I was reading on mans magazine an article, they polled over 800 woman and ask what impressed them the most on a guys facebook, and 60% said clever statuses.

so post some gogo..Ill start first:

makito is wondering why women are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, the others are too far, and the rest are all just handicapped. I guess that's why some guys bump their way into a taken ones? - 9 likes 12 comments

Slakkoo

Sweden1119 Posts

March 31 2011 20:02 GMT

Wrote Earth Hour my ass and created a heated debate, was quite fun :>

tofucake

Hyrule19026 Posts

March 31 2011 20:02 GMT

tofucake is wondering wtf is the point of this thread -.-
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Wohmfg

United Kingdom1292 Posts

March 31 2011 20:10 GMT

On April 01 2011 04:56 mAKiTO wrote:
I was reading on mans magazine an article, they polled over 800 woman and ask what impressed them the most on a guys facebook, and 60% said clever statuses.

so post some gogo..Ill start first:

makito is wondering why women are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, the others are too far, and the rest are all just handicapped. I guess that's why some guys bump their way into a taken ones? - 9 likes 12 comments

So how many times you been laid since you wrote your status? Many women been messaging you asking you to fuck?

SirJolt

the Dagon Knight4002 Posts

March 31 2011 20:10 GMT

From my brother,

"Hi folks, Mark Zuckerberg here, just reminding you I can be anyone."

MaxField

United States2386 Posts

March 31 2011 20:18 GMT

On April 01 2011 05:02 tofucake wrote:
tofucake is wondering wtf is the point of this thread -.-
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You can go ahead and edit one more like on to that one

Katie is proud of herself. She finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years.

Dave says my computer just beat me at chess...but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

bonifaceviii

Canada2890 Posts

March 31 2011 20:19 GMT

On April 01 2011 04:56 mAKiTO wrote:
I was reading on mans magazine an article, they polled over 800 woman and ask what impressed them the most on a guys facebook, and 60% said clever statuses.

so post some gogo..Ill start first:

makito is wondering why women are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, the others are too far, and the rest are all just handicapped. I guess that's why some guys bump their way into a taken ones? - 9 likes 12 comments

So what's the going exchange rate between likes and blowjobs?

iGrok

United States5142 Posts

March 31 2011 21:01 GMT

On April 01 2011 05:19 bonifaceviii wrote:

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So what's the going exchange rate between likes and blowjobs?

If I could "like" this post I would

Noxie

United States2227 Posts

March 31 2011 21:19 GMT

The key to facebook cleverness is putting up inspirational quotes and then adding a hyphen and your name at the end of it.

JeeJee

Canada5652 Posts

March 31 2011 22:48 GMT

#10

I like turtles because they're chill. They're just like, "Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm not in a rush. Because I'm a turtle."

Khenra

Netherlands885 Posts

March 31 2011 23:14 GMT

#11

Impressing girls via Facebook.. What has the world come to?

Anyway, I've never done any 'clever' Facebook status updates. I only ever post a status updates announcing my concerts as to hopefully get some people to come and listen.

Steelflight-Rx

United States1389 Posts

April 01 2011 00:52 GMT

#12

i don't think they mean putting clever jokes on your FB status. they mean like "hey look at all the cool stuff i'm doing, or this interesting article i found that says i care about _____."

Dalguno

United States2446 Posts

April 01 2011 01:04 GMT

#13

http://www.lamebook.com/

Great website for funny FB statuses, had many a good laugh from it!

Mvrio

689 Posts

October 27 2011 07:51 GMT

#14

Sorry to gravedig old thread but I'd rather bump then start a new one
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- Got a Rolex for my birthday from a couple of lesbians I know. Guess they misunderstood me when I told them "I wanna watch".

- I remember in first grade when you had the 64 box of crayons, everybody thought you were rich.

- Facebook is like prison. You hang around, write on walls, and get poked by people without your consent.

- When I was little, “I am gonna tell your mom” was the scariest sentence.

FFGenerations

7088 Posts

October 27 2011 11:20 GMT

#15

some of these (in this thread) are really good haha :3
only problem is if i were to do it id put a big "ahahahahahahha" at the end coz i find it funny , and would cease to look cool