EPTAnyways, does anyone have any memories of weird things that your teacher has said/done?
Weirdest thing your teacher said or done?
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IReason
United States92 Posts
Anyways, does anyone have any memories of weird things that your teacher has said/done? | ||
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cowbringer
United States14 Posts
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Suc
Australia1569 Posts
Also, a lot more messed up stuff that I have forgotten heh. | ||
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Mayor
United States472 Posts
Brungardt: 'Is that code for "porn"?' | ||
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GTPGlitch
5061 Posts
Also my 10th grade history teacher would have rapid-fire question sessions that you got extra credit for if you answered with a picture on the board in >7 seconds :O | ||
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Roe
Canada6002 Posts
On May 20 2011 12:03 Active.815 wrote: One of my math teachers used to toss markers at random and if they landed on somebodies desk they had to do a problem on the board D: Also my 10th grade history teacher would have rapid-fire question sessions that you got extra credit for if you answered with a picture on the board in >7 seconds :O one of my teachers would throw pens at people to make them stop talking, and he also threw desks out the door. then again that's not weird, that's just sad | ||
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ggrrg
Bulgaria2717 Posts
My history teacher (I live in Germany): "Imagine if Hitler had won WW2. Life would be so relaxing. We would be all sitting in our mansions on the French Riviera while our Polish servants would serve us the finest Champagne." weird things done: A teacher left the class while we had an exam. The average grade in this exam was by far the best we ever achieved... I remember at least 2 teachers that cried in class: - A substitute teacher, because everybody talked in class and completely ignored her (since we knew that she cannot grade us) - One teacher that was "locked our" of class. She left the class for a moment and when she came back a few clowns had put a huge (about three doors wide) cupboard in front of the door so she could not come in again stupid things said: Math teacher on a math problem: "Forty years ago there, -19 students smoked." | ||
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elmizzt
United States3309 Posts
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Comeh
United States18919 Posts
He proceeded to dance in the nerdiest fashion ever. The music was so loud, another professor came in and started yelling at him. My professor turned the volume up higher as the other professor walked away. People cheered. | ||
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kOre
Canada3642 Posts
After finals we had a 3 table 27 people tournament. The top 6 people who placed in the money were the group of friends I always played poker with lol | ||
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pyaar
United States423 Posts
So this poem is like "Come here and let me pet your little birdfur." Referring to a poem of Catullus in which he was describing his lover's pet bird. It was pretty hilarious. | ||
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oxidized
United States324 Posts
AP US teacher once told us a story about how she saw a "big black cock." (She was referring to a black rooster). | ||
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VIB
Brazil3567 Posts
He is trying to make a point and for that he gives us an example of a simple sequence that just recently someone was able to find a solution to calculate it's probability. I believe it was the chance of a dice giving a sequence of numbers in order or something like that (I don't remember exactly). But something like the dice giving 2 then 3 then 4 I think. And he was writing on the board explaining why the chance would be so low etc. Then out of nowhere he pulls a dice out of his pocket. Gives it to the girl in the front row (one of the 2 girls in an engineering class). Tells her he doubts that she can get that sequence on the dice because the chance is very low. The girl says something like "wanna make this interesting?". Everyone lols and the teacher says "ok, look, if you get that sequence I'll pass everyone in this room on my exam". Not believing it was serious, she throws the dice: 3. He writes on the board, explains the chance of a 2 or 4 after the 3. She throws again... 4... Everyone lols again. Teacher scratches his head, but goes to the board and explains why she can't possibly get a 5. She throws it again... and of course... everyone goes crazy laughing at the face the teacher makes as she does gets a 5. He explains why it's illegal for him to keep his promise, but at the same time he has to honor his word. Asks us to keep a secret and we all agree to not tell a thing if he does passes everyone in that room on his exam. He does keeps his promise and passed everyone who was at class that day. Giving people random grades to not raise suspicion. But wasn't really much necessary since his class was so easy that everyone always passed that anyway lol | ||
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Sharp-eYe
Canada642 Posts
 even in grade 12 my teacher still makes fun of the other two from grade 10. | ||
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ketomai
United States2789 Posts
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tomatriedes
New Zealand5356 Posts
He also liked making bad puns- 'what's stomata with you, boy?" and the like. | ||
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elmizzt
United States3309 Posts
On May 20 2011 14:59 tomatriedes wrote: My old high school science teacher taught us to remember the color spectrum (backwards) with this mnemonic: 'Virgins In Bed Give You Odd Reactions'. He also liked making bad puns- 'what's stomata with you, boy?" and the like. LOL He sounds so amazing hahahaha I love teachers like that <33 | ||
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Rinrun
Canada3509 Posts
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ToDieFoR
United States52 Posts
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