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[1k post] Who is this mysterious woman?

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hazelynut
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2197 Posts
September 03 2011 20:52 GMT
#1
WARNING: please wash eyes carefully after viewing. Rated PG-13.

On February 1, 2011, a mysterious woman appeared in DC...

...and seven days ago, I and many others met this very same mysterious woman at MLG Raleigh...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YAoMRHPsJg


Cast, in order of appearance
+ Show Spoiler +
hazelynut
CaucasianAsian
flamewheel
DavAsiaN and Mang0master
LiquidHero
NonY
Liquid`TLO
Day[9] fan
Custodian
Gretorp
Zlasher
Flamewheel, dodging
Justin (Star Nation)
EGMachine
oGs manager and Nada
Milkis and ST_Bomber
CA's nipples


Many thanks to...

- d3_crescentia for putting this all together
- CaucasianAsian for being the sexiest Hyuna I know
- Flamewheel for dodging
- Smix and Venus for dancing this in a private showing at 3am <3
- DavAsiaN for shaking his hips when no one else would
- Random bystanders for random bystanding
- Andre for the cooties
- Liquid for the laughs
- MLG for a lovely event
- CSL family

And last but not least, thank you to Teamliquid for three years and 1,000 posts of pure love, hilarity, and SC <3.

+ Show Spoiler +
I hope your eyes are scarred, Milkis. And now I can finally post againnnNNnnn! Hazelnuts are the best kind of nut.


****
Zerg | life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery | www.cstarleague.com <3
Jh
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Finland151 Posts
September 03 2011 20:55 GMT
#2
actually macadamian nuts are the shit.
what
berserkboar
Profile Joined June 2011
114 Posts
September 03 2011 20:56 GMT
#3
ai ya!
:(
Ko1tz
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
France493 Posts
September 03 2011 20:58 GMT
#4
LOL at Machine, really enjoyed the vid and gratz on the 1000 posts
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
September 03 2011 20:58 GMT
#5
--- Nuked ---
Adebisi
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada1637 Posts
September 03 2011 20:58 GMT
#6
mother of god....

lol @ machine, and super lol @ bomber.
Waxangel
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
United States33713 Posts
September 03 2011 20:59 GMT
#7
On September 04 2011 05:58 boesthius wrote:
seeing this in person was more scarring than anything i have ever seen in my life

<3 u CA


scary because you were close to doing something similar
AdministratorHey HP can you redo everything youve ever done because i have a small complaint?
SiguR
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada2039 Posts
September 03 2011 21:00 GMT
#8
brb... purging eyes with fire.
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
September 03 2011 21:01 GMT
#9
--- Nuked ---
Milkis
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
5003 Posts
September 03 2011 21:05 GMT
#10
bomber said CA had pretty bad BO
[Agony]x90
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States853 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-03 21:06:39
September 03 2011 21:05 GMT
#11
trololololol.

EDIT: @Hazelynut your choice in K-pop is horrid... ALL OF IT. Love, the Korean Hating German-Korean-American who's not really German.
JF dodger since 2009
Ucs
Profile Joined October 2010
264 Posts
September 03 2011 21:08 GMT
#12
What did I just look at? I have...no...ideea...
Xiphias3
Profile Joined June 2011
Canada18 Posts
September 03 2011 21:10 GMT
#13
Go Machine. Now I need to rinse and clean my eyes and ears with many bars of soup
Sephy90
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1785 Posts
September 03 2011 21:12 GMT
#14
LOOOOOL holy shit I wish I were there to dance with you damn. Congratulations on 1k posts <333333 that was so funny and exciting for some reason... XD
"So I turned the lights off at night and practiced by myself"
Heyoka
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Katowice25012 Posts
September 03 2011 21:12 GMT
#15
I told TLO that around normal people I feel weird but am right at home at MLGs, his reply was "anyone in a room with CA would feel normal".
@RealHeyoka | ESL / DreamHack StarCraft Lead
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
September 03 2011 21:15 GMT
#16
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
why so 진지해?
zul
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Germany5427 Posts
September 03 2011 21:15 GMT
#17
machine deserves a big thumbs up for straight jumping into it
keep it deep! @zulison
Man.Magic
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States178 Posts
September 03 2011 21:16 GMT
#18
If you are going to IPL in AC, I will gladly dance to Hyuna with you, but only if you Gee with me.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Corrupt61587
Profile Joined September 2009
United States366 Posts
September 03 2011 21:16 GMT
#19
CaucasianAsian: DC groups pride and joy ¬.¬
Dayrlan
Profile Joined November 2010
United States248 Posts
September 03 2011 21:17 GMT
#20
He had to be drunk. SO drunk.
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