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MechKing
United States3004 Posts
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flowSthead
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When she says you are "too smooth", the context would be important. I basically see two options (which could be wrong, there could be more). Either she has trust issues, and she is wondering whether your "smoothness" could mean that you are hitting on other girls. Or she is just nervous because she hasn't dated much either. Being nervous is more that she is unsure of herself rather than unsure of you. Basically, I think it would help if you figured out whether her evaluation of you is a reflection of her lack of trust in you, or her own insecurities. Of course, context could change this entirely and it could mean that she is teasing you or making fun of you. I don't know, you haven't really given me a lot to work with here. | ||
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Saechiis
Netherlands4989 Posts
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Whole
United States6046 Posts
On May 03 2011 11:49 Empyrean wrote: It means you should stop talking like this your words remind her of a waterfall and waterfalls are smooooooth how the fuck is a waterfall smooth? ![[image loading]](http://pics4.city-data.com/cpicc/cfiles10231.jpg) | ||
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jaminz
United States208 Posts
![[image loading]](http://www.ronbigelow.com/articles/sharpen5/ortega_falls.jpg) pretty smooth if you ask me | ||
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Eviltoast
Australia166 Posts
maybe...you...should...talk...like...this. | ||
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Whole
United States6046 Posts
Well that is a pretty pussy waterfall, but it actually answers SockMonkey's question. When your girlfriend says you're too smooth, it means she wants you to man up. You need to be as swift as a coursing river, (Be a man) with all the force of a great typhoon, (Be a man) with all the strength of a raging fire, mysterious as the dark side of the moon. + Show Spoiler + Let's get down to business To defeat the Huns Did they send me daughters When I asked for sons? You're the saddest bunch I ever met But you can bet Before we're through Mister, I'll make a man out of you Tranquil as a forest But on fire within Once you find your center you are sure to win You're a spineless, pale pathetic lot And you haven't got a clue Somehow I'll make a man out of you I'm never gonna catch my breath Say good-bye to those who knew me Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gym This guy's got 'em scared to death Hope he doesn't see right through me Now I really wish that I knew how to swim (Be a man) We must be swift as the coursing river (Be a man) With all the force of a great typhoon (Be a man) With all the strength of a raging fire Mysterious as the dark side of the moon Time is racing toward us till the Huns arrive Heed my every order and you might survive You're unsuited for the rage of war So pack up, go home you're through How could I make a man out of you? (Be a man) We must be swift as the coursing river (Be a man) With all the force of a great typhoon (Be a man) With all the strength of a raging fire Mysterious as the dark side of the moon (Be a man) We must be swift as the Coursing river (Be a man) With all the force of a great typhoon (Be a man) With all the strength of a raging fire Mysterious as the dark side of the moon | ||
Seeker
Where dat snitch at?37116 Posts
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Rinrun
Canada3509 Posts
On May 03 2011 12:22 floor exercise wrote: If she's anything like my girlfriend, just wait til she gets on you about your penis being too large. You'll never Almost like mine- 'cept one difference highlighted above. | ||
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Roe
Canada6002 Posts
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firexfred
United States78 Posts
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Char711
United States862 Posts
Edit: Go up to her and ask "What's the dealio, little lady?" Then, after she responds say, "Hold my stones" and get down to business. After the fact she is guaranteed to remark, "[Your Name], you're so smooth," to which you should respond, "Always." Note that I only reached this mind-bendingly impressive conclusion through extensive research of the life of a master. I then suffered through much trial and error, but I can assure you that I have honed this technique such that you cannot fail. God speed. | ||
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ulszz
Jamaica1787 Posts
On May 03 2011 13:39 Whole wrote: Well that is a pretty pussy waterfall, but it actually answers SockMonkey's question. When your girlfriend says you're too smooth, it means she wants you to man up. You need to be as swift as a coursing river, (Be a man) with all the force of a great typhoon, (Be a man) with all the strength of a raging fire, mysterious as the dark side of the moon. + Show Spoiler + Let's get down to business To defeat the Huns Did they send me daughters When I asked for sons? You're the saddest bunch I ever met But you can bet Before we're through Mister, I'll make a man out of you Tranquil as a forest But on fire within Once you find your center you are sure to win You're a spineless, pale pathetic lot And you haven't got a clue Somehow I'll make a man out of you I'm never gonna catch my breath Say good-bye to those who knew me Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gym This guy's got 'em scared to death Hope he doesn't see right through me Now I really wish that I knew how to swim (Be a man) We must be swift as the coursing river (Be a man) With all the force of a great typhoon (Be a man) With all the strength of a raging fire Mysterious as the dark side of the moon Time is racing toward us till the Huns arrive Heed my every order and you might survive You're unsuited for the rage of war So pack up, go home you're through How could I make a man out of you? (Be a man) We must be swift as the coursing river (Be a man) With all the force of a great typhoon (Be a man) With all the strength of a raging fire Mysterious as the dark side of the moon (Be a man) We must be swift as the Coursing river (Be a man) With all the force of a great typhoon (Be a man) With all the strength of a raging fire Mysterious as the dark side of the moon lol this blog is fucking hilarious. incontrol always wins is that the fuckin mulan song it is isnt it hahahah fuk yea | ||
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Glaven
Canada554 Posts
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MechKing
United States3004 Posts
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hp.Shell
United States2527 Posts
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palanq
United States761 Posts
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JohnnyYen
United States313 Posts
On May 03 2011 14:46 Roe wrote: you remind her of this song + Show Spoiler + http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLIoWuwqy-Y A warning to anyone who starts that video and makes it to the part where it says "Keep watching".... Don't. And I think everyone is failing to comprehend what the OP is saying, read this post of his and it should all be cleared up for you: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=218738#16 | ||
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Mindcrime
United States6899 Posts
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=86539 | ||
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Mofisto
United Kingdom585 Posts
On May 03 2011 12:22 floor exercise wrote: If she's anything like my girlfriend, just wait til she gets on you about your penis being too large. You'll never hear the end of it But to be fair I am absurdly big My cock is tiny pal, but with my weight behind it; the impact is devastating.......... | ||
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