PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
October 25 2011 04:57 GMT
#16
LOL. Great puns.

Keep in mind, though, guys...I stepped into it with my bare fucking foot T_T.
Hello
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
October 25 2011 04:58 GMT
#17
Fun story lololol
[TLMS] REBOOT
Talent.L
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
119 Posts
October 25 2011 05:00 GMT
#18
i remember once my mom told me about how she grew up in a farm and during the winter they would stick their feet into cow manure/shit to warm up.

true story prob
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
October 25 2011 05:00 GMT
#19
On October 25 2011 13:30 Pwntrucci[sR] wrote:
I haven't stepped in crap in years... (dreamy look)

BTW, if your name is a play on Petrucci, the guitarist, mad props! I'm a huge fan. (:
Hello
AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
October 25 2011 05:00 GMT
#20
maybe you should get rid of the rabbits... stop putting them on a pedastool
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