I will write this essay, but I am not writing in the fact that I want to join. I do not want to join at all, I just want to write this essay to be the first to write the essay. My essay will include me writing about this very exact post and as to why I don't want to join. Maybe I should just write why I would be the best candidate, but I prefer not too. I may sound a little weird because of this and will probably come off as a sarcastic person, but I don't really care. Caller this thread was written with a lot of effort and I am here to follow your guidelines and make you feel good about yourself. Now my essay finishes. I know I didn't write much, but really? A whole essay

Sablar

Sweden880 Posts

August 09 2011 20:36 GMT

#24

This deal offers far too little, especially in terms status symbols that signify the right to harass people.

But I guess you can take the $5 and buy a toy sheriff star that you wear at home while browsing TL.

infinitestory

United States4053 Posts

August 09 2011 20:39 GMT

#25

On August 10 2011 05:18 p4NDemik wrote:

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hahahaha oh csheep it appears nothing has changed since I last played with you guys has it lol

poor sheep D:

edit: o hey 3k

Pandain

United States12989 Posts

August 09 2011 20:41 GMT

#26

I would be a good fit for VC. I have been here for a year, have a personal connection with you which makes me stand out in your mind, have relished the pleasure in reporting fadoodlemeisters, and most importantly hate all mankind. I will do everything I can to get their thread closed. I will track down people who make bad posts and write them angry letters about why I feel discouraged by their actions. I have been to the B.Net forum Wasteland, I have seen the worst of man.

I have seen SC2 LR threads, I have seen the depressingly hilarious posts made by users.

I will kill my enemies and those who get in my way.

Don't let it be you Caller.

Mr. Wiggles

Canada5894 Posts

August 09 2011 20:59 GMT

#27

Getting my button at the end of the month, (but I've reported people before), here's my speech for ~~vigilante~~ justice directed at new members:

I used to be like you, a long time ago... You're all brand new and perfect, no mistakes, no regrets. Members look at you and think how wonderful your future will be. They want you to be something special, like a writer, or a translator. Heh... Hate to tell you this, but if you just came here now, you're more likely to wind up spamming in threads, or writing bullshit in a LR; and if you don't get banned, you'll up your post count writing one-liners and insults. And you won't think twice about making a terrible thread, because you won't even know it's wrong in the first place.

Or maybe... maybe you'll end up like me, a POSTER WITH A REPORT BUTTON.

*Begins massacre*

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Cookies if you get the reference

Z3kk

4099 Posts

August 09 2011 20:59 GMT

#28

Is this real? Quite a few people will definitely apply if this is true :O

Also the tiny monetary award may or may not lead to some hilarious rushes to report threads aka many many many PMs (or however mods receive reports) LOL

nttea

Sweden4353 Posts

August 09 2011 21:02 GMT

#29

^_^ i want my own militia.

obesechicken13

United States10467 Posts

August 09 2011 21:06 GMT

#30

Still can't tell if serious. You just need a better backend for moderators to make moderation easy imo. (frontend backend mix).

Cambium

United States16368 Posts

August 09 2011 21:07 GMT

#31

I think I've only used the report button once, when someone posted TL HQ's actual address.

There are way too many "bad" posts to my liking, and I would honestly find it impossible to browse the forum if I have to make myself be cognizant of the quality of each post.

I'd rather write replies than reports

Kurumi

Poland6130 Posts

August 09 2011 21:15 GMT

#32

Give me 5 dollars and I'll reconsider.

turdburgler

England6749 Posts

August 09 2011 21:28 GMT

#33

i would be the best person to choose because im just such a boss. i never hurt ESPORTS and lots of other things too

Calm

Canada380 Posts

August 09 2011 21:31 GMT

#34

Soo close to my report button... September 19th, mark it on your calendar mods. Not that you'll need to, you'll know by the significant inflow of calls for justice.

Dknight

United States5223 Posts

August 09 2011 21:32 GMT

#35

VC Ultimate is the shit.

Caller

Poland8075 Posts

August 09 2011 21:49 GMT

#36

On August 10 2011 05:05 tonight wrote:
I've been here forever. That is my essay.

instantly accepted

pStar

996 Posts

August 09 2011 21:50 GMT

#37

I will make it my life goal to one day make it into this prestigious group of people.

Onwards and upwards.

tonight

United States11130 Posts

August 09 2011 21:55 GMT

#38

On August 10 2011 06:49 Caller wrote:

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instantly accepted

However, I'll never wander into the SC2 forums for any reason.

ShoCkeyy

7815 Posts

August 09 2011 22:12 GMT

#39

On August 10 2011 06:55 tonight wrote:

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However, I'll never wander into the SC2 forums for any reason.

But that's where you will use your Report button the most!

VTArlock

United States1763 Posts

August 09 2011 23:24 GMT

#40

If you don't select me I will pay a current mod cash money to ban you.
gg...no re!
EDIT: MORE THAN YOUR MEASLY 5 DARRA!
re-edit: My semi-way-too-big-online-ego is already "throbbing" with excitement lmao