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SockMonkey
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom88 Posts
May 03 2011 02:46 GMT
#1
So I just got a girlfriend. Still in the surreal I don't get it I have a girlfriend mode.

And she complains....I'm too smooth with my words.

What does that mean?

My compliments too fluid?

My answers too quick and seemingly prepared?

But I do it all by instinct. Sigh. Screwed.

**
The only bottlecaps one should collect are from the beers he drinks.
Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
17082 Posts
May 03 2011 02:49 GMT
#2
It means

you should stop talking like this

your words remind her of a waterfall

and waterfalls are smooooooth
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Zapdos_Smithh
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2620 Posts
May 03 2011 02:50 GMT
#3
On May 03 2011 11:46 SockMonkey wrote:
So I just got a girlfriend. Still in the surreal I don't get it I have a girlfriend mode.


Made me lol, I can already tell I am going to like your blogs haha.

In terms of advice, don't take what she said seriously/try to change how you speak. She likes you for a reason, stick with the way you speak
Lyter
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United Kingdom2145 Posts
May 03 2011 02:57 GMT
#4
Sounds like you think you're in some kind of disney romance, no need for the cheese brah
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
May 03 2011 03:00 GMT
#5
These are my absolute favorite kind of blogs. It reminds me! Recently my gf was complaining that I am too smart and it intimidates everyone. She gets turned on by it but when we go to the gym in my porsche and model for Nike they ask "shouldn't you be a brain surgeon?" but I laugh and hop in my helicopter and avoid traffic.
SockMonkey
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom88 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-03 03:05:13
May 03 2011 03:03 GMT
#6
all i've ever done is tell her she's good looking/pretty and she thinks my delivery is too smooth. I hear she likes cheese. Should I proxy rax?

jokes aside she's my first so I'm a little lost on things and all.

Edit: I couldn't resist this one. I wish there was a day[9] on girls lol.
The only bottlecaps one should collect are from the beers he drinks.
Kashll
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1117 Posts
May 03 2011 03:05 GMT
#7
On May 03 2011 11:49 Empyrean wrote:
It means

you should stop talking like this

your words remind her of a waterfall

and waterfalls are smooooooth


looool
"After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music." - Aldous Huxley
Comeh
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States18919 Posts
May 03 2011 03:08 GMT
#8
On May 03 2011 12:00 iNcontroL wrote:
These are my absolute favorite kind of blogs. It reminds me! Recently my gf was complaining that I am too smart and it intimidates everyone. She gets turned on by it but when we go to the gym in my porsche and model for Nike they ask "shouldn't you be a brain surgeon?" but I laugh and hop in my helicopter and avoid traffic.

Yeah, like your gf is a Miss Oregon or something amazing like that >.>


Oh.

Wait.
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SockMonkey
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom88 Posts
May 03 2011 03:10 GMT
#9
On May 03 2011 12:00 iNcontroL wrote:
These are my absolute favorite kind of blogs. It reminds me! Recently my gf was complaining that I am too smart and it intimidates everyone. She gets turned on by it but when we go to the gym in my porsche and model for Nike they ask "shouldn't you be a brain surgeon?" but I laugh and hop in my helicopter and avoid traffic.


it took me literally minutes to figure out if you were being sarcastic =/ no jokes i'm mentally deficient in speed.
The only bottlecaps one should collect are from the beers he drinks.
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
May 03 2011 03:13 GMT
#10
On May 03 2011 12:00 iNcontroL wrote:
These are my absolute favorite kind of blogs. It reminds me! Recently my gf was complaining that I am too smart and it intimidates everyone. She gets turned on by it but when we go to the gym in my porsche and model for Nike they ask "shouldn't you be a brain surgeon?" but I laugh and hop in my helicopter and avoid traffic.


Almost as cool as my nickname Mr Smoothballs
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
Zim23
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1681 Posts
May 03 2011 03:14 GMT
#11
On May 03 2011 12:10 SockMonkey wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 03 2011 12:00 iNcontroL wrote:
These are my absolute favorite kind of blogs. It reminds me! Recently my gf was complaining that I am too smart and it intimidates everyone. She gets turned on by it but when we go to the gym in my porsche and model for Nike they ask "shouldn't you be a brain surgeon?" but I laugh and hop in my helicopter and avoid traffic.


it took me literally minutes to figure out if you were being sarcastic =/ no jokes i'm mentally deficient in speed.

Oh fuck, what if she's being sarcastic about the smoothness? Shit just got real.
Do an arranged marriage if she's not completely minging, and don't worry about dancing, get a go-kart, cheers.
eluv
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1251 Posts
May 03 2011 03:16 GMT
#12
On May 03 2011 12:00 iNcontroL wrote:
These are my absolute favorite kind of blogs. It reminds me! Recently my gf was complaining that I am too smart and it intimidates everyone. She gets turned on by it but when we go to the gym in my porsche and model for Nike they ask "shouldn't you be a brain surgeon?" but I laugh and hop in my helicopter and avoid traffic.


Holy crap, I laughed for a good minute.

Don't worry about your gf pal, things will happen like they're going to happen.
"Yes I fucked my way to the GSL partnership" - Sundance
Turgid
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States1623 Posts
May 03 2011 03:18 GMT
#13
On May 03 2011 12:03 SockMonkey wrote:
all i've ever done is tell her she's good looking/pretty and she thinks my delivery is too smooth. I hear she likes cheese. Should I proxy rax?

jokes aside she's my first so I'm a little lost on things and all.

Edit: I couldn't resist this one. I wish there was a day[9] on girls lol.


People you get romantically close to are black boxes, there's literally nothing you can do but try to be as calm and reasonable as humanly possible at all times. You feel lost right now and that will never, ever stop.
(╬ ಠ益ಠ)
Kashll
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1117 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-03 03:19:25
May 03 2011 03:18 GMT
#14
On May 03 2011 12:14 Zim23 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 03 2011 12:10 SockMonkey wrote:
On May 03 2011 12:00 iNcontroL wrote:
These are my absolute favorite kind of blogs. It reminds me! Recently my gf was complaining that I am too smart and it intimidates everyone. She gets turned on by it but when we go to the gym in my porsche and model for Nike they ask "shouldn't you be a brain surgeon?" but I laugh and hop in my helicopter and avoid traffic.


it took me literally minutes to figure out if you were being sarcastic =/ no jokes i'm mentally deficient in speed.

Oh fuck, what if she's being sarcastic about the smoothness? Shit just got real.




(I feel compelled to contribute to the ridiculousness that is this blog)
"After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music." - Aldous Huxley
floor exercise
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Canada5847 Posts
May 03 2011 03:22 GMT
#15
If she's anything like my girlfriend, just wait til she gets on you about your penis being too large. You'll never hear the end of it





But to be fair I am absurdly big
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
May 03 2011 03:30 GMT
#16
She means your body hair. You're built like a prepubescent boy.
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BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES51480 Posts
May 03 2011 03:37 GMT
#17
she wants a rock not the smooth sand of an island.
Brood War EICWoo Jung Ho, never forget.| Twitter: @BLinDRawR
intergalactic
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada428 Posts
May 03 2011 03:38 GMT
#18
ROFL I'm laughing so hard at this thread
If you value your soul, do not look into the eye of an horse
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
May 03 2011 03:40 GMT
#19
On May 03 2011 12:30 Chef wrote:
She means your body hair. You're built like a prepubescent boy.

lol

If it makes you feel any better all those sarcastic responses you got are unoriginal and overused. People need to either try harder or not try so hard, it's gotten boring
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Crais
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada2136 Posts
May 03 2011 03:52 GMT
#20
bahahahah
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