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Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
June 11 2011 14:56 GMT
#21
Stop making fun of your brother's girlfriend, ya jerkoff.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
palanq
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
United States761 Posts
June 11 2011 17:32 GMT
#22
should have told her you were greasing your trombone so that you could lay down some beats and give yourself aural pleasures
time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana
frogmelter
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States971 Posts
June 11 2011 18:40 GMT
#23
On June 11 2011 14:46 Aeres wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 11 2011 14:45 noobcakes wrote:
i don't get it.

She accidentally implied that I was in my room masturbating.


I get what she implied, but what was she actually trying to say? I've been thinking about this for like 5 minutes and I don't see how she messed this up...
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Dalguno
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States2446 Posts
June 11 2011 19:15 GMT
#24
On June 12 2011 03:40 frogmelter wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 11 2011 14:46 Aeres wrote:
On June 11 2011 14:45 noobcakes wrote:
i don't get it.

She accidentally implied that I was in my room masturbating.


I get what she implied, but what was she actually trying to say? I've been thinking about this for like 5 minutes and I don't see how she messed this up...


The headphones are called Beats, so "beating" would have been the same thing as listening to his Beat headphones.
"I'm gonna keep making drones cause I'm a baller, and ballers make drones." -Snute
calgar
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States1277 Posts
June 11 2011 19:46 GMT
#25
On June 11 2011 23:51 MoonBear wrote:
That pun was so bad it was like being in pungatory. However, I guess you could say the phallacy in her thought process was not thinking before she spoke. But that's why we need to being exposure to these incidents lest they shrink away into obscurity. At least it wasn't an animal pun. Those tend to be beary bad since their keep splitting hares all the time. After all, cheetahs never prosper.

You could say that people who make bad puns should find more meaning in life. But I guess that's why you never bring a life to a pun fight.
Berry good work
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28874 Posts
June 11 2011 21:37 GMT
#26
On June 11 2011 14:37 Aeres wrote:
Oh god, is this gonna turn out to be one of those threads...?


you know, I recently noticed your signature. today it was different, but within the same theme. do you have a file saved with stuff I've said I prefer enduring over being kicked in the balls?
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Zim23
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1681 Posts
June 11 2011 21:47 GMT
#27
My thoughts on puns is that they always "go wrong" because they are the lowest and shittiest brand of humor.
Do an arranged marriage if she's not completely minging, and don't worry about dancing, get a go-kart, cheers.
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
June 11 2011 21:49 GMT
#28
On June 12 2011 06:37 Liquid`Drone wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 11 2011 14:37 Aeres wrote:
Oh god, is this gonna turn out to be one of those threads...?


you know, I recently noticed your signature. today it was different, but within the same theme. do you have a file saved with stuff I've said I prefer enduring over being kicked in the balls?

No, but I do have a list of funny things people from TL have said. I just felt that this current sig was better than the other one. :D
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
June 12 2011 01:58 GMT
#29
On June 11 2011 23:51 MoonBear wrote:
That pun was so bad it was like being in pungatory. However, I guess you could say the phallacy in her thought process was not thinking before she spoke. But that's why we need to being exposure to these incidents lest they shrink away into obscurity. At least it wasn't an animal pun. Those tend to be beary bad since their keep splitting hares all the time. After all, cheetahs never prosper.

You could say that people who make bad puns should find more meaning in life. But I guess that's why you never bring a life to a pun fight.

I shed a tear. Beautiful.
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