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An Awkward Overlord

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Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-17 00:56:54
June 17 2011 00:32 GMT
#1
I could probably mine some minerals, if you like. No? My tentacles are long enough. I could reach. You want me to go away? But it's dark over there! Will you send someone with me at least? Good bye Hatchery, good bye Drones...

I wonder if they didn't like me. Maybe they were jealous I can fly. Or maybe my tentacles are just weird. Bllarrrrg. Blluuurhg. So lonely. Blaarrg... bluuurrhg.

Huh? Another Overlord? I wonder if he'll be friends with me. I'll just put best tentacle forward and—

Hey! Why did he shove into me so rudely? It's like he didn't even see me. Now my shoulder hurts... Jeez... Bluurhhg, bllarrrg... I say that an awful lot these days... Bluurrhg... Can't help it.

Who cares about those Drones and the Hatchery and that stupid Overlord who bumped into me? It doesn't matter, I can live on my own. I'll just be a recluse Overlord and sail eerily over the night skies, and haunt the Bengalaas with my woeful cries. Bluuurrhhg.

Another Hatchery? What a strange colour it is. There's more Drones here than there were at home too. Why won't they talk to me? What if I spin around in a circle? Please notice me. Stupid Drones... Bluurrrhhhg. That's what I think of you. Bllaarrg... I'm going to go now, don't worry about seeing me around here anymore!

What a tall cliff this is... Kind of pretty in a way. I think I shall write some inspired poetry from atop this cliff... Uhhmm.. Hmm... How to begin: Blluurhhg blarrg blurrg | blurhg blarrg. Damn, that doesn't rhyme. I suck at this stuff. What am I good at? Huh... Blurrrhhg.

Those Mutalisks look angry... Why are they flying so fast? And in my direction? I could never fly that fast. Hey! Stop spitting on me! Bluuurrhhhg! Blllaaaaaaaarg! Stop it! Waaahhh!

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I CAN ONLY EXPRESS MY TRUE FEELINGS THROUGH STARCRAFT ANALOGY! BLURRHG BLAARRG!


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LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
June 17 2011 00:37 GMT
#2
Those mutalisks probably don't like your poetry.
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
57 Corvette
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada5941 Posts
June 17 2011 00:44 GMT
#3
I think the cliff was a no-overlord zone, and the mutalisks were only enforcing the law.
Survival is winning, everything else is bullshit.
hacklebeast
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States5090 Posts
June 17 2011 00:50 GMT
#4
sounds like a hate crime to me.
Protoss: Best, Paralyze, Jangbi, Nal_Ra || Terran: Oov, Boxer, Fantasy, Hiya|| Zerg: Yellow, Zero
Primadog
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States4411 Posts
June 17 2011 00:53 GMT
#5
Did the overlord shit on the cliff at the first sight of the mutas? I must know!
Thank God and gunrun.
masami.sc
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States445 Posts
June 17 2011 00:55 GMT
#6
Ahahahahahahaha this was great. Poor awkward overlords
mmmmm...
Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21247 Posts
June 17 2011 01:00 GMT
#7
Blaaargh
TranslatorBaa!
wonderwall
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
New Zealand695 Posts
June 17 2011 01:00 GMT
#8
I love overlords, can imagine them to be giant and cuddly and squishy.
Angra
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States2652 Posts
June 17 2011 01:15 GMT
#9
On June 17 2011 09:32 Chef wrote:
What if I spin around in a circle?


Hahahahaha.
Trozz
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada3456 Posts
June 17 2011 01:34 GMT
#10
Poor overlord-san.
"I wish I were a muta!"
Where are your scourge friends?
A build is not a guess, an estimation or a hunch, a feeling, or a foolish intuition. A build is a dependable, unwavering, unarguably accurate, portrayer of your ambition.
Darclite
Profile Joined January 2011
United States1021 Posts
June 17 2011 01:42 GMT
#11
Mutas are RACIST.

lol this is a great post. I felt sad at the end though. Blurrrggh
They're fools. You should eat them.
eviltomahawk
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States11135 Posts
June 17 2011 01:45 GMT
#12
On June 17 2011 10:42 Darclite wrote:
Mutas are RACIST.

lol this is a great post. I felt sad at the end though. Blurrrggh

Mutas hurt ESPORTS because they are RACIST.

They should be fungaled and jailed within Pokeballs.
ㅇㅅㅌㅅ
pathy
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Taiwan619 Posts
June 17 2011 02:00 GMT
#13
he would fare better if he was an overseer :\
Graphicscolosi suck
Riku
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States1064 Posts
June 17 2011 02:34 GMT
#14

Awwwww...

<3 Banelings will hug you!
Creative Director, CEO at Stumbling Cat, Writer for Broken Joysticks - Twitter: @RikuKat
Whole
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States6046 Posts
June 17 2011 04:08 GMT
#15
no one liked him because he didnt have drop tech obviously
Hyde
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia14568 Posts
June 17 2011 04:35 GMT
#16
Those mutas must have mistaken that overlord for another overlord, since you know...they all look alike to mutas
Because when you left, Brood War was all spotlights and titans. Now, with the death of the big leagues, Brood War has moved to the basements and carparks. Now, Brood War is unlicensed brawls, lost teeth, and bloody fights for fistfulls of money - SirJolt
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21552 Posts
June 17 2011 04:41 GMT
#17
Anyone else hear Day[9] in their head for the overlord sounds?

On June 17 2011 09:32 Chef wrote:
What if I spin around in a circle?

:D
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GGTeMpLaR
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States7226 Posts
June 17 2011 04:49 GMT
#18
Poor Overlords =(

Also, I miss Bengalaas and all the BW critters I wish they used those in SC2 (including PBG).
Spazer
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada8036 Posts
June 17 2011 06:05 GMT
#19
Hey! Why did he shove into me so rudely? It's like he didn't even see me. Now my shoulder hurts...

Overlords have shoulders?
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Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
June 17 2011 06:08 GMT
#20
I'm going to be honest.
This just sounds like a manifestation of an insecurity about your weight.
Or just bottled up emotions due to your constipated bladder, you try shitting creep lately?
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
alpskomleko
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Slovenia950 Posts
June 17 2011 10:45 GMT
#21
Oh dear, I was looking for the upvote button here..
players do games, press mens do their things. and fans do make good cheers.
Geordie
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United Kingdom653 Posts
June 17 2011 17:15 GMT
#22
On June 17 2011 13:41 SonuvBob wrote:
Anyone else hear Day[9] in their head for the overlord sounds?

Show nested quote +
On June 17 2011 09:32 Chef wrote:
What if I spin around in a circle?

:D


Yeah man, I was just goiing to post that. I felt like I was listening to music.
Shifft
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada1085 Posts
June 17 2011 17:48 GMT
#23
On June 17 2011 13:41 SonuvBob wrote:
Anyone else hear Day[9] in their head for the overlord sounds?

Show nested quote +
On June 17 2011 09:32 Chef wrote:
What if I spin around in a circle?

:D


Good so it's not just me.
=O
RaLakedaimon
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1564 Posts
June 17 2011 18:03 GMT
#24
Nicely done that was a funny read. :D
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