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So I need ideas for what to do...
My parents are leaving first thing tomorrow morning until Friday evening.
In my possession is a decent sized house, 2 acres of land, and a car.
I was planning on not going to sleep the whole time and just playing video games but that is kind of boring and cliche. So I'd like someone to come up with ideas for me, and I'll post the results or live stream the rest of my week. My limitations are social events or gatherings, as I have a social phobia.
Also, I got my license not too long ago so I'm a terrible driver. I've never filled up a gas tank before.
My current ideas are:
- Invite someone from Teamliquid over to stay with me for the rest of the week (I live in Reading, PA)
- Invite random girls from craigslist over for misc dates or to hang out and stream it live via webcam.
- Do a 72-hour scare fest where I do not sleep and go outside at 3am every morning to run around for an hour with a flashlight strapped to my head, while watching horror movies during the day and eating nothing but chocolate and energy drinks.
- Spend the rest of the week making profiles on dating sites and try to get women to call me.
Anyways, those ideas are pretty social, which will be hard for me... but I kind of want to work on it.
Although I'm not having a party at my house (no friends), and I can't go out to the movies with people. If I can't find a good idea or motivation, this week will probably just end up as boring as ever. I'll prob just play Mabinogi 10 hours a day while looking for jobs online like always. Don't do that to me. Please help, thnx.
 
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Wait I got a better idea. How about someone helps me find a job.
I have a high school degree and a degree in CS from a tech school.
I'm 20 and have never been employed before, but really want to get a job.
No places around here have that criteria, within driving distance. (Computer job).
And I can't do physical labor jobs due to medical conditions or people jobs due to social phobia.
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Pizza Olympics: Call multiple pizza places in your area at the same time and order similar pizzas. When they come to your house, play the olympic theme song and hand out ribbons.
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Invite someone from teamliquid over to stay with you for the rest of the week, invite random girls from craigslist and make profiles on dating sites and try to get women to call you. Invite them at 3 in the morning and as soon as they show up, run around for an hour with a flashlight strapped to your head. Stream it live via webcam.
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1) Hookers and blow
2) Smear walls with feces, pee into a bucket and use that as a trap when your parents walk in
3) Don't sleep the entire and just play video games
4) All of the above ¯\__(ツ)__/¯
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On May 25 2011 10:11 Gogleion wrote:
Pizza Olympics: Call multiple pizza places in your area at the same time and order similar pizzas. When they come to your house, play the olympic theme song and hand out ribbons.
LOL I should mention my budget is only 70$ though, as that is the only money in my wallet.
I have a Papa John's and a Pizza Hut somewhat near me, but I don't know if they are in delivery distance.
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Haha, I'm in Philly, dude.
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that 72 hour scarefest doesn't sound like too much fun...just the lack of sleep sounds horrible lol
man if i lived near you we could've partied so hard! (I'm 20 as well  )
Invite random girls from craigslist over for misc dates or to hang out and stream it live via webcam.
that would be entartaining on our end, perhaps for you as well. do people actually invite people over from craigslist?
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On May 25 2011 10:22 danmooj1 wrote:that 72 hour scarefest doesn't sound like too much fun...just the lack of sleep sounds horrible lol man if i lived near you we could've partied so hard! (I'm 20 as well ) Show nested quote +Invite random girls from craigslist over for misc dates or to hang out and stream it live via webcam. that would be entartaining on our end, perhaps for you as well. do people actually invite people over from craigslist?
I dunno, but I'd like to find out. Although I hear so many bad things about craigslist encounters.
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Why not do something nice for your parents? Clean the house, use the money to buy some new furniture, clean their car(s), cut the grass, etc. They trust you enough to watch over their house, at least pay their trust back by doing some of their chores for them.
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On May 25 2011 10:22 DivinO wrote:
Haha, I'm in Philly, dude.
Are you coming over? I'll pay for gas.
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On May 25 2011 10:28 Headlines wrote:
Why not do something nice for your parents? Clean the house, use the money to buy some new furniture, clean their car(s), cut the grass, etc. They trust you enough to watch over their house, at least pay their trust back by doing some of their chores for them.
I'm very independent, I do my half living here.
I've cut the grass recently too. I'm not betraying their trust or anything, I'm just letting loose.
Kind of like college girls.
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On May 25 2011 10:28 SCC-Faust wrote:Are you coming over? I'll pay for gas.
Naw. I'd have liked to but I got shit I gotta do.
Thanks though, haha. Would like to meet you another time.
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Celebrate the family being gone, then when the robbers come set up many traps and such, eventually catching them, and when your family comes you will be a hero.
Then wait for a sequel.
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Holy crap number 3 sounds ridiculously draining
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Do a re-enactment of "Home Alone" the movie.
Or just build random ass traps around your house hahahaha
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Whatever you end up doing, be sure it involves large amounts of alcohol.
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do you have friends? with 2 acres of land, you could have a huge bonfire party.
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OH MY GOD........You have a dream situation for your age, invite friends OUTSIDE the house and do some outdoors activities, yea i know the rules say cant have friends, but just invite them to do shit outside, outdoor party?!?!?. Plus parents always say don't have friends over, but we always do and they don't care anyways. WARNING: This plan will only succeed if you HAVE friends, which i assume you do..? If you don't, then I believe the meme here is.... Forever alone..?
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2 acres of land and a car? Get some kind of off road track on the go!
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get drunk so you forget about your phobia and go party.
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On May 25 2011 12:18 SCC-Faust wrote:
I don't have friends.
News to me. I thought we had something.
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On May 25 2011 13:17 Mickey wrote:News to me. I thought we had something.
Oh. Add me on skype. Faushtenshtein.
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On May 25 2011 12:18 SCC-Faust wrote:
I don't have friends.
Way to make me super emo. 
If you lived near me I'd hang out with you in a second. Sucks we're on opposite ends of the country.
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I'm actually gonna be home alone for a week soon. I have no idea what to do. A couple TLers might visit me though :O
On May 25 2011 12:18 SCC-Faust wrote:
I don't have friends.
This is honestly the most depressing thing I've ever read. I feel like shit now.
I'll be your friend ;;
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On May 25 2011 12:18 SCC-Faust wrote:
I don't have friends.
sup? ima be in Philly all summer, just google mapped it and I think that's only like an hourish from where you live?
Why I no been seeing Szmourou on sc2 lately? Well, I see your name since you are famous for uploading all them maps to the NA server, but not you yourself.
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On May 25 2011 10:28 SCC-Faust wrote:Are you coming over? I'll pay for gas.
I'm in Harrisburg
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=( the thread title made me all excited because I've hosted decent parties when my parents are away, but then you have no friends to call over. damn.
I'm sure you've had some connections from school or online, but inviting strangers over kind of sounds creepy on both ends. Is there really NOBODY to call over?
+ Show Spoiler [ONLY if you have NO other idea] +I think the best thing to do alone is to fap as much as you can around the house at every imaginable spot possible that you wouldn't be able to fap in normal circumstances. Helps if you have a laptop or something. Use all methods possible to leave no trace behind.
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On May 25 2011 13:39 Jonoman92 wrote:sup? ima be in Philly all summer, just google mapped it and I think that's only like an hourish from where you live? Why I no been seeing Szmourou on sc2 lately? Well, I see your name since you are famous for uploading all them maps to the NA server, but not you yourself.
I live in a place called Mohnton, which is on the outskirts of Reading.
Is like an hour and a half away from Philly. Haven't been playing SC2.
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On May 25 2011 13:22 SCC-Faust wrote:Show nested quote +On May 25 2011 13:17 Mickey wrote:On May 25 2011 12:18 SCC-Faust wrote:
I don't have friends. News to me. I thought we had something. Oh. Add me on skype. Faushtenshtein.
deptrify is looking for someone to skype with. you guys can be friends
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You sound like somebody I'd like to hang out with lol. Effing awesome ideas.
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no one mentioned masturbating once an hour for 72 hours?
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jerk it till you've painted your house white
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I read an article where a Japanese guy died of exhaustion from masturbating like 30 times in a 24 hour period. So I'm gonna have to skip that.
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I'm serous. Go purchase some alcohol. The rest will sort itself out.
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On May 25 2011 16:47 SCC-Faust wrote:
I read an article where a Japanese guy died of exhaustion from masturbating like 30 times in a 24 hour period. So I'm gonna have to skip that.
Seriously? That's some fucked up shit lol, trust the Japanese haha.
I'd come hang out with you but unfortunately I'm on the wrong side of the atlantic
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sex sex sex sex sex!!!
And then sc2+food.
and then!
sex sex sex sex sex!!
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Buy a 100 dollar dobsonian telescope and go stargazing
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On May 25 2011 12:18 SCC-Faust wrote:
I don't have friends.
That could be a problem. My family was in Hiltonhead, SC the other week and for 8 days I was home alone. I spent almost all of those days hanging out with friends, playing Settlers of Catan (with friends) or playing SC2 to kill time. I also did a few productive things like work and go to the gym 4 times.
Too bad you don't have a job or friends. You should really get on that. I have both and I still felt like killing myself when I came home to an empty house at night. My self worth is based a lot on my social activities though, so you might experience this differently if you're used to being alone.
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This blog made me laugh so hard. <3
Do a 72-hour scare fest where I do not sleep and go outside at 3am every morning to run around for an hour with a flashlight strapped to my head, while watching horror movies during the day and eating nothing but chocolate and energy drinks.
loooooooooooooolllllllllllll
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So I woke up sick
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So your 3-day saga begins now? Update update update!!
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On May 26 2011 04:39 SCC-Faust wrote:So I woke up sick
LOL that always tends to happen I find. Perhaps it was a good thing You can still do a bunch of online stuff at least.
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Totally not surprised you can't think of exciting things to do...I live an hr or so away and it's the same with me. I also don't drive much. So the options I usually consider:
1) you could always take the Septa into Philly for a day (I think there's a line that goes to Reading?),
2) go to the gym,
3) text/facebook one of the few people from high school you keep in touch with on the off-chance they're around,
4) go to grocery store, buy a ridiculous amount of unhealthy, microwaveable, and canned food, then sit in front of computer and read TL, catch up on shows, online shop, and play games
I usually end up doing #4. Since you're ill, this one may be best for you too. Just take care of yourself and eat lots of oranges! (This really works for me when I start getting sick.)
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Maybe it's just being old, but I'd use that sort of time for a combination of gaming and trying to teach myself a new skill, like maybe learning how to make good rainmeter skins, or teach myself calculus.
But then, me home alone would mean my wife and son were out of town. That doesn't equal party when you're a geek with a wife who does IT and lets you buy computer stuff.
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On May 25 2011 10:04 SCC-Faust wrote:
[*]Do a 72-hour scare fest where I do not sleep and go outside at 3am every morning to run around for an hour with a flashlight strapped to my head, while watching horror movies during the day and eating nothing but chocolate and energy drinks.
This is an astonishingly good idea.
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I'm thinking of going outside right now and hosing myself down in the midnight cool air.
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On May 26 2011 15:40 SCC-Faust wrote:
I'm thinking of going outside right now and hosing myself down in the midnight cool air.
Aren't you sick? That might be the worst thing you could do for yourself lol
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On May 26 2011 15:47 Zapdos_Smithh wrote:Show nested quote +On May 26 2011 15:40 SCC-Faust wrote:
I'm thinking of going outside right now and hosing myself down in the midnight cool air. Aren't you sick? That might be the worst thing you could do for yourself lol
I know. I'm naughty like that.
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Maybe try and get some guys together to watch the GSL games or something
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On May 26 2011 15:51 SCC-Faust wrote:Show nested quote +On May 26 2011 15:47 Zapdos_Smithh wrote:On May 26 2011 15:40 SCC-Faust wrote:
I'm thinking of going outside right now and hosing myself down in the midnight cool air. Aren't you sick? That might be the worst thing you could do for yourself lol I know. I'm naughty like that.
I guess a hospital stay could be an interesting tale to tell? I'm not sure what you are going for with the whole hosing idea. I recommend a movie marathon! You can do Starwars, LotR, Harry Potter, or by genre, etc.
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Do you have anything you generally want to do at home, but don't feel comfortable doing because of other people? I'd cook extravagant meals, play instruments, clean, and work out if I had my own place. See if there's anything like that for you.
If you're already socially phobic, I think inviting randoms over might be a bit much. I'd encourage you to push your comfort zone during at least one day of your freedom though. And don't let mild sickness hold you down!
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Burn the place down for Insurance
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