EPTIt started with a Protoss named Tassadar, who wanted to plant a Seed.
In the Twighlight, they planned to HuK a cOre unit into every game.
They Checked with their brightest LegalMinds, and it seemed suprisingly safe.
They would hide this unit, under a tree in the Forrest.
Lure them into the Vines, it would be all-powerful, Extreme to the fullest.
But as Genius as this seemed, they needed first a Tester.
They had to find a GuineaPig, so that they didn't get arrested.
So over many SoJu's, they had finally picked their Ace.
He was a lesser known Protoss from NA, who was unfamiliar with this place.
T'was a top 200 player, Returning from ladder season one.
You might be thinking Artosis, but it was in fact The Zealot, son.
Keeping iNcontrol, I thought this tactic to be tabboo.
The Korean Protoss's responded drunkenly, stating the OptiK would be zErO
I was Puzzele'd, I told The Zealot not to be a HerO.
He said don't worry, he had strict orders from this guy named Nazgul.
He said his mission was to find and destroy this kid named Ellen Page.
He said he couldn't tell me much else, and suggested I contact Sage.
Still, they could have sent just about Anypro to do this.
Why sacrifice yourself, when HongUninstall would gladly do it?
Sage said they had asked Choya, but he was busy playing Soccer
CombatEX seemed more than willing, but I knew he was blocked for sure.
It was finally time, and as he sat in the booth my heart became Frozen
All I could do was watch the stream from my laptop, as his fate had already been chosen.
He told me via Hotmail, this may be his final Parting.
His girlfriends Alicia and Tiffany, shed tears as the game was starting.
A firece battle commenced, and MKP screamed "Oemhji!"
The Zealot remained calm, and stated "sorry Inori."
The Protoss race had been Avenge'd, and other races complained Lotze
But as the protoss went to Party, there was someone I had still saught
Among the ShinyStar's that had forged this Protoss Dream
Lurked one with a dark aurA, when noticed his smile beamed
This had to be the true Creator of this con.
One who truely ran this GSL, and no it wasn't San -_-.
I asked the man one question, "Isn't this GSL sponsored by Sony?"
He answered "The GSL is only ran by one man" "and he answers only to NONY."
