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Weirdest thing your teacher said or done?

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IReason
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States92 Posts
May 20 2011 02:38 GMT
#1
So about a month ago in my Advanced Placement United States History class, or APUSH to some, we were discussing Ronald Reagan and our teacher made a comment to make us remember the connection between Barry Goldwater and Ronald Reagan. He said, and I quote "Goldwater birthed Reagan from his political vagina". I'm not sure that I will ever forget that quote or erase that very disturbing mental image. T_T

Anyways, does anyone have any memories of weird things that your teacher has said/done?

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cowbringer
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States14 Posts
May 20 2011 02:41 GMT
#2
lol @ your teacher. that AP exam was death im pretty sure I got a 1
Suc
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Australia1569 Posts
May 20 2011 02:55 GMT
#3
I heard some people on the bus today, talking about their lecture on A Clockwork Orange. Pretty much the lecturer described all these weird sex scenes in stables, using leather in many different ways and the such.

Also, a lot more messed up stuff that I have forgotten heh.
Mayor
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States472 Posts
May 20 2011 03:01 GMT
#4
Me: 'Mr.Brungardt, mind if I use the computers to finish up my project in this class?'
Brungardt: 'Is that code for "porn"?'
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GTPGlitch
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
5061 Posts
May 20 2011 03:03 GMT
#5
One of my math teachers used to toss markers at random and if they landed on somebodies desk they had to do a problem on the board D:


Also my 10th grade history teacher would have rapid-fire question sessions that you got extra credit for if you answered with a picture on the board in >7 seconds :O
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Roe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada6002 Posts
May 20 2011 03:18 GMT
#6
On May 20 2011 12:03 Active.815 wrote:
One of my math teachers used to toss markers at random and if they landed on somebodies desk they had to do a problem on the board D:


Also my 10th grade history teacher would have rapid-fire question sessions that you got extra credit for if you answered with a picture on the board in >7 seconds :O

one of my teachers would throw pens at people to make them stop talking, and he also threw desks out the door.
then again that's not weird, that's just sad
ggrrg
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Bulgaria2716 Posts
May 20 2011 04:22 GMT
#7
weird things said:

My history teacher (I live in Germany):
"Imagine if Hitler had won WW2. Life would be so relaxing. We would be all sitting in our mansions on the French Riviera while our Polish servants would serve us the finest Champagne."


weird things done:

A teacher left the class while we had an exam. The average grade in this exam was by far the best we ever achieved...

I remember at least 2 teachers that cried in class:
- A substitute teacher, because everybody talked in class and completely ignored her (since we knew that she cannot grade us)
- One teacher that was "locked our" of class. She left the class for a moment and when she came back a few clowns had put a huge (about three doors wide) cupboard in front of the door so she could not come in again

stupid things said:

Math teacher on a math problem:
"Forty years ago there, -19 students smoked."
elmizzt
Profile Joined February 2010
United States3309 Posts
May 20 2011 04:28 GMT
#8
I had a teacher who was monstrously fat and hilarious. He would walk around the hallways and veer into people who tried to get out of his patch and bump them with his potbelly. During exams he would walk around with a bullhorn and set it off to scare people, and his screensaver was "I hate children". He also called me a commie when I accidentally took his pen hahahah
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Comeh
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States18918 Posts
May 20 2011 04:34 GMT
#9
My history professor played this at incredibly loud levels


He proceeded to dance in the nerdiest fashion ever.

The music was so loud, another professor came in and started yelling at him.
My professor turned the volume up higher as the other professor walked away.
People cheered.
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kOre
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada3642 Posts
May 20 2011 05:01 GMT
#10
The last day of classes before finals my English teacher said "Lets have a huge in class poker tournament with a $10 dollar buy in for those who want to join".

After finals we had a 3 table 27 people tournament. The top 6 people who placed in the money were the group of friends I always played poker with lol
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pyaar
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States423 Posts
May 20 2011 05:05 GMT
#11
So this poem is like "Come here and let me pet your little birdfur."


Referring to a poem of Catullus in which he was describing his lover's pet bird. It was pretty hilarious.
oxidized
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States324 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-20 05:10:16
May 20 2011 05:09 GMT
#12
My AP Chem teacher told us to remember the phase diagram of water by seeing it's resemblance to buttcheeks. x.x

AP US teacher once told us a story about how she saw a "big black cock." (She was referring to a black rooster).
VIB
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Brazil3567 Posts
May 20 2011 05:20 GMT
#13
During a statistic class. My statistic teacher, who happens to be well known for his past troubles with gambling (yes, a statistic teacher who gambles, ironic huh?).

He is trying to make a point and for that he gives us an example of a simple sequence that just recently someone was able to find a solution to calculate it's probability. I believe it was the chance of a dice giving a sequence of numbers in order or something like that (I don't remember exactly). But something like the dice giving 2 then 3 then 4 I think. And he was writing on the board explaining why the chance would be so low etc.

Then out of nowhere he pulls a dice out of his pocket. Gives it to the girl in the front row (one of the 2 girls in an engineering class). Tells her he doubts that she can get that sequence on the dice because the chance is very low. The girl says something like "wanna make this interesting?". Everyone lols and the teacher says "ok, look, if you get that sequence I'll pass everyone in this room on my exam". Not believing it was serious, she throws the dice: 3. He writes on the board, explains the chance of a 2 or 4 after the 3. She throws again... 4... Everyone lols again. Teacher scratches his head, but goes to the board and explains why she can't possibly get a 5. She throws it again... and of course... everyone goes crazy laughing at the face the teacher makes as she does gets a 5.

He explains why it's illegal for him to keep his promise, but at the same time he has to honor his word. Asks us to keep a secret and we all agree to not tell a thing if he does passes everyone in that room on his exam. He does keeps his promise and passed everyone who was at class that day. Giving people random grades to not raise suspicion. But wasn't really much necessary since his class was so easy that everyone always passed that anyway lol
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Sharp-eYe
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada642 Posts
May 20 2011 05:23 GMT
#14
in grade 10 my teacher's best friends ALWAYS came in and goofed around for half the period. good thing it was in the morning even in grade 12 my teacher still makes fun of the other two from grade 10.
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ketomai
Profile Joined June 2007
United States2789 Posts
May 20 2011 05:29 GMT
#15
Someone found a picture of my high school computer science teacher online and photoshopped a penis into it instead of whatever she was eating. Pretty much everything she said that day was funny (she always speaks in this deadpan, monotone, nauseating voice).
tomatriedes
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
New Zealand5356 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-20 05:59:59
May 20 2011 05:59 GMT
#16
My old high school science teacher taught us to remember the color spectrum (backwards) with this mnemonic: 'Virgins In Bed Give You Odd Reactions'.

He also liked making bad puns- 'what's stomata with you, boy?" and the like.
elmizzt
Profile Joined February 2010
United States3309 Posts
May 20 2011 06:07 GMT
#17
On May 20 2011 14:59 tomatriedes wrote:
My old high school science teacher taught us to remember the color spectrum (backwards) with this mnemonic: 'Virgins In Bed Give You Odd Reactions'.

He also liked making bad puns- 'what's stomata with you, boy?" and the like.

LOL He sounds so amazing hahahaha I love teachers like that <33
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Rinrun
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada3509 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-20 07:11:11
May 20 2011 06:15 GMT
#18
Marketing lecture - we were on the topic of prostitutes and my prof then asked the chick who brought up the discussion which corner she worked at. Also there were times where he would randomly talk about women and deceit, one of the main examples was his wife- which he thought was a blonde, until they got married. Ah, good times, good prof. Life lessons were taught there lol.
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ToDieFoR
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States52 Posts
May 20 2011 06:39 GMT
#19
Biology teacher talking about women's nipples.
:D
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