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Varpulis
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States2517 Posts
June 24 2011 23:31 GMT
#21
Unfortunately, I predict that when you finally do get past the badass after walking miles through a field of mushrooms, she will already have left.

+ Show Spoiler +
the princess is in another castle
For he is the Oystermeister, lord of all the oysters.
Golgotha
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Korea (South)8418 Posts
June 24 2011 23:32 GMT
#22
i read until the part where it said "shrooms and killing turtles", and I thought to myself, "what a fucking retard". and then I kept reading and........fml.
Blazinghand *
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States25560 Posts
June 24 2011 23:33 GMT
#23
Still, I rate this 5 out of 5 Fire Flowers for an excellent blog post, and the best girl blog I've read in somet ime.
When you stare into the iCCup, the iCCup stares back.
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oDieN[Siege]
Profile Joined November 2009
United States2905 Posts
June 24 2011 23:35 GMT
#24
On June 25 2011 08:21 Nyovne wrote:
5/5 xD. Made me crack a big wide smile .

Hahahah! OMG. This blog is full of win.
말크 : ^_^~ NeO)GabuAt, vGODieN
Madoga
Profile Joined January 2011
Netherlands471 Posts
June 24 2011 23:37 GMT
#25
Get yourself some fancy studded belts and than whoop his ass and safe the princess. I think this belt might just add that little bit of badassyness you need:
[image loading]
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
June 24 2011 23:54 GMT
#26
On June 25 2011 08:18 Ryalnos wrote:
I wonder if someone is making accounts to troll Chill.

Dude shhh its a secret ;o.
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
Kyuukyuu
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada6263 Posts
June 25 2011 00:26 GMT
#27
On June 25 2011 08:28 Blazinghand wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 25 2011 08:26 ILOVEKITTENS wrote:
Hey man, this is the "bad-ass dude" you were referring to. My man Koopa told me that you posted this rant on some nerd site so I figured I'd check it out, see what the common folk do from time to time. Anyways, listen up geek, I'm sick of you and your bullshit. Step off my girl. You dive through pipes all day, you're a plumber for fuck's sake. I have an evil empire that spans nations bro. King is too low of a word for my status. I got Prom Emperor by unanimous vote in every high school in the world. So guess what? My fly bitch don't want shit to do with you, we been trolling you for years. Don't you think it's fucked up how a tall, athletic, ROYAL woman can't seem to get "saved" from me, but a blue collar immigrant so weak that he gets beat up by FLOWERS and MUSHROOMS and CUTE LITTLE TURTLES can seemingly penetrate my defenses? Get real brah.

She don't give a fuck about you, I don't give a fuck about you, we just drug you up with trippy shrooms we leave around my EMPIRE and then watch you run around makin' a fuckin' fool of yourself. We've made millions off of video games based on this shit, we got hundreds of YouTube videos of you doing dumb shit and nerds raging out about it. It's all a big joke. Maybe I didn't throw enough "Mamma Mia!"s into this post to make sense to you, sorry 'bout that. Long story short, you ain't ever gettin' laid. Men get the pussy, weak-ass niggas get killed by turtles.

Also, fuck Luigi. Dude is even less popular than his chubby ugly little brother, LOL. Noobs.


This thread was funny and witty until that post. The point of the whole Mario thing is the deception/joke that this seems like an average girl blog. This does not jive well with that and is pretty obvious/over the top.


Nah only the OP was good, the replies sucked until that one
Gprime
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Canada198 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-25 00:33:34
June 25 2011 00:32 GMT
#28
i know from experience that its not worth you time man. no need to wait on someone....you might be missing something (or someone) whos even better if your whole life is based on one woman.
best advice I can give is jsut live for yourself and become the best person you can. it makes you less clingy, it makes you a better person, and if your a better person, people see that. they think, Man that guys awesome. and then girls see it, and a good one will come along.

(edit)
also listen to 99 problems by jz.
diablo 3 killed my skill.
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
June 25 2011 00:37 GMT
#29
On June 25 2011 09:32 Gprime wrote:
i know from experience that its not worth you time man. no need to wait on someone....you might be missing something (or someone) whos even better if your whole life is based on one woman.
best advice I can give is jsut live for yourself and become the best person you can. it makes you less clingy, it makes you a better person, and if your a better person, people see that. they think, Man that guys awesome. and then girls see it, and a good one will come along.

(edit)
also listen to 99 problems by jz.

Actually, I think that he should just ignore females and acquire coins.
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-25 00:50:01
June 25 2011 00:49 GMT
#30
Ehh, trying too hard for me to even find it funny, nonetheless take it seriously. I feel bad for Chill.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
oDieN[Siege]
Profile Joined November 2009
United States2905 Posts
June 25 2011 01:02 GMT
#31
On June 25 2011 09:49 Grobyc wrote:
Ehh, trying too hard for me to even find it funny, nonetheless take it seriously. I feel bad for Chill.

I thought it was a good laugh.
Tip: Don't read the comments first before reading the OP.
I really took him seriously.. o.o
말크 : ^_^~ NeO)GabuAt, vGODieN
SolaR-
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States2685 Posts
June 25 2011 01:11 GMT
#32
Haha i thought it was real until the hammer thing. I was like wtf dude seriously stop killing turtles lol
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9110 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-25 01:21:44
June 25 2011 01:20 GMT
#33
On June 25 2011 08:07 cojosc2 wrote:
He's a complete bad ass. He wears studded belts all the time and is a rule breaker.


Screw the guy stealing the girl from you! Ditch the girl, and steal the guy from her. He sounds so dangerous! /me swoons
krndandaman
Profile Joined August 2009
Mozambique16569 Posts
June 25 2011 02:00 GMT
#34
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StorkHwaiting
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States3465 Posts
June 25 2011 02:37 GMT
#35
Studded belts all the time and is a rule-breaker got me laughing. Shrooms and killing turtles killed me. Roflmao.
Chimpalimp
Profile Joined May 2010
United States1135 Posts
June 25 2011 02:39 GMT
#36
OP was good, I thought it was just a really badly written blog until the hammers thing started bothering me, lead to a serious face-palm. Solid troll.
I like money. You like money too? We should hang out.
Ryalnos
Profile Joined July 2010
United States1946 Posts
June 25 2011 02:52 GMT
#37
It's unlikely (though still possible) that OP came up with this, I've a few of these on Reddit (and I only go to Reddit when TL links to it) and I highly doubt they even originated there.
cojosc2
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States87 Posts
June 25 2011 02:55 GMT
#38
I was there when I wrote it. I wrote it after a serious session of Ocarina of Time.
Comeh
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States18919 Posts
June 25 2011 03:20 GMT
#39
On June 25 2011 11:55 cojosc2 wrote:
I was there when I wrote it.

Hahahaha, this guy is pretty hilarious.
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