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mAKiTO
Colombia4177 Posts
so post some gogo..Ill start first: makito is wondering why women are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, the others are too far, and the rest are all just handicapped. I guess that's why some guys bump their way into a taken ones? - 9 likes 12 comments   | ||
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Slakkoo
Sweden1119 Posts
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tofucake
Hyrule19245 Posts
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Wohmfg
United Kingdom1292 Posts
On April 01 2011 04:56 mAKiTO wrote: I was reading on mans magazine an article, they polled over 800 woman and ask what impressed them the most on a guys facebook, and 60% said clever statuses. so post some gogo..Ill start first: makito is wondering why women are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, the others are too far, and the rest are all just handicapped. I guess that's why some guys bump their way into a taken ones? - 9 likes 12 comments So how many times you been laid since you wrote your status? Many women been messaging you asking you to fuck? | ||
SirJolt
the Dagon Knight4015 Posts
"Hi folks, Mark Zuckerberg here, just reminding you I can be anyone." | ||
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MaxField
United States2386 Posts
On April 01 2011 05:02 tofucake wrote: tofucake is wondering wtf is the point of this thread -.- 457839 likes 0 comments You can go ahead and edit one more like on to that one Katie is proud of herself. She finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years. Dave says my computer just beat me at chess...but it was no match for me at kick boxing. | ||
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bonifaceviii
Canada2890 Posts
On April 01 2011 04:56 mAKiTO wrote: I was reading on mans magazine an article, they polled over 800 woman and ask what impressed them the most on a guys facebook, and 60% said clever statuses. so post some gogo..Ill start first: makito is wondering why women are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, the others are too far, and the rest are all just handicapped. I guess that's why some guys bump their way into a taken ones? - 9 likes 12 comments So what's the going exchange rate between likes and blowjobs? | ||
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iGrok
United States5142 Posts
On April 01 2011 05:19 bonifaceviii wrote: So what's the going exchange rate between likes and blowjobs? If I could "like" this post I would | ||
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Noxie
United States2227 Posts
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JeeJee
Canada5652 Posts
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Khenra
Netherlands885 Posts
Anyway, I've never done any 'clever' Facebook status updates. I only ever post a status updates announcing my concerts as to hopefully get some people to come and listen. | ||
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Steelflight-Rx
United States1389 Posts
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Dalguno
United States2446 Posts
Great website for funny FB statuses, had many a good laugh from it! | ||
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Mvrio
689 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + - Got a Rolex for my birthday from a couple of lesbians I know. Guess they misunderstood me when I told them "I wanna watch". - I remember in first grade when you had the 64 box of crayons, everybody thought you were rich. - Facebook is like prison. You hang around, write on walls, and get poked by people without your consent. - When I was little, “I am gonna tell your mom” was the scariest sentence. | ||
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FFGenerations
7088 Posts
only problem is if i were to do it id put a big "ahahahahahahha" at the end coz i find it funny , and would cease to look cool | ||
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