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The Legend of the King of Bronze

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Blasterion
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
China10272 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-03-29 10:56:45
March 29 2011 09:33 GMT
#1
*Recording to Archive*
(Archive 03292011)
Tonight is the night before the reset of the Battle.net ladder. Many a times last season I have cowered away from laddering, it was something to be feared after all. It is an unkind wilderness out there, Full of 4 gates and Cannon rushes, of Mutalings, and Protoss Death balls, of Siege Tank Marine, and of course Banshee 1/1/1 builds. Now this Blasterion has reigned over the Bronze Division of Taldrim Uncle for months on end as King, It wasn't much to be the King of Bronze, but at least it was the king of something. But the King feared the ladder, for the possibility of defeat, humiliation, and self frustration. The King of Bronze looks to his friends, close friends whom he has made through Local LAN tournaments. Many were Masters, some were Diamonds, and some were top 200 NA players. But the King was happy to be where he was, Though he envied his fellow players for their skill and success at the game, He was the king of Bronze. Despite always being roflstomped in a game of 1v1 Obs with many of his friends (lol).
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Soon the King of Bronze found his status quo to be very unsatisfactory. He wanted to get better, despite his in ability to keep his minerals under 1000 after 10 minutes into the game, his inability to split his marines in a baneling push, despite not being able to hold a Void Ray rush, He wanted at least that shiny Platinum Badge on his 1v1 page. (The Bronze one is pretty shiny though).
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One night, His Friend came to him, and told him, Masters League. And that he will assist the King in his efforts. The price to pay was merely to play ladder games. The king wanted to get better, but the fear of laddering still tugged at him. After all treading upon the unknown frontier, is frightening, what frightened him more was the fact that he might lose to other members of Bronze. But despite that, He clicked the "Find Match" button. With his Masters friend backing him up on the stream he was sent to the Loading screen.
TvP, It was one of the King's stronger match ups. He has fallen many Protoss in his days to Bronze rank 1, Though it may be underhanded to 3 Rax your way to the top of Bronze, It was a viable strategy no one can fault him for it.
So has started the match. doing his 4-2 scv split and going for a 2 rax expand into factory starport build, he soon has fallen to a 3 gate protoss whom he was unprepared for because the king forgot to put his units into the bunker.
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Though shaken, but not discouraged, His friend analyzed his faults on his macro to him. Not making enough SCVs, Teching too quickly, Forgetting about the expansion. Micro, Macro, Not getting stim quick enough. There were too many to count. The king wondered how the hell he got to rank 1 bronze in the first place.
Rebuffing his confidence after analyzing his mistake the king once again clicked the "Find Match" button, This time it was TvZ on Metalopolis. The king was quite shaken from the last game but felt he might do well on this one. Going through the 2 rax build order through his head the last time he dropped the first barracks. However the enemy's scout drone appeared. unable to place his second barracks and losing 2 scvs to this intial harrass devastated the king and as the game went on it was clear that the king will fall, and fall he did to a million mutalisks, which he killed with his 3/3 marines only of which fell quickly to a billion million banelings. Not enough tanks I guess.
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The next TvZ went rather rough as well, after holding on a 6 pool, losing his marines many times to banelings and his tanks to mutalisks, there wasn't much to speak of.
The king looked at his match history and stared into the 3 skulls with red numbers next to them. He was of course frustrated, at himself of course. After all Artosis is right in there is no such thing as imbalance in lower skill brackets.
After a short coffee break the King resumed his quest of climbing the mountain from chobo to gosu, at this time the King finds no milk in his fridge, he cursed and filled his cup with black coffee and 4 teaspoons of sugar. It didn't taste well, but it did wake him up.
Regaining some awareness, He finds the next match and talking about some strategies over with his friend, He was welcomed to a TvP with the loading screen of Shakuras Plateau. Going with his friend's suggestion the King went straight with a 1 rax expand build. And quickly scouted a 4 gate on the move. According to his friend's advice he made bunkers and marauders. He pushed out with 2 marauders to put on some pressure. Quickly sniping out a stalker, the King saw units warping in and quickly retreated. The enemy gave a heavy chase with a large army of stalkers. only to run into a Wall of bunkered Marauders. The Protoss player was angry, he spouted words of spite and hate, qq and imba, tears and anger. Then quickly leaving the game, the king was disturbed by this and attempted to comfort the enemy after the game only to find himself ignored. "Well, then tell him to fuck himself"-Said the friend, So the king did, the player of course can't hear him but it was sent regardless of the fact.
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With finally a win under his belt, The king was ready for another match and was soon put into a TvT. With what he is used to, the 111 build was the way to go. the King of Bronze realized there was so many turrets up. The match soon disolved into an marine siege tank battle, But the King was stronger, in many aspects. (Mainly because there is a Masters League coaching him on the stream) But he had 5000 minerals, he was no gosu that was for sure. But soon the opponent did succumb to the King's push just because the King had 11 Barracks pumping out marines.
With 2 wins under the king's belt, and the short hand of the clock hitting 4, the King ended his day. He wonders to himself whether the dream of him becoming pro is achievable. But why not give it a try, Rather than envying pros, become pro. With his friends supporting him how far will the King of Bronze rise? How far will he fall.
The rest will be revealed in the next Entry
*Archive end*

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moopie
Profile Joined July 2009
12605 Posts
March 29 2011 10:16 GMT
#2
The king is dead. Long live the king.

Fun read
I'm going to sleep, let me get some of that carpet.
Blasterion
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
China10272 Posts
March 29 2011 10:28 GMT
#3
lol I felt just a tiny bit too arrogant calling myself King of Bronze, but hey, it makes it an attractive title
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Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
March 29 2011 12:54 GMT
#4
Weren't you gold for a while? Also, who coached you?
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
Blasterion
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
China10272 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-03-29 13:06:06
March 29 2011 13:01 GMT
#5
On March 29 2011 21:54 Pokebunny wrote:
Weren't you gold for a while? Also, who coached you?

As protoss I was gold =P, InflowYeN and Cola coached me on the stream,
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RushGG
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United Kingdom212 Posts
March 29 2011 15:48 GMT
#6
Loool great read! Will be continuously reading this entertaining blog series as you update ^__^

Good luck King of Bronze!
~ 안녕, 저는 현재 한국어를 배우는 중이에요 :D ~ Follow me on Twitter @RushGeeGee
Oldgrain
Profile Joined August 2010
Finland165 Posts
March 29 2011 16:34 GMT
#7
Great read. 5/5 to you, good Sir. May your quest for higher valued metals be a succesful one.
JSH
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4109 Posts
March 29 2011 16:54 GMT
#8
haha Blasterion

Good Luck have fun~
"It's called a miracle because it doesn't happen" - Just like my chances of reaching C- on ICCUP
m3rciless
Profile Joined August 2009
United States1476 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-03-29 17:00:41
March 29 2011 16:58 GMT
#9
On March 29 2011 19:16 moopie wrote:
The king is dead. Long live the king.

Fun read


edit: herp derp.

entertaining blog. Definitely would not have read 5 bronze battle reports if not for the humorous style.
White-Ra fighting!
Trobot
Profile Joined August 2010
United States125 Posts
March 29 2011 19:50 GMT
#10
I chuckled. ^^ Best of luck in the new season--I'm looking forward to the sequel "The King of Bronze 2: The Duke of Platinum."
Beware, for I shall correct your grammar even as I read it.
Blasterion
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
China10272 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-03-29 21:09:37
March 29 2011 21:09 GMT
#11
Hahaha thank you for the kind comments, I look foward to climbing up the ladder and writing the next Chapters,
Legend of the Bronze King, the Lord of Silver
As soon as I hit Silver rank 1
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Defeat
Profile Joined March 2010
United States476 Posts
March 29 2011 22:42 GMT
#12
Entertaining read sir. Hope you make it to Masters :}
"the metagame has really evolved to the point where the best chance to win the metagame is to game the metagame" -Bags
CrashD
Profile Joined January 2011
United States40 Posts
March 30 2011 07:25 GMT
#13
<33 Blast
Dont forget me and Ichi also coached you!
Great Read, everyone was talking about you on skype today!!
Crash
"I'm an optimist, and if I was on team prime then I would be optimus prime" Tasteless
Blasterion
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
China10272 Posts
March 30 2011 12:34 GMT
#14
How can I forget you Ichi =P
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Blasterion
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
China10272 Posts
March 30 2011 16:03 GMT
#15
Quick Up date I won't be writing about Lord of Silver since I got placed into gold this new season please look foward to the next chapter Baron of Gold in the near future
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DoubleZee
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada556 Posts
March 30 2011 18:04 GMT
#16
Haha nice read
Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!
d(O.o)a
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada5066 Posts
March 30 2011 18:13 GMT
#17
On March 31 2011 01:03 Blasterion wrote:
Quick Up date I won't be writing about Lord of Silver since I got placed into gold this new season please look foward to the next chapter Baron of Gold in the near future


Looking forward to it!
Hi.
Sentenal
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States12398 Posts
March 30 2011 18:28 GMT
#18
Blasterion, you are making me want to try SC2 again haha. Before I sorta dropped SC2, I was in Diamond, but I wonder how far I could make it now, since I haven't really played at all in months.
"Apparently, Sentenal is a paragon of friendship and tolerance. " - Ech0ne
Blasterion
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
China10272 Posts
March 30 2011 20:23 GMT
#19
Actually in celebration of my promotion out of Bronze I'll write something for the silver chapter but not gonna be really much about the games themselves
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dstryr
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States69 Posts
March 30 2011 20:37 GMT
#20
Congrats Blasterion Hard work does pay off. I liked your writing too haha
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