EPTAnd she complains....I'm too smooth with my words.
What does that mean?
My compliments too fluid?
My answers too quick and seemingly prepared?
But I do it all by instinct. Sigh. Screwed.
Too smooth?
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SockMonkey
United Kingdom88 Posts
And she complains....I'm too smooth with my words. What does that mean? My compliments too fluid? My answers too quick and seemingly prepared? But I do it all by instinct. Sigh. Screwed. | ||
Empyrean
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you should stop talking like this your words remind her of a waterfall and waterfalls are smooooooth | ||
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Zapdos_Smithh
Canada2620 Posts
On May 03 2011 11:46 SockMonkey wrote: So I just got a girlfriend. Still in the surreal I don't get it I have a girlfriend mode. Made me lol, I can already tell I am going to like your blogs haha. In terms of advice, don't take what she said seriously/try to change how you speak. She likes you for a reason, stick with the way you speak  | ||
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Lyter
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iNcontroL
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SockMonkey
United Kingdom88 Posts
jokes aside she's my first so I'm a little lost on things and all. Edit: I couldn't resist this one. I wish there was a day[9] on girls lol. | ||
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Kashll
United States1117 Posts
On May 03 2011 11:49 Empyrean wrote: It means you should stop talking like this your words remind her of a waterfall and waterfalls are smooooooth looool | ||
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Comeh
United States18918 Posts
On May 03 2011 12:00 iNcontroL wrote: These are my absolute favorite kind of blogs. It reminds me! Recently my gf was complaining that I am too smart and it intimidates everyone. She gets turned on by it but when we go to the gym in my porsche and model for Nike they ask "shouldn't you be a brain surgeon?" but I laugh and hop in my helicopter and avoid traffic. Yeah, like your gf is a Miss Oregon or something amazing like that >.> Oh. Wait. | ||
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SockMonkey
United Kingdom88 Posts
On May 03 2011 12:00 iNcontroL wrote: These are my absolute favorite kind of blogs. It reminds me! Recently my gf was complaining that I am too smart and it intimidates everyone. She gets turned on by it but when we go to the gym in my porsche and model for Nike they ask "shouldn't you be a brain surgeon?" but I laugh and hop in my helicopter and avoid traffic. it took me literally minutes to figure out if you were being sarcastic =/ no jokes i'm mentally deficient in speed. | ||
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Hypnosis
United States2061 Posts
On May 03 2011 12:00 iNcontroL wrote: These are my absolute favorite kind of blogs. It reminds me! Recently my gf was complaining that I am too smart and it intimidates everyone. She gets turned on by it but when we go to the gym in my porsche and model for Nike they ask "shouldn't you be a brain surgeon?" but I laugh and hop in my helicopter and avoid traffic. Almost as cool as my nickname Mr Smoothballs | ||
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Zim23
United States1681 Posts
On May 03 2011 12:10 SockMonkey wrote: it took me literally minutes to figure out if you were being sarcastic =/ no jokes i'm mentally deficient in speed. Oh fuck, what if she's being sarcastic about the smoothness? Shit just got real. | ||
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eluv
United States1251 Posts
On May 03 2011 12:00 iNcontroL wrote: These are my absolute favorite kind of blogs. It reminds me! Recently my gf was complaining that I am too smart and it intimidates everyone. She gets turned on by it but when we go to the gym in my porsche and model for Nike they ask "shouldn't you be a brain surgeon?" but I laugh and hop in my helicopter and avoid traffic. Holy crap, I laughed for a good minute. Don't worry about your gf pal, things will happen like they're going to happen. | ||
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Turgid
United States1623 Posts
On May 03 2011 12:03 SockMonkey wrote: all i've ever done is tell her she's good looking/pretty and she thinks my delivery is too smooth. I hear she likes cheese. Should I proxy rax? jokes aside she's my first so I'm a little lost on things and all. Edit: I couldn't resist this one. I wish there was a day[9] on girls lol. People you get romantically close to are black boxes, there's literally nothing you can do but try to be as calm and reasonable as humanly possible at all times. You feel lost right now and that will never, ever stop. | ||
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Kashll
United States1117 Posts
On May 03 2011 12:14 Zim23 wrote: Oh fuck, what if she's being sarcastic about the smoothness? Shit just got real. (I feel compelled to contribute to the ridiculousness that is this blog) | ||
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floor exercise
Canada5847 Posts
But to be fair I am absurdly big | ||
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Chef
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BLinD-RawR
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intergalactic
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
On May 03 2011 12:30 Chef wrote: She means your body hair. You're built like a prepubescent boy. lol If it makes you feel any better all those sarcastic responses you got are unoriginal and overused. People need to either try harder or not try so hard, it's gotten boring  | ||
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Crais
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