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Serejai
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
6007 Posts
July 11 2011 14:04 GMT
#1
It is strange to think I haven't seen you since a month. I have seen the new moon, but not you. I have seen sunsets and sunrises, but nothing of your beautiful face.

The pieces of my broken heart are so small that they can be passed through the eye of a needle. I miss you like the sun misses the flower; like the sun misses the flower in the depths of winter. Instead of beauty to direct its light to, the heart hardens like the frozen world your absence has banished me to.

I next post in the forum of Blogs, and I will find it empty and in the winter if you are not there.

Hope guides me. it is what gets me through the day and especially the night. The hope that after you're gone from my sight, it will not be the last time that I look upon you.

Love,
Serejai






PS - + Show Spoiler +
Will you marry me?


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I HAVE 5 TOAST POINTS
Attican
Profile Joined October 2010
Denmark531 Posts
July 11 2011 14:07 GMT
#2
Odd sort of way to put it.
Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-11 14:10:40
July 11 2011 14:10 GMT
#3
Serejai is the stop lurker, Riku is the medic.


He's watching.
SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
wussleeQ
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States3130 Posts
July 11 2011 14:13 GMT
#4
nice post 1k congrats
BW -> League -> CSGO
Dalguno
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States2446 Posts
July 11 2011 14:17 GMT
#5
A Knight's Tale, eh?
"I'm gonna keep making drones cause I'm a baller, and ballers make drones." -Snute
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
July 11 2011 14:49 GMT
#6
What the fuck, Serejai?! You keep me waiting for a month and a half for a brilliant 1k, and THIS is what you shit out? Goddamn, I used to think you were cool, but now you're consorting with girls! Ugh. I thought I knew you, man.

I thought I knew you...

+ Show Spoiler +
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
Chimpalimp
Profile Joined May 2010
United States1135 Posts
July 11 2011 14:59 GMT
#7
The little poem seems rather familiar, I guess I can't recall what its from (A Knight's Tale?). Classy none the less.
I like money. You like money too? We should hang out.
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
July 11 2011 15:29 GMT
#8
Lolololol, I liked your first draft of your other 1k post idea.

Ah well.
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
July 11 2011 15:30 GMT
#9
Oh, and 1/5 because you're such a noob.
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
Trotske
Profile Joined August 2010
410 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-11 15:53:48
July 11 2011 15:50 GMT
#10
I'm a little confused, are you the Sun or the flower? If you are the Sun why do you miss a single flower? The Sun lights up millions of flowers so are you a "Player?" What does the flower think about this. Also are you saying that the "Flower" needs you because you are the Sun?


Please help me understand.
BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES50466 Posts
July 11 2011 15:59 GMT
#11
this is fruity.
Brood War EICWoo Jung Ho, never forget.| Twitter: @BLinDRawR
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Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
July 11 2011 16:10 GMT
#12
On July 12 2011 00:50 Trotske wrote:
I'm a little confused, are you the Sun or the flower? If you are the Sun why do you miss a single flower? The Sun lights up millions of flowers so are you a "Player?" What does the flower think about this. Also are you saying that the "Flower" needs you because you are the Sun?


Please help me understand.

Don't try, it's a mess
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11552 Posts
July 11 2011 17:43 GMT
#13
oh my god this is so cute
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
July 11 2011 18:16 GMT
#14
Ahhhh haaaa Aeres. gl Serejai.
LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
JackMcCoy
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
165 Posts
July 11 2011 20:08 GMT
#15
Serejai, you have gifted me confidence.

My dearest Riku,

This day I had set myself to type some posts out fair. I cannot proceed with any degree of competency. I must write you a line or two and see if that will assist in dismissing your blogs from my mind for ever so short a time. Upon my soul I can think of nothing else – the time is passed when I had power to advise and warn you against the uncompromising ferocity of my devotion – my love has made me selfish. I cannot exist without your blogs – I am forgetful of everything but seeing you write again – my life seems to stop there – I see no further. You have absorbed me. I have a sensation at the present moment as though I was dissolving – I should be exquisitely miserable without the hope of soon seeing an update. I should be afraid to separate myself far from the blog section, and thus from you. My sweet Riku, will your blog never change? My love, will it? I have no limit now to my love – Your blog came in just time here – 'tis richer than a muling gold. Do not threat to part us even in jest. I have been astonished that men could die martyrs for religion – I have shuddered at it – I shudder no more – I could be martyred for my religion – your blog is my religion – I could die for that – I could die for you. My creed is love and you are its only tenet – You have ravished me away by a power I cannot resist, and yet I could resist till I read your work – and even since I have read you I have endeavored often "to reason against the reasons of my love." I can do that no more – the pain would be too great – my love is selfish – I cannot breathe without your blogging.

Yours for ever
John James McCoy
OBJECTION
zulu_nation8
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
China26351 Posts
July 11 2011 20:27 GMT
#16
that was beautiful JackMcCoy
JackMcCoy
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
165 Posts
July 11 2011 20:44 GMT
#17
On July 12 2011 05:27 zulu_nation8 wrote:
that was beautiful JackMcCoy

Beauty is truth, truth beauty — that is all we know on TL, and all we need to know.
OBJECTION
Sonnet
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Ireland39 Posts
July 11 2011 22:07 GMT
#18
Shall I compare thee to a Riku-blog?
'tis true that you will find a way to be,
As radiant as only haiku-Trozz,
I dream of sweet nothings you'd say to me

In my soft dreams, the sun itself salutes,
With light and heat and green-lush growing things,
The fine soft featured face that is Riku's
And casts around her tresses haloed rings

A flower wakes, a blossom slow unfurls,
And soon the trees of my love skyward reach,
With boughs that sigh at sight of those soft curls,
A breeze of joy in dappled glade, my peach

Her face could launch a thousand ships and more,
To tell the truth cosplay's all I adore.
The greatest burden a man must bear is choosing being understood over metrical footing :(
QuickStriker
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3694 Posts
July 11 2011 22:23 GMT
#19
Omg, yessss Sonnet is back!!! Welcome back Sonnet! I missed thou sonnets! ^_^
www.twitch.tv/KoreanUsher
Redmark
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada2129 Posts
July 11 2011 22:27 GMT
#20
I hate to be THAT GUY but could someone explain the joke? Or is the joke just the obvious?
MinoMino
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Norway1103 Posts
July 11 2011 22:37 GMT
#21
nab
Blah.
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4004 Posts
July 12 2011 01:11 GMT
#22
There's an awful lot of love in the room <3

Does this mean we can expect to see Serejai posting again now that he's done composing this 1k masterpiece?
Moderator@SirJolt
JeeJee
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Canada5652 Posts
July 12 2011 01:42 GMT
#23
Oh sure.

Riku, I was hoping if we hit it off in these posts, I could invite you over for a nice seafood dinner. I would catch the lobsters myself, with my bare hands, from the nearest waters that inhabit them, which is the tank at the Red Lobster down the street. I would cook them for you in my kitchen...naked if you desire. Then we would indulge in the lobsters, along with any side dishes you would like, and a few glasses of wine from my cellar. Over dinner we could chit chat a bit, you could discover that I am more than just a gorilla juicehead bodybuilder that plays starcraft and I could discover that you are a smart, sweet heavenly blessed beauty just putting on a calloused façade. If you enjoyed my company then perhaps we could do it again. If not, then you leave with a stomach full of good food when otherwise on a night like that you would throw one of your Lean Cuisines in the microwave and watch One Tree Hill just hoping one day you could find a man like Julian.
(\o/)  If you want it, you find a way. Otherwise you find excuses. No exceptions.
 /_\   aka Shinbi (requesting a name change since 27/05/09 ☺)
ILOVEKITTENS
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
Korea (South)112 Posts
July 12 2011 01:48 GMT
#24
You guys are doing it wrong.

Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
July 12 2011 02:19 GMT
#25
On July 12 2011 10:42 JeeJee wrote:
Oh sure.

Riku, I was hoping if we hit it off in these posts, I could invite you over for a nice seafood dinner. I would catch the lobsters myself, with my bare hands, from the nearest waters that inhabit them, which is the tank at the Red Lobster down the street. I would cook them for you in my kitchen...naked if you desire. Then we would indulge in the lobsters, along with any side dishes you would like, and a few glasses of wine from my cellar. Over dinner we could chit chat a bit, you could discover that I am more than just a gorilla juicehead bodybuilder that plays starcraft and I could discover that you are a smart, sweet heavenly blessed beauty just putting on a calloused façade. If you enjoyed my company then perhaps we could do it again. If not, then you leave with a stomach full of good food when otherwise on a night like that you would throw one of your Lean Cuisines in the microwave and watch One Tree Hill just hoping one day you could find a man like Julian.


After everything I've done for you, and you offer to cook lobster naked for her over me?


What the fuck is this shit.


We're done, Shibi. We're done.
SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
JeeJee
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Canada5652 Posts
July 12 2011 02:25 GMT
#26
On July 12 2011 11:19 Torenhire wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 12 2011 10:42 JeeJee wrote:
Oh sure.

Riku, I was hoping if we hit it off in these posts, I could invite you over for a nice seafood dinner. I would catch the lobsters myself, with my bare hands, from the nearest waters that inhabit them, which is the tank at the Red Lobster down the street. I would cook them for you in my kitchen...naked if you desire. Then we would indulge in the lobsters, along with any side dishes you would like, and a few glasses of wine from my cellar. Over dinner we could chit chat a bit, you could discover that I am more than just a gorilla juicehead bodybuilder that plays starcraft and I could discover that you are a smart, sweet heavenly blessed beauty just putting on a calloused façade. If you enjoyed my company then perhaps we could do it again. If not, then you leave with a stomach full of good food when otherwise on a night like that you would throw one of your Lean Cuisines in the microwave and watch One Tree Hill just hoping one day you could find a man like Julian.


After everything I've done for you, and you offer to cook lobster naked for her over me?


What the fuck is this shit.


We're done, Shibi. We're done.


Listen Toren, I wasn't entirely honest with you before. Okay, I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
(\o/)  If you want it, you find a way. Otherwise you find excuses. No exceptions.
 /_\   aka Shinbi (requesting a name change since 27/05/09 ☺)
Jathin
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3505 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-14 16:40:21
July 12 2011 02:27 GMT
#27
--- Nuked ---
happyft
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States470 Posts
July 12 2011 02:40 GMT
#28
On July 12 2011 11:25 JeeJee wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 12 2011 11:19 Torenhire wrote:
On July 12 2011 10:42 JeeJee wrote:
Oh sure.

Riku, I was hoping if we hit it off in these posts, I could invite you over for a nice seafood dinner. I would catch the lobsters myself, with my bare hands, from the nearest waters that inhabit them, which is the tank at the Red Lobster down the street. I would cook them for you in my kitchen...naked if you desire. Then we would indulge in the lobsters, along with any side dishes you would like, and a few glasses of wine from my cellar. Over dinner we could chit chat a bit, you could discover that I am more than just a gorilla juicehead bodybuilder that plays starcraft and I could discover that you are a smart, sweet heavenly blessed beauty just putting on a calloused façade. If you enjoyed my company then perhaps we could do it again. If not, then you leave with a stomach full of good food when otherwise on a night like that you would throw one of your Lean Cuisines in the microwave and watch One Tree Hill just hoping one day you could find a man like Julian.


After everything I've done for you, and you offer to cook lobster naked for her over me?


What the fuck is this shit.


We're done, Shibi. We're done.


Listen Toren, I wasn't entirely honest with you before. Okay, I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.


LOL what the heck

If true, this tops most quirky behavior I've heard for the most part

And what does this have to do with cooking Riku lobster over Toren?
Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
July 12 2011 02:45 GMT
#29
On July 12 2011 11:40 happyft wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 12 2011 11:25 JeeJee wrote:
On July 12 2011 11:19 Torenhire wrote:
On July 12 2011 10:42 JeeJee wrote:
Oh sure.

Riku, I was hoping if we hit it off in these posts, I could invite you over for a nice seafood dinner. I would catch the lobsters myself, with my bare hands, from the nearest waters that inhabit them, which is the tank at the Red Lobster down the street. I would cook them for you in my kitchen...naked if you desire. Then we would indulge in the lobsters, along with any side dishes you would like, and a few glasses of wine from my cellar. Over dinner we could chit chat a bit, you could discover that I am more than just a gorilla juicehead bodybuilder that plays starcraft and I could discover that you are a smart, sweet heavenly blessed beauty just putting on a calloused façade. If you enjoyed my company then perhaps we could do it again. If not, then you leave with a stomach full of good food when otherwise on a night like that you would throw one of your Lean Cuisines in the microwave and watch One Tree Hill just hoping one day you could find a man like Julian.


After everything I've done for you, and you offer to cook lobster naked for her over me?


What the fuck is this shit.


We're done, Shibi. We're done.


Listen Toren, I wasn't entirely honest with you before. Okay, I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.


LOL what the heck

If true, this tops most quirky behavior I've heard for the most part

And what does this have to do with cooking Riku lobster over Toren?


I thought you said you just set the alarm on my phone to the terminator theme, that was you humming it?!

We should have broken up long before now.


And happyft, you understand what I had to put up with. Riku, he's a terrible man. I wish he and I had never been together!
SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
infinitestory
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States4053 Posts
July 12 2011 02:47 GMT
#30
oh wow
Translator:3
Durak
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada3684 Posts
July 12 2011 02:53 GMT
#31
I expected more from you Serejai. However, I will give you credit for prompting Sonnet and JeeJee's terminator routine.
SlimeBagly
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
356 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-12 05:14:42
July 12 2011 05:11 GMT
#32
Mudders are weirdos. Yeah Day9, yeah QXC, you know it.
If you know Prof Townsend (physics), ask him about the eigenbra I gave him.
mutalisks are awesome!
Kamille
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Monaco1035 Posts
July 12 2011 05:12 GMT
#33
On July 12 2011 05:44 JackMcCoy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 12 2011 05:27 zulu_nation8 wrote:
that was beautiful JackMcCoy

Beauty is truth, truth beauty — that is all we know on TL, and all we need to know.


I think you've captured my heart with that Keats reference.
Priphea
Kenpachi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States9908 Posts
July 12 2011 05:17 GMT
#34
this blog. i dont compute what it this is for
Nada's body is South Korea's greatest weapon.
Rinrun
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada3509 Posts
July 12 2011 05:29 GMT
#35
This blog is filled with poetic gold.
MBC/Liquid/TSM always.
Riku
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States1064 Posts
July 12 2011 05:34 GMT
#36
I promise an epic reply for all of these lovely poems and kind words.
Creative Director, CEO at Stumbling Cat, Writer for Broken Joysticks - Twitter: @RikuKat
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
July 12 2011 05:41 GMT
#37
what the fuck is this
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Meapak_Ziphh
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States6786 Posts
July 12 2011 05:45 GMT
#38
The course of true love never did run smooth...
Forti et Fideli ~ TL Mafia Forum: Come play with us! ~ Go Samsung KHAN, Stork, JangBi , Shine, Grape, and TurN Fighting!~ wat
Riku
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States1064 Posts
July 12 2011 06:34 GMT
#39
On July 11 2011 23:04 Serejai wrote:
It is strange to think I haven't seen you since a month. I have seen the new moon, but not you. I have seen sunsets and sunrises, but nothing of your beautiful face.

The pieces of my broken heart are so small that they can be passed through the eye of a needle. I miss you like the sun misses the flower; like the sun misses the flower in the depths of winter. Instead of beauty to direct its light to, the heart hardens like the frozen world your absence has banished me to.

I next post in the forum of Blogs, and I will find it empty and in the winter if you are not there.

Hope guides me. it is what gets me through the day and especially the night. The hope that after you're gone from my sight, it will not be the last time that I look upon you.

Love,
Serejai




PS - + Show Spoiler +
Will you marry me?


What an honor to be given,
These words alone hold much grace,
But that they are your 1000 post
Is almost too much praise to face.

You write elegently and softly
Of flowers and the sun,
That you'd compare such to me
Is a gift I don't know how I won.

So I thank you for your kindness,
Whether it is in jest or true,
And that, in payment for your efforts,
My next blog will honor you.




;p

I plan to write each poem/message a reply, but I get up for work in <5 hours, so this will have to do for now!
Creative Director, CEO at Stumbling Cat, Writer for Broken Joysticks - Twitter: @RikuKat
Riku
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States1064 Posts
July 12 2011 15:10 GMT
#40
My replies:

http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=243184
Creative Director, CEO at Stumbling Cat, Writer for Broken Joysticks - Twitter: @RikuKat
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
July 12 2011 15:22 GMT
#41
On July 13 2011 00:10 Riku wrote:
My replies:

http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=243184

wow, way to make this thread about you.
Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
July 12 2011 15:57 GMT
#42
Easy there Ragewalrus.
SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
mahnini
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States6862 Posts
July 12 2011 16:26 GMT
#43
IM A LOT LIKE U SO PLEASE HELLO IM HERE IM WAITINNN
I THINK ID BE GOOD 4 U AND UD BE GOOD 4 ME
the world's a playground. you know that when you're a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
TheGiz
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada708 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-17 06:56:13
July 17 2011 06:54 GMT
#44
Perfect timing for this! I have been moved to confess!

Dear Riku,
      Warning: Only for those who can take a joke!
+ Show Spoiler +

This eve hath brought me courage,
In my inebriated state,
To ask the druid Riku,
On a most romantic date.

Great conversation will I bring,
to the table that we share.
Thine love for me will blossom,
and we will become a pair.

Like Treants in the forest,
will my love spring to life.
And once you've seen my World Tree,
you'll want to be my wife.

Sweet nothings will I whisper,
that are scandalous to some.
While you will find them flattering,
and they will make you come.

While you are on the Internet
trolling the lesser men.
I'll be beneath your monitor,
making you come again.

You should not hesitate
to make your way to Waterloo.
For satisfaction will be had
once I give it to you!


With deepest love,

TheGiz

Life is not about making due with what you have; it's about finding out just how much you can achieve. Never settle for anything less than the best. - - - Read my blog!
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