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[G] Bippzy's Guide to Waking Up - Page 2

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Zorkmid
Profile Joined November 2008
4410 Posts
July 29 2011 12:53 GMT
#21
On July 29 2011 13:34 mizU wrote:
Psh. My alarms:
7:20
7:22
7:24
7:26
7:28
7:30
7:32
7:34
7:36
7:38
7:40
7:42

I'm usually up by 7:30.


Shit man, my snooze is 10 mins. Can you ACTUALLY go back to sleep for 115 seconds each time? LOL!!!

My routine:

(Alarm set 12 minutes fast)
Set for 7:10
7:20
7:30

Girlfriend back from bathroom, angry I forgot to flush last night.

I, still half asleep, surmise that maybe the poo wasn't really there, that she "Hallpoocinated" it.
She doesn't buy it, I suggest maybe there is a homeless person living in our house. She doesn't buy it.

By now, I'm awake.
obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-29 14:11:19
July 29 2011 14:10 GMT
#22
I slept in today. Third time in two weeks. I called in sick today. I feel so lazy. I used my main alarm as my first alarm at 7:00, then I have a phone alarm at 7:25.

The 7:25 phone alarm sounds for three (quiet) rings and then turns off. Like I don't need to press a button and it just turns off. (It runs on a windows operating system).

I heard it this morning, but I kept just trying to turn off my main alarm thinking that it was causing my phone alarm. Big mistake. Also a hundred dollars I'll never see again since I called in sick.

I think I need a new configuration. I woke up naturally an hour later, and slept 7 hours so it wasn't lack of sleep.



The phone alarm is becoming my first alarm. If I don't hear it, w/e. I may even turn it off.
The second alarm will be my ipod touch alarm. It's purpose is just to wake me up if it catches me on a good circadian rhythm while well rested (I like to think I'll ever use this one).

The final alarm will be at 7:20 and it's purpose will still be to wake me at the latest possible time. I'm gonna put it in the lock and key combo, and place the key in the bathroom.

Theoretically, I could turn off the final alarm and go back to bed, but by then I'll know what I'm doing.
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
Bippzy
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States1466 Posts
July 29 2011 15:32 GMT
#23
On July 29 2011 23:10 obesechicken13 wrote:
I slept in today. Third time in two weeks. I called in sick today. I feel so lazy. I used my main alarm as my first alarm at 7:00, then I have a phone alarm at 7:25.

The 7:25 phone alarm sounds for three (quiet) rings and then turns off. Like I don't need to press a button and it just turns off. (It runs on a windows operating system).

I heard it this morning, but I kept just trying to turn off my main alarm thinking that it was causing my phone alarm. Big mistake. Also a hundred dollars I'll never see again since I called in sick.

I think I need a new configuration. I woke up naturally an hour later, and slept 7 hours so it wasn't lack of sleep.



The phone alarm is becoming my first alarm. If I don't hear it, w/e. I may even turn it off.
The second alarm will be my ipod touch alarm. It's purpose is just to wake me up if it catches me on a good circadian rhythm while well rested (I like to think I'll ever use this one).

The final alarm will be at 7:20 and it's purpose will still be to wake me at the latest possible time. I'm gonna put it in the lock and key combo, and place the key in the bathroom.

Theoretically, I could turn off the final alarm and go back to bed, but by then I'll know what I'm doing.


I live near churches that play bells, and my alarm for the first time was church bells. I woke up periodically, and then after a few hours, i realized bells should not be under my bed. Gotta have a good alarm sound
LEENOCK LEENOCK LEENOCK LEENOCK LEENOCK LEENOCK LEENOCK LEENOCK LEENOCK LEENOCK LEENOCK LEENOCK
lascivious
Profile Joined July 2009
United States12 Posts
July 29 2011 17:05 GMT
#24
Or..

http://mashable.com/2011/05/29/money-shredding-alarm/
mizU
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States12125 Posts
July 29 2011 17:07 GMT
#25
On July 29 2011 21:53 Zorkmid wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 29 2011 13:34 mizU wrote:
Psh. My alarms:
7:20
7:22
7:24
7:26
7:28
7:30
7:32
7:34
7:36
7:38
7:40
7:42

I'm usually up by 7:30.


Shit man, my snooze is 10 mins. Can you ACTUALLY go back to sleep for 115 seconds each time? LOL!!!

My routine:

(Alarm set 12 minutes fast)
Set for 7:10
7:20
7:30

Girlfriend back from bathroom, angry I forgot to flush last night.

I, still half asleep, surmise that maybe the poo wasn't really there, that she "Hallpoocinated" it.
She doesn't buy it, I suggest maybe there is a homeless person living in our house. She doesn't buy it.

By now, I'm awake.


Oh no, I can set that many alarms on my phone. Haha.
if happy ever afters did exist <3 @watamizu_
Azzur
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Australia6267 Posts
July 29 2011 17:40 GMT
#26
hahaha, I have the same problem. My phone alarm is pretty annoying and won't stop so I'm forced to get up and at least press snooze. Then 10 mins later it interrupts my sleep... :p
GreatFall
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1061 Posts
July 29 2011 18:38 GMT
#27
This is amazing, I'm going to use some of these ideas myself. I have a terrible time waking up in the morning, even if I had plenty of sleep.
Inventor of the 'Burning Tide' technique to quickly getting Outmatched Crusher achivement :D
nullmind
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
1303 Posts
July 29 2011 18:52 GMT
#28
I actually downloaded a Korean android app called Early Bird Alarm. Basically, it let's you save a QR code to scan and to stop the alarm, you need to scan the code. Put the printed code in the bathroom and you can stop the alarm and since you are in the bathroom anyway, you can just jump in the shower .
Imrik
Profile Joined June 2010
Sweden118 Posts
July 29 2011 19:23 GMT
#29
foo_scheduler paired with your favorite music.
Blazinghand *
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States25562 Posts
July 29 2011 19:51 GMT
#30
I can't tell is this post is joking or real, especially the part with the pre-prepared meal. Still, I give 5/5 instead of abstaining, because waking up early is always good training.
When you stare into the iCCup, the iCCup stares back.
TL+ Member
obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
July 30 2011 05:07 GMT
#31
On July 30 2011 03:52 nullmind wrote:
I actually downloaded a Korean android app called Early Bird Alarm. Basically, it let's you save a QR code to scan and to stop the alarm, you need to scan the code. Put the printed code in the bathroom and you can stop the alarm and since you are in the bathroom anyway, you can just jump in the shower .

Does anyone know of any similar apple apps?
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
MisterD
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Germany1338 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-30 07:21:16
July 30 2011 07:21 GMT
#32
okay here's the master tip for waking up:
  • get a at least 60 watts light bulb. + Show Spoiler [example] +
    [image loading]

  • put a lamp at the head end of your bed with the bulb in it, directed right at where your head is supposed to be + Show Spoiler [example] +
    [image loading]

  • get a programmable time switch and set it to your usual alarm time for each day. + Show Spoiler [example] +
    [image loading]

  • switch the lamp to ON and plug it into the programmable time switch
  • sleep
  • instantly wake up right on time because a fucking bright light flashes right into your face. works everytime.


i used this technique when i was like 14yo to get up at 4 in the morning to play roller coaster tycoon before my parents got up and kicked my but for playing too much computer games ... -.-
Gold isn't everything in life... you need wood, too!
.Aar
Profile Joined September 2010
2177 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-30 09:55:48
July 30 2011 09:55 GMT
#33
Television screen that beeps loudly to startle you into consciousness then flashes a random picture from /r/nosleep in your face to discourage laziness?

Chairman is pleased.

i'll have to see about getting a ceiling-mounted television for that.
now run into the setting sun, and suffer, but don't mess up your hair.
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