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The end of an era?

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PlaGuE_R
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
France1151 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-26 09:02:46
July 25 2011 23:33 GMT
#1
Since the dawn of time...erm, since the Dawn of Starcraft 2, there has been an oppressive carpet lain down onto the community. A fog that choked even the most reasonable of posters and fueled the most angry of trolls. A curtain that hid common sense from those who would normally think clearly.

I am talking of course, about the zerg balance whine.


Yet today, on this momentous day of days, us Protoss and Terran kindred souls, brethren drowning in the sea of whining, we can rejoice and celebrate.

For the first time in Korean GSL history, the finals oppose a Zerg to another Zerg.

Fluke? you may say.

Easy brackets? you may claim.

Well, I say nay! NAY!

this is the end of an era, the era of zerg whining has finally ended. Now and forever, any zerg claiming imbalance shall be ridiculed. Any zerg claiming a loss was not their fault shall be cast out. We can rejoice! Let the banhammers fall on the balance whiners! WE HAVE HAD OUR DAY!

Today, our Terran allies and my Protoss brothers pop the champagne, no longer will we need to listen to poorly constructed rants about zerg.

Now of all days, Losira faces off against Nestea.

And it has been PROVEN through trial by fire that Zerg is not the Underpowered race.

and through it all, the Terran and Protosses, and even a select few Zergs, can cry out with one voice. We did not go quietly into the night! we did not vanish without a fight! Today, we celebrate our independence day! erm....the end of zerg UP whine!


:D

+ Show Spoiler +
all in good fun guys, dont take this too seriously


EDIT: I would love for DJWheat to read this in the same epic vein as his FXO speech xD
EDIT 2: since it seems a lot of you are immune to sarcasm : If I was being serious, I would not have quoted Independence Day in the Opening Post!!!!!

****
TLO FIGHTING | me all in, he drone drone drone, me win - SK.MC | JINROLLED! | KraToss for the win
Loanshark
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
China3094 Posts
July 25 2011 23:37 GMT
#2
It's not gonna happen.
No dough, no go. And no mercy.
ampson
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States2355 Posts
July 25 2011 23:41 GMT
#3
Whiners gonna whine. But now it will be more generally accepted that said whiners are idiots.
nekuodah
Profile Joined August 2010
England2409 Posts
July 25 2011 23:45 GMT
#4
Well someone had the balls to say it, i salute you sir <3
PlaGuE_R
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
France1151 Posts
July 25 2011 23:47 GMT
#5
On July 26 2011 08:45 nekuodah wrote:
Well someone had the balls to say it, i salute you sir <3


I accept your salute and return it!
TLO FIGHTING | me all in, he drone drone drone, me win - SK.MC | JINROLLED! | KraToss for the win
Failsafe
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States1298 Posts
July 25 2011 23:56 GMT
#6
there's a huge lag in the development of game knowledge and people's opinions, and it's fueled by the lag time in casters' knowledge. the whining is gonna continue.

and that's just the reasoned whining which probably isn't the majority. so expect more whining regardless of results. refer to the general forum thread about contradictory evidence strangely reinforcing beliefs. it's gonna get worse before it gets better.
MrBitter: Phoenixes... They're like flying hellions. Always cost efficient.
Darclite
Profile Joined January 2011
United States1021 Posts
July 26 2011 00:07 GMT
#7
Zerg is still underpowered, dumbass. They don't even have 3 players in the final match.

User was temp banned for this post.
They're fools. You should eat them.
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
July 26 2011 00:09 GMT
#8
On July 26 2011 09:07 Darclite wrote:
Zerg is still underpowered, dumbass. They don't even have 3 players in the final match.


Whoa bro, it's just a joke.
Sit down.
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
Itsmedudeman
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States19229 Posts
July 26 2011 00:11 GMT
#9
It probably has a lot to do with idra sort of being the figurehead for the english speaking scene. He's in the media more often than any other top foreign zerg and his complaints are heard often so that's probably where it comes from. I hear a lot of zergs nowadays saying "you shouldn't look at results, but look at the game and the players and how the game itself went..." whenever zergs start doing well which is so funny and hypocritical.
TheButtonmen
Profile Joined December 2010
Canada1401 Posts
July 26 2011 00:11 GMT
#10
On July 26 2011 09:09 Torte de Lini wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 26 2011 09:07 Darclite wrote:
Zerg is still underpowered, dumbass. They don't even have 3 players in the final match.


Whoa bro, it's just a joke.
Sit down.


Whoa bro, it's just a joke.

3 players in the finals? Come on now.
Indrium
Profile Joined November 2010
United States2236 Posts
July 26 2011 00:13 GMT
#11
Nerf everyone!
Darclite
Profile Joined January 2011
United States1021 Posts
July 26 2011 00:13 GMT
#12
On July 26 2011 09:09 Torte de Lini wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 26 2011 09:07 Darclite wrote:
Zerg is still underpowered, dumbass. They don't even have 3 players in the final match.


Whoa bro, it's just a joke.
Sit down.


I wasn't actually trying to be offensive ):

I'm actually a protoss player and gave the OP five stars. But I figured that's what a zerg would say (:

I'm a fan of your posts Torte, I'm sorry lol.
They're fools. You should eat them.
Serelitz
Profile Joined April 2011
Netherlands2895 Posts
July 26 2011 00:14 GMT
#13
On July 26 2011 09:09 Torte de Lini wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 26 2011 09:07 Darclite wrote:
Zerg is still underpowered, dumbass. They don't even have 3 players in the final match.


Whoa bro, it's just a joke.
Sit down.


Sit down, is that some weird way of saying GET OUT?
unit
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2621 Posts
July 26 2011 00:14 GMT
#14
On July 26 2011 09:13 Indrium wrote:
Nerf everyone!

actually, buff everyone...it could make for a more interesting show or just go horribly wrong, who knows
flowSthead
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
1065 Posts
July 26 2011 00:19 GMT
#15
But, Zerg isn't supposed to win against Protoss?
"You can be creative but I will crush it under the iron fist of my conservative play." - Liquid`Tyler █ MVP ■ MC ■ Boxer ■ Grubby █
PlaGuE_R
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
France1151 Posts
July 26 2011 00:22 GMT
#16
On July 26 2011 09:13 Darclite wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 26 2011 09:09 Torte de Lini wrote:
On July 26 2011 09:07 Darclite wrote:
Zerg is still underpowered, dumbass. They don't even have 3 players in the final match.


Whoa bro, it's just a joke.
Sit down.


I wasn't actually trying to be offensive ):

I'm actually a protoss player and gave the OP five stars. But I figured that's what a zerg would say (:

I'm a fan of your posts Torte, I'm sorry lol.


Darclite, I got the joke at the 2nd reading hahah, well played.

Torte, I'm a fan of your posts as well, thx for defending me
TLO FIGHTING | me all in, he drone drone drone, me win - SK.MC | JINROLLED! | KraToss for the win
ClysmiC
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States2192 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-26 00:25:16
July 26 2011 00:24 GMT
#17
I've always maintained that Zerg is the strongest race of the 3, if played perfectly. It's just SO much harder to play Zerg perfectly than it is to play T and especially P perfectly. Thus, many amazing Zerg players can lose to decent Terrans and Protosses. But a perfect Zerg can't be beat. If SC2 ever has a bonjwa, I think it will be Zerg.
Zhiroo
Profile Joined February 2011
Kosovo2724 Posts
July 26 2011 00:31 GMT
#18
End? You mean the start of an era. Where we Zergs dominate.
LoL EuW: Zhiroo - By starting this squabble you've proven nothing but how vast your stupidity is.
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
July 26 2011 00:43 GMT
#19
On July 26 2011 09:14 Serelitz wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 26 2011 09:09 Torte de Lini wrote:
On July 26 2011 09:07 Darclite wrote:
Zerg is still underpowered, dumbass. They don't even have 3 players in the final match.


Whoa bro, it's just a joke.
Sit down.


Sit down, is that some weird way of saying GET OUT?



ITS LIKE SETTLE DOWN, EXCEPT IM ORDERING HIM
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
July 26 2011 00:44 GMT
#20
On July 26 2011 09:13 Darclite wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 26 2011 09:09 Torte de Lini wrote:
On July 26 2011 09:07 Darclite wrote:
Zerg is still underpowered, dumbass. They don't even have 3 players in the final match.


Whoa bro, it's just a joke.
Sit down.


I wasn't actually trying to be offensive ):

I'm actually a protoss player and gave the OP five stars. But I figured that's what a zerg would say (:

I'm a fan of your posts Torte, I'm sorry lol.


Oh, it's because you said "dumbass" which is kind of flaming/insulting (I didn't interpret it as joking, my bad @_@ )
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
GigaFlop
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States1146 Posts
July 26 2011 01:21 GMT
#21
Guys, Zerg is terribly underpowered. Zerg won't win, it's impossible.
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ "Shift-Q oftentimes makes a capital Q" - Day[9] || iNcontrol - Alligator from heaven = ^
Giwoon
Profile Joined December 2010
Korea (South)431 Posts
July 26 2011 01:31 GMT
#22
toss is still pretty oh pee
BUTTHURT?
DCLXVI
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States729 Posts
July 26 2011 01:32 GMT
#23
On July 26 2011 09:44 Torte de Lini wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 26 2011 09:13 Darclite wrote:
On July 26 2011 09:09 Torte de Lini wrote:
On July 26 2011 09:07 Darclite wrote:
Zerg is still underpowered, dumbass. They don't even have 3 players in the final match.


Whoa bro, it's just a joke.
Sit down.


I wasn't actually trying to be offensive ):

I'm actually a protoss player and gave the OP five stars. But I figured that's what a zerg would say (:

I'm a fan of your posts Torte, I'm sorry lol.


Oh, it's because you said "dumbass" which is kind of flaming/insulting (I didn't interpret it as joking, my bad @_@ )

On July 23 2011 04:09 XeliN wrote:
Tort de lini is immune to sarcasm, nice try tho gan darc.

I can already see the ending
figq
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
12519 Posts
July 26 2011 01:34 GMT
#24
You may want to check PlayXP's QQ stats, where Korean players of each race submit daily how much they qq. Red-Z, Green-T, Blue-P. Clearly the balances keep shifting, and last November still keeps the lowest Z qq ranks. (after FD won GSL1) Even lower than now, but now it's likely to reach similar levels.
If you stand next to my head, you can hear the ocean. - Day[9]
PlaGuE_R
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
France1151 Posts
July 26 2011 09:02 GMT
#25
new rule

anyone talking seriously about zerg being under powered is straight banned from my blog :D

I don't want balance talk, this was just for fun. F U N! zergs take things too seriously! i do not care about PlayXP statistics.


If I was being serious, I would not have quoted Independence Day in the Opening Post!!!!!
TLO FIGHTING | me all in, he drone drone drone, me win - SK.MC | JINROLLED! | KraToss for the win
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