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Today, I am sad to report, TL has lost a cherished and respected member of the community. I am speaking, of course, of platorepublic. Well known in this community as an exceptional blog writer, he contributed some of the highest quality content to ever grace this forum. Unfortunately, his degree from Oxford was not enough to save him from the treacherous perma-banhammer. This blog is a tribute to platorepublic.
Mod deleted previous one, and I don't see why it should be deleted. Really, if you don't want to read this thread, you don't have to come here.
I'm genuinely interested to see what types of guys we are attracted to, that's all.
User was temp banned for this post.
On May 05 2011 00:56 platorepublic wrote:
Nobody is interested in content.
And by the way, I am top of my class in Oxford, so I never not think. Do you know what Oxford is?
I'm from St Catherine's College, and I study Chemistry and Philosophy.
In fact you know what? No replay for you guys until this blog becomes 5 stars: "Don't think before I post, huh?" Screw you all. Now I am thinking until all your brains explode.
I have the power to disgust you? Wow, I didn't know I was that good.
On May 01 2011 05:29 platorepublic wrote:P.S. If I am a dick, I shouldn't be that hard to swallow 
On May 21 2011 21:27 platorepublic wrote:
Damn, my blog is always ruined by misspellers.
On May 23 2011 21:06 platorepublic wrote:
I don't want to do hard work. I want to get a relaxing job with little or no experience at all.
The only thing that has going for me is that I am smart and intelligent.
On May 20 2011 11:18 platorepublic wrote:
I just checked the other peoples blogs to see which is best by ranking, and just realised my blog is ranked 2nd last. (Lol.)
On May 11 2011 12:13 platorepublic wrote:
Screw you. Not valid by a far stretch. I take philosophy at Oxford.
After being banned for a whole week again, I'm back!
I guess I will post about how I got to global no.3 on Mafia.
(The first two players are hackers and cheaters, hehe.)
Don't hate or ban be for this short blogpost, it's only TEMPORARY. A good hit. A news flash.
Don't hate?
I didn't get banned for blogs. I got banned for being gay.
On May 20 2011 06:50 platorepublic wrote:
How this is worthy of a blog post really perplexes me.
On May 20 2011 13:13 platorepublic wrote:
:D It's a blog, who cares?
On May 20 2011 06:59 platorepublic wrote:
I'm sorry I kinda own you on this kind of shit,
I graduated from Oxford, have really good family and friends, and am perfect at almost everything.
I look perfect and don't have any illnesses at all. Everyone is attracted to me.
BUT.... I don't find many peeps attractive. It's a tragic story.
RIP PR. You will be sorely missed...
 
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RIP. I got really sad when I saw he was banned. While 90% of his posts were pure trollage. At least it was some very entertaining and even smart trollage 
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That guy was pure awesome. There was a new blog on top by him everytime I visited TL (several times a day). But yeah, most of it was complete trash. And if a user gets banned so quickly it kinda tells the whole story.
Also, did he graduate from Oxford or not? If he did, that was incredibly fast :D
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Lolololol
It seemed like he had a blog on the front page 24/7. I just stopped reading them at some point. I like what someone did with that goodness one.
Oxford lol
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Northern Ireland2557 Posts
I'll miss him He was from Oxford and made great blogs
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platorepublic was just banned by Plexa.
That account was created on 2011-04-14 10:18:14 and had 344 posts.
Reason: Basically you're a bad poster and we don't want you posting here anymore.
Poor guy, I thought it was funny. He also hung out a lot in the Gay Starcraft Players thread
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On May 25 2011 06:55 VIB wrote:RIP. I got really sad when I saw he was banned. While 90% of his posts were pure trollage. At least it was some very entertaining and even smart trollage
He wasn't even a troll, just incredibly full of himself.
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He was one of those guys who would always post a blog when I was browsing TL, I had the privilege of 1/5'ing all of them seconds after he posted, I always wanted him to have a negative reaction to it but he never showed it. Goodbye my dear platorepublic ;;.
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Ahaha. I'm so glad he got banned jesus he was annoying. Really did a big dis-service to the gay community. Thanks to everyone else who voted his blogs 1/5.
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I really love your name OP, and sad as the PR ban is, today's still a perfect day for bananafish. 
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On May 25 2011 07:07 Aeres wrote:Show nested quote +On May 25 2011 06:55 VIB wrote:RIP. I got really sad when I saw he was banned. While 90% of his posts were pure trollage. At least it was some very entertaining and even smart trollage He wasn't even a troll, just incredibly full of himself.
Based on how perfect he thinks he is and how incredibly defensive he is, I would say there is a possibility that he has narcissistic personality disorder (NPD). Extreme defensiveness/sensitivity (which he had) and grandiosity are two key traits of that disorder...maybe we shouldn't be so harsh actually..
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Calgary25980 Posts
Haha I like how you pulled that all together
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On May 25 2011 07:12 Glaven wrote:
Ahaha. I'm so glad he got banned jesus he was annoying. Really did a big dis-service to the gay community. Thanks to everyone else who voted his blogs 1/5.
You're welcome.
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On May 25 2011 07:08 Megaliskuu wrote:
He was one of those guys who would always post a blog when I was browsing TL, I had the privilege of 1/5'ing all of them seconds after he posted, I always wanted him to have a negative reaction to it but he never showed it. Goodbye my dear platorepublic ;;.
You can do it to me, I overreact instantaneously!
I liked his blogs, big shame he had to go ):
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Netherlands45349 Posts
I am not sure if he was a troll or not, his posting quality was that good and that subtle.
He will be missed.
Sort of.
Also you made a perfect compilation of some of his gems, and in the right order too.
5/5.
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That guy was hilarious, I wonder what his Blogs/minute was?
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Thanks for creating that compilation of quotes  So funny.
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He was so bad at posting Plexa had to come back from retirement to ban him.
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was just waiting for that to happen. total douche.
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On May 25 2011 07:13 ghrur wrote:I really love your name OP, and sad as the PR ban is, today's still a perfect day for bananafish.
That's a sad story
edit: ooohhhh I get it. I didn't notice the OP's name before.
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Ahaha, this guy has to be troll...
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On May 25 2011 07:13 ghrur wrote:I really love your name OP, and sad as the PR ban is, today's still a perfect day for bananafish.
It always makes me happy when someone recognizes my name
A well-read person is becoming more and more rare these days. But we are not yet extinct.
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the Dagon Knight4003 Posts
On May 25 2011 07:12 Glaven wrote:
Ahaha. I'm so glad he got banned jesus he was annoying. Really did a big dis-service to the gay community. Thanks to everyone else who voted his blogs 1/5.
I did this once or twice, but then he took it as a sign he was 'getting to us' or something and I grew frightened and confused.
I mean... I understand that what he was doing was that really straightforward "reappropriation" tactic where someone says, 'YOU'RE SHIT!' and instead of saying,
Oh no, I'm shit
you say,
Damn straight, try and find someone shitter! Not possible! I'm the king of shit town.
If he wasn't an intentional troll, he was a goddamn savant or something.
+ Show Spoiler +Edit: This seems a poor 400th post to have made.
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He was hilarious. TL limited his capabilities.
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Wait he got banned again?
I guess...
Council of Elrond declared that he shall not pass.
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Maybe he should've went to Cambridge to study philosophy, I hear they teach a class on how not to be banned on TL.
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Lol. I'm so glad this guy is gone so that he can stop ruining every discussion he steps into. The fact that all of his posts were stupid one-liners makes me doubt that he's anywhere near as smart as he thinks he is.
Also, it was funny how much he obsessed over his own sexual orientation. He spammed the shit out of the "Gay Starcraft Players" thread, not to mention his ill-fated "Guys You Find Attractive" thread and blaming all of his temp bans on the mods being homophobic.
Was there a specific "user was banned for this post" or was the ban just the cumulative result of him being an idiot?
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ALLEYCAT BLUES50121 Posts
duuude how could you forget the Clarity joke.
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Will the OP take submissions on quotes to add to the list? I would like to suggest the following posts in the Gay Starcraft Players thread:
On May 02 2011 07:28 platorepublic wrote:Show nested quote +On May 02 2011 05:19 KingOfKangTheHee wrote:
I dont know if this makes me gay or not, but ive always had a strong feminine side.
Ive wanted to wear a wedding dress, i love hello kitty, and hate scary movies
That's not good enough, I'm afraid. You need to want to f me.
On May 05 2011 14:45 platorepublic wrote:
This is a gay thread, troll elsewhere. Of course we are sexist.
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United States4796 Posts
On May 25 2011 08:07 Comeh wrote:
He was so bad at posting Plexa had to come back from retirement to ban him.
Hahahahaha.
So pro. Thank you Plexa.
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And nothing of value was lost, thank crimeny he's gone he was doing my head in. >.>
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He is smart AND intelligent! <3
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Holy shit that's right. I felt it perfectly natural to see Plexa keeping the fourm in check, but he's in retirement.
Awww Plato's gone, too soon, too soon.
If you want to know why I'm sad, it was because I ended up taking it upon myself to troll any and all his new blogs (go look for yourself):
There are a lot, but favorite one (apart from good/evil MY AAXXE, hi5 MizU + others) was in his cooking blog, where he failed at showing off his cooking and (lack of) French skills LINKYY
So what did I do? Well this will be a lot more funny if you can actually speak French so GL
I googled the most classic and simple French recipie I could think of, Steak au Poivre, and combed through the entire thing systematically changing the spelling to be incorrect, and finished it off with some quaint insults in French slang.
* Concasser les grains de poivre. Détailler 8 steaks dans le contre-filet et les passer (paner) dans le poivre afin de le faire adhérer sur les deux faces.
* Mettre à chauffer dans une grande poêle 1 dl d'huile et 50 g de beurre. Étaler les steaks sur une plaque et les assaisonner de sel fin sur les deux faces. Saisir les steaks dans la poêle chaude sur les deux faces. La cuisson varie suivant le résultat souhaité : bleu, saignant, à point, bien cuit.
* Retirer les steaks au terme de leur cuisson. Réserver au chaud.
* Dégraisser la poêle, déglacer au cognac, laisser flamber. Ajouter le vin blanc, laisser réduire 2 minutes et mouiller au fond de veau lié. Laisser réduire 4 à 5 minutes. Retirer du feu et incorporer le beurre en petites parcelles par un mouvement de rotation du récipient. Rectifier l'assaisonnement.
* Disposer les steaks dans un plat. Napper délicatement les steaks de sauce. Servir.
Became
On May 24 2011 06:36 bITt.mAN wrote: Now try this: Concaser les graiens de poivre. Détailer 8 stéaks dans le contre-fillet et les paser dans le poivre affin de le faire adhérer sûr les deux faces. Mettre à chaufer dans un grand poêle 1 dl d'huile et 50 g de beure. Étaler les stéaks sur une plaque et les asaisoner de sel afin sur les deux faces. Saisir les stéaks dans le poêle chaude sur les deux faces. Ensuite, retirer les stéaks au terme de leurs cuissons. Réserver au chaud. Dégraiser la poêle, déglacer au cognac, laisser flamber. Ajouter le vin blanc, laiser réduiser 2 minutes et mouiller au fond de veau lié. Laiser réduire 4 à 5 minutes. Retirer du feu et incorporer le beurre en petites parceles par un mouvement de rotattion du récipient. Rectifier l'asaisonement. Disposser les stéaks dans un plat. Couvrir les steaks du sauce. Servir. Ziva, bave l'ouf ki bade é'smok 2 ta geul I hope I didn't make too many spelling mistakes, this isin't the computer I write my French essays on (well not anymore now that I'm done with that) so it doesn't have that spellcheck, and I may have made a few factual mistakes but it's been a while ^^
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On May 25 2011 12:43 matjlav wrote:Will the OP take submissions on quotes to add to the list? I would like to suggest the following posts in the Gay Starcraft Players thread: Show nested quote +On May 02 2011 07:28 platorepublic wrote:On May 02 2011 05:19 KingOfKangTheHee wrote:
I dont know if this makes me gay or not, but ive always had a strong feminine side.
Ive wanted to wear a wedding dress, i love hello kitty, and hate scary movies
That's not good enough, I'm afraid. You need to want to f me. Show nested quote +On May 05 2011 14:45 platorepublic wrote:
This is a gay thread, troll elsewhere. Of course we are sexist.
This is how it starts. Slowly and creepingly this will turn into a Plato FanClub Thread.
The infestation has begun.
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On May 26 2011 08:03 Spekulatius wrote:Show nested quote +On May 25 2011 12:43 matjlav wrote:Will the OP take submissions on quotes to add to the list? I would like to suggest the following posts in the Gay Starcraft Players thread: On May 02 2011 07:28 platorepublic wrote:On May 02 2011 05:19 KingOfKangTheHee wrote:
I dont know if this makes me gay or not, but ive always had a strong feminine side.
Ive wanted to wear a wedding dress, i love hello kitty, and hate scary movies
That's not good enough, I'm afraid. You need to want to f me. On May 05 2011 14:45 platorepublic wrote:
This is a gay thread, troll elsewhere. Of course we are sexist. This is how it starts. Slowly and creepingly this will turn into a Plato FanClub Thread. The infestation has begun.
I'm going to go ahead and vote nay on that idea. With my axe.
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Fuck, how did I miss this?
Sign me in to his fanclub.
RIP
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